After one long ass trip through the woods, a pit stop in a town called ponyville, and a ride on the friendship express. (god that sounds corny as hell to say) We finally made to Canterlot Castle, where these so called princesses live. I have to admit. This is kinda neat and fancy and all, but I prefer living in a place where I could be comfortable and not full of royal crap. Anyway before I lost track, Gilda, Trixie, and I were standing in front of this unicorn with wings called Princess Celestia.

“So you must be this Adelle Topaz that Twilight was talking about, correct?” She asked. God, there’s something about her that I don’t like. Just need to figure out what the hell it is first.

“Yep, that’s me lady.”

“Would you care to explain why you killed that dragon, and attack my faithful student along with her friends?”

Dammit! I was hoping I wouldn’t have to explain myself. Was hoping that nerd would of told her about who I was and why I did what I did…...Fine I might as well explain who I am…..I’m starting to hate repeating myself. So once again I explain to her who I am, what I was, how I ended up here, and why I killed that dragon and attack her student along with her friends. After explain what happened, the look on Celestia face was….kinda mix.

“So…...you’re not actually a pony, but a human that got changed into one upon your death on your home planet?”

“That’s correct.”

“Forgive if I sound rude or anything, but your story seemed farfetched for me to believe you.” Are you kidding me? Do you not see the strange pieces of technology on my back?

“Really? Do you not see the piece of high tech technology on my back?” I then reached for my Aftershadow to show her what I mean. After showing her that I removed the robe like hoodie from around me to show her the wound I got from Rainbow Dash. “Not only that, but do you not see my somewhat body caused by that rainbow color jerk that attack me?”

“You could be lying and just made the story up.”

“Oh whatever you royal bitch.” I said which caused everypony including my friends to gasp….wait did I just say everypony?

“Excuse me?”

“Adelle, what the hell do you think you’re doing?!” Trixie asked. “Are you trying to get yourself sent to Canterlot dungeon?”

“You heard me you bitch. I don’t really care if you believe me or not, but that doesn’t mean you can ignore the fact that I have piece of tech that’s far advance than anything you have. Not only that but if you trust your so called faithful student who fought me for killing that dragon, then you are an idiot to the highest degree.” After saying my statement to her, I heard three smacking sounds. I didn’t even need to look behind me to know that it was Gilda, Trixie, and that Shining Armor pony. Something tells me I just fucked up…..big time.

“You do realize you just insulted the princess of Equestria right?” said Shining Armor.

“Your point? Just because you have some fancy title, doesn’t mean jack to me.” I then pointed my blade at her. “You’re not my leader. So why should I be afraid of someone who just sits on her throne and does nothing, while her soldiers do the work she could’ve done herself?”

“You little snot nose brat, show some respect for your princess!” yelled one of the guards as he was getting ready to charge at me.

“Why don’t you make fuckhead?” That pretty much triggered him to charge at me. Just as he was about to sucker punch me in the face, I stepped to the left, grabbed him by the arm, and slammed him onto the floor leaving a small crater on the floor. “Don’t ever underestimate a sinner you old fart.”

“Adelle, what the buck?!” Trixie yelled.

“What? He started it. Plus it’s not like the princess is going to let us go after what I told her about me. So what’s the point in trying to be the nice guy?”

“You could’ve let him beat the crap out of you.” said Gilda. “That way we could’ve gotten off easy.”

“And hand over my stuff to her? I think not. I would rather die than to hand it over to her and let her do god knows what to it.” It’s true if there’s one thing that you never do, is hand over your weapons to anyone you don’t trust. That or some that has little to know knowledge of what to do with it, and it would be like giving a monkey a shotgun.

“Yeah but still, how are you gonna get us out of this mess?”

“Isn’t there some kind of rule or something that will allow you to be parden of any crimes?”

“Only two. One if you saved Equestria from a threat, or if you beat the princess in a fight.” Gilda said as Trixie looked at her in shock. “What? I read stuff just in case I get in trouble with the law.”

“Well then.” With that little bit of information, I turned my attention towards Celestia. “I Adelle Acer Topaz challenge Princess Celestia to a dual.” This pretty much took everypony by surprise, especially when I saw almost every ponies jaw open in shock...well besides Celestia.

“You’re willing to challenge somepony you have no idea who they are, nor what skills they have?”

“What’s there to know, you’re just a unicorn with wings.”

“Heh, okay then my little bat pony. I’ll accept your little challenge.” Celestia then teleported right in front of me. “If I win you will hand over your weapons, and you will have to learn the meaning of friendship from my faithful student and her friends.”

“And if I win you pardon us of any crimes we may or may not known we committed, give Trixie a new mobile home, and a written & public apology from Twilight Sparkle and her friends.” I said as I extended my hand towards Celestia. “Do we have a deal?” Celestia in turn shook my hand.

“Our battle will take place in one month. For the time being you and your friends will be saying in ponyville on the Apple family farm, seeing how they have extra room for you three and this could be a good way to make some friends.”

Really what’s with her and this friendship crap she’s trying to force down my throat. I mean really trying to force someone to be friends will not make them be friends, they have to do it by themselves just like my sister told me before she died. sigh but I guess I might as well go along with this trying to make friends crap, lord knows I’m gonna regret it later on if I don’t. “Fine but if somepony attacks me, make fun of the way I look, or anything. I’m gonna shove my foot up somepony’s ass.”

“Well…..I think that turned out ok wouldn’t you say?” After I said that I got smack upside my head by Gilda. “Ow! what the hell was that for!?”

“Were you dropped on your head when you were a little filly or something? How stupid are you to do something like that to the Princess of Equestria?”

“Well what was I supposed to do, just sit there like a deer in headlights and act like a good little pony?”

“You could’ve just handed over your weapon, that might of helped us instead of talking smack to the princess.” suggested Trixie, I just simply rolled my eyes to that.

“Like hell I’m gonna hand over my stuff to her. This is only thing I have left before I ended up dying in my world. I would rather destroy it then let that lazy princess get the hands on it.”

“Well unless you can beat Celestia then you might end up losing that weapon of yours.” said Gilda as we reached the front door of Sweet Apple Acres. “Anyway Celestia sent a letter to those six dweebs that attacked you yesterday. So they should be inside and up to date with what’s going on.”

“Hold on Gilda, let me open the door first.” I said. Gilda backed away from the door, and the moment I open it I ducked out of the way of a rainbow color blur. Figures the rainbow color jerk would do something like that, so while I was under her I delivered a strong punch to the gut. Knocking the wind right out of her and causing her to fall to the ground next to me.

“You really are dumb if you think a sneak attack like that was gonna work.”

“Rainbow Dash what in tarnation are you-.” The moment the country girl saw what was going. Her facial expression change from annoyed to anger. “Oh…..it’s you.”

“Glad to see you back on your feet country girl.” She pretty much said nothing but glared at me. Yep she’s still pissed at me for trapping her with one of my attacks.

“Now girls let’s not do anything barbaric.” Said Rarity, “Though this was to be expected seeing how Rainbow Dash always does the shoot first ask questions later thing.”

“Understatement of the fucking millennium lady.”

“.........Anyway Twilight would like to meet with you inside.”

“I’m not going inside.”

“Why not?”

“After what your technicolor pegasus friend tried to do to me, you expect me to trust you and go inside the house to meet Twilight Sparkle?”

“Um……..yes?”

“Dumbass.” I mentally said as I sat down on the ground. “If your friend wants to talk to me, then she’ll have to come outside and talk to me.”

“*Sigh* Fine. Let me go get her.” Rarity said as she walked back into the house to get Twilight.

You know I seen a lot of shit in my life. Seeing my parents and friends die in front of my eyes, getting abused and treated like crap by some of the Citizens in New York for the past 10 year, almost getting raped by my someone from On High during a mission, and getting attack by two Abductors that you wouldn’t expect to live or survive only to wake up in a world full of anthro ponies…..how the hell did I not kill myself or go insane by all this? A few seconds later. I was brought out of my train of thoughts as the lavender unicorn appeared in front of me.

“I take it you were filled in about what happen in Canterlot?” I asked.

“Celestia sent me a letter about it.”Twilight said as she kneel down towards me. “I also want to apologise for what we did to you when we first met.” Wait what? “It was wrong for us to attack you for defending yourself against a dragon that would of cause a lot of damage, or kill a lot of ponies in Ponyville. Will you be willing to forgive us for what we did?”

“.....You better be lucky I’m the forgiving type.” I said which in turn caused the pink pony to hug me from behind.

“Yay! We’re friends!” My left eye twitched as I began wiggle my way out of Pinkie Pie’s hug. “What’s wrong?”

“J-Just don’t do that to me like that.” I said before cracking my back. “And let me just say this. I will be friends with Twilight and Pinks seeing how egghead apologise to me, and the Pinkie only hit me with just party stuff. But the rest of you I will not.” I rolled up my shirt to show them the damage they caused. “If it wasn’t for Trixie and that magic spell of hers, I would’ve been dead from what Rainbow Dash did to me. Not to mention the country girl and fashion girl tied a rope around and pelted me with rocks. And let’s not forget the pegasus that’s more worry about a dragon then her own kind.”

After hearing me said that, most of them had shameful expressions on their faces. Well only the egghead, the peta pony, and the pink party pony. The others we’re pretty much glaring daggers at me. “Shoot me all the looks you want jackasses, but you know you all were in the wrong.” I then pulled myself up and started to walk inside along with Trixie and Gilda. “The sooner I win the duel with Celestia, the sooner we can leave this place away from you four jerks.”