"Hey lil' bro! Check out this new dress I got!.. Forbidden Desire, are you alright? You look tense."

Unexpected betrayal

"DARK REVELATION, HELP ME! DARK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?"

A gentlecolt

"Bloody Sweat wouldn't harm a fly!"

Celestia's child

"I just don't understand Twilight, why does my little Hallow Night like playing with Luna more than his own mother?"

Funeral

"We are here today to grieve the loss of Natural Selection, some of you knew her as Scootaloo, her nickname..."

Insanity

"No doctor, she's never acted this way before, Strange Whispers has always been a well grounded filly..."

Unhealthy habits

"Did you just accuse my little Second Shadow of stalking someone?!?"

Rebellous spirit

"Hey Luna, why is Celestia always so nervous around Chaotic Neutral?"

Occupational choices

"And what do you want to be when you grow up Pole Dancer?"

Terrible tragedy

"SHINING, GO GET HELP, FLURRY IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK!"

One down, five to go.

"Has anyone seen Rarity?"

Or is s/he?

"You mean Pickleless was actually a girl?!"