A collection of short stories inspired by the 1950's classic film, All Horses Cannot Operate Automobiles

-All Horses Cannot Operate Automobiles

-the unicorns are all PARTY PARTY PARTY HARDY ALLA TIME BRO

-the earth ponies lament how boring their species is

-all donkeys are caffeine addicts after having been coffee slaves

-Thunderlane likes cars

-Cartavia

-Mister Ed is a derogatory term used to describe horses that can't eat peanut butter

-Twilight Sparkle's lack of friends is due to her insane powers driving off everyone

-Celestia tries to assassinate Obama with a giant pie

-Applejack reaches critical levels of YEEHAW

-Horse Taxes

-RD burns down Sugarcube Corner

-Lyra and Golden Harvest team up to poke a dead human

-HORSE MEN