It's been a couple of weeks since I got back from Earth, my parents replied the second they got home just to see if it works and it did. However, there's one thing on my mind, my best friend's getting married! First of all about damn time! Second, well, RAINBOW DASH IS GETTING MARRIED!

It's just that, I kinda knew Dash and Soarin had to get married but if feels odd you know? Dash was always in her own ego at times, always was moving fast and I never kinda thought she'd slow down for somepony. I mean Dash and I did have a relationship at one point but we agreed that's as far as it would ever be, just the kisses and the snuggles, it wasn't really love.

I do feel happy for the pair but I think what I'll enjoy is the sight of Rainbow Dash in a wedding dress, heh, Rarity is going to have a field day and Dash hates dresses.

"Jason, what are you thinking about" Celestia asks me.
"Um, nothing" I lie.
"Jason..." Celestia knew I was lying.
"It's sort of a secret under Pinkie Promise from a friend" I say
"I assume it's Rainbow Dash" Celestia assumes.
"Yep, that's right. And it's important to her if it's a secret until she reveals it" I answer that assumption.
"Speaking of secrets, have you noticed Luna acting a bit strange lately?" Celestia asked.

Luna acting strange? Hmmm, Luna does do strange things.

"Not really, why?" I answer.
"Well, far be it for me to pry into my sister's business, but she's happy about something, she disappears for hours at a time sometimes and she seems really distracted. Between you and me...I think Lulu's found somepony special" Celestia confesses.
"Really? Interesting...and what? You're thinking you and I should go find out who this mystery lover is?" I assumed.
"Maybe" Celestia smiled like it was a yes.
"Well, what say a certain Sun Princess and a human go and see what's up?" I say
"Sounds like a plan, but see, I need a kiss to get up from this bed and..." Celestia said.

Oh Sunny.

"You know me too well" I mutter.

I gave her a quick kiss and Celestia acted like she just got a burst of energy.

"Don't get up too quickly, give the poor foal a heart attack" I said.
"Oh relax, I'm sure our foal is fine" Celestia says
"Let's go find what Luna's up to shall we?" I say, ending the subject there.

If Luna has found a love this will sure be interesting, I mean Luna can be aggressive at times but I'm sure she has some lovey-dovey side...although personally I find that hard to imagine, I imagine her as the dominating type I can imagine it and- BAD! BAD JASON! BAD! No thoughts like that, you have a wife! Naughty corner with you!

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Observation about ponies #2745: Ponies are incredibly blind to the obvious, I guess Canterlot gets an excuse in the upper region because the nobles always have their noses up so high it goes up their flanks.

Why am I making this observation...weeeellll we're using a fake bush to follow Luna and not one pony has turned our way, seriously we didn't even use magic, how is this working!?

Right, so Luna's been going down Canterlot for a while, I wonder who she found, if it's lower Canterlot than it's not a rich pony, must be high end of the middle class, anything lower can't afford Canterlot unless you have decent success. Canterlot is full of nobles, successful ponies, rich, celebs and ambassadors and those with just enough to make it here. Ah, and let's not forget the up and coming young minds and Celestia's school of Gifted Unicorns (there is actually gifted Pegasi in Cloudsdale and a special school for Earth Ponies somewhere by Manehattan), like Twilight once was.

I imagine getting the letter is like how we would imagine getting the Hogwarts letter which is from a popular set of fiction back home...I wonder what would happen if I showed Twilight the series? I'd say Hermione and Twilight would get along...same with Dumbeldore and Celestia.

"Look Jason, she's stopping" Celestia pointed out.

This was pretty low-end Canterlot, this is where crime would be at a high point out of the crime rate here, is it possible Luna got blackmailed or something?

"I dunno Sunny, this place doesn't look like somewhere to meet a lover" I said my mind.
"I agree too, but let's wait it out" Celestia says.

We moved closer as Luna entered the house, we saw her through a window but she appeared to be talking to somepony we couldn't see.

"Closer look?" I ask Celestia.
"Closer look" Celestia nodded.

We changed our view to another window and we were watching from Luna's back left, she had her crown off and was talking to a stallion of about up to Luna's chest, dark blue in colour and had a full moon with stars as a cutie mark...I see why you might love this guy Luna just from a glance, you kinda do like ponies liking your night.

"Just so we're clear, they just have to bang for the law to take place?" I asked
"Jason! Must you have such improper language around our foal?" Celestia asked.
"But the foal isn't even born yet, Sunny" I protested
"No buts" Celestia says
"Fine, but question still stands" I reminded her.
"Yes, they must bed each other, kissing and other such gestures do not count" Celestia sighs.
"So they second the enter "Sex" is officially game on? No dry humping or anything?" I ask
"Yes Jason!" Celestia let out a sigh of annoyance
"I'm sorry just trying to be clear and not going into assumptions. I just hope Luna told him about the law" I say
"As do I Jason sweetie, don't worry" Celestia says

Luna and the stallion kissed, that was fast. Well...we went fast too, as in we got drunk and banged one night and marriage, who says romance is dead? I wonder what made Luna fall for this stallion. They seemed to be talking and kissing, we couldn't hear what though.

"Wish I could read lips" I muttered
"So do I, the one skill immortality hasn't taught me" Celestia regretted not learning this skill.

Suddenly Luna went up to leave and then she left and walked right past us, neither of us dared to look at each other or breathe for the next minute.

"Soooo, that was a thing" I said.
"I've seen enough, let's go back" Celestia speaks.

Celestia decided teleporting would be fun, my stomach didn't agree.

"So, Luna's got a coltfriend" I repeated the fact
"Indeed" Celestia nodded.
"I dunno, we should probably go talk to her about it" I suggested.
"And tell her we were spying on her?" Celestia looked at me to say no.
"Yes but that's what you'd say about a non-Alicorn because they're not bound by StarStupid the Wierded's law, this is LUNA we're talking about, Sunny! Your sister, shouldn't you make sure your sister's lover is a decent sort? Luna did the exact same thing" I argued
"Yes but-" Celestia started
"But what? It's our job as Sister and Brother-in-law to repay the favor and make sure Luna doesn't get into a mistake, she's got a choice, Sunny!" I interrupted.
"...Very well, but we shouldn't do it today" Celestia says
"We should at least give her a chance to speak the truth, so we should ask her where's she been because we haven't seen her in a while" I say
"Deal" Celestia agrees.
"Ooh what's happening here?" A male voice I haven't heard in a while shown up.

Discord, perfect timing as always, he's...alright once you get to know him but Sunny Bun and Luna have had a history with Discord which wasn't great so things are a little sensitive, Tirek didn't help at all.

"Discord, what are you doing here? Now's not the time" Celestia frowned.
"Oh I know, I just couldn't help but notice my favorite Princess and the Human one-of-a-kind were spying on said Princess' sister and I had to see what's going on for myself, don't worry I'll be quiet" Discord says.
"hey Discord" I waved.
"And hello to you Jason, how's my dear human friend going?" Discord asks
"Alright, how's Fluttershy?" I ask
"Oh she's lovely as ever, you should come by Ponyville, we do miss you down there, maybe we could go prank Twilight Sparkle, she's so wound up, total party pooper" Discord says
"Discord, why are you here?" Celestia asked once more.
"If you must know, I care about Lulu too, Celestia! Just because I love bothering you and can't wait for the little duo of chaos to come and-" Discord says.

What? There's only one!

"Wait what!?" I interrupted.
"Celestia has two little chaos bundle of joys in that stomach, you didn't know? Oho! This will be fun!" Discord laughed

Celly felt her stomach.

"It does feel heavier..." Celestia commented

No way, last time we checked there was definitely one foal...how could there be two? This doesn't make any sense! Discord's lying, it's something he'd do, maybe Celestia somehow got some cake.

"This is too much fun! Loony Luna has found herself a coltfriend and you two find out you have another foal! Oh Celestia you have not lost your touch, I guess now I got to tell everyone, Toodles!" Discord says before he disappears
"Discord wait I--" I try to catch him.

He's gone...what? First Luna might be getting married soon and this? Rainbow is also getting married too.

"Sunny, you surely don't think Discord is right do you?" I ask with a little bit of fear.
"I...I don't know" Celestia shakes her head.
"We should check" I suggest.
"I...let's go" Celestia says.

Discord is known to lie but if what my wife says is true, there may be truth to his words and twins? One surely must be bad enough but twins? No, stop those thoughts, going to be a GOOD father, remember?

Let's get this over with...

Author's Notes:

You thought you were gonna wait six months for the next chapter? TOO BAD! I UPLOAD IT NOW!