As I intended to do, once I realized I messed up terribly with the time skip (I didn't pay attention to the damage it did) here are some little bonus scenes showing what happened during the pregnancy.

It has been four months since I became pregnant. My back hurts, my belly is nearly touching the floor so much I feel like Garfield the cat, and both Rarity and Fluttershy have been pissing me off with "how to take care of a baby". I keep going to pee every five minutes, I get mood swings (damn you hormones!), and I punch Cyclon a bit more...I guess that's a plus side. Heheheh. Whilst like this, I can't get up or do much. I miss having T.V. . Cyclon and, surprisingly, Pinkie Pie, have been feeding me with well balanced foods with barely any sugar in them. Usually, I'd get annoyed by these actions, but I guess I'll let them slide, just this once.

Right now, it was the night, and I needed to, once again, empty the canal for new shipments to arrive. It was really pitch black. This was normal, seeing as Luna's moon was covered up by storm clouds. Every step I took was met with unreasonable fear. I whispered to myself:

"C'mon, Derry! You're an adult! How can you be so scared of the dark?"

Hey Derry, remember that scary movie you watched when you were little about a monster coming out of the shadows and-

"Fuck you, brain!"

Ha!

That put aside, I finally reached the bathroom, and relieved myself of the need to do whatever I needed. I did, however, notice something in the mirror. As I crept closer, I saw two golden clock faces with hands spinning on them. I don't know if this was a dream or not, but it was very bizarre. The clocks dissolved to show me laughing while holding Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash in my arms. Both of them seemed to be holding mugs full of cider. Further away, Twilight and Rarity were dancing...as horribly as possible with Spike staring at Rarity with his big eyes. There were many things going on, such as Applejack and Fluttershy actually competing on how fast one of them could tame a wild bull. Not sure how that works in this world.

The place looked like a festival, with several things around serving as decorations and some such, and there were also many ponies from around the town. There was one thing that struck me as odd, though. There was a purple pony with a forward-swept mohawk, lying on its back while holding a mug full of a weird, bubbly red liquid. I got scared when I saw it raise its mug towards me. Quickly, the images all swirled and turned into two beautiful, amber colored eyes.

"Mom?" it asked.

I fe lt my heart skip a beat, and as I held my chest and closed my eyes, I looked up to see that there wasn't anything left.

"Silver, what are you doing up so late? Princess Celestia is coming tomorrow. You need to sleep." Cyclon tiredly said.

I took one last glance back at the mirror. Nothing but our reflection. I sighed and frowned.

"Fine. Just, hngh, let me try and, hngh, move."

Cyclon looked at me, annoyed, then mockingly.

"Well, I should help you, but I think that by the time you reach the bed, it'll be the time the princess comes."

"Harhar. I'm laughing."

Well, that, and you'll look like an overweight Japanese sumo. Who thought that even possible?

"If only I could strangle my own brain."

If only you had fingers that could go through all that fat. Hmm.

I'm going to fucking kill you.

After that dilemma, I finally managed to fall back asleep, and the next day, I was lying down on the couch. It was amazing how much a woman had to deal with when she was pregnant. Cyclon was stroking my mane while I rested my head on the couch arm, until knocking came. Once Cyclon opened the door, I got to see both Celestia and Bullseye, with Motel hiding behind and smiling suspiciously.

"G-G-General Bullseye?"

"So THIS is why you took off. Got to score, eh? Although, it seems that you backfired a bit." he said while rubbing his chin. Both Cyclon and I got made, while Motel, facehoofed.

"How about you two talk outside while I have a little chat with Silver here?" Celestia proposed, although her look showed enforcement rather than choice.

"Yes, m'am! C'mon, captain, let's talk outside."

"But I-"

"NOW!" Cyclon scuttled away quickly, while Bullseye's serious look gave way for laughing, followed by a very loud and violent slam.

Celestia moaned, but sat right across from me. I was quite drowzy, and could barely pay attention to anything. There was a long moment of silence, but the bi-I mean "princess", finally broke it.

"So, tell me, Derry."

"Hm?"

"How is it to be a mare?"

"Tiring."

"Mhmm. Had fun? Did you take advantage of your situation to get what you wanted?"

"That'd be more like my father. What a dumbass he was."

"Right. This is quite disturbing to see that you are pregnant, especially as we both know what gender you were-"

"Dadadah! Shut up. I don't need to be reminded." I yelled with hooves to my ears. Celestia looked mad.

"Well, you should! I left you here so that you could get better at life in Equestria, not so that you could prance around taking advantage of the female form." she snapped at me.

"Oh oh?! So I...wait a minute." my frown turned into a smirk. "Oh. I see. You're jealous." I pointed towards her.

"Wh-what? Jealous of what?"

"That I get more attention than you."

"What do you mean?"

"Let's see, I'm a female right now, with the mind of a male. Many males find a masculine female attractive, although it can't be exaggerated. I've been one for about a year and a few months, and I already found myself a 'boyfriend' as well as actually doing...that..." I shuddered. "We've also already established your virginity, as well as your age. You are a thousand-year old virgin. Congratulations."

I smiled at her, while she started to turn into a brand new shade of red, not yet catalogued.

"You can brandish your steel all you want. I'm making a new family, and there's nothing you can do about it, unless you want everybody to take you for a monster."

She pointed towards me, and tried to speak, but nothing came out. Cyclon came back in looking...there's a word I don't want to pronounce. He was shiny, and I don't know what Motel and Bulsseye did to him, but his eyes were spinning and he was tipsy.

"Let's go." Celestia stormed out.

"What did you do to her?" Cyclon asked.

"Heheh. Nothing." Cyclon fell down with a loud thump. "You okay?"

"Eventually."

"Oh. Okay."

Well, that was an interesting day for m-

"OVERWEIGHT SUMOTORI! SHE-A FELL DOWN! RUN AWAY! THE EALTHQUAKES ALE SHAKING DA COUNTLY OF JAPAN!

"GODDAMNIT!"