It was a normal day in Ponyville, Equestria. Birds were tweeting across Fluttershy’s cottage, Twilight Sparkle was studying and using Spike as a clipboard, Pinkie Pie was taste-testing the Cakes’ cakes (no that’s not a synonym for penis or vagina.), Rarity kept arguing with Sweetie Belle and Applejack worked hard with her sister Apple Bloom. Rainbow Dash, however, saw an unlikely figure near some trees in Ponyville.

“Hey! Who are you?” she called, flying downwards from a cloud in Cloudsdale to the ground of Ponyville. The blue hedgehog turned his spiked head and aimed his green eyes at the rainbow-maned pegasus. Rainbow landed a few centimetres away from the figure. “My question is who are you?” the hedgehog responded. “I asked you first, so come on!” Rainbow demanded. “I’m Sonic the Hedgehog, the fastest hedgehog alive!” Sonic introduced himself to the blue pegasus. “I’m Rainbow Dash, the fastest flyer in all of Equestria!” Rainbow too introduced herself to the athletic hedgehog who is now a new friend of hers. She spread her wings to show her pride.

“Let’s test this out in bed, shall we?” Sonic said, seducing the pony. Rainbow bent her wings down, as if Sonic had killed a wingboner. “Uhhh… you don’t mean…” Rainbow asked; terrified at what Sonic wanted her to do. “Yes, tonight, anywhere you want,” Sonic responded. “I don’t know, Sonic… I mean… we just MET. I don’t want to jump straight into this, even if I like getting straight into action,” “Don’t want to!? What are you, a chicken!?” Sonic was not happy with Rainbow’s denial, and started to do a Scoota—sorry, I meant chicken impression. “Hey! I am NOT a chicken!” Rainbow shouted. “Then you would get it on with me,” Sonic replied. Rainbow Dash closed her wings, she needed time to think. Soon, she started hallucinating two small pegasi that looked exactly like Pinkie Pie with, one wearing an angel’s costume, another wearing a devil’s outfit. “Look, Dashie, if you don’t want to do it, it’s fine! It’s your choice!” the angel Pinkie started to speak. “Oh, shut the buck up, Pinkie. Now Rainbow, you’ve gotta show that bucking hedgehog what you’re made of! Let him!” the devil Pinkie exclaimed. “But Dashie! He might have some sort of STI! Chlamydia! Gonorrhea! Maybe HIV!” “I guess you’re right…” Rainbow Dash quietly said to the angel Pinkie illusion. “He will wrap it up, you bucking retard!” Devil Pinkie argued. “And you’re right too… and I need to show that hedgehog that I am not a chicken! I’ll do it!” Rainbow Dash decided to the two Pinkies. “That’s the spirit! Now show him!” Devil Pinkie praised while Angel Pinkie sighed in disappointment. They disappeared from Rainbow Dash’s mind, Sonic noticing all that time that Dashie was talking to something.

“Um, Rainbow Dash, who are you talking to?” Sonic asked in curiousness. “Nothing… n-nothing… I’ll do it, tonight, at my place,” Rainbow Dash explained the location of their lovin’ time, pointing towards her house in Cloudsdale. “Meet me here tonight and I’ll take you there.” “Sweet! See ya tonight!” Sonic concluded and swiftly ran to the distance.
Rainbow smiled, then as she could see Sonic no more, her face transitioned to a horrified face. “Oh, buck! What did I get myself into!?” she spoke to herself.