It was a new day. Falling back asleep was more difficult than I thought, but my tears lulled me back to dreamland, where nothing bad happened again. My grandfather, if that was really him, knew full well what was happening and was watching over me. I wonder...did he manage to influence divinity to throw this curse upon me, or is it really all Silver's fault? Whatever the case, Cyclon had left early and came back with Twilight in the living room. She had a book about the...pregnancy and how one should live with that. She had a fuckton amount of books from pregnancy to raising a child. I could hear them mumbling about how this happened and how we don't know(Well, he doesn't know. Fucking Silver) either.
Carefully, I hopped out of the bed to ensure that they didn't hear me wake up. With worry and the same effect on my face as yesterday evening, I carefully slid the door open to see those two talking things out about the current situation and how we were going to cope.

"Ah? Hey Silver." Twilight shouted.

"Damn. You heard me?"

"Of course. Come take a seat next to me."

I hesitated at first. This was a terrible feeling, one that I would never become accustomed to. The barfing was already enough. I'm just hoping that the hormonal imbalance won't happen.

"You okay?" she asked me.

I was staring at the floor. I had my mouth stretched upwards in a type of "I'm crying and thinking" manner.

"I will be, eventually. I just don't like the idea of having this little thing stretching my belly and growing inside of me."

"It'll be okay. Everything will be fine. Hey, calm down. Everypony you know will help you through this. Cyclon is going to stay with you for the entire time, and Fluttershy knows how to be gentle, so you could learn a thing or two from her."

"Yeah, well, I don't mean to insult, but I think you are the last person to know about this sort of thing."

"That's true. Reading books does't give life experience. Hmmmm."

"How about asking the Cakes? They already have two children. Perhaps they could give us some insight on what to do and how to do it." Cyclon proposed.

"Hmm...Yeah. They could help. That's good thinking. What about you, Silver? Do you agree?"

"Well...I never thought I'd ever have a child, so all help would be useful. I still can't cope with this." I clutched myself and began to shake. It was freezing suddenly.

"Are you okay Silver?" Cyclon was actually worried about me. That was...new.

"It's the hormonal imbalance that's starting. A bit early too. Don't worry though, most of the time, when the imbalance is early, the growth should be quite steady and the baby will come out healthy and very strong."

"That's good to know." I rolled my eyes.

"Well, I'll go get the Cakes. Be right back."

Twilight, with a smile, walked towards the door and left the house. I sighed and stared at the floor a bit more. No matter how many times I said it or thought it, this was just too much. First a mare, then some weird worm thing tries to corrupt my mind, then that dumbass over there tries to hit on me (Which he succeeded in doing, even if it wasn't his goal), and now pregnant?! I fear what Silver might do next.

It's best not to spew ideas like that. Some people might take them and use them. Hmhmhahaha.

"Hey, Silver."

"Hm?" I lift my head up to see that Cyclon had a hoof on mine. This was quite awkward.

"You told me that you had no more family, right?"

"Y-yes."

"I still have mine, and the baby will have us. Just think about it. You never really managed to live with your own parents, and they certainly never managed to live properly with you."

"What's your point?"

"You can be a better parent than anypony will ever be! You can actually give your...our child what you never got."

My eyes widened and my ears perked up at what he said. He was right. My parents were shit holes with a fashion taste bad enough to kill off any fashion designer who looked at them. They were both assholes who never loved me or paid attention to me, so I got hurt badly every day in the process. The maids and butlers may have been there, but they didn't care about me either. The only one good enough for that was my grandfather, whom I've spoken of quite alot. To be honest, I think he's the one that could be considered my real dad, although I didn't spend enough time with him. Not enough time with him...
I stomped my hooves firmly on the ground and stood up straight in a glorious manner, as if emerging victorious from a hard-fought battle.

"You're right. You're definately right. I'll be the best mother anyone has ever seen! Noone will beat me on that regard."

"Yes. And I'll be the best father there is out there. I'll even teach the kid a few moves so he can defend himself."

"Nonono. No need for that. I know quite well what happens when you teach a kid martial arts."

"Eheheh...I was just testing you." Cyclon chuckled nervously while looking left to right.

"Yes. I'm sure you were."

To be honest, that was the best epiphany I ever had...kind of the only one to be truthful. We both waited patiently for the two Cakes to come here, hoping that Twilight could convince them. Oh, were they ever convinced. Five seconds after our next conversation, the door slammed open and Mrs Cake body slammed me, while Mr Cake shook Cyclon like crazy.

"W-w-what's wr-wrong with y-you?" Cyclon stuttered.

"You're going to become a father!" Mr Cake shouted. He was actually smiling. "We'll have quite alot to talk about you and I. Being a father is very hard work."

"And being a mother is even harder." Mrs Cake followed.

"Oh pfpth. It's just as hard."

"Yes. You definately had to carry twins in your stomach for eleven months then had to go through the ordeal of-"

"WEDON'TNEEDTOKNOW!" Twilight, Cyclon, and I shouted.

"You're going to have to go through it anyways, Silver. Trust me. You'll be getting cravings, you'll have trouble moving."

"You're going to get all angry at times. You'll become sad for no reason. You'll break the bed the second you get on it." Mr Cake mocked.

"You'll get annoyed by an obnoxious husband. You'll be told that the very ground shakes beneath your 'grandeur'..."

Cyclon and I were both laughing our hearts out, causing embarassment to the Cakes.

"Ahem, but seriously, you won't have much pleasure during the pregnancy. Trust me dear, I know what I'm saying. You have trouble lying down everywhere, you'll get those random feelings coming from nowhere. The only thing helping me through was knowing that I was going to deliver a new life to the world."

"Yeah. They became two lives. As much as I hate to say it, if Pinkie Pie wasn't there, we'd be having alot of trouble shuffling between work and the kids."

"Perhaps she could help you learn how to play with the babies too." Mrs Cake followed.

"I...where's Twilight?" I asked.

We looked around and noticed that she had left discreetly.

"I don't know, Silver. Wait...she didn't?" Cyclon looked shocked.

"She did. I'll strangle her."

"They were going to figure out one way or another. I don't think a mare whose belly inflates horrendously would be unnoticeable."

"Yeah. I mean, if you saw HER during pregnancy. Oof! It was like getting crushed by a hydra when she rolled over in the bed."

"That's enough, sweetie."

"I still have trouble breathing to this day."

"Shut up."

Cyclon and I were both laughing very well, until I saw him starting to get ideas.

"Make any comments and I'll tear out your stomach and shove your ripped legs into the hole." Cyclon paled as I said this.

"SILVER!" yelled a familiar, extremely annoying voice that I recognized from so long ago. "I heard that you are going to become a mother. I hope that the father is elegant enough to take on his responsibilities. You know how most stallions are." she snuffed.

"I think I have an idea."

"So, who's the dad?" Applejack asked.

"I'm right here." Cyclon spoke almost quietly and began to shrink in the couch.

"Then ya better take yer responsabilities or ah'll hog-tie ya 'n throw ya into the Everfree forest."

"No need for that. I can feel that he is taking his responsabilities quite seriously. Isn't that right little boobyboo?" Fluttershy said as she make a weird face while poking my stomach.

I looked at the others with a "Dafuq?" face. They shrugged in response. In response to the weird faces she was doing and her weird speakings, I swiped her hoof away angrily.

"Stop that."

"Eheheh. Sorry." she blushed horrendously. "I'm just eager to see what the little pony'll look like."

"Yeah. I bet it'll be a colt pegasus. I'll teach him super-cool moves and he'll be my apprentice. Of course, he'll have to learn from Scootaloo first."

"Or maybe a strong earth pony? Ah could get it ta work at the farm an it'll grow to become a very strong pony."

"If it's a unicorn, I could, maybe, teach it to control it's magic and perform powerful spells later on."

"And I could make it clothing. I don't know if it's a colt or a filly yet, so I'll have to wait."

"I see. Well, thanks alot for your help. I'm...not used to it. Cyclon and I have some things to do, so if you could get out right now..."

"Oh! Sorry. I didn't mean to bother you. Just take care."

"I will Fluttershy." I sighed in exhasperation.

They finally left. All that was left was me, Cyclon, and the Cakes.

"You alright, dear?" Mrs Cake asked me.

"I feel that this will be the longest eleven months of my entire life."