"Starrk? Starrk!" A little girl shouts at me.

"What?" I mutter while starting to open my eyes, only for my eyes to bug out as I feel something pile drive into my stomach. "OW! What the hell!?!" I shout while getting up and looking at...a very strange looking girl.

"Starrk, we're surrounded." The girl says while pointing, only for me to look to where she's pointing and seeing a bunch of...colorful ponies.

"The fuck?" I frown while they continue to stare at me. I take a look around and notice that I'm not in my room but...in a colorful town. "Am I....dead?" I mutter, while suddenly my head starts thrumming with pain. "AH!" I scream and fall back, clutching my head and hoping the pain would stop.

"Starrk? What's going on?" The girl says worriedly, before turning around and glaring at the ponies. She started going off at my expense but it was frankly white noise as a bunch of things rushed to my mind.

"Go away sun..." I groan while throwing my pillow at a window and snuggling close to my teddy bear. "No one likes you~." I whine a little bit before I hear someone enter my room.

"Come on, time to get up." My dad says.

"Fine..." I mumble before throwing off my blanket and yawning. I got up still holding my teddy bear and shuffled to my dad.

"I'm not sure if you could take Anthony with you son." My dad chuckles a little, making me chuckle a little as well because I was still holding my stuffed animal(yes the bear is named Anthony and I like to sleep with said stuffed bear at night shush).

"You let me do it as a kid, I don't see why it's a problem now." I say with a sleepy smile.

"You're right son, but come on, breakfast is done." My dad says while he heads off downstairs.

"Worthless." I hear a voice mumble in my head.

"Oh no...not now..." I mentally mumble while putting my stuffed bear on my bed and heading down stairs, knowing my little silly morning bit is done.

"You only cause problems for your dad, even if you make him laugh." Another voice says. "Can't act your age so you hide behind children's toys." The voice laughs.

"Except most people agree sleeping with a teddy bear keeps them happy instead of being cold at night." I mentally retort, heading straight downstairs for food. After walking in the kitchen(which is just a pretty standard one, look into your own and you'll find out) I see my brother who just got home from work a few hours ago filling his water bottle from the fridge.

"Sup." My brother says with a nod. He was about 5 years older then me, wearing a black T shirt and blue jeans.

"Sup." I nod back, thankful he's just with single words. "Tough night at work?"

"Boss being an idiot yes." He sighs out.

"That sucks." I frown.

"Just like you." The voice in my head makes a snide remark.

"Shut up."

"Well I'm going to be heading off to bed." My big brother says while waving and heading off downstairs for bed.

"Good night." I say with a little wave while my dad gives me a plate of pancakes. "I could have gotten it myself." I say sheepishly, not wanting to have people do things that I can simply do.

"No need to be sorry. Just doing a nice thing." My dad says with a smile.

"If only you could do that ass hole." The voice in my head says to me specifically.

"If only that happened before-"

"Okay shut up now." I think quickly before the voice in my head could say anything more. "I'm gonna go to the park today, my friend called me yesterday saying she got me a gift."

"That's good to hear." My dad says with a nod. "Glad your friend is trying her best."

"Yeah." I say while eating my pancakes with maple syrup(cause it would be a sin otherwise). "She's trying her best..." I mutter, knowing her best isn't going to be enough sooner or later.

"And another thing-" The girl was about to continue before I put a gentle hand on her leg. "What?"

"It's alright..." I mutter while starting to get up.

"What in the world..." The purple alicorn mutters.

"I'm...sorry about that." I say while still clutching my head a little. "But um...hi." I say, not sounding like my usual self.

"Why are you apologizing to them Starrk?" The familiar girl says with a frown.

"Why do you keep calling me Starrk?" I ask with a frown.

"Cause you are the Primera Espada, Coyote Starrk." She says with a proud smile. "And I'm your greatest friend, Lilinette Gingerbuck." She says with a smile. I look over myself real quick just to make sure she's not lying and so far she is right with what I can see. I also see that I have a sword at my side.

"Who and what?" I see a rainbow pegasus flying in the air say with a frown.

"Lilynette?" I mutter while putting a hand on her head, not being lied to by the sense of touch, and sight isn't lying either. "But....But I'm supposed to be dead? I..." I stutter while bringing a hand up to my temple, feeling nothing but smooth skin and hair, not a hole where a bullet should have been.

"Uh...what are you doing?" The purple unicorn(as far as I can see) asks honestly.

"Things you wouldn't understand." I say with a frown, not believing what's going on.

"Starrk, can you stop freaking out about something that's not there?" Lilynette says honestly.

"You try waking up with a healthy dose of getting hit in the gut really hard and being told your someone else and not freak out." I frown, standing up fully but shaking a little bit from everything. "I'll just...take a walk." I say while walking away, thankfully having the ponies move away from me as I look for pockets and happily found them.

"Starrk? Where are you going?" Lilynette asks while rushing over to me.

"Away..." I sigh out.

"Alright." The little girl nods, following close to me and holding out a hand.

"What?" I ask honestly.

"Can you hold my hand?" Lilynette asks.

"Why?" I frown.

"We normally do that when we walk." She says honestly. I stare at her for a moment and she gives a little pout.

"Fine." I sigh out while bringing a hand out of my pocket and took Lilynette's hand gently. "Alright Lily, let's get going."

"Don't call me 'Lily' alright?" She huffs.

"I'm lazy and your name is too long, so I'll call you Lily." I say. "And don't get mad cause you keep calling me 'Starrk' when that's not my name."

"Where do you think you're going?" A brash voice says while appearing in front of us in...slow motion?

"Away. It's simple as that." I say in a bored tone.

"When you just randomly appear in the middle of town, have that thing yell at us for doing nothing to you, and just wanting to just go 'away'? I don't think so." The pride parade pony says with a frown.

"First up she's not a 'thing' got it?" I ask, sounding a tad too casual for something that I would have given a death threat over. "Can you please move? I'd rather not cause another scene." I say, holding Lilynette's hand a little tighter.

"Like horse apples you are." The brash pegasus says with a frown.

"I'm really sorry about this." Someone says while a weird violet outline surrounded the rainbow pegasus and pulls her away, only to be replaced by a very purple unicorn. "I'm sorry, but my names Twilight Sparkle."

"And I'm don't care." I frown. "Now can we please go on a walk?" I ask with a frown.

"But...you just arrived here? Can't we at least introduce ourselves?" Twilight asks honestly, finding that a bit strange.

"Not right now...I have a bunch of stuff to figure out." I say while me and Lilynette start walking past Twilight.

"Wait please." Twilight says while we just continue walking away.

"What the hell was that?" I mutter after that 'trying to get to know you' thing while we continue walking away, hearing the ponies that saw us continue to follow us. "I have a feeling they won't leave us alone."

"Ya think?" Lily asks with a frown.

"But when we're actually alone...we're gonna have a talk." I say to Lilynette.

"Alright. Whatever you say, as long as you don't fall asleep in the middle of our conversation." Lily says before suddenly a very hyper pink pony appears in front of us.

"Hi my names-"

"Don't care." I say quick enough to stop the pony.

"My name isn't 'Don't care', it's-"

"I don't care what your name is. Is there something wrong with me not wanting to know your name?" I say with a frown. "Now go away."

"My names Pinkie pie." The pony says, apparently not caring about my words.

"Good, now go away." I frown.

"Oh come on, is that what you say to a new friend?" Pinkie Pie asks.

"That's what I do to random strangers that suddenly try to force friendship on me." I frown.

"I'm not a stranger, I'm a friend." She says with a smile.

"No, you're a stranger. Just because I know your name, doesn't mean I know who you are, now leave us alone and tell you're friends that we want some time in peace." I frown, while I hear a small squeak from them like they thought they were being sneaky.

"Want to get out of here?" Lilynette asks honestly.

"Yes." I sigh out, just wanting to leave before hearing a small static noise and suddenly being in front of an entrance to some woods. "Wait...how the?" I frown while staring at Lilynette.

"Sonido. Jeez Starrk did you sleep to long?" The girl says, holding my hand a tad tighter. "Anyways, let's get going. I'm sure they won't follow us in here."

"Alright..." I mutter while following along with Lilynette for the most part as we walk through a dark forest. "What...the hell happened?" I think to myself, clutching my head a bit as I run through so many things that shouldn't be happening here. "Lily? Do you know what's going on?" I ask the girl, before we both stop.

"I..." She says with a little thought.

Author's Notes:

I'm sorry if this chapter is crap...and I'm sorry if I'm exaggerating anything just wanting to write this and get some stuff off my chest here. Hope you like it.