Conventions. No greater place of nerd culture and geeks gathering exists on earth. It's a wonderful place where my brother and I can enjoy the sights and costumed superfans.

My name is Tina. I'm twenty three, and I live with, and hang out with my twin brother Tony. We have a… love hate relationship. When we argue, the neighbors call the cops for disrupting the peace, when we get along, nobody is safe, when we both have an eye on a guy or girl we wanna hit, rules are whoever saw them first gets first dibs. It's a simple relationship. Though taxing when he spends all his time eyeing the girls dressed as Poison Ivy and all the guys dressed as Kratos. I mean, yeah, hot, but still, have some restraint…

"I saw you sneak that pic." Tony said as he caught me right as I pushed the button on my phone.

“You didn’t see anything.” I told him.

"That's why I wear a Go Pro." He said, tapping the small chest mounted camera. "Got a five hundred GB card in there. I'll send ya the good stuff after editing."

“Thanks bro.” I smiled. “Can always count on you to get the goods.”

"Yup. Be it porn, pot or a good one night stand." He laughed.

My brother and I, despite first impressions of being horny nerds, are actually quite intelligent. I can understand any mathematical and chemical formula I study and am quite adept at engineering and building computers.

Tony is a master of the visual and literary arts. Can paint a well made counterfeit pecaso and all those fancy ones, and can code as good as a Ventral.

So what do we use these talents of ours you may ask. Well, I work as a Hotel Maid and Tony works at a Best Buy.

Yeah, despite our skills the lower class american family can't pay for or care about gifted children. Didn't help that we caused a lot of problems. Pranks, corrected the teachers when they were wrong, hacked the schools servers and filled the principal's PC with hentai. Heh, took them a month to clean it all out.

All I know is that the both of us were, to be frank, unusually gifted in a lot of ways, but life has made sure we had proper downsides to balance it out. “So, where do you want to go first? Any of the booths or continue filming the good cosplayers?”

"Hmm… well, we can film more later. I wanna see if they have some retro games for sale here."

“And watch as they're still well over two hundred dollars...looking at you Gameboy Shantae…” I grumbled.

The booths were all the typical convention stuff. Shirts, toys, DVD's. Large glass statue of Zinogre from Monster Hunter… wait what- Holy Crap that looks amazing!

The detail was so… spot on. It was glass but it looked as if every hair and scale was real. "You seeing that too." Tony asked.

“I’m seeing it...and I’m loving it.” I said in awe. “Where did they get such an amazing thunder pupper statue?”

"From the level of detail and the paint, it's all hand made." Tony said. "Probably took at least eight months of work. Not even I can work that well with glass."

We walked up to the booth. The seller was a man dressed in a grey suit with a black tie and a sad faced drama mask across his face. "Greetings, greetings, what brings you two fellows to my stall today?"

“The amazing Zinogre statue.” I answered readily.

"Ah, a fine eye for detail. This handmade beauty was a passion project a friend of mine was working on. It can be yours today." The seller said.

"Well what's it cost?" Tony asked.

"Entertainment."

“That depends on what kind of ‘entertainment’ you’re looking for.” I said honestly.

"Hehehe. Well you two it's like this, my associates and I are more often than not bored out of our minds, and there is no better entertainment than in betting and the drama that is human life."

"What are you guys, rich billionaires?" Tony asked.

"Close enough." He said simply.

“Right~...” I said, already getting a bad vibe from this guy.

"Now this, this lovely little bobble can be yours free, you just need to do one thing for me to keep it." He said, taking a step to the side. "See down that way?" He motioned to another person, dressed like this guy, but his suit had a gold tie and he wore the smiling mask. "That's my brother. He's already got his cast." Nearby the other guy was a Guy dressed in Monster Hunter cosplay, holding a longsword in his hands talking to him. "Take this." The man said, handing us the statue of Zinogre. "And fight them. Just a single punch."

“Uh...are you sure?” I asked nervously. “Cause...randomly getting into a fist fight doesn’t really seem good...you sure I can’t just suck your dick or something?”

"Ha! No. My child, trust me. Just one punch on that fellow, and it will change your lives forever. So, what do you say?" He asked, holding out a hand to us.

Tony and I gave each other a look. Last time someone offered us a deal handshake we ended up with two hundred cats rescued from animal testing labs. Had no idea that three way with those two hippies would end that way.

“Get a cool statue of a Zinogre by punching a dude...or not because he’s clearly the evil twin?” I pointed out.

"So which of us is the evil twin in this?" Tony asked.

“Him.” I pointed at the shopkeep. “Cause seriously...we haven’t really been violent with others…” I said nervously.

"I'm gonna stop you right there because you forgot about… literally every new year… christmas, basically anything that involves a family reunion…" He started, shaking the masked guy's hand then yanking my arm and forcing a handshake. "Basically, we've done way worse…"

“I’m pretty sure we’re gonna regret this…” I said nervously, not liking how we’re shaking the hand of the ‘sad face’ twin.

I held the statue as we walked over to the cosplayer. "So, head, gut, or back?" Tony asked as he was cracking his knuckles.

I sighed out, before taking a deep breath and rolling my shoulders. “Gut.”

"Sweet." Tony said. We got up to them and… hold the fuck up. That's a chick! Wait… oh no…

"Oh you bitches…" Groaned the busty, black haired blue eyes… sexy… no, no! Bad! Bad Tina! Her name is Sandra. She's been Tony and I's… Nemesis. We've always hated her and she's always hated us.

“Okay...now I feel a whole lot less bad about punching you for a cool ass statue.” I said honestly.

"You two can't punch for shit. Seriously, Mable and Dipper in looks, but wussy Dippers physically." She huffed.

“That’s crap and you know it.” I frowned. “When was the last time we fought? Was it the time when you cried like a bitch when I kicked your ass?"

"Pretty sure it was when I left you naked in the college beta house. Heard you still fucked them, quite the whore ain't ya?"

“At least I get some.” I said nonchalantly, having come to terms with my outrageous libido at nineteen. “And what about you? Still waiting for prince charming that’s...still not happened yet?”

"At least I ain't riddled in Stds."

“And neither are we.” I said. “I’m pretty sure you’ve thrown that insult at least three other times where we had clean bills of health.” I frowned. “Even if we’re horny as hell, safe sex is a top priority.”

"Really? Your Pornhub videos show otherwise."

“Do you legitimately get dumber every time we meet?” I asked. “So anyways, hi mister masked man...did we do a bad by shaking your brother’s hand over there?” I asked to the smiling masked man.

"Making deals is just what he does." The smiling mask. "He makes deals, I grant wishes. It's as simple as that."

"... So you two dealt with a masked weirdo too then?" Sandra asked.

“We had to deal with his brother.” I pointed a thumb back at the guy’s stall. “He said to do a thing and we get a really cool Zinogre statue.”

"Huh. This guy said to make a wish and have it come true- ouch!" She yelped, Tony kicking her leg.

"Did my part." Tony said.

“Fair.” I said as I moved over and bitchslapped her. “Originally I didn’t want to just hurt someone random...but for you, I can make an exception for a sweet statue.”

Sandra growled. "You know what, fuck the both of you. God, wish I could fight you two bitches like that damn wolf from the game…"

---

Ugh… fuck… I haven't been this hungover since college...

“Damn it…” I groaned. “The fuck happened…?” I grumbled, trying to get up and see where I was.

Standing felt… weird. Why can't I stand up on two legs… ugh, my hands feel… off. What's… all that smell? Grass, moss, squirrel… squirrel! How the hell do I know what a squirrel smells like?

“Okay...what is going on?” I grumbled, opening my eyes more to the dangerous light that’s hurting my eyes. “Go away sun...no one likes you…” I grumbled, trying to raise my hand over my eyes to keep the blinding light out in some way.

As my eyes adjusted to the light I saw… what, what is that, something… fuzzy on my face?

“What?” I muttered, trying to put a hand on my face...only to see a massive scaly paw enter my vision. “Uh…”

As the last of the hazy left my vision I saw… trees, lots of… is this a forest- Holy fuck a sleeping Zinogre!

Wait… I tried looking myself over- Holy shit am I a Zinogre?!

“Uh...okay...so I’m a real life thunder pupper...uh…” I tried to get on my feet. “Uh...oh god...wait, Tony!?” I called out in a panic, not knowing where my twin brother was and scared something bad happened to him.

"Eh, it's Tuesday, you do morning chores today." The other Zinogre said. Yup. Tony.

“Don’t you even start with that.” I frowned as I moved carefully to Tony, trying not to trip over myself in this massive ass body.

As I was trying to shake him awake- oh god again! Damn it Tony put that shit back in… wherever a dog penis goes!

“God damn it Tony, I don’t need to see your stiffy again!” I groaned and putting a paw over my eyes. “Now wake up.”

"Huh? What the- Ah!" He yelped, seeing me. "Real life Zinogre!"

“Look at yourself first.” I huffed. “You’re also a Zinogre Tony.”

He looked himself over, then looked between his legs. "Woah! So, not all bad then."

I rolled my eyes. “So anyways, we’re both Zinogre and we have no idea where the fuck we are...and your first thought is to see if you still had a dick?”

"Just making sure. From here I can see you still have a vagina… and like six extra tits."

“Six extra!?” I looked between my legs to see if that was true and...yes, yes it was. I have eight nipples… damn...

"Our sex organs aside… where the fuck are we and why can I smell ponies? How do I even know what ponies smell like?"

“I smelled squirrels before and I have no idea why we smell ponies.” I said nervously. “All I know is that this is really fucking weird.”

"No kidding. How did we even… creepy mask twins?"

“The smiling mask guy said he makes wishes...and that bitch said she wished to hunt us like monsters…” I frowned. “So...yeah, it’s Creepy mask twins fault.”

"So, if we're Zinogre… fuck… then Sandra has got to be a Monster Hunter…"

“And if she is, then we’re probably going to be seen as monsters by the locals if we’re not careful or fast enough.” I pointed out worriedly.

"And how do we do that given… we are monsters?"

“Well...we’ve been talking normally right?” I asked. “This isn’t some ‘monster speak’ we’re doing right?”

"Fuck if I know. This is… not gonna be fun is it?"

“All depends on how things go.” I said. “Now...I don’t smell any humans so Sophia isn’t here...but the ponies might lead somewhere if it’s a farm.”

"True… I think I smell… apples? Yeah, apples… cows, pigs, corn, carrots, there's got to be a farm nearby."

“So off to find the farm.” I nodded. “Hopefully whoever’s there won’t panic at our...forms...”

"Right, so let's- ouch!" Tony yelped as he tripped over himself, crashing into and breaking a nearby tree. It was here I realized how… large we are. We about reach these tree tops.

“Uh...yeah, we’re pretty big still.” I said nervously. “Nothing like having to relearn how to walk…”

"This is gonna suck…"

---

So after about… five hours of walking practice Tony and I managed a good pace for this form and found ourselves in a really nice apple orchard. All these trees smelled old but very healthy and the apples smelled amazing. We came across a farm house and saw… is that a pony wearing a hat?

“Why is a pony wearing a cowboy hat?” I whispered to Tony.

"Ten bucks say we're in another world with intelligent animals." Tony stated.

“That’s not the weirdest thing that would happen at the moment considering what we are.” I said honestly.

"So… what do we do now? We approach her and she might freak out. Scratch that, she definitely will. Maybe we just… sit somewhere and… wait?"

“I have no idea…” I sighed out. “I doubt just calling to the pony would work either…” I sighed out, not knowing how to introduce ourselves given we were about as tall as all of these really big apple trees.

“Well, let’s just sit and wait. We don’t want to scare them and honestly if we just wait around it will show we aren’t hostile.”

“Let’s hope that’s the case.” I said honestly. “So...how long do you think it’ll take before they notice?”

“Can’t be long. We’re fucking massive.” Tony said, looking back over at the pony. “Uh… Hey sis… is it just me, or is that pony walking on two legs… and has… quite the rack on their chest?”

I raised an eyebrow, looking back over at the orange hat wearing pony and… holy fuck she’s a ten! Amazing long legs, large hips, firm ass, large C cup chest and… wow… my furry porn wet dreams are real!

“Holy crap…” I blinked in shock. “She’s...hot...and fit as hell look at those abs…” I muttered, seeing the farmpony was also buff as hell.

“Sis...your drooling.” Tony pointed out.

“No I’m not.” I lied horribly as I rubbed the drool from my new muzzle.

“Well, in any case they’re all… anthro, so, at least things here aren’t too different. Well, hopefully.”

And so, Tony and I sat. We eyed the lovely filly from afar and after a solid… two hours later she finally spotted us. To say she freaked would be an understatement, but thankfully she, another… red beefcake male one came out… wow the shoulders on him… and the two walked up to us slowly. “Now, ah’ don’t know what ya’ll are but you best get along now. I’d rather not have to get Fluttershy.” The sexy mare said.

“Oh good they talk english.” Tony said.

“What in, y'all can talk?!” The hat wearing mare said in surprise.

“Yes we can.” I nodded. “We’re not here to hurt you, we’re just wondering where we are and the only locals around were you and your farm.”

“Huh. Well, this here is ma’ family farm, Sweet Apple Acres. The town nearby is Ponyville. So… y’all got names?”

“I’m Tony.” Tony said.

“And I’m Tina.” I nodded. “And who are you both if I may ask?”

“A’hm Applejack.” The mare said. “And this here is m’a brother Big Mac.”

“Eyup.” The red beefcake said.

“Neat… so, long story short, we arrived here with no idea how we got here and odds are some psycho lady might be hunting us down.” Tony said.

“Say what now?” Applejack asked.

“It has something to do with two weird masked magical people.” I sighed out. “They turned us into this somehow and the other person might be wanting to hunt us down because she’s a bitch.”

“Uh huh… Well, if it’s magic that don this ta’ ya then maybe magic can fix it? I’mma gonna go get a friend of mine who might be able ta’ fix you… or somethin at least.”

“And is she as drop dead gorgeous as the both of you?” I blurted out, feeling my face turn beat red. “Uh...I’m sorry…” I said nervously.

Applejack turned a shade of red, and despite being red already I saw her brother blush too. “Uh, heh, well you can judge that for yourselves.” Applejack said, taking an awkward leave.

“Heh, pardon my sister, she lacks the proper social graces without some booze in her.” Tony said, blowing Big Mac a kiss. Somehow the stallion got even redder, and slowly walked back to the barn with a face I’ve seen Tony put on a lot of men’s faces… the face of questioning their sexuality. “If we can at least get humanoid looking like them, I’m gonna rutt him.”

“Or he rutts you.” I said, putting a paw on my face again as I took a deep breath. “God, that was so embarrassing…” I groaned.

“Seriously, how is it that a beer or a shot of something harder can give you my swave skills with the lovely sexes, but without you are super dorkey?”

“I don’t know, maybe because people like adorkable ladies?” I countered with a huff. “And you know it’s true.”

“Eh, fair enough. That is how you nailed Stacey Kinders.”

Oh… that lady was so, so, so fine and a wild animal in the sheets. I sighed. Shame she moved to New York… Then again I am subscribed to Victoria’s Secret cause she’s one of the models.

“So anyways...we just wait here for Applejack to get back with whoever she has in mind?”

“Sounds about right…”

Fifteen minutes later, Applejack and her friend came. Her friend was very purple. Sporting a horn on her forehead and large lovely wings on her back and… wow. She was not like Applejack, more slim with smaller hips and small C cups just above a B. Still, she was that special level of adorable sexy you love to see in real life but only ever see in japanese anime. “Hello there, my name is Twilight Sparkle, you two must be Tina and Tony?” She asked.

“Woof.” Tony ‘barked’.

“Oh, uh, didn’t you say they talk?” Twilight asked Applejack.

“They do, they’re just… uh… active.” Applejack said with a blush.

“We’ve come to terms with the fact we’re really horny half the time.” I said sheepishly. “But hi, my name is Tina, and this is Tony.”

“A pleasure.” Tony said.

“Heh, well, thank you for the… bark, but so Applejack tells me you two are here by unknown magics, these forms might not be your originals, and you are possibly being hunted?”

“So...there were two weird masked men, one who makes deals and the other who makes wishes...a bitch the two of us are in a mutual hate relationship wished to hunt us down like the monsters we look like right now.” I explained carefully. “Believe me...I have no idea how or why...all we know is that so far, besides having to relearn how to move in these huge bodies...we have been seeing a lot of ‘pleasant sights’ so far.”

“Huh. Well, I can run a few simple tests… It will only take a few moments.” She said, her horn lighting up and a purple aura covering it and her hand as she waved it around over us. It was about ten minutes or so before she stopped. “Alright then, so far I can tell you both for certain is that there is a unique magic within you both, clearly elemental but there are also other magical matrixes I can’t quite identify.”

“The elemental is probably our Lightning affinity considering what we are.” I said honestly. “But after that...I have no idea where to start on what magic is…”

“Hmm… I can try and force activate one of them, it might hurt though so just let me know if anything feels off.” Twilight said, her horn lighting up as soon that purple aura floated over us. Huh, so far so-

Poof!

“Fuck that felt… weird…” Tony groaned. “Hey wait, hands! Sorta. Still a win!”

I looked at my own… yeah, hands. We were now… anthro looking Zinogre it seems. Not all that- Oh my fucking god I have eight boobs all along my torso! And they’re massive!

“Holy!” Applejack said, covering her eyes.

“Oh wow! That’s… unexpected, but, also… huh… I’m guessing you’ll need clothes then…” Twilight said, averting her eyes while I felt along my new form. Our legs were still wolf… like, tail, faces but we were now smaller, just a foot or so taller than Twilight and Applejack and yeah some clothes would be nice… now where in the hell am I going to find a bra that can fit these!?

“Does anyone know a good seamstress?” I asked sheepishly. “Also uh...if your wondering why we look like wolves but are scaled like dragons...well the Ziogre species are called ‘Fanged Wyverns’ where they originally come from.”

“So… like dragons but crossbred with wolves?” Twilight asked.

“I’ll go fetch Rarity.” Applejack said, taking her leave.

“Well...kind of I suppose.” I said honestly. “And thank you Applejack.” I called out to the leaving farm mare.

“So then, it seems magic triggered this… transformation to these anthropomorphic forms… I can actually whip up some enchanted bracelets or necklaces that can trigger the magic again, most likely reverting you both back to those feral forms and back and forth as needed.”

“That would be great.” I nodded. “But...then you’d also have to enchant our clothes so they wouldn’t get destroyed due to the transformation right?”

“Hmm… Well, it shouldn’t be too hard if Starlight and I work on them. Between the two of us it should be a piece of cake.”

“Great.” I nodded with a smile. “But...this is certainly going to be different now having eight of these.” I muttered, softly feeling my six new breasts to get a feel for how big they were.

Ho-Holy shit those are sensitive- Is that milk?! How can I be lactating? I am not pregnant!

“Uh...how am I lactating?” I was legitimately shocked at this. “I’m not pregnant...so that should be impossible right?”

"Hm… well, I know plenty of mares who lactate all the time and don't have foals, are with foals and heck even I lactate a bit when heat season rolls around. It's kinda not that unusual here. It's unusual for you?"

“Me and my brother here are a completely different race then what we are now, and our race only produce breast milk when we’re pregnant.” I said nervously.

"Well, the females do. While males can it takes hormones our bodies don't produce." Tony stated.

"Hmm, and you said your race now is called a Zinogre, correct? Well what do you know about this race?" Twilight asked.

“Enough to know at least some basic biology and how they fight.” I said honestly. “Like how they have a natural affinity for electricity, and can collect Thunderbugs, which are effectively firefly’s but with electricity, and can attain a super form based on it.” I said honestly. “But about their habits normally, biology and other things? No clue.”

"Hmm. If you two don't mind, I'd like to study you both. Well, you are a whole new species in Equestria and frankly, of you are being possibly hunted then my castle should be safe for you both, and it can fit you two both in this and feral forms."

“We only do experimenting after the first date.” I joked.

"Er, well nothing like that… though if something like that ever does come up I will, with consent, ask to study how your race interacts while mating."

"So, you wanna watch us bone and get boned? Fair enough." Tony said.

“And trust us, we have years of experience.” I said with a sultry grin.

"Eeep…" Twilight said, blushing quite a deep shade of red. Tony and I promptly shared a fist bump- holy hell it's the exact same size in this from with bigger balls!

We waited Awkwardly for Rarity… drool… drool…

She was… amazing. Dummy thick in hips and breasts, tall enough that her thickness made her look bimbo hot and not at all chubby and… so, so bouncy…

"Woof…" Tony and I said in unison as the hot thicc double D mare took our measurements.

"Oh dear, I definitely should have brought more fabric." She said.

"On it!" Applejack said, running off.

“Uh...hi…” I said dumbly to the sexy mare.

"You sure are… comfortable around us… being naked?" Tony asked.

"Well, it's not the first time I've taken measurements for clients while they are all natural. In fact I find it gives more accurate measurements. Though I am going to have to wrap my head around how to build a bra for you Tina. Never had to make one that is fit for a female with… multiple breasts." Rarity said.

“Yeah...I didn’t think I’d have eight…” I said sheepishly.

"Definitely a challenge but one I am up for." It was a few hours before we had something to at least cover up with. Still no bra and no undies, but I've gone without those before and I was in a miniskirt and crop top… several dozen times. Okay so it might be a kink, don't judge.

Twilight's castle was indeed huge and Tony and I were given our own rooms. Finally! Though he is right next door I at least have privacy. Privacy for everything, anything and anyone I wanna do! Hmm… "So, adjusting well?" Twilight asked as she came in. "If the bed is too small I know somepony in town who can help make a custom sized one."

“Considering what we might be doing on those beds…” I looked over my bed again, thinking about if I’ll need a bigger one.

"Heh… well, my student Starlight is questioning your brother at the moment and I'd like to question you about a few-"

Thud!

Thud!

Thud!

"The heck is that?"

I chuckled, knowing that sound all too well. And in three, two, one.

"Yes!" There's the screams of pleasure. Barely a day and Tony already gets laid.

"What is going on over there?" Twilight asked.

“You better make sure she has enough energy for me Tony!” I called out.

"No promises!" Tony yelled back.

"Less talk, more fucking!" Another female voice, most likely Twilight's student Starlight, yelled out.

Twilight turned a deep shade of red. "Oh my… that is, uh… unexpected…"

“Yeah so...ever since we turned eighteen we’ve had a uh…’horny issue’.” I said sheepishly. “But when we became nineteen, we accepted it and started to just have fun honestly.”

"So I… hear." Twilight said as the loud grunts and huffs accompanied the thuds against the wall.

Hmm… I wonder… I looked around, smiling as I spotted the ever recognizable bottle of whiskey on a small shelf near the back of the room. I got up, took a swig, and now time to bed an adorkable sexy royal.

---

"Hmm… what… where- Ah!" Twilight yelped as she pulled her face out of my tit. That. Was. Fantastic. Everything about this new body of mine sex wise feels like it was cranked to eleven and then broke the dial. After she had her seventh climax she passed out on my tit and even suckled a little in her sleep. It was adorable, sexy… and stirred other feelings in me I am not quite sure I understand. But they were nice feelings so I'm not worried. "When did, how did- Oh stars I remember it all…"

“And it was amazing.” I sighed out happily. “And uh...when you started to suckle on my breasts before you passed out...I uh...felt something completely different than horny…” I said sheepishly.

"I… oh crap I did…" She was a deep shade of red, but to my surprise gave my nipple another suck. I yelped as she popped off. "Huh… I remembered right, vanilla and cream flavored, thick and hearty too…" She said, plopping on the bed next to me. "Well… this was… an unexpected development. Well, I definitely got a… thorough inspection of your… organs, though other more… scientific tests will still be needed."

“Alright, but tonight I get Starlight and you get Tony.” I chuckled. “So, how was it for you?”

"I- well… it was my first time so… it was quite lovely…" Holy crap I fucked a virgin royal! "So… is this actually going to be a normal thing?"

At that moment the door opened. Twilight yelped, using my excess fur to cover up as a pink mare with a two tone mane of purple and neon green. She wore a lose fitting robe and had the tell tale goofy grin of a good night.

“Why hello there.” I nodded. “Want to join the cuddling?”

"Hehehe, I was told to swap with Twilight~" She said.

"S-Starlight are you drunk?!" Twilight asked.

"On afterglow, hehe!" Starlight giggled. "Now unless this is gonna be a three way scoot out please."

“Well, looks like Tony want’s a turn with you.” I said to Twilight. “Don’t worry, he’ll treat you right.”

"I, uh… okay…"

“Good girl.” I said, reaching around and giving her ass another affectionate squeeze.

"Yipe!" She yelped, her wings flying her outta here fast.

Starlight, rather wobbly, walked over and next to me on the bed. "Hehe, so how was my teacher?" She asked, fondling a tit of mine.

“I didn’t know she was a virgin.” I said honestly. “But she was incredible.”

"Hehehe, she reads a lot of sex novels. Her private library has a hidden shelf full of all kinds of kink novels. Ranges from basic passion smut to hard core stuff that takes heavy magic to pull off in real life." She said, cuddling up on my breast. "Heh, so soft. Your brother felt great, and his fluff was just so comfy."

Man how high on afterglow is this-

Thud!

Thud!

Thud!

Ah, I hear Bro and Twilight getting at it now. Good. So far, good start to new lives.

“And now, I’m gonna show you what a woman’s touch can do.” I reached around and squeezed Starlight’s ass happily.

"Heh, good~"

---

Once all the sex was done and the afterglows worn off Twilight began her tests. Currently she was examining the natural magic Tony and I have as these Zinogres. "Hmm… interesting…" She said, a machine that we were hooked up to spitting out paper she was reading nearby where we sat.

“What’s interesting?” I inquired.

"Well, you both do have strong elemental energies, associated with Lightning as you stated, and various other nature related magics. Plus initial scans of your bodies confirm that even the parts without scales over them would be fireproof like a dragon and incredibly difficult to pierce."

“That sounds about right.” I nodded.

"There's a lot here I can't seem to identify… hang on… this… this… oh stars please let this be wrong…" She said, doing something on the machine and reading what came out. "No, no… oh stars. Uh, one moment you two. Starlight!" Twilight yelled as she teleported away.

"So… should we be worried?" Tony asked.

“I hope to god it’s not bad…” I said worriedly.

"What!!!!" Came Starlight's voice from… somewhere. It was loud. After a while the two came into the room.

"So… after reviewing the data and confirming it with several spells on Starlight and I… I can say without a doubt what your previously unknown nature magic is…"

"And it's…?" Tony asked.

“Only thing I can think of is Dragon magic cause of Stygian Zinogre.” I said, reminding Tony of the black and silver version of a Zinogre which went from Electricity to Dragon element.

"Well, yes dragon magic is there but no… this nature magic is found is actually primordial Life Magic. Basically it's like the building block of all forms of life and magic on Equis, and you two are producing it like, well, like a tree makes air." Twilight said.

“So that’s why we’re constantly horny.” I said honestly.

"So what does that mean exactly?" Tony asked.

"Well, in cases of animals in the wild or even with other sentient races it typically manifest within the body as, well, increased fertility." Starlight stated. "It explains why Tina's body produces milk and why she felt the way she did when Twilight and I fed from the tap, basically your body is the perfect mother and baby maker… able to concieve a child with any male partner regardless of race or even family orientation. I mean hell you and Tony could have a kid or a litter and they'd all be as healthy as Twilight and I… but, that rule also applies to Tony… in being the perfect fatherer of babies, also… regardless of their partners race of family orientation…"

"Wait… so that means…" Tony asked, looking pale.

"Starlight and I are pregnant…" Twilight said. "Every pregnancy testing spell in the book confirmed it…"

"But...I thought you were being careful?" I looked at Tony worriedly.

"I uh… honestly thought us being different species entirely would help…" Tony gulped.

"And even with the protection spells we used, against Primordial Life Magic, useless…" Starlight said.

"On top of that, Tina, spells, condoms, you let… male genitals inside and even a single sperm cell can get in and you will be knocked up. Your body's magic is just… built to be a mother. Which honestly also explains the readings I got when examining your breast milk." Twilight stated.

“And...what’s special about my breast milk?” I asked nervously.

"Well for starters, it has a complete nutrition table." She started. "Protein, calcium, iron, everything. Any Creature of any race could literally survive their whole lives off of nothing but your milk and be healthier than the fittest creature in the world. On top of that it also not only restores one's natural mana but even boosts it for as long as the milk is in your system. Just off what I drank last night and when I woke up my magic reserves were boosted by 300%!"

"To put that into perspective, she's the Princess of Magic." Starlight added.

“Uh...huh…” I started. “We just came here as Zinogre’s, I didn’t expect godlike fertility powers.”

"Godlike is an understatement…"

"So… I'm gonna be a dad, and my sister can end world hunger with her tits… this is… any other news?" Tony asked.

"Well… I'm gonna send a letter to Princess Celestia. Hopefully she can… help us figure out something." Twilight said.

“This…” I shook my head. “When did this get so out of control? We just wanted a cool Zinogre statue…”

---

Bro and I were sitting in my room, wondering just… what the fuck…

"Psst, ha!" We turned, looking up and… Creepy twins… oh, and they brought friends… Aside from the masked twins there was now a top hat wearing skeleton in a purple and yellow suit, and a woman, her suit was pure black, as was her eyes and hair. The one laughing was the skeleton man. "Man, and here I thought you were joking."

"Now why would I do that?" The frowning faced man stated. "Good to see you both again."

“Oh great, now we have Voodoo Shadow Man from Princess Frog and a Rolling Stones fan to add into this.” I groaned. “So hi, how are you four doing today? We’re currently wondering where everything went wrong…”

"Oh I'd say everything is going perfectly according to plan. We never officially introduced ourselves before. I am Demon. My counterpart here is Genie, and these two are Voodoo and Pain." He motioned to the skeleton man and pale lady. "And you two, well, three, are the heroes in this story."

"Three?" Tony asked.

"The other, the Hunter." Genie stated. "Sandra."

“But she’s a bitch and want’s our heads.” I frowned. “I know we started a fight because you Demon, but she’s been a bitch to us most of our lives.” I stated. “Even if she’s still hot though…” I grumbled, always hating how such a beautiful and talented woman like her was also just a raging asshole.

"Hehehe, child, lemme tell ya a little something about the heart." Voodoo stated, suddenly next to me. "You see, when a strong, powerful woman hates people with all her heart, well, that hate is often just a wall, hiding passion and emotions she's too scared to express for one reason or another." He said, giving his top hat a spin.

“Alright Bwonsamdi.” I rolled my eyes, not questioning how he got so close to me in an instant. “So...what? After several times she tries to actively murder us, we’ll have to take her on a date or something?”

"Please, you think she's doing well?" Voodoo asked. "She's tough, but she actually has her sanity unlike y'all. She's freaking out, and not taking her new reality well."

“We should probably find her at that point…” I said nervously. “She may be a bitch, but it’s better for her to at least be around people she knows in the same situation than by herself.”

"And this is the part where we explain how this works and why we did this." Pain stated. "So, let's get some questions out of the way first. Go on, ask away."

“So why the hell are we part fertility gods?” I asked right out the gate. “I mean, I know back home the both of us have been happy to plow anyone ready and willing and of age, but fertility god stuff? Why?”

"Ah, you see, among the Canine races, and many others, there are special breeds born to each race once in a blue moon. For the females, they are often called Den Mother's, and for the males, Total Alpha's. Typically they'd be born to a race as a means to avoid extinction, but their true ability lies in their power to breed halfbreeds into existence. There have never been any for Zinogres before, and frankly, it seemed funny at the time to make you both as such." Demon stated.

“Alright...so what are we supposed to do?” I asked carefully. “Like...what’s this ‘story’ about besides making Tina our girlfriend?”

"The details will become revealed in time, but all you need to know is that I will help if needed." Genie said.

"I will help or harm when wanted." Demon stated.

"I will do whatever I damn well please, for good or bad." Voodoo stated.

"And I will cause the trouble you all will deal with, be it directly or by influencing the world." Pain stated.

"Christ…" I groaned. "So...do we naturally produce enough electricity to go into our 'enraged' state or do we have to find Thunderbugs for it?" I asked, asking a simple enough question that deals with our biology.

"We'll scatter them about here and there, but there are other means to gaining what you need to use your powers." Voodoo said.

"Neat." I nodded. "So...why us?"

"Oh, there is no reason. " Demon started. "You three just talked to us first."

“Cause that makes sense…” I grumbled.

“Is there anyone else like us?” Tony asked, which was a good question. “Cause from the sounds of it, it sounds like the four of you have done this before.”

"So many times, over countless eons. We've been doing this long before your home reality exploded into existence and we will continue for long after the last of your realities stars die and it fades into cosmic ash." Voodoo stated.

"Uh...huh…" I started. "I didn't think we would meet Eternals…"

"That's a word for us." Pain stated. She then gave a sigh. "Well, time to go start and cause trouble. Anymore questions, ask these idiots." And with that Pain was gone in a blink.

"Well little ones, anything else of note to ask?" Genie asked.

"What will we be fighting?" I asked. "Considering this might not be fun times for all."

"Commonly, Monsters, the lesser variations the game your feral forms come from across every title, weapons, items and armor will be available to find and craft as well, but if you're pondering big bad bosses, well those will pop up here and there based on how the inhabitants of this world take to The Monsters, and if Pain desires to tamper in their affairs." Voodoo stated.

"Oh no…" I groaned. "Well...is there anything else going on besides all this? Like outside powers and monsters that aren't Monster Hunter related?"

"Hehehe, tons."

"Fuck my life…" Tony growled. He then blinked, realizing he actually growled.

"Nice growl there." I chuckled. "Will we be meeting anyone else in our predicament or is it just us three in this world?"

"Hmm… perhaps. If you wish it." Genie said.

"Desire it." Demon added.

"Or chance it." Voodoo finished. "Now we won't be too far away but we won't be doing the work for ya now ya hear?"

"I guess?" Tony said.

With that, the three vanished.

"Well...shit…" I frowned.

"So… what do we do now?" Tony asked.

"Uh…" I started. "I don't know…" I said nervously. "Just...play it by here?"

"... So… looking forward to being an aunt?" He asked, taking a long sigh. "I need a drink."

"We both need a drink…" I sighed out. "Think Applejack has anything good?"

"Dunno. Maybe there's a bar in town we can get some drinks from?"

"Maybe ask Twilight and Starlight?" I suggested. "We need a tour of the town and...possibly more clothes anyways."

“Speaking of those two… are we gonna have to marry them… or at least will I?”

"Most likely...god, we were always so careful…" I sighed out

“I guess given what we are now… yeesh, at least you aren’t pregnant. I’m pretty sure Twilight and Starlight will only have one each, you, if those eight milkers mean anything god knows how many you’d have all at once.” I paled at that thought… I thought about it, had an adorable fantasy of me nursing a litter of ten pups, then shook my head. Yeesh this body really is mama ready...

"Just...I've had adorable fantasies because of this new thing but...I don't know…"

---

“Luna no!”

“Luna yes!”

Two female voices yelled out from the hallway, snapping me out of the book I was reading, Ten Thousand and Ten uses for Levitation, to hear the sounds of a struggle going on outside the door.

“The hell?” Tony asked, his book, Moonlight Asperations, put aside.

“Luna this is Flurry Heart all over again!” A mature, almost motherly voice spoke with stern authority.

“Any creature capable of knocking up an alicorn is one in a billion Tia! Let me see them!” The other, younger yet somehow wiser sounding voice replied as something seemed to explode. “That was a cheap shot!”

“Should we… do something?” Tony asked me.

Another explosion. “When you calm down I’ll stop casting it!”

"Sounds like one of them is massively horny...and the other has the horny bat." I said honestly. "So we should probably stop them before they get hurt…"

Another explosion. “Stop blowing up my house!” Twilight yelled.

“You sure?” Tony asked.

"Which one of you is horny!?" I called out to the growing fight.

“Me!” The younger voice called out, followed by quite the audible smack. “Ouch!”

"No bonking the horny." I called out whole getting up. "We might as well see who they are."

Opening the doors I spotted… sweet amazonian hotness…

The first was a mare easily reaching my and Tony’s height, figure that was like my own minus six breasts and… lovely lovely eyes, snow white coat and a waving rainbow mane and tale. She was like Twilight, an Alicorn, they were called, and the other, being pressed under the taller white alicorn was a dark blue alicorn with a mane and tale that was like the stars in the night. Her figure was more akin to Applejack’s but taller than her, yet still shorter than the white one. The hallway was… a mess.

“Luna, calm down.” The white alicorn said.

“Celestia, this is the second chance I have at being a mother. I’d already be one if you allowed me a night with Twilight’s brother-”

“He’s married!” Celestia replied.

“So? Cadence is into three ways.” Luna stated, earning another slap from Celestia. “Ouch!”

“Listen...all you had to do was ask.” I started. “The both of us can happily make you a quivering mess.” I said simply. “To the both of you if need be.”

“Told you.” Starlight stated.

“See!” Luna stated.

“Not that I don’t enjoy a willing lady… what the hell is going on here?” Tony asked as he finally exited the room.

“Apparently, Alicorns being a form of demi god can not easily become pregnant. It takes a mate who has primale nature magic, like you both, or my brother surprisingly, to knock up an alicorn. Well, that or another alicorn but there hasn't been a male alicorn… ever really.” Twilight stated.

“On top of that Luna here after her… return from banishment, upon discovering the gender gap ratio has been trying very, very, very hard to install new laws to allow… more public and commonplace breedings.” Celestia said.

“It’s twenty mares to one stallion Tia! That is not a good thing for a species.” Luna retorted.

“Jesus I didn’t think the gender gap would be that bad.” I said worriedly.

“Yes. Tis why when I learned of you both, I nearly flew over here… sadly my sister here tackled me and has been trying to keep me from starting negotiations.” Luna stated.

“Luna, you can’t just go up to a new species, ask them to be breeders for Equestria and expect it to work out.” Celestia replied.

“It worked out two thousand years ago, tis why brothels were even invented.”

“Huh…” I started. “I mean...our whole thing concerning sex has been ‘if your legal and consenting’, but to have it be a job?” I asked with a frown. “That takes the fun out of it and...even if this form is making me think about being a mother...we’re already scared enough that my brother here is gonna be a father…”

“Plus that just sounds wrong.” Starlight said. “I mean, seriously, how did you think it would work out?”

“Well Equestria needs a baby boom or else in a generation or two our population will drop to terrifying levels.” Luna stated.

“So…” I sighed out. “Just right off rip, how badly do you two need it specifically?” I asked. “Let’s just start off with the two beautiful princesses here.”

“Wait what?” Celestia stated.

“I’d very much like to be a mother.” Luna stated. “Have for the last four thousand years.”

“Oh for the… Okay, yes I’d enjoy being a mother but with my work, our work, running the kingdom, it’s not easy to make time for a foal. Or foals. Honestly I have no idea how Cadence and Shining Armor manage it.” Celestia stated.

“Our parents visit often and babysit for Flurry Heart.” Twilight stated.

“Ah, that makes sense…”

“I was gonna say, babysitters exist, plus you can just take a day off, not like the government will collapse if you're not there for a day right?” I asked.

“While the government will not, snooty opportunistic nobles will try something and the last time one slipped by, trade taxes on exports were allowed to increase by twenty percent with our good relations neighbors…” Celestia sighed. “Money grubbing bigots…”

“We can overthrow that if you just-” Luna started.

“We are not bringing back Crown Authority Luna, last time you used that, four hundred nobles were beheaded.”

“Well they were all guilty of crimes!”

“Okay okay hold on a second.” I said to the two. “Let’s take a deep breath, and hear what crimes they committed…”

“Slave trafficking, drug trafficking, illegal brothel keeping, tax evasion, illegal dragon hide trafficking, money counterfeiting, illegal transfiguration, and illegal meat sales.” Luna stated. “Just to name a few.”

“Yes, while they were all monsters you still orphaned over two hundred foals.” Celestia retorted.

“While orphaning two hundred children is bad...you were seriously letting all of that happen without some repercussion?”

“Can you maintain the laws of privacy to one's own business and home while suspecting them of crimes with little evidence and not break said law in the investigation?” Celestia asked.

“By asking people?” I asked. “Like...you know, employees, family...literally arresting them under suspicion of doing crimes and then using magic to make sure they're telling the truth?” I asked. “All of which should be under basic investigation laws?”

“You’ve clearly never dealt with wealthy individuals able to buy and lie their way out of an arrest.” Luna stated.

“Well, it’s not all that different than back home sis.” Tony stated.

“Sadly…” I sighed out. “But in this case, Luna has a point...but talking about the criminal justice system isn’t what we’re here for.” I said. “What you two are here for is to feel two professionals deal with all your needs you’ve be-” I stopped myself. “Wait hold on, I just realized...four thousand!?”

”Yes, what of it?” Luna asked. “Did you also miss the part where young Twilight said Alicorns are demigods?”

“Honestly? Didn’t really care considering you three and whoever Cadence is are the only ones with both wings and horns.” I shrugged. “Have to be a certain type of special to be honest...I just didn’t expect agelessness to be apart of it…”

“Back home our myths of demigods tend to have either mortal life spans or...hubris induced accidents.” Tony said sheepishly.

“Well, we were not born demigods, while we were the children of a goddess we were born mortals, with the ability to ascend to demigods, which we did.” Celestia said, Luna finally pushing her off and standing up. “In any case, the same goes for Twilight and Cadence. They were mortals but ascended to alicorns.”

“Yes, and frankly until Flurry Heart we were beginning to think Alicorns might have just been infertal by nature.” Luna stated.

“Well...things are different here…” I muttered. “Alright, so who wants my brother first and who wants me first?” I asked. “Cause...Luna is needy as hell and I can smell it.”

“Is this really happening?” Starlight asked.

“I have no idea.” Twilight replied as Luna rushed into the room, dragging Tony and shutting the doors.

Celestia, sighed, rubbing her temples. “Honestly… So… Twilight tells me you are called a Zinorie?”

“Zinogre, a Fang Wyvern, or in this case, a wolf mixed with a thunder dragon if those exist.” I said honestly.

“Well, Thunder Dragons are rare but do exist. And Twilight tells me you and your brother are walking fertility idols on top of other various magics, correct?”

“So we figured that out due to...the people that sent us here to begin with.” I said honestly. “Apparently, I’m a Den Mother, and my brother is called a ‘Total Alpha’...so that might explain why we’re magically this fertile?” I asked nervously.

“Hmm. Surprising. So I take it if he can impregnate any female and you can be impregnated by any male then?”

“Yes, no matter what race or contraceptive.” I sighed out.

“Wow… Look, I have no idea what to do regarding the gender ratio gap, Luna’s idea is insane but somewhat workable and- wait, the people who sent you here?” Celestia asked.

“Yeah so uh...it’s a short but...complicated story where it involves beings that existed since...I don’t know how long.” I shook my head.

“Gods most likely. So, it seems… your brother is giving Luna what she’s been wanting.” Celestia said as thuds and moans came from the closed room. “And, what of you?”

“I can make you moan as loud as Luna is right now.” I said simply. “Twilight and Starlight can attest to that.”

She shook her head. “That isn’t what I meant… I mean will you also be… conceiving children? At this rate Luna will be getting her way and frankly all I can ask is if you have plans or not?”

I sighed out. “Honestly...while this body wants me to have children, and I’ve kind of wanted children…” I sighed out. “We didn’t expect to have kids so soon I guess…” I said honestly. “As horny as we normally are...we at least expected to settle down with someone special...and open to three ways.” I shook my head.

“Well, given… events to come, I guess I should inform you that it is legal to marry more than one person in Equestria.” Celestia said. “Quite frankly it’s always been a practice in the kingdom, though these days it’s not seen as often given the… scarcity of males. Most that are adults either don’t have time for families and others are too young to, well, start a herd… or in your case a Pack, or is that offensive?”

I took a deep breath, trying to contain myself. “And just like that...you’ve turned this from ‘possibly bad’...to heaven…” I sighed out in pleasure. “Okay...so uh...back home, monogamy is the main thing...but you said polygamy is fair game...harems…” I tried my best not to feel weak in the knees.

“Equestria has always had a gender gap of males to females.” Twilight started. “In the past it was manageable, three to one, five to one, but in the last few hundred years that gap just… jumped to how you see it today. While herds do exist not many are able to support such large families financially.”

“Sadly, in the past a herd family could simply farm their needs but as Equestria modernized the issue of jobs and income became hard for any in a herd to manage.” Celestia said. “Plus if one male impregnates four mares, and all give birth and need to raise and care for their foals it won’t be easy depending on their job and even if they all took turns keeping eyes on the newborns one mare caring for four babies is rather hard, even if another helps and the male, it’s a lot of work.”

“Plus some mares back in the old days used to beat, fight and even kill one another and their fellow herd mates foals for terrible reasons.” Starlight added.

“Jesus christ…” I muttered. “Why must you pour the cold water of reality on me when I’m having a moment?”

“Well… historically that was an issue because the males couldn’t make time to please and be with all the mares in the herd or food was running low and… yeah. These days most every mare is bisexual… kinda have to be when so few males around and with that in mind we can just try and figure out the food issue.” Twilight said.

“Magic can only do so much and frankly I don’t trust Discord to try and help there.” Starlight stated.

“So...we can have a harem and everything be okay?” I asked carefully.

“So long as every member involved is at least a little bi and we can solve the issue of sustainable food and such, it can work out in case jobs fall through.”

“Well, yes that would be the best option.” Twilight said.

“Alright.” I nodded. “So...um…” I gulped, feeling my previous friskiness coming back. “The offer still stands Celestia…”

She gave me a look, then smiled and chuckled. “Oh trust me, you don’t want that.” She said simply.

“Is that a challenge?” I asked.

“It’s a fact.” She stated. “How old are you, if I may ask?”

“Twenty three.” I said. “And I’ve slept with all consenting ages and done some pretty weird things.”

“Oh sweet, sweet innocent baby… I am twelve thousand, eight hundred and forty years old, and in that time I’ve slept with all sexes and species save a small handful on Equis… Trust me, you can’t handle what I can give.”

“Bitch…” I started as I grabbed Celestia’s massive hips and picked her up. “I’m wetter than a rainforest, and it’s keeping all my willpower not to both jump you right now and start flooding this hallway.” I said while turning around and carrying her to my bedroom.

As I held onto her rear… I about fell when I felt how… deep my hands sank in there… woah… “Oof! Easy with my butt.”

“This is what you get for threatening me with a good time.” I started. “And good lord...this butt is...amazing.”

"Huh… what just happened?" I heard Starlight ask.

"I have no idea…" Twilight replied.

---

Ouch… ouch… ouch… ouch…

"I did warn you." Celestia said, wrapped up in sheets that hugged her figure well while I tried to feel anything other than soreness and feel something of my legs. The bed would definitely have to be thrown out and honestly, I'd do this again… after I recover.

"And you continue to doubt my resolve in the ways of horny…" I groaned. "Just...let me recover...than round two…"

She chuckled at that, leaning up against me as she turned to lay on her side. "I'll give you this, your fur and skin, even the scaled parts feel exceptionally soft and smooth, and your milk is really tasty too." She said with a yawn.

"Tired...already?" I asked, but even for me that was rough.

"More for your sake than my own. I have to admit though it has been a while since I've been with anyone. Glad to know I haven't gotten rusty."

"And soon...you'll show those masterful skills to my brother if need be…" I chuckled.

After I could move again Luna and Celestia did swap with Tony and I. Now while Celestia has skills, Luna has energy to burn.

Needless to say when that ended I was surprised to find her nursing off me in afterglow. I began to recognize a pattern here. Wonder what's up with that?

“This is the fourth time someone’s nursed from me in the afterglow...is there something up with that?” I asked Luna.

"Hm?" She asked, popping off my tit and giving me a… mixed emotional feeling about that. Part of me wanted her to keep nursing for maternal emotions, the other, still wanted her to keep nursing but for sexy reasons. "It's just a common thing in Equestria. So many mares often produce milk and so most milk in stores are mare milk." Luna stated. "While we have tasted the milk of other races, most aren't as open to the idea."

“That’s interesting.” I said honestly. “But...the both of you are amazing…”

"Heh, happy to hear it." Luna said, sitting up and stretching. "So, now that the fun and games are out of the way it seems best we work and try and figure out the situation at hand." She said as she began redressing herself.

“Yeah…” I sighed out. “Hate how our libido got in the way to...figuring out what’s going on...again.”

After I was dressed and Tony and Celestia came out of there room. Tony looked better than I did but was wincing as he walked.

Finally we sat with the three alicorns in a large room with some crystal hologram map thing surrounded by six, no, seven thrones. The seventh was really small and next to Twilight's. "Now that the… greetings, are done with we can get down to a few basics." Celestia spoke. "Firstly will be about Tina and Tony's still unknown magics."

“We mostly know that we can use electricity, mostly from Thunderbugs, to make ourselves stronger, faster, and quite literally throw balls of lightning at people, but after that we have no idea what other magic’s are going on here.”

"I can study that in detail here at the castle." Twilight stated. "If a push from magic gained you both these forms then possibly a push more can reveal the rest."

"Alright. Secondly concerns the… arrivals." Celestia said, making Twilight blush but Luna rub her belly happily. "Royal decree states that any who can impregnate a princess can and will marry them… honestly it's the first time it's ever been acted on in this case. And, given the circumstances, my talk with both Tina and Tony… and Luna's begging, It might work out best if this is a… what was it called again?"

"Royal Harem Services." Luna said with a giggle.

"Right… that…" Celestia sighed.

"Dare we ask? I can wager a guess but I gotta hear this from you." Tony said with a laugh.

"Basically while we will be an official herd, you two and your… unique abilities makes you desirable to more than just Equis females. Many races have gender ratio gaps, more manageable that Equestria but still. This basically means that any new… additions have to be…"

"Show genuine love and want more than just money." Luna said bluntly.

"Yes, that… which is why earlier with a heavy heart I wrote about this event to Cadence… stars help us but she'll be the 'head mare's of the herd/harem."

"Wait, what?!" Twilight asked in shock. "What about my brother, you know, her husband?! And Flurry?!"

"Part of the family and legally married to all of us as well." Luna stated bluntly.

Twilight's eye twitched.

“So, let’s get down to numbers.” I said in a serious tone. “How many people will join our harem?”

“Now that’s an important question.” Tony said simply.

"Well, as head mare that will end up being all on Cadence how big or small this herd gets, but her magic and attunement to Love can ensure no one undesirable makes it into our little Family." Luna stated.

“So as...many as we can get?” I asked carefully.

"Up to her really." Celestia sighed. "The next issue is-" There was an awfully loud crash accompanied by many, many screams from outside the building, and lastly, a beastly roar that nearly deafened us. "What in the name of the stars?!"

"Yeah that's not good…" Tony said as he and I got up and over to the doors.

Opening them we nearly yelped as there was… a lot of Great Jaggi running around. I was one run by with… oh god. They're eating the residents!

Tony and I stood in icey cold shock as one grabbed a mare by the neck, snapping the head off the body in a shower of blood that painted it as it's jaws crunched at the skull, and swallowed before it began ripping into the rest of her corpse.

“Uh…” I muttered dumbley. “I...oh god...why are there so many Great Jaggi?”

"This… can't be happening?" Tony asked. There was a blast of light between us, it hit one of the Great Jaggi's and burned the skin to a crisp.

We turned to see Celestia, her soft and calm, motherly features now showed the purity of a righteous fury. "No creature, kills my subjects… and lives!"

A rush of wind zipped passed us, and we saw her body slam into another one, a sickening crack echoed out as the Great Jaggi's body was now forming a perfect I before it split open, showering the streets with its organs.

"It's been a long time since I've seen her this mad." Luna said, walking outside and looking calm compared to her sister currently on the massacre.

“I...uh…” I gulped. “I’m sorry…” I shuddered, fearing that...this all happened because of us.

“I...didn’t expect Celestia to be...that pissed…” Tony said, stunned at this new outcome plus everything else that’s been going on.

"It's to be expected. We are long lived, and have been ruling this kingdom for thousands of years. To Celestia, every citizen is her child, and there are many who would consider her a mother figure." Luna said, watching as Celestia cast several more volleys of magical death at several more of the monsters, turning them to smoking meat and ash. "And you know when you piss off a mother you are in for a beast to attack back."

“I…” I wanted to say, only to hear something that made my blood boil...I heard a child scream in terror. “OH HELL NO!” I snapped as I dashed forward, unknowingly turning into my feral Zinogre form which dwarfed these little bastards, seeing a Great Jaggi about to leap towards a light purple unicorn filly. “You’re not going to hurt my baby!” I roared as I pounced, causing it to look over in my direction, seeing nothing but rage and teeth before I bit down and ripped it’s head off, landing in a spot to protect the little filly as I spat it’s severed head into it’s falling corpse.

The blood tasted… rich. Like an expensive wine rich people only use for cooking. The meat felt… soft and tender, and reminded me of lamb oddly enough. Before my brain could contemplate the flavor more, I took note of the trembling filly before me, her eyes wide and focused only on me as it seems my next action would determine her sense of safety, or continued terror.

I softly laid down, resting my head onto the ground slowly to show I wasn’t here to hurt her, but having some distance between us so she can decide if she wants to step closer to me if she believed I was friendly.

She sat there for a while, looking worried before gulping and wearily scooting closter and finally pat my nose.

Flowers… Muffins… someone else… similar to her own scent… mother… blood…

It was like I could see what was happening right before now for this filly. Flower shopping with her mother, stopping for a treat… then the Jaggi showed up...

“Where’s your mother?” I asked carefully.

"We… got separated… we were at Sugar Cube Corner when…" The filly points off somewhere.

I turned and looked, seeing what once was a nice, pastry designed building now reduced to broken bricks and crushed wood.

“Back you raptor wannabe’s!” I heard someone shout as I saw a Great Jaggi get knowed towards me, the telltale sounds of...a Hunting Horn?

“The hell?” I frowned, looking up to see a...thicc as hell pink pony raise a Hunting Horn, the Metal Bagpipe to be specific, which is effectively just a bagpipe fused with a warhammer as the sounds of it reverberated into the air as she brained the stupid thing. “Nice swing.”

"Thanks!" She cheered. I noticed she had two baby carriers strapped on her, each one holding a small infant about… maybe a year old each? "Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie." She said, swinging and knocking another Jaggi about thirty feet into the air and letting it fall to a loud, bone breaking crash.

“Did you see this little fillies mother?” I asked worriedly, motioning to the unicorn filly.

“Dinky!” I heard someone shout as a grey and...beautiful pegasus flew in and picked up the filly. “Oh thank Celestia you're okay!”

"Mommy!" Dinky cried, hugging the Pegasus tightly.

"There she is!" Pinkie stated.

“Beautiful…” I said with wide eyes.

“Are you the one that saved my daughter?” The pegasus mare asked, her gold colored eyes shining with pure joy at knowing their daughter was safe.

“Ye-yeah...I saved her from a Great Jaggi…” I nodded. “Are you okay?”

“Well...gonna need to buy a new shirt from Rarity.” The cute mare said as she showed her shirt was an absolute mess. “But thanks to Pinkie and that horn of hers, I’m not hurt.”

"Uh, where did she even get that?" Tony asked as he ran up to me, still in the anthro form. "Also, did you call her your child?" He asked me.

"Oh, well my Pinkie Sense went crazy and so in a panic I grabbed little Pound and Pumpkin Cake here and then grabbed this thingy here from my broom closet." Pinkie stated.

"... That just raises more questions…"

“A whole lot of questions, but not right now cause we still have Jaggi’s to deal with.” I said, looking around carefully. “Also...don’t ask right now Tony...I have a lot on my mind…but did you see anymore around here?”

"Celestia seems to have killed the majority."

"DIE!!!!!" Celestia's voice roared out, followed by a large explosion shortly after.

"Possibly all…"

“Uh...huh…” I started. “This...this still shouldn’t be happening…”

"I think I know what our jobs are gonna be when we aren't… being parents…"

“Works for me…” I nodded, not wanting this to happen again.

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