Chapter 27

Castle of Friendship, Ponyville

Delmira yawned softly as she awoke from her slumber. Although the time they’d spent together had been relatively short, she’d become very good friends with Twilight Sparkle over the course of the past three and a half weeks. The Princess had taught her such things as: proper social etiquette, reading, writing, how to act at public events, and cultural norms of the civilized world. They certainly weren’t the most exciting subjects Delmira had studied during her incredibly long lifespan, but she was still grateful to have learned them all the same.

Twilight insisted that she didn’t require payment for her services and that what she had done was simply meant to help her out as a new friend. But Delmira didn’t feel comfortable relying on a mortal like that without showing some form of recompense. She was a proud, noble Dragoness! And Dragons always paid their debts! Since she had no material wealth to speak of, the Goddess instead offered to share her own knowledge. Most of it… being of the carnal variety.

The Princess of Friendship had been extremely shy about anything that related to: sex, self-pleasure, nudity, and even romance for that matter. It had taken her two days just to get used to the idea that Delmira was never going to bother covering up any part of her glorious natural form or engage in what mortals referred to as “modesty”. In other words, Twilight was a socially awkward, reclusive virgin who had next to no experience when it came to such matters.

Fortunately, she did have an open mind and a surprisingly attractive body. Twilight was of average height, slender, had modest-sized, round breasts, and a delightfully firm little tushie. Her skin was slightly pale, but smooth and blemish free. She also groomed her pubic hair quite regularly, as was evident by the neatly trimmed lavender strip that formed just below her waistline.

The poor girl didn’t even have a single pair of undergarments in her entire wardrobe that could possibly be considered risqué or sexy to anyone. In fact, most of her attire (pajamas or otherwise) was quite plain and utilitarian. Not the kind a sovereign ruler of Equestria would be expected to own. At least, that’s the impression Delmira got from reading all of those books and magazines regarding modern fashion trends. She didn’t really care either way. Clothing did not hold the slightest iota of significance to a dragon goddess. As any Wyvertii would tell you: true beauty radiates from the self, not the baubles one wears.

Delmira had to laugh at the centuries old proverb. Prominent females from various cultures around the globe preferred to adorn their bodies with gold and silver trinkets lined with only the finest cut precious stones. They believed it to be some symbol of their status, beauty, power, and prestige. The goddess was happy to see that Twilight had not fallen into that particular mindset, despite her newfound wealth and royal title.

However, it had been extremely difficult trying to convince Twilight to shed her clothing in order to become more comfortable with her own body and all of its perceived flaws. Twilight’s deeply ingrained sense of modesty prevented her from embracing her sense of feminine sensuality and seeing herself as the beautiful creature that Delmira knew her to be.

That had been the first step towards teaching the young princess about the pleasures of the flesh and, by extension, romance. She had to learn how to accept and appreciate herself before she could even think about having sex or getting into a relationship with anyone else. Twilight had stubbornly refused to bare her body (more so than what Equestrians considered necessary or polite) for three days straight, citing that it was not only highly inappropriate but also embarrassing. Delmira didn’t argue. She simply went about her business with the hope that Twilight would come to realize why being nude was so great.

Much to Delmira’s surprise, it had not come about as some sudden epiphany but rather, during one of the most mundane activities possible. One morning, as she was enjoying a nice, hot shower, the princess decided to join her and declined to get dressed afterwards. They sat together, enjoyed a cup of lemon drop tea, and studied a book about different genres of Equestrian music over the past five centuries. Not the most exciting experience, but it managed to get the princess to break out of her shell a little bit.

The Dragon Goddess tried her very best to keep her libido in check ever since the first day she’d decided to stay in the castle with Twilight. However, without her beloved mates around to share her passion with, Delmira started getting more and more pent up. Everything came to a head one lazy afternoon while Twilight was reclining on the sofa completely nude, reading, of all things, a book about the sexual techniques employed by the ancient Roamans.

Delmira could tell that Twilight was plenty worked up. The slight blush on her cheeks, the faint floral aroma of her arousal that pervaded the air. She had even begun to finger herself, ever so gently. Occasionally, she’d rub her adorable little clit in lazy circles, which inevitably caused her lips to glisten with unrequited lust. It became unbearable to Delmira when she finally witnessed the bookworm squirm on the couch as an orgasm rocked her lithe body.

Twilight blinked owlishly when she finally noticed Delmira standing beside her. “Oh—um—how long have you been standing there, Delmira?”

“Literally, the whole time. I saw all of it. And I have to say: I’m proud of you! My little princess has finally learned how to love herself! It’s such a beautiful thing to see~”

Twilight blushed profusely. “That’s not—I didn’t mean to… get carried away like that.”

“Relax. There’s nothing to be ashamed of. Masturbation is perfectly natural and normal. I’m willing to bet that you feel a hell of a lot better now that you’ve had a good cum. Am I right?”

Twilight nervously rubbed her thighs together. “Yes. As a matter of fact, I do. No doubt due to the release of endorphins and dopamine. It’s a proven fact that orgasms relieve stress and promote a positive feedback loop within the brain itself and, of course, throughout the entire body. There was fascinating clinical study done two years ago about the effects of—”

“Stop! Now you’ve gone and ruined the moment. I really thought we’d made some progress today. I’m disappointed with you, my young pupil.”

Twilight looked as though she was on the verge of tears. “I’m so sorry, Delmira! I got a little ahead of myself again. Honestly, I’ve been trying to read up on more mundane subjects lately.”

“I know,” Delmira acknowledged while she patted her student’s head, “But we’ve been over this many times, Twilight Sparkle. Nerds can be sexy, but nerdy talk is another matter entirely. Granted, there’s probably some people out there that have a fetish for it, but they’re few and far between. Try to… keep your conversations with the average layman a bit more casual, ok?”

Twilight sat up a bit straighter and began twiddling her fingers. “Hey, I need to ask you somewhat of a personal question. IF you don’t mind, that is. It’s kind of… embarrassing.”

“Go on. I’m listening.”

Twilight’s face turned redder than a tomato. “Oh Gods! I don’t know if I can bring myself to ask you this! Alright, well here goes: Would you—erm—possibly be interested in h-having sex… with me? I’m so ridiculously horny right now that I NEED something more and if I’m being totally honest, masturbation simply isn’t going to cut the mustard at this point. If you don’t want to, that’s perfectly fine, I just wanted to throw the invitation out there in case you—”

Delmira smiled and placed a gentle kiss on her student’s lips. “Twilight. Take a deep breath and relax. I’d be more than happy to have sex with you right now. In fact, I’m honored that you’d allow me to take your virginity. I just want to make sure that this is what you truly want. Heh. Because I know some mortals made a big deal out of it. Are you absolutely certain?”

“Yes, I’m certain. I want to get some practice with actual intercourse so that I can be… better prepared when I eventually find a boyfriend. Even though I’m a princess, I’m pretty sure that a woman bumbling around in the bedroom is a huge turnoff for a lot of guys.”

Delmira laughed. “I won’t argue with you there. However, some men are far more patient and accepting than that. I take it that you are staunchly in the heterosexual camp then? Had you pegged as bi-curious, but I wasn’t entirely certain.”

“Yeah, I’m straight. Does that… bother you?”

Delmira shook her head. “Not particularly. When you’re a being as old as I am, gender tends to lose its meaning after a few hundred years. You learn to love people more for who they are, rather than what they are. Does that make sense?”

“Completely! I imagine Celestia and Luna are much the same way.”

Delmira shrugged. “Perhaps. I never bothered to ask them. Not that I ever will. Who they choose to fuck really makes no difference to me. Now, that being said: how about I make this a little bit more special and satisfying for you?”

“Umm… ok. But I’m not entirely sure what you mean by that.”

Without saying a word, Delmira stepped back and enveloped her entire body in pink flames. When the spell was finally finished, a beautiful albino man with silky white hair stood before Princess Twilight. He had just the right amount of muscle to look dashing (as Rarity would say) and his genitals were neither too large or too small. Just the right size, in Twilight’s humble opinion. His entire body was completely hairless and blemish free. He reminded Twilight somewhat of an elven prince. A very SEXY elven prince.

When he finally met her eyes with his lustful gaze, Twilight immediately felt a tingling warmth spread in her belly. Delmira climbed atop the couch and planted a series of gentle kisses along her leg, making the bookworm shudder with delight. He didn’t hesitate to grasp her thighs and gently spread them apart so that he could begin tasting her essence.

Twilight let out a strained squeal when she felt his tongue swirl around inside her. He was absurdly good at cunnilingus, which wasn’t too surprising given that he’d literally had centuries worth of experience. But it was unlike anything Twilight had ever felt before. She inadvertently clamped her legs around Delmira’s head as another powerful orgasm rocked her body.

Through the haze of post-orgasmic bliss, she giggled like a drunk schoolgirl and placed a big, sloppy kiss on Delmira’s lips. Twilight could definitely taste herself as she explored Delmira’s mouth, but she found that she didn’t care one bit.

“Did you enjoy that, my dear student?”

Twilight let out at contented sigh. “Mmm yeah, that sure was amazing. When did you… learn how to transform into a man? I didn’t know you could do that.”

“I’m a goddess, remember? Although, I like to identify myself as a female, I am quite capable of changing my gender whenever I please. Luckily for me, the spell doesn’t require a vast amount of power and can still be performed while I’m in this mortal body.”

Twilight shifted her position and began stroking Delmira’s penis. “Would you like me to… perform fellatio on you? I’ve read a lot of books on the subject and they all say that men enjoy having their… p-penis sucked on. I just want to return the favor and make you feel good too…”

“Sure. I certainly don’t mind. And that’s a good attitude to have. Sex is all about give and take. Nobody likes to sleep with a selfish partner. Suck away, Twilight Sparkle~”

As her books instructed, she began by licking the sides of his shaft, making sure to get it nice and lubricated for maximum pleasure when she eventually took him into her mouth. The book also made mention of the head being very sensitive to stimulation, similar to a clitoris. So, before she did anything else, Twilight kissed Delmira’s head and flicked her tongue along its underside. She was immediately rewarded for her efforts when she heard Delmira let out a very effeminate gasp and tasted a salty little glob of precum as it oozed from the tip.

Thus encouraged, Twilight wrapped her lips around his penis and slowly began to bob her head up and down, making sure to swirl her tongue around his shaft every so often. Before long, Twilight really started to enjoy the feeling of Delmira’s warm shaft inside her mouth and the lewd slurping noises she was making. It made her feel oh so incredibly naughty but also sexy at the same time~

Without so much as a word, Delmira curled his toes, grunted loudly, and pumped Twilight’s mouth full of his divine seed. She was surprised to find that his semen didn’t taste that bad. Slightly saltier than his precum from before, but a mostly neutral flavored substance. Kind of like saliva in a way, she supposed. Absentmindedly, she remembered reading an article somewhere that certain foods enhanced the flavor of semen to make it more palpable. Like apples, and certain citrus fruits for instance.

Neutrally flavored or not, it wasn’t the most pleasant stuff to swallow, texture-wise. Twilight was thankful that there was a glass of water sitting nearby on the coffee table. She took a few swigs both the hydrate herself and wash down Delmira’s thick, gooey cum. Once she was finished, Delmira leaned over and began playing with her breasts, which were quite sensitive at this point.

Giving up on any pretense of modesty or restraint, Twilight caved in and moaned softly as she felt Delmira roll her nipples in-between his fingers and tug on them slightly. It sent an electric shock of pleasure that originated in her chest and traveled all the way down her spine until she felt it in her toes.

Delmira gently nibbled on her ear while he continued his ministrations. “Your fellatio skills really are quite impressive for a bookish virgin. Not once did you accidentally rub your teeth against me. Truly impressive! I haven’t cum that hard in nearly five hundred years. Well, as a man anyway. Are you ready for the main event? Do you want to know what it’s like to feel my hot, pulsing cock deep inside of you, princess?”

“Ah! Yes! I want to know… so bad!” Twilight gasped.

“Hmm. I’m not really convinced. Shouldn’t a proper princess ask politely first?”

“Please mount me, master! I NEED YOUR COCK INSIDE ME!!” Twilight begged.

“That’s a good little princess. Alright, get on your hands and knees and stick your ass in the air. I’m going to fuck you from behind today. And I’m going to do it nice and slow so that you can enjoy every single moment of it~”

Twilight eagerly obeyed Delmira’s command, not even taking into consideration how embarrassing it was to be seen in such an exposed and compromising position. She whimpered when she felt Delmira rub the tip of his penis along the outer edge of her glistening wet pussy, no doubt in an effort to lubricate himself in order to make it easier to slide in and out of her delicate, salmon-pink folds.

With little more than a slight push, Delmira inserted his entire length inside her. It slipped right in without issue or discomfort to either party. After just a few seconds of hesitation, Delmira began moving his hips in earnest, making sure to penetrate Twilight as deeply as he possibly could each time.

It was unlike anything Twilight had experienced before. Her whole body felt like jelly, her mind became hazy and clouded with a complex mixture of emotions: lust, elation, affection, and unadulterated pleasure all at the same time! She reveled in the lewd slapping noises Delmira’s balls made as they came in contact with her edge of her mons. She could feel his slender fingers as they dug into the flesh of her butt cheeks, his grip becoming tighter as time wore one.

Just as she riding a fresh wave of bliss from yet another powerful orgasm, Twilight felt something hot and sticky fill her belly. Biologically speaking, she knew precisely what the sensation was, but to actually experience it firsthand was something else. It left her feeling incredibly satisfied and relaxed.

As Delmira slowly extracted his manhood from Twilight’s depths, he snuggled up beside her and entwined his fingers with her own. She responded in kind by returning his grip, and kissing the transformed goddess on the cheek. They laid together like that for quite some time, each content to listen to each other’s breath as they slowly drifted off to sleep. When they finally awoke a few hours later, Twilight made a point to kiss Delmira passionately on the lips as a way to thank him for making her first time so intimate and special.

“That was beautiful, Delmira. Thank you.”

Delmira blushed ever so slightly at the praise. “You’re quite welcome, Twilight Sparkle. Think of it as payment in kind for helping me read, write, and learn about modern society. Since I don’t really have any money to speak of, I thought that was the best way to show you my gratitude.”

Twilight giggled as she ran her fingers along Delmira’s chest. “Now I know exactly why Spike and Ember love you so much. Despite all the time we’ve spent together, I still feel really bad about judging you right off the bat when you first arrived in Ponyville. That was improper of me. As both a princess and a citizen of Equestria, I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.”

“Are you sure that’s not just the afterglow talking?”

Twilight scrunched her nose and let out an irritated huff. “Of course not! I’m being totally serious right now, Delmira! I know you enjoy teasing me sometimes, but I would never joke around about something as important as an apology. Especially, to a friend!”

“Sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you, Twilight. And for the record, I forgave you a long time ago. Holding grudges really isn’t my thing. It’s all water under the bridge as far as I’m concerned.”

“Good. I just wanted to make sure that there wasn’t foul air between us anymore.”

Delmira laughed out loud. “I wouldn’t be too sure of that! I’d bet my wings that this whole room stinks like sweaty sex and cum. A good, hot shower will fix us right up but just make sure that the maids you have cleaning up the place aren’t a bunch of blabber mouths. What would Equestrians think of their precious, innocent Princess of Friendship if they found out that she turned her castle into a pleasure palace?”

In a surprise (and terrifying if Delmira was being honest) display of supreme magical prowess, Twilight’s hands glowed with arcane, violet power as she cast a massive spell around the entire room. Not but a moment later, everything, including their naked bodies, became squeaky clean and smelled faintly of pine trees. When Delmira finally looked over at Twilight, she had a smug expression spread across her lips.

“You were saying? I learned that spell back when I was in magical kindergarten. Well, learned technically isn’t the right word for it. More like ‘heavily-modified’. What?! The regular cleaning spell wasn’t powerful enough to get rid of iodine stains. Plus, do you have any idea how much time I save by performing this spell instead of bathing? It’s way more efficient!”

Delmira chuckled awkwardly. “Ah… sure it is. If I had any doubts as to why you were made into a princess, they are completely gone now. Nope! I’m never fucking around with you again. Not in the sexual sense, of course. I’d totally fuck you again. Uhh… you know what, forget I said anything. Let’s just call it a day and snuggle.”

As the Wyvertii Goddess thought back to that fateful afternoon, he smiled. Since then, he’d chosen to retain his male form for the remainder of his stay at the castle, for Twilight’s sake. They’d also had passionate, sweaty sex on many more occasions and in many more locations afterwards, much to Delmira’s delight. It wasn’t quite on the same level emotionally as when he made love to his mates, but it was still satisfying nonetheless. Delmira was certain that Twilight would make one lucky man VERY happy someday. Whoever he may be.

The Princess of Friendship has also taken to lounging around in the nude more often as well. At least, when there wasn’t anyone else around to see her. She also stopped wearing pajamas or undergarments to bed altogether. Small compromises, to be sure, but Delmira was proud that Twilight had finally reached the point where she was comfortable in her own skin.

Speaking of skin, Twilight was still firmly attached to his bare backside while she continued to snore softly. Since Delmira hated sleeping alone and they’d already been intimate with each other on more than one occasion, he’d suggested that they sleep in the same bed together. Much to his surprise, Twilight readily agreed to the arrangement. It had worked out quite well so far, but Delmira had learned very quickly that Twilight was a notorious cuddler.

It had been a late night, and they’d stayed up well past two in the morning trying to finish up some local zoning ordinances that Mayor Mare had been struggling to get approved by the town council. As princess, it was her royal duty to resolve such disputes. Delmira looked over his friend’s shoulder and saw that it was already almost eleven o’clock.

Seeing no point in trying to make breakfast, the goddess carefully extracted himself from Twilight’s cuddly iron grip and gave her one final kiss on the cheek. He yawned once more, and then padded his way out to the kitchen to make what constituted as lunch.

He’d never been a fan of cooking or cleaning. He often allowed others who were far more skilled at the task to do it for him. Spike was a very talented chef, and he used to love waking up to his mate’s luxurious breakfast spreads while they were still living in Brimstone. As he flipped the grilled cheese over in the pan to cook the other side, Delmira let out a wistful sigh.

“I really miss that lovable goofball. I wish he’d hurry up and get back here soon…”

The sandwiches he made were… edible at least. They were a little bit crispier than was strictly necessary, but they still tasted ok. With one grilled cheese and some carrot sticks down, Delmira walked over to the fridge to find something to drink. After he poured himself a glass of milk, the goddess stared out the window at the beautiful flower garden located just across the lawn.

He was so distracted by his own thoughts, that he hadn’t even noticed Twilight enter the room and eat her own grilled cheese sandwich. She padded over to her sullen friend and wrapped him in an affectionate hug. The only thing that broke Delmira out of his reverie was the feeling of her soft breasts as they squished up against his back.

“What’s wrong? You seem sad today.”

Delmira sighed. “I’m really starting to miss Spike…”

“Oh—erm—don’t worry, Delmira. I’m sure my brother will return from Canterlot soon. At least we know he’s safe! That’s a positive thing, right?”

Delmira’s frown deepened. “I was worried sick about him! He’s always putting himself in mortal danger to help others. Did you see how badly Ember was injured? It broke my heart to see her like that because I was fucking useless in a fight and couldn’t help her out. What if Spike had—”

Twilight rubbed Delmira’s shoulders in an attempt to calm him down. “Shhh. Everything’s ok now. I know that you’re a divine being, but sometimes you can’t be everywhere and do everything at the same time. We all have our limits. Even goddesses.”

“You’re… right. I guess I just need to calm down a bit.”

Twilight sat on her knees and began stroking Delmira’s penis. “Don’t worry. I know exactly what’ll help cheer you up. Just leave it to me!”

Delmira didn’t even argue. He simply let Twilight do as she pleased, which was quite pleasing in and of itself. He sighed happily as he felt the warm, slippery sensation of Twilight’s mouth envelop his cock all the way down to the root. She was deliberately going at a slower pace this time to maximize the amount of pleasure Delmira would feel and to make sure he didn’t cum right away. After letting out a satisfied sigh, the goddess placed his hands on either side of her head and ruffled her hair affectionately while she bobbed up and down.

Unbeknownst to Twilight, her brother and Sunset Shimmer decided to show up at that very moment. Since Delmira was facing the kitchen door, he saw them first and tried very hard not to look like a child who’d been caught with their hand stuck in the cookie jar. The only sound that filled the room was Twilight’s sucking and slurping, which nobody attempted to stop simply because it would have been painfully awkward and embarrassing to do so.

Delmira knew he was getting very close to blowing his load. The tightening sensation deep within his balls was a sure sign as any that it wouldn’t be much longer. Considering that he was pretty much already caught in the act, Delmira decided to go with the flow and let Twilight continue unabated. What sent him over the edge was when she used a spell to magically stimulate his prostate. The resulting orgasm felt so good that Delmira moaned loudly and his entire body quivered in extasy.

Without missing a beat, Twilight happily drank every last drop of his seed and licked his penis clean afterwards. Only when she was finished, did Twilight turn around and realize that her brother was behind her what he had witnessed her doing. Her cheeks flushed a deep shade of crimson while she bolted towards the nearest couch and promptly buried her face in the cushion like an embarrassed ostrich. The Dragon Lord pointedly ignored the fact that his sister’s privates were on full display since her rear end was currently sticking up in the air.

Spike’s mouth opened and closed several times. “WHAT?!”

“Oh, uh—hi there, Spike. I can explain everything! Just give me a chance to go over the situation with you in greater detail. You see… I might have taken your sister’s virginity.”

“YOU DID WHAT WITH MY SISTER?!!”

Delmira couldn’t bear to look Spike directly in eye. He stared at the wall instead. “But it was totally consensual! She asked me to, I swear! One thing kind of led to another and… umm—we pretty much started fucking on a regular basis after that. The good news is: she’s a lot more confident about her body now! And she gives awesome blowjobs. Oh… right. You already knew that since you saw her sucking me off. Surprise! I also know how to change genders too.”

“There are no words to describe what I’m feeling right now, Delmira.” Spike replied in an eerily calm tone.

“You should feel happy to see me since we’ve been apart for so long! And your sister helped me learn all kinds of new things. Like proper table manners and other fancy shit. You know, like the essentials of modern society and all that. Oooh, so that’s our newest mate! She looks like a badass jungle queen and she has a great pair of tits to boot! Ember wasn’t lying when she said they were big. Mmmm. The rest of her looks nice and firm too~ I can tell she works out a lot.”

Spike let out an irritated sigh when he felt a distinctly male part of his mate’s anatomy rub up against his hip while he was being wrapped up in a bone-crushing hug. “Not that I don’t enjoy hugs from you, Delmira but… do you think you could possibly change back now?”

Once everyone had a chance to calm down and get situated, Spike sat in-between his mates on the couch (Delmira was back to being female again and showered him with affection) and Twilight sat on a lounge chair across from them. Curiously enough, the bookworm had elected to remain nude, citing that it was her castle, her rules.

She also mentioned that she wasn’t expecting any visitors for the remainder of the day, and thus didn’t feel obligated to get dressed any time soon. In a sense, Spike was happy for his big sister. He’d never seen Twilight this comfortable and confident in her own skin before. She was finally starting to come out of her shell. Shining Armor definitely would not have approved of her current behavior, but Spike decided that he would stand in for him as the proud sibling.

On the other hand, the young Dragon Lord was more than a little unnerved by what he’d heard earlier. Twilight was obviously a grown woman. She was allowed to have sex whenever and with whoever she wanted but… with an ancient Dragon Goddess? Spike realized that he hardly had any room to talk, considering that he’d lost his own virginity to the very same being not so long ago. He was still upset that his mate had caved in so easily, and started having sex with his older sister, but at least Delmira was someone experienced that he could trust.

Twilight took a long sip from her cup of tea. “Spike, please don’t be upset with Delmira. I was the one who asked her to take my virginity. Although, I’d always imagined that my first time would be a bit more romantic, I don’t regret having sex with her. In fact, I’m quite proud to call her my friend now. And, I imagine, you consider yourself fortunate to have such an amazing woman as a mate. She told me numerous times how much she loved you.”

“Yeah, I know she is. I’m sorry, Twi. I just… was worried about you.”

Twilight crossed her legs. “Believe me, you’re not the only one. Shining would have gone full Guard Captain had he been here to see me—erm—in such a compromising position. Don’t get me wrong: I love being a princess. I wouldn’t trade it for the world. But sometimes, I just need to do normal people stuff. Like having sex, going out on a date, or hanging out with my friends.”

“And you totally should! As far as the whole dating thing goes, I think you’ve got that in the bag. You seem a lot more confident than you were before, and you look great! Erm… objectively speaking, that is. Oh, Gods! That sounded really creepy, didn’t it? What has my life come to when I’m complimenting my sister’s naked body?”

Twilight giggled. “Relax, Spike. You don’t sound creepy at all. I’m the one who chose to remain undressed, so I can’t exactly fault you for noticing something that’s quite literally right in front of you. Let’s face it: I’m not exactly making an effort to cover myself up either. In all seriousness though, I really do appreciate your compliment. I’ve been trying to exercise more often and watch what I eat. Seems to be working so far!”

Delmira smiled proudly. “I helped!”

“Even though it’s a bit embarrassing to admit, intercourse is indeed an effective form of exercise. It also has an astonishingly high calorie consumption rate. As evidenced by Doctor Kin Sea’s case study on physical intimacy and its resultant phenomenon. However, I was referring to jogging, hiking, swimming and yoga. More… conventional means of physical activity.”

“Damn. I wanted to give Princess Twilight the benefit of the doubt before I jumped to any conclusions, but I gotta say: your sister one hell of a hardcore nerd. And that’s coming from a girl who’s actually read Doc Sea’s study herself at one point. Erm—strictly for academic purposes, of course!” Sunset whispered.

“Mhmm. That’s Twi for ya. I guess I don’t really notice it anymore. She’s always been that way for as long as I can remember and it would be kind of weird if she suddenly acted different. Still, I hope she doesn’t start talking like that during a date. The only guys who’d even be remotely interested in that sort of talk are college professors. Otherwise, they’ll just fall asleep.”

Twilight puffed out her cheeks. “Hey! I heard that!”

“Sorry, Twi. But it’s true. You do tend to geek out a lot…”

Twilight rolled her eyes. “Be that as it may, I’ll have you know that I have been taking extensive social etiquette lessons from Cadence on how to act more ‘casual’ around potential suitors. And I’ve been doing some of my own supplemental reading on the subject as well. It’s called: ‘Dating for Dummies Vol 3’. Ha! And you thought I was hopeless!”

“Twi, it’s not that I think you’re hopeless. You just need to… get out a little bit more and learn how to mingle with people. Make small talk, ya know? Ok, scratch that. When I mean small talk, I don’t mean the latest advances in magic particle physics.”

“But they’re so fascinating! How can you not be interested in the increased retention rate of thermal energy when applied to a synthetic gem’s substructure during enchantment?”

Delmira scrunched her eyebrows in confusion. “Uh… did you understand a word of that?”

The Dragon Lord chuckled. “Gems retain some residual heat when you pour magic into them. It gives the object you want to place the enchantment on more energy to draw from when it’s activated. Artificially produced gems, like Manehattenite, tend to have a more stable structure than naturally occurring ones. Thus, they retain a greater amount of heat.”

Sunset leaned over and whispered into her mate’s ear seductively. “Tell ya what, big guy: we can talk about science and physics any time you want. Of course, it doesn’t have to stop there. I’m always up for practical demonstrations after a good lecture~”

Spike had to admit that Sunset’s come-hither voice was SUPER sexy. She had a much deeper, mature quality to her voice that his other mates simply couldn’t compare to. He wasn’t entirely sure if that was due to her size or if that was just how she sounded naturally. Whatever the reason, he couldn’t help but feel his loins begin to stir with excitement.

The Dragon Lord wasn’t quite aroused enough yet to get a full erection, but he could feel his penis slowly growing into a semi-turgid state. Only Sunset seemed to notice what was happening and she grinned wickedly at the reaction that she had been responsible for. Not for the first time did Spike lament his hyperactive Wyvertii libido and the fact that he had willingly chosen to live out the remainder of his days as a nudist. Under normal circumstances, a pair of pants would’ve at least helped obscure what that was going on down there to a certain extent.

The situation only worsened when Sunset decided to lean back on the couch cushion, stretch out her arms, and spread her legs wide apart like a man would. If Twilight was at all bothered by Sunset’s complete lack of modesty and breach of feminine decorum, she didn’t react to it. Neither did Delmira, for that matter. The two of them continued to chat about various topics. Mostly mundane things like food and drink. I.E. topics that Delmira would actually understand.

It had become quite apparent to Spike that his newest mate was sitting in such a provocative manner on purpose. She wanted to tease him and give Spike a good look at the wonderous treasure nestled in-between her legs. Sunset even went so far as to tickle the back of Spike’s calf with her toes. When that wasn’t enough to get his attention, she then leaned in closer, making sure that her breasts were properly squished up against his shoulder, and gently suckled his ear.

“Sunset, what are you doing?!” Spike hissed.

“Teasing you~ I thought it was pretty obvious what I was doing at this point.”

Spike grunted in frustration. “I already figured that out on my own, thank you very much! What I mean is: why are you teasing me? This is, quite possibly, the worst time you could do it.”

Sunset ran her tongue along Spike’s neck. “Mmm. Yummy! You taste nice and salty~ Well, that’s because I’m horny right now. Not sure why though. Haven’t checked my pussy yet, but I’m pretty sure that I’m soaking wet. Do you think Twilight will be angry if I stain the couch?”

“Forget about the damn couch! We can’t have sex right now!”

Sunset traced her fingers along the inside of Spike’s thigh. “Why not? We literally just saw your sister sucking off Delmira. How much worse would it be if she saw me ride you like a cowgirl? C’mon, Spike! Don’t be a fucking stick in the mud. I want your big, thick cock inside me~”

“Wait a second… I know exactly what’s up!”

Sunset looked down at Spike’s waist and licked her lips. “Oh ho! I’ll say. You’re so hard right now that I can clearly see all your veins popping out. It’s easy, Spike. All you have to do is sit back, relax, and let me climb up on top of your lap. I can take care of the rest. Well, you can play with my boobs if you want. They’re really sensitive right now too.”

“Shit,” Spike cursed as he realized that he had become almost painfully erect, “There’s no way I can possibly hide my boner now. Look, Sunset. Can you please slow down for a second? I finally figured out why you’re so horny.”

“Is it because you’re such a handsome stud?”

“Why are Wyvertii pheromones always so damn potent? I can’t ever seem to catch a break! I swear, you girls are relentless. Anyway, I think Delmira’s semen is behind all of this. When she transformed into her male form, her pheromones became extra concentrated. That’s probably why my sister was so eager to have sex with her in the first place.”

Delmira, finally having noticed the commotion going on between her mates, crossed her arms underneath her breasts. “That’s not fair and you know it! I haven’t used my male form in over five hundred years! Is it any wonder that I may have forgotten that there were a few side effects to the transformation? Cut me some slack, Spike! Besides, it’s not like I forced your sister to fuck me. We both wanted to do it and we both had a great time doing it too!”

Twilight suddenly stood up and waved her hands. “Hold on a second! You mean to tell me that your pheromones are so powerful that they can potentially affect the behavior of other races? Even if you are a goddess, that’s just biologically absurd! How is that even possible?”

“Don’t act so surprised. The races of men on this planet may have their differences, but they are all very much alike in many respects. If you require further proof, just look at Sunset Shimmer. She is the direct result of an Equestrian and a Wyvertii mating together. You must also understand that my powers are ancient and vast. They transcend the properties of conventional magic as you know them.”

Twilight’s mouth opened and closed like a fish. “This needs to be properly researched in a controlled environment! There’s no telling what other potential, harmful side effects might occur from direct exposure to your bodily fluids and magic, Delmira. We can’t take any chances!”

Delmira sauntered over to the frantic bookworm and silenced her with a kiss. “Relax, Twilight Sparkle. I’m fully aware of what my magic is capable of. But, as you know, I’m not perfect nor all knowing. What happened earlier was merely a mistake on my part. And I openly admit that. Like Celestia and Luna, you’re just going to have to trust me. Would you ever take them in for testing? Because I’m fairly certain that they have powers that you can’t comprehend either.”

“Well, no. I… alright. I’ll defer to your judgment since you obviously have far more experience to draw upon regarding these matters than I do. But you have to understand why I’m upset. I don’t want to see my friends and family get hurt. They’re everything to me.”

Delmira patted her head. “They are indeed treasures worth protecting. Trust me, princess. I am just as committed to ensuring their health and safety as you are. Now, why don’t we take a little stroll down the hall and take a nice, hot shower. I’m sure it will do us both some good.”

“Huh? Why would we—”

Delmira subtly gestured towards Sunset, who looked like she was ready to jump Spike’s bones. “Because, my dear princess, there is only one way to scratch the particular itch that Sunset has. Mind you, I’m not judging but you don’t seem like a voyeur to me. Especially, if your little brother is the one doing the fucking. It’s your choice. I certainly don’t mind watching them~”

Realization suddenly dawned on Twilight’s face when she looked over at her brother. She had been so caught up in the moment that she hadn’t noticed his… erection. Not that she would have gone out of her way to sneak a peek at her brother’s junk in the first place! Twilight wasn’t exactly an expert on the reproductive system, but from what she could tell, his penis appeared to remain mostly stationary even while he moved around.

Twilight did, however, have a more thorough understanding of the circulatory system and knew that her brother’s erection must have been stiff enough almost to the point of being painful. It was then only way his manhood could possibly stay up like that. Absentmindedly, she made a mental note to ask her brother about the average length and diameter of penises amongst male Wyvertii. Twilight blushed heavily when realized that she’d been staring at her brother’s erect member for far longer than was socially appropriate.

Delmira wrapped her arm around Twilight’s shoulder and chuckled. “This is the first time you’ve really gotten a good look at Spike’s dick, isn’t it?”

“I don’t—that’s not what…”

Delmira nuzzled her cheek affectionately. “I know. He’s your little brother. But technically, you two aren’t related. Hell, you’re not even part of the same race. All I’m saying is: it’s ok to be a little curious. Looking never hurt anyone. Anyway, let’s get out of here and give those two some privacy. Visual privacy, at any rate. I’m sure we’re going to be able to hear them fucking each other halfway across the castle. Spike doesn’t usually make too much noise, but Sunset looks like a screamer to me. Big, muscular girls like her usually are.”

“How do you even quantify something like that?”

Delmira shrugged. “Personal experience. I guess it’s because big girls have a lot more stamina but their orgasms are way more intense as a result. All about the buildup, ya know? Sunset looks like a Grade A Muscle Bunny, so she’s bound to have a tight pussy. Add that to Spike’s thick cock, and you’ve got yourself a recipe for some seriously loud, passionate sex. They’ll probably have to change the town name to ‘Moanyville’ after those two are finished.”

“GAH! Would it kill you to be a little less crass about all of this?!”

Delmira laughed. “I may have read those books on ‘proper etiquette’ but I’ll never truly understand why your culture always beats around the bush when it comes to fucking and illicit substances. Why not say exactly what you mean? Doesn’t make any sense to me…”

“Never mind. Let’s get a move on and head over to the master bathroom suite. I DO NOT need to see my little brother ravishing his girlfriend on MY couch. I already got an earful from Princess Celestia when she caught him having sex with Ember right smackdab in the middle of the throne room. Ugh! This is just like that one time I accidentally walked in on Shining and Cadence when they were still dating.”

Delmira’s ears perked up. “Oh? Do tell~”

“Not much to tell really. It was the middle of summer and I had just finished an exciting course on the properties of acids and bases at junior chemistry camp. Since the councilors let out early that day, I don’t think Shiny and Cadence were expecting any… company for a while longer. The two of them didn’t even have the decency to do it properly inside a bedroom! My brother was out in the back yard, plowing Cadence from behind, IN THE BABY POOL!!!

“I could tell that they’d been at it for a while because their hair was all disheveled and their skin had a sweaty sheen to it. But that wasn’t the worst part. Up until that point, I’d lived under the assumption that sexual intercourse was supposed to be something that two people who loved each other engaged in as a romantic gesture. Instead, I got to see a couple of horny, naked teenagers try their best to impersonate a pair of dogs in heat.

“Suffice to say, Shiny was absolutely mortified. Cadence being Cadence, just laughed the whole thing off and told my brother that I’d finally witnessed a practical demonstration of ‘The Birds & The Bees’. And then, like it was the most casual thing in the world, she crawled on top of my brother, who was sitting in the pool trying to catch his breath, and went another round with him cowgirl style! RIGHT IN FRONT ME!!”

Delmira laughed while she rubbed shampoo in Twilight’s hair. “Sounds like you have quite an interesting family. At some point, I think I’d like to meet Princess Cadence. I’m sure we’d get along just fine.”

“It’s not funny. I was traumatized.” Twilight huffed.

Delmira grabbed a bath pouf and started scrubbing her legs. “Do all Equestrians wait to learn about ‘The Birds & The Bees’ until they’re practically teenagers? If so, it’s no wonder your entire culture is so damn uptight and repressive. Personally, I think Princess Cadence did you a favor that day. She wanted to show you that sex was just a natural extension of her relationship with your brother and there was no reason for anyone to be ashamed of it. Sure, her method may have been a bit unorthodox but it got the point across, didn’t it?”

“Huh. You know, that does sound like something Cadence would do. I guess I never really thought about it that way. No matter. What’s done is done. At least I never caught my parents having sex. That would’ve been so much worse. They’re—ah—really into roleplaying.”

Delmira snickered while she scrubbed Twilight’s back. “The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, eh? What was it you called me the other day when we were fucking out in the flower garden? Prince Forthsewynn? Never bothered to read any of those novels myself, but that sounds an awful lot like an elvish name.”

“How do you even know about that?!” Twilight squeaked.

“Hmm? Oh, well Ember’s quite an avid reader. She has a whole library full of foreign books back in Brimstone. I don’t think there’s any particular genre she favors, but she has mentioned a series featuring elves on a few occasions. AH HA! I get it now! It’s my pointy ears! They helped you live out your little elf-prince fantasy, didn’t they?”

Twilight’s entire face turned beet red. “I swear, if you tell anyone about it, I’ll—”

“Don’t you worry your pretty little head, Twilight Sparkle. Your secret is safe with me. Goddess’s honor. Although, I can’t help but wonder: how in the world is any male suitor going to live up to the standard I set? Those are going to be some pretty big shoes to fill. Erm—in the metaphorical sense, of course. I’ve never worn a pair my entire life.”

AH, SWEET CELESTIA! THAT’S IT, SPIKE! KEEP GOING! YOUR BIG, FAT COCK’S HITTING ME SO DEEP RIGHT NOW! I’M GONNA CUM SOON! UNNNNNNGGHH!

Twilight let out a heavy sigh as she stepped out of the shower to dry off. “You really weren’t kidding about Sunset being a screamer. Sheesh. I wouldn’t be surprised if I get a formal complaint and a citation from the city council for violating noise level ordinances.”

“To be fair, your brother really does have quite the robust cock. Not that penial thickness is always the sole contributing factor in determining the strength of a relationship, but it certainly helps. He’s also become quite talented at pleasuring his mates, if I do say so myself. No doubt due to all the practice we give him~”

Twilight chose to completely ignore Delmira’s lewd comment. “To answer your previous inquiry: I’ll cross that bridge when I get there. It’s not as though I have this ultra-unrealistic set of expectations when comes to a potential romantic partner. He just has to be fun, smart, and easy to talk to. Obviously, it doesn’t hurt if he’s physically attractive too. But you get the idea.”

“Naturally! I wish you the best of luck, princess. I’m certain that you’ll make whatever man you choose quite happy someday. Should you require any further advice from me, I’d be more than happy to offer it to you. Just use the fire spell I taught you and we can communicate via letter.”

Twilight wrapped Delmira in an affectionate hug. “Thanks, Delmira. I really appreciate everything that you’ve done for me. And I’ll be sure to include you in on the letters I send Spike every so often. Oh, and… you’re always welcome to stay here at the castle whenever you like.”

“It was my pleasure~ Now, I just have pry those two apart long enough to take a quick shower and go pick up Ember at the hospital. Let me know if you want any souvenirs from Zebrica!”