When Alicorns Prank, they don't mess around.

One year after So you are a soon to be husband to a sun goddess…

Celestia and I were walking through the hallways towards Luna’s room in the castle, well more like sneaking in stealthy outfits, although for Celestia it’s just there for fun because a wavy mane and tail with bright colours really gives Celestia away.

But anywho we were launching a stealth op on pranking Princess Luna and why not look the part while we were at it? So we’re pranking Luna, how you ask, O being from beyond the computer screen that I somehow know you are there despite the illogicalness and impossibility of knowing you are there? Well I’m glad you asked! Basically we have a special lotion, we apply some to the face and Luna will look like an absolute nightmare! Well Nightmare Moon to be exact and I’ll leave it to you to imagine what comes next.

This was my wife’s idea by the way, Celestia’s quite the pranker when you leave her bored on a throne for a few hours to plan her next prank, especially after a whole serious thing happening before that boring few hours happens.

But back to the point, Celestia had cast a spell to make the guards completely not register the fact we were going in, in fact, we were invisible to them as far as they were concerned. We went in with Luna sleeping off her night duties, I had gloves on so the lotion wouldn’t go on me and Celestia squeezed some out onto my hands and I rubbed it on Luna’s sleeping face, all while trying to not laugh at the potential results.

With our work done, we snuck out, closed the door behind us quietly and ran off laughing, it’s gonna be so good when Luna wakes up.

About 3 hours and 13 minutes and 23 seconds later…

Luna went outside and we were on our way to “wake” her up, I mean if she hadn’t have woken up for her Night duties yet we would have done it but she’s outside the door and the effects have taken place, the guards were looking at Luna with a terrified look.

“Good evening Sister, Jason, how fare thee this day?” Luna asked in her still-not-using-modern-language talk.

We just looked at her like she really was Nightmare Moon in response.

“What is the matter with thee? Our guards are looking at us with frightened looks as though we hath become the Nightmare again” Luna asks us.

One guard had enough of being terrified and started to run.

“NIGHTMARE MOON! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!” The guard shouted as he ran off.

“Tia…what did thou do?” Luna asked Celestia suspiciously.

“Jason, let's run, Nightmare Moon has definitely returned I'm afraid.” Celestia looked at me.

“Yeah, smell you later Nightmare Moon!” I waved as we ran for it.

“TIA! GET BACK HERE! THOU SHALT NOT GET AWAY! Luna yelled as we ran.

Celesita and I ran for it as we lead Luna into the dining room, we ran for it as an angry Luna was behind us (She still terrifies me you know).

We opened the door to see the bearers of Harmony waiting with their elements as Luna appeared.

“Tia, Jason, thou have some nerve terrifying my guard” Luna said dangerously.

“Bearers, now!” I say to them.

Yeah, I kind of left that part out, we kind of got the Elements of Harmony in on this prank for this part. Ahem, The Elements of Harmony glowed and their ponies lifted in the air ready to strike Luna down.

“NOOO! NOT AGAIN! TIA! STOP!” Luna yelled

Suddenly the Elements stopped (because Celestia was doing the illusion anyway) and we went to the Luna who had her eyes closed and uttered together:

“Got you Luna!”

Luna looked up and saw this was all a prank and looked at Celestia and I.

“Thou know this act is one of war” Luna says to us in reply.

“We know, we’ll be waiting” I say to Luna

Let me say, when Princesses go to Prank wars, they go all out, nopony is spared, not even the children…especially the children.

It was later that night, a long day with Celesita’s day court (and remembering I’m a Prince by marriage is quite the pain sometimes, so I guess I suffer with my dear Cel-bear (Not saying that again) in a way).

“Well, today’s finally over. Thought It’d never end” I say honestly.

“I agree, it’s days like today that make myself wonder how I have ever managed 1000 years alone” Celestia says as she took off all the royal stuff she wears.

“Well you do have a Love Princess in the Crystal Empire, a successful student in Ponyville that is now Princess of Friendship, your sister and a rather handsome husband who would never stop loving you for a second now, I’d say the 1000 years was a test and this is the reward” I say to her with an assuring smile.

I couldn’t help but stare at Celesita, she’s beautiful without the royal things she wears, I keep forgetting what they are called beyond crown, I just call the other bits necklaces and some horseshoe things. I just like Natural beauty, have you ever seen a mare that uses almost no makeup but when she puts on the royal look she looks like she has used a fair amount of makeup when she really hasn't? I always thought girls that use a lot of makeup try too hard and kind of turn me off, you know what I mean? But back to the point, I couldn’t help but stare at Celestia, it’s hard not to, I’d like to see you try and if you can avoid it you have no taste in beauty.

“Jason? Are you staring at me again?” Celestia asks me as she noticed me staring.

“Well…yes. Can you blame me for appreciating such a beautiful mare?” I put my charm on.

“You say that all the time” Celestia says to me.

“And I’ll say it again and again because it’s true” I reply.

Thank my wife Dash isn’t around, she’s be puking with the sappiness going on right now but when you marry and really love each other, it’s like common and it’s just…yeah, you get the picture. Lots of love and corny compliments.

"What do you say we wind down after today's fun?" I ask Celestia about you know? BOWCHICKAWOWWOW!

"So this is the reason for the compliments?" Celestia asks me.

"Yes, but that's not to say the compliments aren't true" I replied back with a smile.

Well to be honest, you would have lots of sex with your partner if you get annoyed with stuff like Day court everyday.

“So, dibs on top” I say to Celestia after a bit.

I pin Celestia down on the bed and got on top, however she cheated (used magic) and she was on top.

“Uh, guess you’re on top” I say as Celestia gave me a seductive looking smile.

Just putting it out there, thank the creator there are soundproof spells and condom spells and such, else nopony would ever do it in the castle unless they were rebel like that...ten bucks says the guy Luna finds for love is totally a rebel...

Author's Notes:

A wild sequel appeared! And it's been damn forever! Although it was probably a few months, I blame uni, online gaming and let's not forget Writer's block and the worry that the intro has to leave a good first impression!

Also any guys that want to be pre-readers message me if you'd like to. To the people from the last story, welcome back, to the new, Welcome! And go read the first story.

Magical Conception

Urgh…what’s going on? It’s all glowy. Oh Celestia’s glowing in her stomach…and WOAH!

SLAM!

Owww, I just got slammed into a wall by Celestia’s glowing thing she’s doing. She’s asleep and the glow’s all gone now, maybe she must have cast a spell in her sleep, that must be it. Apparently Unicorns can do that rarely but some spells can do weird effects or set the house on fire so houses come standard with sleep spell detectors and if anything wrong happens it will alert the occupants. Well, Celestia stopped glowing now so that's over...

Yaaaawwwwwwnn, I’m tired, back to sleep for me and…zzzzzzzzzz…

The next morning…

I woke up and it’s still night time, surely it’s time for the sun to be up? It’s 7:23am!

“Hey Celly! Tia? Tia! Wake up, you’re late to raise the sun” I shook the sunny teddy bear that is my wife to wake her up.

“Wha? Five more minutes, dad” Celestia mumbled.

Wait? Dad? And Celestia’s not getting up out of bed? What’s going on? Please tell me I didn’t wake up in some freakily similar but not mine Equestria that ends up with Celestia being my wife being awkward and I find stuff has gone weird and makes me want to scream NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wait I do have a trump card for waking my wife up.

“Oh no, there was going to be a huge cake for you today Sunny, buuuut, I guess I’ll have to eat it all by myself and maybe I’ll get Luna to eat some in front of you later” I used my trump card.

“I’M AWAKE!” Celestia zipped out of bed and stood in front of me.

Heh heh, works like a charm...actually charms don't really work...uh works like Dash's ego rate?

“Well you might want to raise the sun Tia, kinda over an hour late” I pointed out.

“Oh, I better fix this” Celestia went to fix her mistake hastily.

Thank your lucky whatever you consider lucky that Twilight isn't raising and lowering the sun for her duties, if that happened...well, it was nice knowing you. As Celestia raised the sun, she looked tired and fell to the floor…OH SHIT!

“Celestia!” I yelled as she collapsed.

Um, think Jason! Think! What to do? I know!

“Guards!” I yelled to the guards outside.

The guards run in and they saw the scene.

“One of you get Luna, One of you go to the hospital wing and get a doctor ASAP! On the double!” I immediately stepped into Action.

The Guards ran out the door to do their task, I am staying with Celestia. But, what happened? She woke up late, she looked tired before she collapsed…there was that sleep-cast that happened last night, other than that everything was fine, Celestia was normal.

So, what’s going on? Why is this happening? Calm down Jason…breathe…breathe…remain calm…

The door opened, Luna is here and Cadence? What in Equestria is she doing here and not the Empire? Something for later….

“Luna” I nodded at her.

“Jason, what happened?” Luna says to me.

“She was glowing in the stomach and looked tired and then just fell when we woke up this morning late, also she did something similar last night when the glow in her stomach knocked me back into a wall, but at the time I thought it was some sleep-cast thing" I explained what happened.

“Verily well, we assume thou hast sent for a doctor?” Luna asks.

“Yes” I answer.

“Jason, did you and Celestia...have sex last night?” Cadence asks me suddenly.

“Yeah, why?” I ask suspiciously.

“Then there is one possibility for what has happened to Celestia and I have had something similar when I had Flurry Heart and…” Cadence then pauses.

Oh no, surely she isn’t suggesting…?

“It’s possible based on the fact similar things happened to me, Jason, Celestia’s pregnant” Cadence says to me.

P-P-Pregnant!? Like foal pregnant? I…I...

THUD!

Urgh…mum, I had a terrible dream. I had a dream where I had gotten Celestia pregnant and she had fainted and…

“He’s awake” I heard Cadence’s voice.

Crap! Not a dream!

“W-What happened?” I asked Cadence.

“Cadence told thee that our sister is pregnant with thy child and thou fainted” Luna tells me what happened.

“PREGNANT!?” I yelled out loud.

“This is Shiny all over again” Cadence mutters.

B-But how? Celestia and I took every precaution against accidental pregnancy, we even agreed to not even think about offspring for another few years.

“Are you sure? Like absolutely 100% No Nonsense sure?” I asked the Princesses to be sure.

“Believe us, we doubted it since our sister and thee always made precautions, but we did a test and it came positive” Luna explained to me the tests.

“I-I’m going to be a father?” my eyes widened.

“Congratulations” Cadence says to me as she pats me on the back.

Congratulations? I’m going to be a father at 21! I’m not ready to be a father! We already had one big drama in the past year with us marrying, and Celestia, how are we going to tell Celestia this!? Yeah “Hey Celestia, you know we did it on our bed last night? Turns out you’re pregnant and I’m the 21-year old father with jack crap experience in any sort of parenting” and Celestia has to bear this for 11 months! (Ponies in this world have 11, humans have nine) Oh and what will the child be? Will it be human, will it be pony or will it be a half-breed that turns our really deformed and everypony judges him so much in High School and then fails in life based on his or her LOOKS! I am seriously going to go full Twilight-grade freakout in a minute.

Celestia’s waking up too on my right, I’m fucked.

“L-Luna? What happened? Why does my stomach feel weird?” Celestia groans as she gets up.

“Not too fast, your highness” A doctor says to Celestia as she gets up.

“Last night, you experienced the “Magic conception” and you fainted and were brought here” I explained instead of Luna.

Oh what? You try to saying to your wife that she’s pregnant right to her face, especially as she’s the sun goddess who could burn anything into ashes that turn into vapor.

Yes, I still remember Noble Grudge and how Celestia burnt him into vapor, it’s kind of hard to forget that and also him trying to kill me.

“Magic conception?” Celestia asked me.

“Yeah umm, you know how we had a really good time last night, Cel? Um…Well, we may have had such a good time that I don’t know how but we slipped up one of our precautions annnnnddd,,,,You’repregnantandi’mthefatherandgodhelpusall” I said the last part really fast.

“What did you say?” Celestia asked again.

“Well…you see, you kind have a child in your belly and you and I are going to be parents” I said slowly.

Lord, now I know we had some disagreements but if you get me through these next 11 months, I’ll be eternally grateful, I promise I will be the best damn father both worlds have ever seen!

“Luna, Cadence, is this true?” Celestia asks the other princesses.

“It is true, the doctors said you cam positive after some tests” Cadence confirms it to Celestia.

“Could all of you leave for a moment, I’d like to discuss with Jason about this” Celestia asks.

Everypony did as Celestia asked, here it comes.

“Sunny, I’m sorry” I apologize.

“No Jason, there is nothing to apologize for” Celestia says to me.

“But there is, I got you pregnant and caused all of this” I protested.

“Admittedly I didn’t plan for it now, but you know we discussed this, we were going to have one in a few years anyway” Celestia says like this whole thing is nothing.

“When I was ready, I’m only 21, that’s too early to be having kids, god knows I’m still wrapping my head around the Prince thing and now we have a foal coming in 11 months time” I said my side of the story.

“Jason, all the things in my life, I’ve never been ready for most of the time, one day Nightmare Moon pops out of nowhere, my parents disappear and I have been a princess ever since that. I know you were never ready to end up set on a course for marriage or being sent to Equestria, we have to do what we can despite not being ready” Celestia is ever the optimist.

“Look, I just don’t know if I’m ready to be a parent, you know I’m still trying to sort things out to getting into the Prince thing and its responsibilities” I still do not feel ready.

I just don’t want to be a bad parent, like those fathers who were never there for their children…I-I don’t want that, when I have a child, I’ll make sure I am the best dad I can be…I’m going to be a father…

“I need to take a walk, think things over, I’ll be back later” I say as I go to leave.

I left the room without a hug or a kiss to Celestia, it was a little rude of me but I have an urgent need to be alone for a bit, get my thoughts straight and hope to the creators that they help me with this parenting thing…

Author's Notes:

The plot...relatively stays the same thickness.

Readiness often doesn't matter in the face of opposing...things...that you don't get ready for.

Part of me is really freaking out and part of me is telling me get over myself. Yes, I survived one big drama after Celestia and I accidently got drunk and ended up together (I should be lucky she didn’t get pregnant there too or else I would never have been alive today), but a foal? I don’t know, everything I could do once its born could affect it, Celestia’s actions as well.

My mother raised me right, I wouldn’t abandon my child or hate it, I would love the child and give it everything it needs to have a successful life, no matter what just like my parents would. I think I’d rather shoot myself than mistreat my eventual child but I have to figure this parenting thing out.

You can do this Jason, haven’t you been getting out of messes before? When you first got here, Celestia and now this? But this, this is a long term mess that was my fault, I shouldn’t have been so into sex to forget our precautions.

NO! Bad thoughts! Go away! Celestia needs you, she’s experienced pain over the years and this foal-bearing thing won’t make things any easier on her if you aren’t around. She’s your wife for the love of the sun! You love her more than anything, you will help her through this time and that’s the end of it! You have 11 months, get used to it! There are ways to prepare but you must be calm Jason, panic brings you nowhere.

“Jason?” Luna’s voice came from behind.

“Hey Luna” I wave as she sits next to me.

“Jason, we were wondering where thou are” Luna explains her reason for being here.

“You are here to talk about the pregnant thing aren’t you?” I ask Luna, assuming that was what she was here to talk about.

“Indeed we art doing so, we merely want to know why thy thoughts are as they are” Luna replied to my assumption.

Note to self: The day Luna talks full modern Equuish, there will be lots of fire and despair, Discord will be very happy.

“Luna, I have told so little of my world, Earth. It’s been so long that to show up back on Earth would raise questions and it would be impossible to lie my way out of it. But even so, I wouldn’t go back to Earth, there are other reasons Luna including a reason why I feel afraid of parenthood” I start to explain a bit.

“How doth this fit in?” Luna asks me.

“I’m getting to it. Well, on Earth I have to be honest, I kind of despised my own kind. I had backstabbing friends, people who only wanted things for gain, a world full of people stuck to tiny screens and dumbed down language while we spend money on so many pointless things for defunct stuff that people selling this stuff are getting away with. I hated it Luna, I hated it very much, and then there were stuff that just made me sick to watch, people put flags on their social media pages if a country gets a town bombed by some damn terrorists, they're just doing it for some stupid social obligation and one thing I saw that truly sickens me was news of parents just abandoning their child, some in cruel ways, others because they have to and others just abuse their children. I don’t want that for my child, when I see something like that, it makes me furious when I see or hear something like that. I want my child to be safe, to feel loved not endure pain like this, no missing parental figures just a safe and happy life” I explain about the problems Earth and my hopes for my child.

It haunts my dreams, becoming the very thing I sworn never to be as a parent, mark my words THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN! EVER!

“It seems silly to you doesn’t it?” I ask Luna.

“Nay, we hath seen many a fear in our dreamwalking, we are well versed in dealing with fears” Luna shakes her head.

“Maybe I just need time to get this to sink in” I say quietly.

“Perhaps, but remember, we do support Celestia and thou all the way through this, we hope thou knows that” Luna pats me on the shoulder.

“I know, I guess whether I’m ready or not come 11 months time, I’m going to need to be the best father possible” I say, as I make my resolve to prepare properly.

“Thou also must realize, thou must announce thy foal’s coming, it shall come out sooner or later once it is obvious our sister hasn’t been snacking on cakes in the middle of the night” Luna adds.

“I guess so, it’s better to tell them soon, but not right now, give it a month or two down the line first. I guess for now on the public until then, business as usual but really, it’s coming to terms of this, start planning what’s what and the like. Thank you for the talk Luna, but for now, I must go see my wife again” I say to Luna as I got up.

I know I might not be ready mentally, but since when have I ever been ready for life’s curveballs? I guess the moral of the story right now is that ready or not: you gotta make the best of what you’ve got…

Author's Notes:

So yeah, kind of a tiny bit on Jason's view of the social world on Earth there, but mostly getting him to suck it up and prepare for the incoming foal.

The ending of this chapter will give a WTB so loud and powerful that it will break the fabric of the first, second, third and fourth walls themselves, you really haven't been warned.

You know, it always eats me everytime you have to keep secrets from ponies until the right time comes, it’s like that for keeping Celestia’s pregnancy secret but I guess my excuse is that I’m still coming to terms with this. But still I don’t like lying too much, it can get very consuming sometimes.

Part of me wants to just go full Twilight-grade crazy prepared and part of me…I don’t know. I am going to visit Rainbow Dash, haven’t seen in her in 3 months and I’m supposed to be one of her best friends but every time I want to, I get way too busy or Monster of the week shows up and that means lots of paperwork. What? Did you honestly think Celestia doesn’t keep a record of these happenings? She does, one day it’ll be useful, if you know my wife well, she’s a planner, she likes to be in control of her own life, plan good things for her friends and students.

But back to the point, I got on a chariot to Ponyville (which is basically free taxi service, since I can’t get my wings to stay existing to even learn how to fly), to go see Rainbow Dash to talk out the whole baby thing and catch up, if I have time I might go see Twilight and some of her friends and the Cakes (Before I officially came Prince, I worked all the hours I missed during the whole marrying Celestia thing. Well I kind of owed it to them).

Ponyville as I arrived, didn’t seem to have changed much, it’s still…Ponyville, there really isn’t a way to describe it, it’s that town you kinda like cause its quiet and bloody chaotic at the same time. Yeah and I spent a few years of my life here after being tossed through a portal, the portal was kinda rude about it too, didn’t even have consent to be chucked into it.

“You gents enjoy yourselves for a few hours, meet at Twilight’s castle when you’re done because I might be a while” I say to the guards who tried their best to hide their excitement at doing some leisure time around town.

I appreciate guards, I really do. Sure they kinda are useless in defending Princesses and stuff because Alicorns are the strongest beings in Equestria but I guess I kinda have magical power that can’t be tapped into for longer than 30 seconds, so I guess the guards have some sense of purpose with me and plus Celestia would ram the sun right into the planet if I died. But they have hard jobs and they ain’t gonna be doing anything at all, so I be nice and besides, Celestia has agents watching me anyway, she thinks I don’t know but I do, I just humor her though.

Now, where to find Rainbow? Her cloud house would be start if I could fly, although I could always just go talk to Twilight and she’ll get Rainbow.

“Hey Jason!” A male voice called from behind.

I looked and it was Spike, last I heard, he had started dating the Dragon Lord, Ember. I met her once, Spike must have made an impact on her, it’s good he moved past Rarity, you have NO idea how long that took and how much pain for him and all that cared had.

“Hey Spike, how’re you doing, buddy?” I greet Spike.

“I’m doing good, what about you?” Spike asks.

“Er…alright I suppose” I say to him.

“Something wrong?” Spike asks me when he noticed my look.

“Just busy days at the office, it can't be helped” I sort of lie.

Spike is a nice guy but I did feel bad for lying to him, but it’s necessary for now.

“You seen Rainbow Dash anywhere? I need to talk to her, Twilight too” I ask Spike.

“Twilight’s in the castle, Rainbow Dash is…in her house I think” Spike thought for a moment.

“Thanks Spike, I better go talk to dear old Dashie, before I go, how’s things with Ember?” I ask Spike about his relationship.

“We’re getting serious, although when I last visited, Torch gave me the “If you hurt my daughter I will kill you” line” Spike says to me.

“Dads do that, even on Earth, I call it a sign he’s starting to approve of you if you keep showing how good you are for Ember, if he doesn’t, doesn’t matter really, it’s up to you and Ember if you love each other, but I shall see you later Spike” I wave goodbye.

“Bye Jason” I hear Spike call to me as I went towards Dash’s house.

I remember the day when I told Dash I had kinda slept with Celestia and had to get married to her, she was understanding about it…in her own way, okay she was like DUDE! YOU TOTALLY SCORED! Heh Heh, i know a few people on Earth that would've liked Dash, my brother included. I would have escaped Luna that day if it weren’t for that meddling little bunny. Good times though.

But back to Dash, she now goes with the Wonderbolts every so often, it’s been her life-long dream since she watched the first Wonderbolt show. I remember her jumping around so happily and then zooming in the air happily that she may have been mistaken for Pinkie Pie (That mare once went off like a firework, literally!)

“OOOH RAINNNBOOOOOW!” I yelled up the cloud house.

Waiting…waiting…waiting…

“Jason? Is that you?” Dash says

“No, it’s the other Prince, Shining Armor” I said sarcastically.

Dash zoomed out and hugged me with a tackle, didn’t know she missed me THAT much.

“Dashie, little air here, besides, Soarin wouldn't like that.” I say as I started running out of air.

Pinkie, you’re getting competition in death hugs, step your game up sister.

“Sorry, it’s just that SOMEPONY hasn’t come to visit in forever, I thought you forgot about us” Dash points an accusatory hoof at me.

“Aw come on Dash, it’s not like that, you know being a Prince is busy as hell, although if the nobles laid off I’d have more time to visit” I explained myself.

“I know, I’m only messing with you, bro.” Dash laughs.

“Yeah well, anyway, I need to talk to you and Twilight alone because I’m going to be honest my visit kinda had a reason to it other than to see my friends here.” I say to Dash.

I do have to tell her and Twilight about Celestia’s pregnancy, they’re going to find out sooner or later but I’d think Dash would rather hear it from me and Twilight…well I think it’s better Celestia didn’t tell her about it…obvious reasons.

“Wait…I know that look, what did you do?” Dash asks me.

“Later, first we’re getting Twilight and don’t worry it’s not saving-the-world stuff or anything like that, it’s just that you’ll know sooner or later and I’d rather tell you and Twilight in person…er…pony, sorry still mix up some terms.” I explain.

“No hints or anything?” Dash asked hopefully.

“Nope, none, you’ll have to wait like a good little filly” I shoot down those hopes.

“Aw come on, pleeeeeeeassseee?” Dash asked me.

“I assure you I don’t want to do this twice, trust me on this Dash” I answer that.

“Fine.” Dash gives up.

As I was going to Twilight’s castle, I couldn’t help but admire the…nostalgic feel of this town. Oh don’t get me wrong, this town is absolutely CRAZY, but still, I spent a few years in here and it grows on you and you really like it. I’ve been in Canterlot for a whole year and still I look out on Ponyville in the distance and it feels like it was years ago since I was living there.

We arrived at Twilight’s castle as we headed in, knowing Twilight, she was most likely buried in a book or doing some Princess stuff. Hmmm, wonder how her student Starlight Glimmer is? I only met her once and she was a nervous wreck for somepony being a villain once but I hear she’s really nice now through Celestia telling me. Let’s just say Celestia still keep a close eye on Ponyville, not because she’s anxious or anything, it pays to know when something happens there because let’s face it, all the villains have some sort of attraction to the Canterlot-Ponyville area but more Ponyville itself.

“Hey Twi, where are ya? Jason wants to talk to you?” Dash called out through the castle.

“Right behind you” I hear Twilight’s voice.

That's two times somepony or somedragon has been right behind me, do I hear three?

“Hey Twilight” Dash waves.

“Hi Rainbow, Hi Jason, so what’s going on?” Twilight greets us.

“Hey Twilight, well I kind of have something to tell you and Dashie here…in private, uh…where would that be?” I say my intentions.

“Follow me, would you like tea or coffee?” Twilight asks as we follow her.

“I’m good, besides this will be a short visit” I answer

Twilight’s castle is oddly confusing, doesn’t help there are no maps or anything and the doors and hallways are evenly spaced and look the same, somepony really needs to tell Twilight to make a map of this place because there aren’t any architect plans lying around, mainly due to the fact that this castle just sprouted up from a rainbow. Try telling anyone on Earth that happened and have fun trying to get them to believe it happened, you’d be sent to the insane asylum faster than Rainbow Dash when she does a Rainboom.

We found ourselves a room with privacy as Twilight, Dash and I sat down.

“So Jason, what are we doing here?” Dash asks

“I would very much like to know what this is about as well” Twilight looks to me.

“So um, it’s about Celestia and I and well…we’ve been very much in love and uh like a week back we kinda found out…” I trailed off.

Oh get it together Jason, you’ve told difficult things before! This should be second nature by now, hell even first nature.

“What is it? Spit it out dude!” Dash urges me.

“Rainbow Dash!” Twilight scolded Dash.

“Well you see, when a human and a Princess got in bed after a busy night and pranking the hell out of Luna, we maaaaay have gotten Celestia some living weight…” I awkwardly explain.

This is the worst explanation I have ever done, if I tell my child this story I am altering this part.

“What?” Dash looked confused.

“I…uh...Celestia’spregnantandI’mthefather” I say quickly.

“What? Little slower please.” Dash requested.

“My wife, Princess Celestia, she’s pregnant with a foal and I’m the sire” I say slower.

“…Whoa, you’re gonna be a father? No kidding?” Dash asks me.

“Uh yeah, I guess, still coming to terms with that, don’t tell anypony else, we’ll announce it soon” I say to Dash.

"Congratulations dude! And uh...good job little Jason" Dash says to my uh...private parts...this is embarassing.

Surprisingly, Twilight didn't scold Dash for that one.

“This is big, the Princess and you are gonna be parents, it’s gonna be an awesome foal” Dash says.

“Yeah um…you are totally gonna be an Aunt, same with Luna and Cadence and you Twilight…uh Twilight?” I noticed Twilight had a stunned look on her face.

“Let me get this straight...Princess Celestia…is pregnant? And you’re the father?” Twilight looked at us strangely.

Uh oh…

“Uh yes?” I nod to confirm it.

3…2…1…

"What the BU- Twilight’s voice boomed loudly before cutting out.

(The rest of the chapter you are looking for just got destroyed by Twilight Sparkle. Yes, her reaction was so loud and powerful, it broke the fourth wall and destroyed the end bit of a chapter! Remind me not to mess with her.)

Author's Notes:

Citizens from across the world have reported hearing a disturbance from a shouting female Alicorn known as Twilight Sparkle. This situation has been described as R.I.P Headphone users D:

So, Sorry for taking so long, there was lots of unis lots of exams, stuff like that. Was gonna do it yesterday before I got scared for life but here it is so no more rambling. But yes next chapter there will be bigger stuff happening, stay tuned...oh wait you can't change the channel, this is a computer/tablet/whatever the hell you're watching it on that's not TV, you can't change channels! Also I may have tied you to the chair until the next chapter while you were distracted.

Making fun of Blueblood gets old but we're still gonna do it anyway.

It’s been…what? A month and a half since I got Celestia pregnant, to be honest I think we should tell the public soon about it. The castle staff can hardly fail to notice Celestia’s acting differently as well as me and some sickness coming every so often, plus some slight weight gain on Celestia’s part but I said it was too much cake (Any pony that's been in the castle longer than a week knows about Celestia's love for cake).

All in All, I just hope the ponies who’ve noticed aren’t going on a “Princess Celestia’s dying” panic or something like that…I’d name three mares in a instant who would do that in Ponyville. The shock of being a future father was worn off but still, I should really get prepared, there’s less than 10 months left, I feel so selfish worrying about me when Celestia has the foal in her stomach, I don’t even want to know what that feels like but if it’s anything like Flurry Heart, there is gonna be some wanton destruction around the castle soon.

The good thing about Celestia and I is that we have Dash, Luna and Twilight (whose shock when found out was reported heard from the other side of the planet, still couldn't retrieve the last bit of the chapter) on our side through this.

What doesn’t help is the Prince thing, we got a griffon meeting in a month and that may seem a fair amount of time away but griffons are kinda dicks and we don’t want to start wars of get some angry thing happening, at least their manners are better than the Yaks, those guys are just…I’d rather not say anything, know that I like Griffons better.

Oh and the nobles, especially Blueblood who is in the middle of a “How did you get to be a prince when I deserve it more than you” speech. Good thing these thoughts are here to help me ignore the bastard. He is the only noble who didn’t go cowardly when Celestia fried Noble Grudge into smithereens, all the other nobles were literally kissing Celestia's hooves afterwards.

“…and in short, you are nothing but a monkey who should be flinging his poo” Blueblood finished.

“And in short, you are nothing but a whiny bitch but I guess I can’t win everything” I made my come back.

“And you eat meat, disgusting!” Blueblood says.

“Raw meat is but if you try cooked it’s pretty good, but I wouldn’t eat you cooked, you’re already spoiled beyond belief and I’ve met Spoiled Rich, so rest assured I won’t eat you” I reply to that.

“Well…Well…you’re so skinny and lanky” Blueblood comes up with an insult.

“And you’re so short and fat, are we sure those mares you sleep with were not either under a spell or even real to begin with?” I lazily reply.

“I get laid, unlike you who Celestia’s only with you because she feels sorry she ended up with you” Blueblood attacks me with his next insult.

“I do get laid. Only the mares you sleep with either want your money and power because your body is clearly that ugly or they just don’t know any better and those mares I feel sorry for more than the former by the way…on second thought I still feel sorry for the former they failed and they got disappointing sex. With Celestia, let’s just say all other mares just will never be good enough.” I say with a grin.

“And you-“ Blueblood started

“What are you both doing?” The devil angel of which I was speaking of comes around the corner.

“Nothing, dear. Just friendly banter” I answer Celestia.

“Really?” Celestia totally doesn’t believe me with that look.

“Yes dear, that’s what males do, we banter at each other like we hate each other but it’s all in good fun (For me)” I lied to my wife's face.

“Very well, but next time maybe not so loud, honey, we as in you and I as well as Prince Blueblood here should well know by now we must keep a more professional appearance in public. Now we should go, we don’t want to keep our petitioners waiting do we?” Celestia says to me.

“Sorry we’ll banter quieter next time (Totally much louder) next time” I Apologize.

Celestia then begins to lead on as I followed her leaving Blueblood utterly confused, that’s great, it’s gonna eat him for the rest of the day why I was “Sticking” up for him and he got let off trouble by my dear wife. We’ll call this round a victory to me.

Celestia as she was walking looked at me and started conversation.

“You weren’t bantering with him at all, were you?” Celestia asked knowingly.

“Nothing gets past you Sunny, does it?” I admitted I wasn’t bantering.

“Why? Why do you insist on antagonizing Prince Blueblood?” Celestia asks me.

“Simply because he was rude to me and you, the nerve of him, you would think with that nerve he would try battle an angry dragon but you and I both know he wouldn’t, he’s that much of a coward but he’s the only one that dares to still talk smack after the incident and he was technically talking smack about you, so I gave him some smack back.” I told her why I did it.

Yeah that time I almost died because of that one noble? Don’t mention that in front of Celestia, she represses that ever happening, despite the therapy after our honeymoon. At least we aren’t over obsessing about the foal right now. Celestia’s stomach’s gonna grow bigger sooner or later and then we have to tell everypony, I just hope it doesn’t raise both Tartarus and hell.

“Thank you for defending my honor, my prince. But I’d rather you not annoy Blueblood, the less we interact with him the better” Celestia sighs.

“Okay, I won’t annoy him…most of the time” I mutter the last part so she doesn’t hear me.

Celestia and I enter the Throne room, Celestia goes straight to the throne, ready to tackle the day and what it will throw at her, I took a moment to stare out the window to the Ponyville I visited not too long ago. There’s still a small part that wishes to be back there but I know better than to really want to do that. Now then, time to get started...

SLAM!

I turned immediately to the door the slammed open and either I drank some wine a lot and my vision is still blurry unrealistically or there are two Alicorns that came through the door, one male and one female. The Male was a bit shorter than the female but much wider, he was a Black colour with stars and galaxies as his cutie mark. The female was much taller and thinner than the male counterpart, she was a light timey blue colour with clocks, lines and stuff that seems time related on her cutie mark.

I may not be one with magic but I could feel their power just radiating, it feels similar to when Celestia powered up. I think the guards in the room noticed too, but I think the real question is where did they come from? There’s only meant to be four (not counting Flurry Heart) Alicorns alive: Celestia, Luna, Cadence and Twilight. So why have two suddenly popped out of nowhere?

“Celestia, my daughter, it’s so good to see you again” the male speaks.

WHAT!? No way! Did I just hear right? I look to Celestia and saw a stunned expression that which she spoke after a minute:

“Mother? Father?”

Author's Notes:

What? What are you looking at me for? Did you actually believe you wouldn't see a cliffhanger sooner or later? The cliffhanger is literally like "Surprise bitch, thought you seen the last of me"

That Awkward Moment when your wife's parents show up after being gone a long time like FOOOORRREEEVVVEERR and then this chapter happens...

“Mother? Father?” Celestia had spoken those words with a shocked expression.

These two new alicorns…are her PARENTS!? B-But, I thought they disappeared, Celestia told me they were more likely dead and that one day they disappeared when Celestia was a teenager, yet here they apparently are.

Then again, these two looked like they’d be together romantically at the very least and they look older then Celestia and Luna. The thing I’d like to know is where were they all this time? Why are they back now?

“Celestia?” the mother spoke.

“You’re alive after all of this time? I thought you were dead…I spent my entire life afterward thinking you were dead and you weren’t all this time” Celestia spoke without emotion.

“Celly-“ The father started

Suddenly Luna teleported in and saw the scene, she too was in shock at seeing her parents.

“Mother? Father? You’re alive after all this time?” Luna was shocked.

“Hello Lulu” The mother spoke again

“Where were you?” Celestia demanded before Luna could speak.

“Celestia, we can expla-“ the father started before Celestia lost it.

“NO YOU CAN’T BLOODY WELL EXPLAIN! 2567 YEARS YOU DISAPPEARED! I SEARCHED AND SEARCHED WHILE STARSWIRL "LOOKED" AFTER US, DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO TELL LUNA YOU HAD GONE!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD AND HERE YOU ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AS THOUGH NOTHING HAD HAPPENED” Celestia has completely lost it.

Celestia was on fire again, and she must have had this in for a long time.

“Celestia please, it was-“ The mother started.

“WAS WHAT? WHY DID YOU LEAVE? DID YOU NOT CARE FOR US? DID YOU NOT EVEN LOVE US! NO! APPARENTLY NOT, YOU JUST LEFT US TO TAKE CARE OF A KINGDOM WE HAD NO IDEA HOW TO RULE FOR 5 YEARS BEFORE WE EVEN HAD IT UNDER CONTROL WHILE UNDER A MAD SCIENTIST’S CARE! STARSWIRL OF ALL FLIPPING PONIES! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK TO YOU!” Celestia shouted.

Before the parents could say another word, Celestia stormed out in such speed. The guards looked around at me hoping for an explanation but I had none, I was as confused as them. I looked at Luna and I motioned I was going to go after Celestia, I knew where she’d be.

I left the throne room before giving one last look at the parents who didn’t seem to notice me but they were now talking to Luna. Whatever had happened, something about Celestia’s parents leaving affected her, I need to talk to her, get her to talk about what happened or just comfort her, one of the two.

I went up to our room and knocked.

“GO AWAY!” I heard Celestia’s shouts.

“Celly-bear, it’s just me, Jason. Can I come in?” I said through the door

“NO! LEAVE ME ALONE!” Celestia shouted through the door.

“Celestia, I’m coming in okay? Let’s talk this out, husband and wife.” I said through the door.

There was silence. I looked to the door guards who shrugged as I went in preparing myself for a magic blast to the face, none came.

“Celly?” I talked to the crying heap that was Celestia.

I walked over to her and I immediately pulled her into a hug she had no resistance to stop it.

“Jason I-“ Celestia started.

“Celestia, we gotta talk over this. It’s clear your parents are a touchy issue, I know not what happened but it might help me help you if I knew what happened to make you so angry and upset at the sight of your own parents” I said my mind flat-out.

“Jason…” Celestia tried to not sob more.

“Please Sunny, this issue won’t go away and while Luna is talking with your parents, sooner or later you will talk with them. I want to help you but I must know what had happened, please?” I looked Celestia in the eye.

“A-Alright…this was a long time ago but this is what happened…” Celestia started,

2567 years ago…

My mother and father are the Alicorns of Time and Space respectively, my mother is Time Continuum and my father is Open Space. My father is the last male Alicorn seen in thousands of years but that never bothered him I don’t think. When my mother had Luna and I, it was clear to Equestria that we would be the heirs to the throne and that one day our parents would step down.

Do you want to know the reason Luna and I never pronounced ourselves as Queens of Equestria? Our mother and father were the King and Queen of Equestria, we never took the Queen title because we thought our parents alive and we kept it also out of respect.

When I was a little girl, I had everything taught to me by my parents and under the care of Starswirl the Bearded who was the brightest Unicorn of the day, whenever my parents got a break in their ruling, they spent time with Luna and I, everything was fine, until…

When I was 16 (Luna was 14), my parents went out one day, they didn’t come back that day. I had thought and was told they must have slept over somepony’s house or palace but I think deep down, I had a very bad feeling, I remember the nightmare I had that night, the one where my parents were killed by some shadowy figure.

A week passed and nothing, weeks passed into months, months passed into years and years were passing into decades passing into centuries. I had always labored some silly thought that they were alive but as far as I really knew deep down, they had disappeared completely off Equus.

Of course I had looked for my parents, Luna and I searched everywhere, every atom space of the planet for our parents but there wasn’t a trace anywhere, it was baffling just how well they disappeared. After a week the note my parents left that ordered Starswirl the Bearded (our parents closest friend) to take care of us and raise us to be Princesses became active, our parents had at the very least kept a backup plan in case something went wrong.

Fast Forward into our twenties and we were thrust responsibility and a completely insane Starswirl who tried various things to try bringing my parents back including the time spell and one day, he too disappeared in an experiment no doubt, he’s no Alicorn so I’m afraid the experiment was something beyond even him an it must have destroyed him. But Starswirl cared more about my parents then he ever did us in the last few years, we were neglected as he ignored our parent’s order to look after us, Starswirl was never seen again and he left many mysteries behind, mysteries my sister and I agreed never to look into.

The next year after that, Discord happened, took 50 years to find the Elements of Harmony and then King Sombra and many others happened afterwards and then…the Nightmare…

All of that contributed to Nightmare Moon, Luna blamed me for making Starswirl go insane and our parents disappearing and accused me of pretending to not notice it while I ruled and that I had given up hope on ever finding our parents or what happened to them.. The sad part is that some of that had some truth, I did pretend to not notice it, I had hoped Starswirl would give up as I had, I was wrong, I had underestimated Starswirl’s determination. At that point, I had abandoned all hope about my parents and wanted to just focus on ruling one day at a time, of course, Nightmare Moon had different ideas and then it became just myself and a bunch of close ponies that were passing on as generation after generation came until now.

To this day, we never found any traces of my parents or Starswirl and long believed them dead...

“…That is the abridged version of what happened” Celestia finished.

“So, you never found out what happened to Starswirl?” I ask my wife.

“No, we never even looked at his notes, we feared our own sanity would go like his if we looked, some of the safer ones were put in the library” Celestia answered.

“And you’re mad at your parents for their disappearance?” I ask my next question.

All I got was a nod, I wonder…if I showed up back on Earth to my parents and my brother, would they be mad I had disappeared without a trace and suddenly came back expecting everything to be fine. Even if I could get back to Earth, I wouldn’t, there’d be too much trouble and many lies about where I’ve been and such and besides, I feel like my place is here in Equestria rather than Earth.

I gave Celestia a good-bye as I left to go back to my duties, if Celestia’s parents are sticking around, sooner or later they will talk to Celestia, maybe if I got them speaking again, let them reconnect. But how would I do that? How do you connect parents with their daughters after what seems forever ago?

They need to be on friendly terms and…wait a moment…friendly…friend…oh sweet my wife! How can it have taken THIS long to figure that one out? I’ll go get Twilight and the others. I got out some parchment and wrote…

Dear Twilight Sparkle…

Author's Notes:

Here it is, the next chapter, would of have had it sooner but my dear stomach like being ANNOYING!

Explanations. There are a lot of them.

Author's Notes:

Okay, so a few things...

1. Sickness, Uni and the like have made the production of this chapter very slow, this is two original chapters fused into one.
2. There is a lot of explaining, probs will bore your pants off, and shirt and everything else, feel free to wait for the next one if you want.
3. The whole Arc now is reuniting Celestia with her parents on good terms.
4. hopefully the next chapter comes out sooner but it depends on what happens/

So yeah, another chapter down I suppose...

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

Please come to Canterlot Castle alongside the other elements at once, I have a friendship problem that requires you and the other elements. No it isn’t end of the world nor is it some kind of test, I just need your help, I’ll explain when more when you all get here.

Jason Anderson.

Oh where are they? I can’t wait to get rid of the tension the past two meals have had with Celestia and her parents, Luna and I have been trying to move the whole thing along into nicer territory but that hasn’t worked, We definitely need the Elements for this problem, oh don’t look at me like that, you try this and not have three blasts sent at your face. I’m sorry, I’m a little annoyed okay? I didn’t mean anything by it.

“Train arriving from Ponyville in [two] minutes, please make sure you are behind the yellow line” the announcement was made over the PA.

Well they’re close, that’s good. I just hope Rarity doesn’t attempt to make clothes for the King and Queen before this is solved, god knows when Alicorns get rough it’ll take YEARS to clean up, you think I’m lying but I’m not, why do you think janitors and maids get paid so high whenever stuff like this happens? Coincidence, don’t make me laugh! But still, it’ll work out in the end, the Elements just gotta be a little careful around Celestia and her parents.

Speaking of my wife’s parents, surprised they haven’t talked to me yet, they know I’m Celestia’s husband, I’d of thought they’d question why someone like me is Celestia’s husband. Perhaps they are evaluating me or perhaps they are simply more concerned about their daughter than me. I still wonder where they have been the whole time, what is that made those two leave their own daughters? Could what they went out to do end up going south, frozen in stone perhaps? Admittedly this mystery is curious and I must find out soon to help out Celestia.

Okay seriously, it’s been WAY over two minutes and a stressed Prince isn’t a fun Prince! Oh if I had Alicorn Powers I would totally get that train here faster.

“Train Arriving from Ponyville, please wait away from the Yellow line and please wait for all passengers to disembark, thank you”

Oh there it is, about time! I could have spent time annoying Blueblood, or spending time with Sunny-bun (I have like 50 nicknames for Celestia on a list somewhere).

All six ponies came off together (somepony brought a lot of stuff, I won’t name names but you know of whom I speak of), they looked around and found me.

“Hey Jason!” Dash flies out and gives me a hoof-bump.

“Sup Dash-girl?” I greet my best friend.

“Hello Prince Jason” Rarity says as she comes out from behind to Luggage pile.

“Just Jason does fine, we are all on first-name terms besides, saying things like Prince and Lady is just too much work for a human like me” I wave my hand.

“What are we doing if you don’t mind me asking” Twilight speaks to me.

“Not here, let’s wait until we are settled in the castle, don’t worry about the bags, guards can handle those” I say as I get the girls to follow me.

You know, sometimes you gotta admire looking at Canterlot from the Train station, say what you will about Canterlot but you can’t deny the certain viewpoints around the city being attractive. Although honestly, once you are here a while, the being in Canterlot thing wears off, ponies living anywhere else always get wowed though especially the castle, not visiting the castle when you visit Canterlot for tourism is kind if like not going to New York City and not going to the Statue of Liberty or the Eiffel Tower in Paris.

We arrived in the castle and the guards at the front door nodded at us, Celestia should be in the Throne room, Luna should be asleep and hopefully my in-laws are out of the way for the moment, god knows what they do during the day. Come to think of it, what DID they do all of this time? What do they do now?

I lead the Elements into a private room and this is where I ask them their help.

“Jason, what’s going on? You were looking around for somepony on the way here” Twilight stated, noticing I was keeping an eye out.

“Well, as I have said in the letter I do have a problem, a friendship…family problem actually I was hoping you could help me with” I started saying.

“Well come to think of it, the map did point us here anyway” Rarity added.

“Okay so you know how everypony’s got parents right? Well...turns out Celestia has some too that have been gone for a very long time and it turns out Celestia and her parents are on poor terms with each other and yeah…was hoping if we could help them be back on great terms” I explain the situation.

“Wait, Celestia had parents the whole time? Never mentioned that.” Twilight commented.

“Well isn’t it obvious darling? Everypony has parents, did you think Princess Celestia and Luna popped out of nowhere?” Rarity looked at Twilight like she has just gotten 1+1 wrong (if you say window I will throw you smart ass through that window).

“No um…just never occurred that…well Celestia’s parents would be Alicorns and alive and hello, you all can’t be curious as to why they are appearing now?” Twilight hesitated a bit.

“I was wondering that myself but the fact of the matter is, the past few days have been full of tensions and Celestia refuses to talk about it, it’s been one of those things she’s been repressing a long time, that isn’t healthy for her nor for the relationship between her and her parents” I added my two bits.

“So um, you want us to fix that relationship?” Fluttershy asked, who had been silent the whole time.

“Or at least give some advice on how to fix this, yeah” I answered.

If I can fix this then by the time the foal is born, there will be a happy family, no baggage from the past weighing the foal’s life down. Once all that is done, then our foal’s life will be perfect in the way that whatever happens, it’ll be on the foal’s terms not some problems from ages ago.

“So will you help me?” I ask the six girls.

They smiled as they nodded, excellent! We can begin as early as tommorow.

The bearers and I didn’t do anything the rest of the day (It was late afternoon when they arrived), I had stuff to do for now and besides, ponies notice if you’re gone for long enough, I may have not told my wife the whole purpose but I do have a cover story (Thanks to Rarity’s love of fashion that so happens to be an event in Canterlot) for this thing anyway, just as long as nopony asks Applejack because she is a terrible liar, I even saw when she was discorded, you’d think with opposites she’d be a con artist but nope, an even more terrible lair.

I saw Celestia’s parents before, they were walking around in the gardens, they looked like they were appreciating the sunshine and such, still full of curiousity as to what they do…what do Alicorns their age even think about? Are they planning to become King and Queen of Equestria once again? The Nobles and the Canterlot Public have noticed the presence of these two, public being unsure but I think the nobles have a fair idea of who they really are, well the ones who haven’t been absorbed by their own ego that is…sooooo basically only 5% of the nobles, I had Fancy Pants ask me about them in which I confirmed, but I asked him not to tell others just yet.

As for the girls, Twilight went to go see her parents, while the others looked around Canterlot and the castle, I was listening to Day Court…joooooooooy…

So I’m heading to bed so I can start making a plan tomorrow when I think I had heard something…I feel it too.

“Jason” a male’s voice talked from behind me.

I turned and there Celestia’s father was along with his wife, I knew they had to try talk to me sooner or later, I was gonna do it as part of the plan but here we are.

“You do know in today’s society, hiding in the shadows and waiting for the person you want to talk to is creepy right?” I asked him as I faced his direction.

“We apologize, but if we had asked for a word near Celestia she’d think we’d have ill intentions towards you” Celestia’s mother had explained.

“I see, so then, now that we are here to talk, let’s talk” I say

“Not here, let us teleport to our room” Celestia’s dad spoke.

Within an instant we were in their guest room, wasn’t much but then again, the maids make sure this place is absolutely spotless before guests go here, a good impression goes a long way after all.

“So, I suppose I am wondering what you have called me here for, because I doubt it’s for simple conversation” I started.

“Indeed, we haven’t properly talked yet, I know you are my daughter’s husband, first we must say congratulations, it is about time one of our daughters found a suitor although a strange one” Celestia’s father spoke.

“I get that one, ever since my arrival in Equestria I have had strange looks, being married to Celestia is still weird to some” I reply to that comment.

It was true, I remember when I first arrived, Twilight thought I was some project to complete, everypony else was staring as though if they took their eyes off me for the tiniest amount of time while I was in their presence, I would of killed them all. That got better once Dash came my friend, god bless her loyal heart.

“It pains us not being able to see the day our oldest daughter got married” Celestia’s mother says.

My parents have the same thing, they just don’t know it. Wonder what their reaction would be?

“Before we start your questions, I would like one of mine answered and I think both Celestia and Luna share the same questions. Just where have you been all these years? Because as far as I am concerned right now, I think from what I’ve heard, Celestia has a justifiable reason to be mad at you” I ask of them.

“We admit, we haven’t been the best parents but the reasons were out of our control, if we hadn’t have acted, there would have been no future for Equestria” the father spoke honestly.

“What do you mean?” I ask.

“The reason we were gone so long was to protect Equestria” Celestia’s mother says.

“When our daughters were young, Equestria was under constant attack, monsters, enemy armies, you name it…” the dad started.

“We kind of have the first one on a occasional basis, usually 1000 years ago or something, gotta ask Celestia about that” I muttered the last part.

“Yes well, from our observations before we came here, the threats to Equestria weren’t as powerful as in our time. Now then, there were some truly terrible foes, including Destroyed Rock, the Destroyer and Time’s Branch who threated to destroy all alternate timelines so only an original one can ever exist. Now that last one is the reason we were gone so long, we ended up jumping through time for about a whole year before the battle ended in our timeline and we ended up 2 years before now” Celestia’s dad continued.

“So why not go back to just after that time you left? You are the Alicorn of Time if Celestia has told me correctly?” I asked the mother.

“Though I am the Alicorn of Time and my special talent is time, it appears the time period we’re from is locked from those outside a zone, we traveled too far into the future by a matter of 3 days so we couldn’t go back. You must understand, time travel is tricky, with every major event there is always a positive and negative timeline, one sticks to the original and one is alternate unless that event is from an alternate timeline, it also noteworthy the entering a time period is forbidden from being entered from outside that period hence us being locked out of our time” the mother explains.

Typical, you can manipulate time but you can’t do anything with it.

“But why wait 2 years to come here?” I ask them.

“To get used to this time period, to find out what changed majorly and to also find our daughters” the father explained.

“I guess I am satisfied with your story. I am not sure how Celestia will take it, I n her anger I believe not in a positive light” I say to Celestia’s parents.

Here comes their questions I guess.

“Now, our talk is about you Jason and also the events before our arrival. First off I’d like to know more about you and what you are” Celestia father started his questions.

“I am a human, you haven’t seen anything like me because I come from a different world named Earth” I answer immediately.

“Earth? Surely not, the inhabitants are complete barbarians, full of themselves” the father denied.

“Well our race is a little selfish but there are good-hearted people like myself, when did you last check Earth?” I answered that comment.

“300 years ago” the mother answers.

“No wonder you misjudged, things have gotten better on Earth since then and besides 300 years for anything is a bit outdated don’t you think?” my confusion was gone.

Wonder if they know what MySpace is? Doubt it.

“Still, it seems highly unlikely, you seem more the type from the mirror world” Celestia’s father mused.

“That’s what Twilight Sparkle thought but it’s not the right human world, next question” I urged the next question.

“We would like you to tell us of Celesita’s past, we know she has told you, she has at least told you about who we are, correct?” the mother asked fo me.

“To put what she told me of you, you were caring parents by the sounds of things, but when you disappeared, Celestia knew in her heart there was something wrong, she kept trying to convince herself both of you were still alive but then more and more bad things happened including Starswirl going mad, he disappeared without a trace during one of his experiments according to Celestia. I think through the course of events, at some point Celestia faced to her, an undeniable reality, both of you weren’t coming back, most likely dead.” I explained.

“Hmm, we are sorry it has been like this, we wish we could’ve gone back and started this all over, change things” the father looks down but he looked sincere enough for me.

I then explained quickly all the things that have tortured Celestia and how we met, the honest way, it shocked them but they got over it, 10 minutes later and the conversation was at an end and I headed to the door.

“We know what you are doing, Jason. We noticed the new bearers, we could feel them, especially Twilight Sparkle” the mother says.

“I have my reasons” I answered.

“Why? What are these reasons?” the father asked me.

I turned to face back at them before saying:

“When I left Earth and arrived here, I could never return and that meant my family have lost me, they believe me to be dead by now, Jason Anderson is dead to them, even if I could return, it’d cause too much trouble and pain on Earth. You could say this is similar to what your problem is. Another reason is I like to see families united, not broken or in chaos. Celestia’s happiness is my happiness, she has saved my life and I have saved hers from coming crashing down, she’s a hurt mare and you both may have contributed a tiny part of the problem unintentionally…I hope to make it that when the foal is born, Celestia is a happy mare and all our family ties are fixed, I want a good future for us all, that’s why I am doing this” I explain my reasons

“A foal!? I…I see…” The father contained his reaction to learning that Celestia is pregnant.

“Please do what you must Jason, we only wish to properly reunite with our daughter” the mother begs me, her shock of Celestia' pregnancy was there but she is concerned for her daughter more it seems.

“I will do what I must, but please, don’t try to interfere with Celestia’s life, don’t try control her life or anything, let Celestia be her own self, I think deep down, she wants your support, I may be wrong but as her husband, I will do what is best…I’ll see you tomorrow I suppose…” I exited the room ending the conversation.

I was out the door and before I knew it, I was outside Celestia and I’s room, I entered with the thoughts of the conversation in my head, I have a goal, I can see it clearly now. Celestia and the foal’s happiness is my goal and mark my words, I will break open the heavens if need be to make sure this goal is achieved, I have the Elements of my side, Luna, the parents, Cadence and others as well.

I saw Celestia asleep, she’s beautiful when she sleeps, I felt her tummy and I swore I can feel the foal in there, your future is safe in there little guy, as is your mommy’s, your dad is gonna make sure of that. I kissed Celestia on the cheek before hopping into bed next to her and snuggling next to her. I could feel sleep coming easier knowing that I was continuing with renewed purpose…