Looking at the Royal Canterlot Courtyard one would think that absolutely nothing seemed out of the ordinary, or indeed anything less than perfectly ready for hosting a lively, extravagant wedding reception. The tables were set and clothed. The punch bowl was full and ready to serve with a pyramid of punch glasses beside it. Music was arranged and a sound system was set up and fully in place, a bright white and blue-maned unicorn going over the finer details of music mixing with a technician. Looking at it as it was, one wouldn’t even think to guess that merely a day earlier the entire courtyard had been trampled and overrun by a horde of body-snatching, lie-telling, disguise-wearing Changelings bent on sucking the life out of every pony in Canterlot. Everything of material value had been ruined, and any other party planner might have given up and gone home.

Well, Pinkie thought as she beamed proudly at the new arrangements, I’m not just any other party planner, and that’s why I’VE got the party cutie mark! Eat it, Changelings!

“My word, Pinkie Pie, you’ve really outdone yourself,” said a voice behind her and to her left. “Canterlot parties are usually so… sterile. You really added some life into this party!”

Pinkie Pie smiled modestly and spun around. “Thanks a bunch, Princess Cadence! Wait, is it Ca-dense or Ca-dance? Or maybe you like Cadenza? Wait, no, you’re a princess, I should do the whole thing! Ahem… thank you so much for the compliment, oh fair Princess Mi Amore Cadenza--”

A deep pink alicorn chuckled heartily and hugged Pinkie Pie tightly under one hoof. “Pinkie, please, Cadence is just fine…”

“Hehe, if you say so! You really like it?” Pinkie asked brightly.

“I love it, I can’t wait to see it all come alive during the wedding.” The princess stepped forward to take in all the decorations, moving with all the grace one would expect of one of the few living Princesses of all Equestria. “Is that a Piñata in the corner?”

“Yep! Who doesn’t love a nice Piñata!?” Pinkie bounced up beside her.

“Hehe, I know I sure do, I can’t wait to find out what’s inside.” Cadence looked over the party decorations for a few more minutes, though her smile seemed to be fading as she went.

“Princess…? If you don’t mind me asking… are you okay?” Pinkie Pie asked. “Is something wrong with the party?”

“No, of course not, Pinkie, it’s perfect. Nothing’s wrong at all… not with the wedding…” Cadence sighed and turned away from Pinkie. “I should get going, I still have to check on Applejack and her treats.”

“Not without a smile you’re not!” Pinkie Pie bounced in front of her to stop her.

“Huh? A smile?” Cadence blinked in surprise.

“Yep! Nopony walks away from me without a smile! If you’ve got a problem, tell me and I’ll make you feel better!” Pinkie Pie insisted.

Cadence fixed her with a stunned stare, then let out a soft chuckle. “Oh Pinkie Pie, Twilight told me about you, but even what she said seems inadequate...”

“Hehe, you know, I get that a lot! Nopony quite knows how to describe me!” Pinkie Pie giggled. “Now come on, tell me what’s got you looking so pouty!”

Cadence shook her head with a soft smile of resignation. “Alright, alright, since you insist… it’s nothing to do with the wedding or the reception, but my husband-to-be… since we defeated the Changeling Queen yesterday, Shining Armor has felt… distant. He’s as kind and wonderful as ever, but he hasn’t been talking to me all day now. I fear there’s something he refuses to tell me…”

Pinkie sat back on her rump and tapped her chin with a front hoof, thinking. “Hmmm… are you sure he’s not just getting an early start on the part where you can’t see the bride before the wedding?”

Cadence managed another small chuckle. “No, Pinkie, I’m pretty sure that’s not it… something’s bothering him, and he won’t tell me what. He just gives me this... sad, fake smile.”

“Oh no, that’s two ponies that aren’t smiling at a wedding!” Pinkie Pie gasped. “And it’s the two most important ponies in a wedding!”

“Yes, that’s… one way to put it.”

“Well don’t you worry, Princess Cadence! If seeing Shining Armor happy again will make you smile then I’ll go get him to smile right away!”

---

“Yeah, I BET you made him smile!”

“Rainbow, don’t you DARE. Pinkie, tell her she’s wrong, tell ME she’s wrong!”

“I’m TRYING to tell my STORY, sheesh!”

---

“Oh thank you, Pinkie,” Cadence agreed with a smile. A weak one, but it was definitely a genuine smile, and that was good enough for Pinkie, for now. “He should be in the north tower’s guest bedroom, it’s the groom’s staging area. I hope your attitude is as infectious to him as it is to me…”

“I know it will be! Go check on AJ and meet me up there in ten minutes, I promise I’ll have him smiling by then!”

“It’s a promise, then,” Cadence said, bowing thankfully to Pinkie Pie, and then turning to trot off to the kitchens.

“Alright, Shining Armor!” Pinkie announced to nopony in particular, marching toward the north tower. “Let’s see what makes you tick!”

---

“Pfft…! What makes him tick! Ahahahaha…! Oh come on, Twilight, this is just too easy…!”

“Shut up, Rainbow! Pinkie, this BETTER not be going where Rainbow thinks it’s going!”

“Where does Rainbow think it’s going?”

“Well, I--”

“Keep telling the story!”

---

The north tower of Canterlot Castle was so high it was almost level with the top of the mountain upon which the city was perched. Through the windows of the stairwell leading up to it, Pinkie Pie could see all of Equestria spreading out across the distance horizon. Why, when she squinted she was sure she could make out Sugarcube Corner in Ponyville! But she didn’t let herself get distracted for too long. She had a pony to cheer up!

She rapped one hoof lightly on the door at the top of the stairs. “Shining Armor? Hello hello! It’s your friend Pinkie Pie!” There was silence for several moments before she spoke again. “Hello hello! I hope you can hear me!” She waited another few moments before continuing even louder at the top of her lungs. “HELLO HELLO! IT’S PIN-“

The door opened then, and Shining Armor stood on the other side, rubbing his ear with one hoof. “Yes, hello, I hear you! Jeez you have some pipes…”

“Hello, Shining Armor! I just wanted to make sure everything’s okay for the wedding! Everypony should be smiling at the wedding!” Pinkie grinned.

“Of course I’ll be smiling at the wedding, you needn’t worry. Cadence is the most wonderful and beautiful mare in Equestria, marrying her is my only dream now…” Despite his attempt at a comforting smile, there was no happiness in his face, only a lingering doubt and worry. Cadence had been right, even his smile wasn’t happy. Something was definitely wrong. “So don’t worry about me, okay? Everything is right in the world now.”

“I don’t think it is!” Pinkie Pie stepped inside of his room without waiting for an answer, though she didn’t shove him aside. Instead she slipped nimbly past him without even touching him, striding right to the center of the room and plopping her rump down on the carpet as she faced him. “Cadence said you haven’t been talking to her… she thinks you’re sad, and I agree.”

“…Cadence said that?” Shining Armor shut the door immediately with a sigh, lowering his head. “Damnit… I thought I was doing a good job of hiding it…”

“Nope, not really, she totally sees right through it, and she’s getting pretty worried! Also, hiding what? What could be so bad to make you frown now of all times?” Pinkie asked curiously.

Shining Armor shook his head and approached the window pointed inward toward the castle proper, leaning up against the windowsill. “The Changeling Queen fooled everypony… but nopony more than me… I never realized that anything was wrong with my own fiancé. She said everything right… sh-she did everything right…”

Pinkie Pie giggled warmly. “Aww, is that all you’re worried about? Don’t be silly, it wasn’t your fault! Twilight saw what was happening, that Changeling Queen had you under a mean nasty spell! Every time you got a little suspicious she used it on you a little more until you forgot you were suspicious about anything! By the time you got to the wedding you were practically a zombie!”

“It’s not just that…” Shining Armor sighed. “I know she had me under a spell, but…”

“But what?” Pinkie pressed.

“I don’t remember anything from when she was using it on me. But I do remember everything else. That thing was posing as my fiancé for a while before the wedding was originally scheduled. Days. And while Cadence was locked away in that cave all that time, I was… spending time with that fake like she was my wife-to-be… I…”

“…Oooohhhhhh, did you kiss her without knowing she was a fake?” Pinkie guessed.

Shining Armor looked away glumly. “…A lot more than kiss her…”

---

Twilight gasped, her front hooves flying to her mouth. “Oh my Goddess…”

“Oh, the scandal!” Rarity whispered dramatically.

“Oh, how terrible!” Fluttershy squeaked.

“Oh, this is good!” Rainbow grinned, more interested than ever.

“Oh brother, what a drama king…” Applejack grunted.

“I can’t believe it… that’s what you meant about my brother’s sex life? Shining Armor… got in bed with that monster…?!” Twilight looked like she was going to be sick.

“It ain’t his fault!” Applejack snapped. “Ain’t nopony’s fault but that blasted Changeling Queen, so don’t you dare go blamin’ yer own kin!”

Twilight shuddered and gulped down her nauseous breath. “I-I guess so… but still, ugh, that’s revolting to even think about…! I’d have almost rather heard it was Pinkie involved with Shining Armor’s sex life…”

Pinkie giggled softly and continued. “Well…”

---

“Ooohhh… you mated with her?” Pinkie asked curiously.

Shining Armor sighed after a moment. “Yes, I did…” He turned away from her again. “And even though I didn’t know it wasn’t her, I feel like I… like I not only failed Cadence, I feel like I betrayed her. I mean, Twilight saw through her ruse, why couldn’t I? How could I get into bed with her… probably several times… and not even suspect a thing? How can I claim to love her when I don’t even notice when somepony takes her place?!” He broke down into a soft sob tinged with anger at himself. “How can I look at her when I cheated on her days before our wedding…?”

Pinkie Pie remained silent for a moment, then moved to walk around him until she was standing by his side looking out the window. She stood up on her hindlegs and reached up with two hooves to grip his cheeks, forcing his lips to curl upward. “You look at her with a smile,” Pinkie giggled softly. “That’s how you look at her, because that’s what you make her do.”

“She couldn’t keep smiling at me if she knew what I did… I don’t deserve her smiles…” Shining Armor choked up softly.

“I beg to differ.”

Shining Armor whirled in shock when he heard a soft voice coming from the bedroom door. Cadence was standing there with a concerned expression on her face, her eyes locked onto his.

“Cadence, I…” Shining Armor looked away from her almost instantly. “…You heard all that, didn’t you…?”

“I heard enough,” the princess admitted.

“…I wanted to tell you, Cadence, but… I was so ashamed… I’m so sorry…”

Cadence moved to approach him. “It’s not your fault, my love… you are as much a victim in this as I.” Cadence reached up to touch his cheek softly with one hoof. “She manipulated you… used you… used your mind, used your body… don’t you dare blame yourself for that.” She stared into his eyes, holding his head straight with one hoof. “Promise me.”

Shining Armor took a deep breath. “…Yes… you’re right… I know you’re right… but still, I--”

“No buts, Shining Armor,” Cadence stopped him. “I don’t blame you at all, and neither should you. So please, promise me…”

Shinging Armor managed another deep breath, stronger this time. “Alright… alright. For you. I promise, I won’t blame myself anymore…”

Cadence smiled warmly. “Just remember that we succeeded in banishing the Changelings only because of how very much you love and trust me... and I you.” The princess leaned in to capture his lips in a tender kiss, which he swiftly returned.

Pinkie grinned brightly at her success. “There, you see? That wasn’t so hard at all!”

“Thank you, Pinkie,” Cadence answered as the kiss ended, and she and Shining Armor laid their heads on each other’s shoulders. “You are every bit the smile-bringer you promised…”

“Aww, thanks! That’s Pinkie Pie, always bringing the smiles!” Pinkie beamed.

Cadence drew back after a moment, glad to see a real smile on Shining Armor’s face, and as soon as she was satisfied, her own smile turned teasing. “So… how was she?”

Shining Armor went pale and then bright red in record time. “…Har har, very funny, hon…”

“No, really, tell me!” Cadence giggled. “Since you had a little fun without me, I think it’s only fair to be a little curious about it…”

Shining Armor gulped, as though terrified there wasn’t a good answer. “I, um… it was… it was alright, I guess…”

Cadence’s teasing smile only grew. “Just ‘alright?’ Gosh, Shining Armor, that was practically me in there, is it just ‘alright’ with me, too?”

“N-no, no!” he hurried to answer. “It’s wonderful with you!”

Cadence crawled up onto the bed and giggled coyly. “I think I’m a little insulted… here I let you go have a little extra fun and this is the thanks I get? I think I got a raw deal.”

Pinkie Pie giggled, quick to jump in and play along. “Yeah, jeez Shining Armor, talk about rude! Maybe Cadence should get to have some extra fun now too!”

“Extra fun…?” Shining Armor could only stare in shock.

“Mmhmm…” Cadence slipped one hoof around Pinkie Pie to pull her up against her side. “You got to be with another filly, after all…”

“That was n-eeeeugh!” Shining Armor’s sentence died the instant Cadence pulled Pinkie Pie into a soft kiss on the lips. Pinkie Pie gasped at first as well, then leaned into it happily and threw her hooves around Cadence’s neck. She could feel Cadence pulling her closer still, until Pinkie felt her smaller, curled up body pressed tightly up against Cadence’s underbelly.

---

“You’re definitely making this all up.”

“No! Really! It’s really real!”

---

Pinkie Pie could hear the hoofsteps approaching the bed, but Cadence didn’t give her a moment to look, gently laying Pinkie down on her back to free up her hooves, which ran down her sides to her cutie marks, drawing out a sharp moan of pleasure. Pinkie’s body writhed up against Cadence’s, whose tongue wriggled out of her lips to push its way inside of Pinkie’s with a firm, insistent shove. Pinkie didn’t complain, this just felt too amazing…

“C-Cadence, honey…” Shining Armor stammered, his voice much closer now. “W-what…?”

Cadence broke from Pinkie’s lips and glanced at her fiancé, and as Pinkie took a look at him as well, she saw that he had indeed moved closer, halfway toward the bed. His jaw was hanging open, and his eyes were enormous, staring at them both in unblinking shock. Partly in surprise, but Pinkie couldn’t help but grin when she saw interest there as well.

Cadence apparently saw it too. “Oh, did you want to watch?” she whispered almost sensually. “Well, alright then… you naughty stallion you…”

---

“…What. No. No no no no NO. That is NOT Cadence, and that is DEFINITELY not my brother, this story is completely--”

“AWESOME! Shut her up Applejack, this story rocks! Keep going Pinkie!”

---

Cadence winked at her husband-to-be and then resumed her kiss with Pinkie, and the party pony was all too eager to return it. She’d never partied quite like this before, but she had to admit it was something new and exciting for her, not to mention some serious sexy fun. And Shining Armor seemed entirely okay with it, if the long pink thing beginning to stick out from under his stomach was any indication. She knew what it was, of course, but she’d never really looked at one before, and despite locking lips with a beautiful alicorn princess, she couldn’t deny it was drawing her attention…

“Mmmm…” Cadence moaned into Pinkie’s lips with a soft smile. “See something you like, Pinkie Pie?”

“I think I do…” Pinkie replied with an eager nod. Cadence chuckled and kissed her again, this time running one hoof down slowly across Pinkie’s underbelly, where her hoof brushed over the sensitive nipples that were already protruding from her body, just barely visible through her fur. Pinkie couldn’t stop a soft moan from escaping her throat, her head lolling back against the bed-sheets. She’d definitely never felt anything like that before…

Shining Armor drew closer still to the bed, until he was standing right beside it. Oh Goddess, Pinkie realized, he wasn’t even looking at Cadence right now, he was staring straight at her. His eyes were roaming over her body, which was only half-covered by Cadence’s body, to allow her hoof to maneuver across her underside. Cadence must have also seen his wandering eyes, because she moved out of the way entirely, exposing Pinkie’s splayed body for the soon-to-be-prince to see.

By now Shining Armor’s erection was nearly touching the floor despite its steep angle. It had to be at least as long as his legs, if not the length of his entire body. Pinkie had never seen a sight like that, but she felt the wetness growing between her legs just at the sight of it. She so wanted to see it being plunged inside of her…

Again as if sensing her desires, Cadence shifted across the bed, moving to sit behind Pinkie and pull her up against her torso onto her lap, with Pinkie’s back against her chest. “What do you say, my love?” Cadence asked sensually. “Will you help me reward our best friend for helping us smile again…?”

“It would be my pleasure…” Shining Armor crawled onto the bed with them, approaching Pinkie Pie, who was practically helpless in Cadence’s hooves with her legs splayed in front of her.

“It would also be my pleasure…” Pinkie replied with a cheeky grin.

---

“Bwah-hahahahahaha! Oh my Goddess this is like the most hilarious porno ever!”

“This is not happening this is NOT happening this did NOT happen--mmpphhh!”

“Hush, Twilight, this is the JUICIEST story yet!”

---

Pinkie laid back contently in Cadence’s embrace as Shining Armor crawled over the two mares, looking down at them in amazement, like he couldn’t believe his luck. He leaned forward over Pinkie’s head to kiss his future bride quite passionately, and Pinkie craned her neck up to watch as their lips and tongues mingled lovingly even as his straining erection was pressing against Pinkie’s own gooey and spread-open slit. Then Cadence was tugging Pinkie’s hind legs just a bit further apart, and Shining Armor was sliding forward, driving his shaft right up inside her in a single long, smooth motion.

Pinkie gasped and squealed excitedly, feeling so wonderfully, delightfully full in her most intimate of places. Oh gosh, she was doing it, she was having sex! And it was awesome! She’d heard it could be good, but this was just incredible! It was the best feeling she could possibly describe, and he hadn’t even started moving yet!

Cadence’s hooves meanwhile had let go of her thighs now that Shining Armor was fully embedded inside Pinkie, and returned them to the colorful balloons on her flanks, giving them a few more sensual strokes, and Pinkie swiftly remembered the other half of this amazing duo pleasuring her, thanking her, loving her. Goddess, those hooves were incredible, she had no idea getting her cutie marks rubbed could be such a huge turn-on…

Pinkie craned her neck up to try to join in the kiss going on right above her head, but her neck was just too darned short. Thankfully Cadence seemed to realize that she needed attention and leaned down to bury her muzzle in the side of Pinkie’s neck, sucking and licking at her sensitive flesh. Pinkie groaned deeply and arched her neck, sure that it couldn’t get any better, when suddenly Shining Armor began to move, pulling his gargantuan erection out of her gooey vagina and pushing it back in with broad, sweeping motions.

Pinkie had to bite her lip to keep from screaming in pleasure as Shining Armor plunged in and out of her, while Princess Cadence held her tightly in place, refusing to let her push him away. Squashed between them like a big sandwich of love, Pinkie Pie felt like her body was on fire, a fire that only got worse… and better… as Shining Armor thrust into her again and again. Pinkie howled and yelped as a strange sensation flooded through her body, coming to a screaming, incredible orgasm… she was pretty sure that was what it was called, anyway, and good golly, no wonder ponies wanted them so bad, they were awesome! It was like a sneeze, but better, and for her whole body, especially her really pink spot!

Shining Armor pulled out of Pinkie then with a soft smile. “How was that, Pinkie…?”

Pinkie shot him a beaming smile. “So amazing! Hehehe! Now let’s do Cadence!” Pinkie jumped up and put her hooves on Cadence’s shoulders, pushing her down onto her back eagerly and pushing her hind legs open. “Oooh, look, she’s already all gooey too…! Maybe just a… little taste…?” Pinkie Pie leaned down on her hooves and let her tongue run up Cadence’s slit in a slow rhythm, unbroken even when she felt Shining Armor mount her back properly and thrust himself inside of her again.

Pinkie very nearly came again right then, shrieking into Cadence’s damp slit, but somehow she held onto her senses, running her tongue over the wet flesh and trying her best to please Cadence even as Shining Armor’s hips slapped against her own. Unfortunately he was just far too good at this; he’d obviously had countless nights of practice with his beautiful fiancé, and Pinkie simply could not focus on anything else, her body soon succumbing to his powerful, calculated thrusting. An ear to ear smile grew across her face yet again even as it was buried between Cadence’s hind legs, her body quaking with renewed orgasm.

“Ooohhhh my gooooooooooooooosh!” she cried, and when he pulled out of her again as stiff as when he’d started, her hips flopped quivering to the mattress.

“You certainly are easy to please,” Cadence said with a soft, breathy giggle.

“Heh… hehe… I’m eager to please, too…!” Pinkie Pie insisted, and though her hips still trembled, her legs felt like they’d turned to goo, and her crotch was dripping juices on the bed-sheets as copiously as it was dripping from Shining Armor’s member, she dove back into Cadence’s spread pussy with renewed vigor, determined to finish what she’d started.

The taste was unlike anything she’d ever tasted before, like the MMM Cake mixed with the most delicious chocolate brownies she’d ever had in her entire life. Her tongue licked and thrust inside of Cadence’s slit as vigorously as she could, sliding deep inside of her to explore every inch of her moistened slit. Just the smell was enough to drive Pinkie wilder; she wasn’t even sure what it was like, but she dug with her tongue to find out…

While Pinkie was busy eating out Cadence’s slit with vigor, she looked up Cadence’s body to see Shining Armor moving up the bed to stroke Cadence’s cheeks, which almost immediately darted down to take his erection into her mouth. Pinkie could only watch in fascination as Cadence’s lips bobbed up and down onto his mammoth member, still shining with Pinkie’s own internal love juices. Somehow she managed to take the whole thing in… it didn’t even seem possible, but it was incredible…

Pinkie let out a tiny gasping squeak when suddenly she saw white stuff begin to leak out of Cadence’s lips. Oh Goddess, he was filling her mouth with his seed, he was coming… it was such an amazing sight, and even better, she also saw Cadence’s slit grow even wetter, juices flowing out in a sudden rush to let Pinkie know that she, too, had managed to find the incredible climax Pinkie had experienced.

Shining Armor pulled his erection out of his fiance’s lips, shining now with Pinkie’s juices, Cadence’s spit, and his own semen, some of which was also stained on the fur around Cadence’s lips. He was still going, to Pinkie’s delight, and so she got to watch first-hoof as he left his last bursts of semen on Cadence’s extended tongue and flushed cheeks. He certainly seemed like a very virile stallion; even after he finally finishing coming, he wasn’t losing his erection at all.

“Oh my Goddess, you both look sooooo hooooot!” Pinkie told them with a grin.

“Oh we’ve never been like this until we did it with you, Pinkie Pie…” Cadence replied with her own grin. “You just make everything more fun.”

“Hehehe! Thanks! That makes me so happy!” Pinkie squealed with delight.

Cadence giggled at her, a look of immense satisfaction on her face. “We never had this kind of fun with Twilight…”

---

“Wait, WHAT?! Cadence would never say that!”

“Twilight, shush!”

---

“Shyeah, that’d just be weird,” Shining Armor agreed. “But you, Pinkie, you’re welcome to join us any time…”

---

“And Shining Armor would never say THAT!”

“Twi, if ya didn’ wanna hear all this ya shouldn’t a’ stayed!”

---

“Aww, thanks you guys…!” Pinkie sang. “There’s plenty of time before the wedding, if you want to keep going!”

“Sure…”

“We’d love to, Pinkie…”

“What in Equestria is going on here?!” A powerful voice echoed through the room, drawing everypony’s attention towards the doorway, where a tall, pale white and regal-looking Alicorn stood with a stony expression on her face.

“Cadence, Shining Armor… Pinkie Pie… why would you do this…”

---

“Yes, Princess Celestia will bring an end to this!”

---

“…Without me?” Princess Celestia licked her lips as she approached the side of the bed and leaned down to capture Pinkie Pie’s lips in a powerful, passionate kiss.

---

“Whoa-ho-ho-ho, what?! No way! CELESTIA?!

“Not a word Twilight!”

“Hrrmphmp! MRRRRPHHHHMMM!”

---

Pinkie Pie felt Celestia’s long, powerful leg circle around her body, pulling her up against the sun goddess’ chest even as she pushed her back onto the bed, lying against her. The heat from her body had sweat pouring from the smaller filly’s body just as much as the passion of the kiss they shared. She had never known Princess Celestia could be like this… but darned if she didn’t want to see more of it. She was the most amazing kisser in Equestria!

It was then Pinkie remembered they weren’t alone. She felt something stiff brush against her cheek, and opened her eyes slightly to see Shining Armor perched beside them, kneeling on his hindlegs with his long, hard boy-sword pushing into their joined lips. With a moan and an exchanged glance of eager excitement, Pinkie and Celestia both attacked it with their tongues, taking turns sucking it into their mouths and enjoying the taste of him.

Suddenly Pinkie yelped in pleasure and surprise when she felt something long, hard, and surprisingly moist press against her most intimate of places underneath Celestia’s body, and Pinkie remembered there was still a third pony in the room. A glance down between them revealed Princess Cadence kneeling right under Celestia’s haunches, her long horn pressing firmly up against her already soaking wet slit, and even a little bit inside it too - whoopsie, make that a lot inside! - its magical warmth pleasing Pinkie in an entirely different way from the warmth of the other phallic object she’d just had between her legs.

“Ooohhh...” Pinkie Pie heaved a groan around Shining Armor’s mightiness and Princess Celestia’s lips, feeling the horn beginning to buck against her hips, pushing her up against the sheets in a fast, rhythmic pace. It was so much to take, but Pinkie Pie only wanted more. So much fun had by so many ponies! And the fun was only doubled when Shining Armor found a second climax and Pinkie felt white, gooey boy-jelly splatter across her own cheek this time, even saw it splash across Celestia’s fur.

“Oh Celestia...” Pinkie Pie squeaked with an immensely satisfied smile. “You’re the most amazing pony in the world!”

“You give yourself too little credit, my little pony,” Celestia giggled softly and winked back at her. “Only you could make everypony smile so...”

“Oh yay!” Pinkie Pie grinned. “Then let’s keep smiling... smile forever and ever!”

Pinkie Pie and Princess Celestia joined in another kiss, but this one only lasted a couple of moments. Slowly Pinkie kissed up the bridge of her nose, trailing her lips up the fur on her face until Celestia buried her face against her chest, licking and nuzzling at the sensitive flesh of her underbelly. Pinkie Pie groaned and licked her lips, then leaped forward on impulsive inspiration, taking the tip of the sun goddess’ horn into her mouth.

The warmth of her magic spread through Pinkie Pie, meeting the magic of Princess Cadence down below her thrusting deeply into her moist girl-basket. Celestia moved forward, pushing her horn into her lips until it disappeared inside of her up to her head, thrusting firmly back and forth. Pinkie Pie had never known a warmth like this before, almost like a warm blanket wrapping around her body. She felt so snug in the grip of the two princesses

She gasped in surprise around Celestia’s horn when she felt something burst inside of her between her hind legs - it felt like it was coming from Cadence’s horn! - then gasped again when Celestia pulled back, moist, hot, gooey whiteness splurging from the tip of her horn into Pinkie’s open, waiting lips, splashing across her face yet again. With a gasp of passion and happiness Pinkie wrapped her hooves around the goddess’ neck again and pulled her into yet another passionate kiss, tasting Celestia’s own seed on her tongue.

She then saw Shining Armor moving above her head again to--

“No, no, no, stop stop STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!”

---

Twilight Sparkle was upright on her hooves, gawking at Pinkie Pie in some twisted mix of anger and horror, having finally wrestled herself away from Rainbow Dash, who’d been trying to pin her down and keep her quiet. “No! Just! No! I absolutely, one hundred percent refuse to believe you! My brother and Princess Cadence are a happily married, monogamous couple! Princess Celestia is a refined, classy authority figure who would never throw herself into a foursome on a whim! Unicorn horns do not… EJACULATE! There is absolutely no way in the fiery pits of Hades that a single word of this story is true!”

“Awww come on Twilight, I want to know what happens next!” Rainbow exclaimed in disappointment.

Rarity, however, sided with her fellow unicorn. “Does it really matter, Rainbow Dash? No offense Pinkie dear, but it has gotten rather far-fetched. Celestia simply walked in and joined you? Out of nowhere?”

“Also, um, most ponies aren’t really that eager to jump into foursomes with ponies they just met…” Fluttershy said.

“If at all,” Applejack added. “Are ya sure ya didn’t just dream all that up?”

“No, you guys, I swear, it’s all true! I remember it like it was just last week!” Pinkie Pie insisted with a frantic flail of her hooves.

“…Ahem… well, if you insist… alright then, what happened next?” Rarity asked sweetly.

“Oh yeah, I’m definitely game for hearing more!” Rainbow grinned.

“Aaargh!” Twilight clapped her hooves over her ears. “This is just wrong!”

Pinkie ignored Twilight completely, launching right back into her tale. “Well, next it was Shining Armor’s turn to make out with me for a while, and it was really something, let me tell you! He’s such a super spectacular kisser! All warm and minty-fresh, and he’s really amazing with his tongue too! It was so nice I woke up with shivers down my back and butterflies in my tummy and my blankets were all extra gooey!”

Silence reigned for a long moment. Then…

“Er… would you care to repeat that last part, Pinkie dear?” Rarity voiced what everypony else was already thinking.

“Oh, sure, Rarity! I said that Shining Armor was such a good kisser that I woke up with--” Pinkie froze, and blinked twice. “…Oh yeah! I woke up! It was a dream after all! Hehehehehe! Whoops… wow, that must have been a really vivid dream…!”

“A dream…?!” Twilight gaped at her in mingling relief and horror. “You had a dream about mating with my brother?! And two princesses?!”

“Hmm… I guess so!” Pinkie shrugged.

“I… you… I don’t believe this…! I was on the brink of having my entire world-view shattered and having to reconstruct it from scratch, and now you tell me it was all a figment of your extremely overactive imagination?! Was any part of that story even remotely true?!”

Pinkie put a hoof to her chin in an exaggerated gesture of deep thought. “Hmmm… well, I’m pretty sure the conversations at the start with Princess Cadence and Shining Armor actually happened… that must be why that part gave me that déjà vu! Buuuuuut the rest must’ve definitely been a dream.”

Applejack let out a barking laugh. “Mah stars girl, Ah wish Ah had dreams like that!” She laughed again, and this time the others couldn’t help but laugh with her; even Twilight finally cracked a smile and let out a small giggle, relief radiating from her laughs.

“So come on, when did you really do it, Pinkie? You said you weren’t a virgin,” Rainbow reminded her.

“Ummmm… well, that was the only time I can remember, actually…! I guess I really am still a virgin!” Pinkie shrugged and shot back a carefree smile.

“W-what?! Still a virgin?! All night we’ve all been sharing our most intimate stories… and Pinkie Pie doesn’t even have one to share for real?” Rarity huffed. “That’s simply not fair, we did this for her sake! She’s the one who started the whole thing! It was all for nothing?”

“Of course it wasn’t for nothing,” Fluttershy said in a soft voice. “Maybe Pinkie Pie doesn’t have a real m-mating story… but we all do, and now we’ve shared them all. There aren’t any more secrets between us…”

Applejack smiled and crossed her forelegs in satisfaction. “Ah reckon yer right, Fluttershy. We’re all pretty much bared wide open here, and Ah fer one don’t mind at all.”

“Not even a little bit,” Twilight agreed with a smile, and giggled more genuinely. “I’d trust you girls with my life, trusting you with my sex life isn’t asking much.”

“Yeah, I guess not having any more big secrets between us is pretty cool,” Rainbow Dash admitted.

“Well… I suppose I can hardly cast a vote against sharing delicious gossip with good friends, now, can I?” Rarity nodded along as well. “Even if it does involve my private life, for you girls, it’s worth it…”

“Say, let’s make a pact before we go…” Twilight proposed, extending a hoof toward the center of the circle. “Whatever happens, wherever our love stories go from here, we’ll keep each other in the loop, and help each other out however we can.”

“What about Pinkie? She didn’t even have an actual story,” Rainbow said.

“Then I guess I’ll have to promise to tell you girls as soon as I start one for real!” Pinkie beamed, sticking a hoof out to slap on top of Twilight’s.

“Sounds good ta’ me!” Applejack announced, throwing her hoof atop the other two.

“Me too, I wouldn’t dream of missing out on each and every one of your stories!” Rarity giggled, and placed a dainty hoof in as well.

“Oh, well… if you all really don’t mind hearing me gush now and then…” Fluttershy whispered with a smile, and placed a fifth hoof in the circle.

Rainbow Dash looked at the other five hooves, seeming to hesitate for a moment, but finally she smirked, and placed her hoof atop the pile. “I guess I wouldn’t have told my story to anypony else, so… if anypony has the right to hear where it goes, or if I start a whole new one, it’s you girls…”

“To the future, then!” Twilight said. “To life, love, and the pursuit of happiness!”

“YEAH!”

“…And to nopony else having dirty dreams about anypony else’s brother!”

“No promises.”

The six friends’ laughter rang out throughout the room, and continued long into the night. The next morning they would all go their separate ways, back to their separate lives… but after that night, wherever else they went, they felt as close as family.

“Best. Birthday. Ever!”