"-unicorn filly!"

"A UNICORN?!" both Cyclon and I yelled. I winced at the constant pain.

As she was set on my chest, I unrolled the cloth to see a tiny little face staring back at me with amber colored eyes. I was expecting her to start crying and whining at seeing me, as pretty much every child ever did. Instead, she stared at me and smiled, only to chuckle a bit. I was taken aback, especially with the pains in both my heart and mind. What was happening? Cyclon stepped right next to my bed and stared at the little unicorn.

"Ah? She looks just like you, except for the eyes. Hey, she has the same eyes as my brother."

"Is that a good thing or a bad thing?"

"I'd have to say it's a good thing."

"Well, what do we call her. Quickly, I feel myself passing out."

" Okay okay...um...why not what I proposed earlier?"

"What, Amber Jewel? Well...I guess it fits here. Would you like that?" I asked this little filly in a very stupid manner. She just giggled. I actually felt the need to hug her closely as I fell asleep.

"Okay, guard. It's time for you to leave. They must both be watched over by the hospital for today and tomorrow." the doctor said.

Cyclon was getting both mad and nervous. "I...tch...what? That isn't right! I have to stay here with them! That's still my child after all."

"Get him out of here."

A familiar bulky "nurse" waltzed right in, causing everyone to shiver.

"Okay, hun. Time to get out."

"But-"

"I said 'out'. You'll be able to see them two tomorrow. Now git." he kicked Cyclon out of the room and closed the door then turned back to the doctor. "So doc, how'd it go?"

"Bizarrely."

"What do you mean."

"This was the quickest birth I ever saw, and it was...shall we say, relatively painless, but seeing as she never had a child before." the doctor inhaled through the gaps of his teeth.

"Yeah. It really was 'painless'. Need me to grab the little foal."

"Sure. Go ahead."

"Alrighty then." Greta stretched a bit then rolled his arms through those of Silver to scoop up Amber. "Here we-OOMPf!"

Greta fell down on the floor with a loud thump. The baby wouldn't move from Silver's arms.

"What the?" the nurse tried using all his strength to pull the baby out of Silver's clutch, but nothing happenned. "HNNNNGH! What the hay? Could you two idiots help me out?" he yelled at the doctor and the other nurse.

Even with their combined strength, the baby wouldn't move from the cradling hold of its mother. The three were starting to get annoyed at this situation.

"Alright then doctor. Stand back. I'm mad!" Greta angrily announced.

A little thing about Greta. He's already pretty strong, but if something like anger gets in the way, his strength doubles and his muscles bulge. Using this strange trait, he put his arms between the mother and child, and finally began to separate the two. As his arms began to strain and the sleeping filly was separated from her mother, Amber began to cry, and Silver began to glow a bright, angry blue. The color lashed out at the stallion who was blown across the room and through two walls. The doctor and nurse looked at the fresh new holes and looked back at Silver. She was moving and hugging the little filly closer to her as said filly hugged her mother and adorned a happy smile. The still conscious two just stared in disbelief and confusion.

"What...what just happened?"

"I don't know, doctor. Perhaps the little unicorn had one of those magical outbursts?"

"No." he replied as he shook his head. "I've studied these things. That was too powerful to be a magical outburst. Either way, I think it only happens if we try to separate those two."

"Then let's leave them together. It'll be easier to watch over them this way."

The doctor shrugged. "Eh...I guess you're right. Fine then. Let's leave these two be. They both had a hard day's work."

The two left the room while some unicorns came in to fix the walls. Derry could feel something growing in him as this little filly hung onto him with a sentiment he never thought would ever be directing towards his person, no matter what gender or species he was. Whatever the case, he actually felt happy...now that the painful ordeal was gone.

The morning was bright and beautiful, something rare, as well, was the appearance of blue sparks floating everywhere. Everybody left their homes to try and feel whatever these things were. Obviously, they weren't insects of any sort, but they were fuzzy by the touch. Pinkie giggled everytime one would fizzle when it touched her. Twilight, on the other hoof, was not at all pleased by this sight.

"Spike, have you ever seen anything like this?"

"Of course not. I was going to ask YOU the exact same question." Spike put his arm out, only to feel several fizzles as the sparks touched him. "Ahahahaha! It tickles! I don't think it's bad, Twilight."

"I don't know. Well, it's all starting to dissipate anyways. Hmm. Silver should be leaving the hospital soon, I'll go get Fluttershy."

I woke up, tired and aching all over. Leaning to my side, I tiredly retracted my head as I saw the little Amber Jewel right next to me with a face full of tears.

"Huh? What's wrong? You hungry?"

She nodded nervously.

"Then hang onto my back...hmmm...she can't understand me yet. I'll just try and keep her cupped in one arm while I make way for the cafeteria."

I did just thought, but I felt horrible. No matter. I was going to press on and get her that milk. If I were to become a better parent than bitch and oil, I'd have to work hard. Inching ever closer to the doors to get towards the stairs was certainly a bad idea. I would have to take the elevators. I clicked on a button and layed down against a wall while staring at Amber who was looking at me with her big eyes. I was surprised that there were no doctors or nurses around here. Suddenly, I heard that familiar ping sound, and as I struggled to get back up, I noticed that the elevator was full of doctors and nurses. Before I realized what was happening, they grabbed me and took me back to bed without touching Amber.

"But, she needs her milk."

"Right here. It's worm 'n tasteh." said a very strange doctor. "Now stay here while we get you yer energazers. Yer'll be oot in a few secands."

This time, two nurses decided to stay in front of the door to keep me from leaving. I just stared at this bottle and twisted it around.

"Okay...so how do I...no...not like that...uhhh..."

You put it diagonally into its mouth you dumbass. Then you let it grab the end of the bottle and suck the milk out. I swear, if I wasn't here, you would be drinking from the toilets and using bathtubs as orchestra rehearsing stages.

"Fuck you, brain."

Surprisingly, these tips were actually quite useful. Amber immediately grabbed the bottle and began to drink. I was still surprised that she didn't soil her diaper yet. I guess she's a tough one.

"Hohohaha."

I looked around after hearing that laughter. "Who's there?"

"Traveling across dimensions is fun and give great results and funny things to watch."

"Who is it? Show yourself! I won't let you take Amber.She's the only true bit of joy I've ever felt in my life."

"If that is the case, then accept this present."

A strange pink and blue pacifier fell onto the bed from nowhere. I was about to hit it, but something told me that it would help Amber to calm down more then other pacifiers. After she was done drinking, I gave it to her. She started to suck on it like it was made from candy. She even seemed to like it too.

"Glad she likes it. Have a nice life."

After that...nothing. Nothing was spoken again. There was really nothing left. Whatever that thing was, it was gone. Either way, it helped me with my little jewel (Oh god, what am I thinking now?!) and that's alright with me. Cyclon burst through the doors to give me a hug. I answered with a punch in his face. He seemed to have gotten used to it, as he still managed to hug me and Amber anyways.

"Okay. You can let go now."

"S-sorry. How is she?"

"She's doing fine."

"Where'd she get that pacifier?"

"A doctor gave it to us. She really likes it."

"Really? So, can they leave now?" Cyclon asked that weird doctor from earlier.

"Iyes. They cana go home. I vould advize you to watch your bloed pressur in the futr. Also, get ready for the woerst nights of yer lifes."

"Riiight. Can you stand without help?"

"N-not really."

"Okay, hold on. I'll grab Amber and you try and stand up."

I passed Cyclon the little filly, who didn't even make a sound. She seemed to recognize him right away. I felt disgusted by that. Either way, I managed to stand up and, with the help of Cyclon, I managed to get out of the hospital. I'm pretty sure Fluttershy and Twilight were waiting for us. Egh. I hope I'll be able to get some good sleep after this.