Why is this my life?
Chapter 5: Party
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It has been a few days since Gamertag and Game Shard bought their new apartment. They have finished setting up almost everything in the apartment. There were still a few boxes around of new things and some of the things they brought with them when they were in the gaming tournament. Right now Kiara and John were over at their apartment. They were all playing Mario kart 8 and Kiara was freaking out because she just got hit all the way to the back of the race.
"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU MARIO!!!" Kiara yelled.
"Calm down Kiara, it's just a game," John said still focusing on the game.
"Just a game?! JUST A GAME?!" Kiara yelled and then tackled John to the floor.
"Should we help him?" Game Shard asked Gamertag.
"Well you can, but I don't want to lose," Gamertag said.
Game Shard paused the game and glared at Gamertag and then got up to help John. She pulled Kiara out of their fight and John got up and booked it out of the apartment.
"JOHN WHEN I GET MY HOOVES ON YOU THEN CELESTIA HELP YOU!!!" Kiara yelled trying to break out of Game Shard's grasp.
"Kiara you really need to-" Game Shard started but stopped when she heard the finish line credits of the game.
"You... YOU UNPAUSED THE GAME DIDN'T YOU?!" Game Shard yelled looking over at Gamertag who was laughing.
"Doesn't really matter anyway. I was still going to beat you," Gamertag said with a grin and then started laughing again.
Game Shard let go of Kiara and tackled a still laughing Gamertag to the floor. Once Game Shard let go of Kiara, she ran out of the apartment after John.
John ran all the way to his and Kiara's apartment and was looking for a place to hide when he heard a voice.
"Damn, I can see why you guys always come to the bar, this place has no alcohol!" The voice said.
John looked in the kitchen to see Moonshine looking through his fridge.
"MOONSHINE?! HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!" He yelled.
"I teleported duh. Sheesh does nopony know that unicorns can teleport?! I swear all of you need to go back to, like, magic school, or something," Moonshine said and then started going through the cabinets.
"First off, magic school is for unicorns, and second-" John started but was interrupted by a blast of music that was so loud it shook them.
Right when that happened Kiara was opening the door and Gamertag and Game Shard were close behind her.
"Woah... what was that?" Gamertag asked.
"Oh, that is the ponies downstairs, they throw a party every Fri-" John started but stopped himself when he realized what he was saying. But it was too late.....
"A PARTY?! OH SWEET CELESTIA IT'S TIME TO PARTYYYYYYYY!!!!!" Moonshine yelled and then teleported away.
The ponies stared at the spot where Moonshine was before John and Kiara ran out of the apartment and towards the party. Gamertag and Game Shard flew after them.
"Where are we going?!" Game Shard asked.
"We need to get to that party! Who knows what Moonshine will do once she gets there!" John answered.
~~~At the party~~~
Once they all got to the party they found a group of ponies around Moonshine, who was chugging down a barrel of cider. She finished it and all the ponies cheered. Kiara then levitated Moonshine over to them.
"Moonshine, what are you doing?! You could kill yourself!" Gamertag exclaimed.
"Well duh. I'M PARTYING!!!" Moonshine yelled and then grabbed Game Shard.
"C'mon Game Shard, don't you wanna party and get your mind off Trex?" Moonshine asked.
"No, I'm fine. You guys took care of him and now I never have to see him again," Game Shard answered.
Moonshine visibly cringed at this and then asked, "Nopony told you?"
"Told me what...." Game Shard asked, now scared.
"Trex said it will not be the last we see of him. Basically he is now going to be like our nemesis," Moonshine answered.
Everypony stared at her with wide eyes.
"Well.... I can see this is a bad time so I'm going to go over there and PARTY!!!" Moonshine yelled and then ran over to the dance floor.
"How did they even get a dance floor in here?" John asked himself.
"Game Shard, you okay?" Gamertag asked concerned.
Game Shard was sitting on the floor staring at where Moonshine was with her mouth open. She then closed her mouth and ran away.
"Oh no! We have to find her!" Gamertag exclaimed.
"Why? We should just let her have her fun and relax. Maybe we could all have a fun night," John said and then put his hooves behind his head.
"No... you don't understand. Game Shard is a terrible stress drinker." Gamertag said.
John stared at Gamertag with wide eyes and then said, "Ok, I will look around the bars and tables. You and Kiara can look around the dance floor area and maybe also keep an eye on Moonshine." John then ran off towards the bar while Gamertag and Kiara ran towards the dance floor.
Gamertag and Kiara were in the crowd of ponies on the dance floor when a new song started playing.
"OH I LOVE THIS SONG!" Kiara squealed and then started dancing.
"Kiara focus! We have to find Game Shard and Moonshine." Gamertag said annoyed.
"Oh c'mon lighten up Gamertag! You always were afraid to dance in school," Kiara teased and then poked Gamertag in the side. When Gamertag didn’t say anything Kiara looked at Gamertag. Gamertag was staring at the front of the crowed with her mouth agape. Kiara followed Gamertag's eyes and saw what had made her so shocked.
There was a stage in the front of the dance floor but that was not the surprising part. The surprising part was who was on the stage. On the stage was Blaze, Sound Blast, and Skyler. They were playing the song.
"How did they get a stage in here anyhow?" Kiara asked.
"Let's go up there and ask them for help in finding Moonshine and Game Shard!" Gamertag said and then ran through the crowds to the entrance of the back of the stage.
Once they got to the back they tried to get the band's attention.
"Pst," Gamertag said. When there was no response she did it again but louder.
"PSSSSSSSST!"
Sound Blast opened one of her eyes to see who was making the noise. When she saw Gamertag she opened both eyes and looked over at her. Gamertag made the movement that meant come over.
Sound Blast then leaned over to Blaze and whispered, "Look over to the right."
Blaze looked over and saw Gamertag and Kiara. Then then stopped playing and grabbed the microphone in front of them. Skyler stared at Blaze on confusion and frustration.
"Sorry everypony but.... something... came up. We'll be back as soon as we can. In the meantime, enjoy this music," Blaze said into the microphone and then plugged in her phone and started playing her songs. Everypony continued dancing like nothing happened and Blaze, Sound Blast, and Skyler walked over to Gamertag and Kiara.
"Hey guys! So what's up?" Blaze greeted.
"Hey guys. Well basically Moonshine is running around this place doing who knows what and Game Shard is having a break down over Trex." Gamertag answered.
"Oh crap, well here is what we should-" Blaze started but was interrupted by a stallion walking up to the group and talking.
"Sorry to interrupt but I just wanted to say you guys are amazing!" The stallion said and then whispered to Sound Blast, "meet me outside cutie." He then walked away leaving everypony staring at him with wide eyes and Sound Blast blushing madly.
"That guy is such a creep. He's been following us around the whole time we've been here and has been eyeing Sound Blast for the whole show," Skyler said.
"OH MY GOSH! Sound Blast we are going to go meet him there now!" Kiara squealed and then started pushing Sound Blast to the exit.
"Should we follow them?" Blaze asked.
"I honestly don't know. There are enough problems going on right now. Let's just go find Game Shard and Moonshine and then we will deal with that later," Gamertag answered and then walked towards the stage exit, Blaze and Skyler following.
~~~Meanwhile~~~
"Where is that pony!" John exclaimed as he searched the bar area.
"Who ya looking for? Is it your sister?" The bartender asked.
"No I don't even- wait. Why did you ask that?!" John asked now nervous.
"Cause there is a pony that looks almost just like you that is rambling on about some other world called 'Rainbow Funshine'," The bartender answered.
"WHERE IS SHE?!" John asked in a panic.
In response the bartender pointed over to a group of ponies that had their phones out and looked like they were recording something.
"Crap!" John yelled and then ran towards the group.
"In Rainbow Funshine land no one gets hurt! Everyday ponies hug each other and make out. And then every single ferferday they all take part in a giant orgy! And then they all poop the half eaten corpses of their great great great great great burnerner relatives who invented the carrot. DON'T FORGET TO FLOSS EVERY SINGLE DAY BUNNIES!!!! OR ELSE SANTA BUNNY WILL RAPE YOUR GRAND CHILDREN'S GREAT UNCLE!" Game Shard yelled and then drank more of some cider.
"Game Shard there you are!" John yelled and grabbed Game Shard to pull her away from the crowd of ponies. In response the ponies booed.
"John! Old buddy old pal how are you!" Game Shard said very loopy.
"Great. Just great! I am doing great Game Shard! You know why? BECAUSE TWO OF MY FRIENDS ARE GOING TO KILL THEMSELVES AT THIS PARTY!" John yelled.
"Y'know John.... I always thought chu weres kindas cutes.... why don't we make out?" Game Shard said and then nuzzled John's neck.
The crowd of ponies then started chanting, "KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!"
"Yeah, I'm sorry but that's not going to hap-" John started but was interrupted by Game Shard pressing her lips against his. The crowd cheered. The kiss only lasted a few seconds before Game Shard passed out. John stood there and stared at Game Shard for a second before continuing to pull her away from the group of ponies.
~~~Outside the party~~~
"Kiara, are you sure this is a good idea?" Sound Blast asked nervous.
"Don't worry! I'll be there the whole time!" Kiara said.
Once they got outside the building they saw the stallion.
"Well, it looks like you brought a friend." The stallion said and then smiled a creepy smile. Two other stallions then walked out of the alley behind him and two more came out of the alley behind the two mares.
Sound Blast started whimpering and got closer to Kiara. Kiara stared at the stallion who had invited them out there and said, " What- what are you going to do?"
~~~Back in the party~~~
Game Shard woke up to find herself back at the bar. She looked around and found John next to her. He was looking at the ground like he was thinking.
"What happened?" Game Shard asked. John looked over at Game Shard and said,
"Oh hey you're awake. How do you feel?"
"Well, I still feel a bit loopy, and I have a headache, but other then that I'm fine," Game Shard answered.
"Ok good," John said and then looked back at the ground.
"You didn't answer my question," Game Shard said.
John sighed and then said, "Well, you got drunk, and then started talking about this place called Rainbow Funshine land. A bunch of ponies were recording you. I went over and tried to get you out and then," John paused for a second and then continued,
"You kissed me."
Game Shard stared at him with wide eyes. And then asked,
"Did you like it?"
"Game Shard listen, I barely know you, and I don't like you like that, plus I like somepony else," John said. He then stared at her waiting for her to break down or something but she did something else. She started laughing.
"OH THANK CELESTIA!" Game Shard said relieved and continued laughing.
"Wha- what?" John asked confused.
"John you have no idea HOW MANY TIMES I have kissed somepony while I was drunk! You can ask Gamertag, she is always the pony who has to carry my drunk ass home," Game Shard answered still laughing a little.
"Oh... oh thank Celestia!" John said relived.
"But what were you saying about you liking somepony?" Game Shard asked with a grin. John's eyes went wide.
"Well you see... I like-" John started but was interrupted by somepony singing.
~~~A few minutes before that~~~
"Okay so the logical thing to do it look at all the places with the most alcohol," Blaze said. Her and Gamertag were looking at a layout of the party.
"Or we could look over there," Skyler said and pointed to a group of ponies who were yelling, "WHOOP WHOOP!"
"And why would we go there?" Blaze asked.
"Well, for one reason I can see Moonshine standing on a table leading the crowd," Skyler answered with a smirk.
"Oh... well then yes Skyler great plan! Let's, uh, go there now," Blaze said embarrassed that she had not noticed the group before.
They went over to the group of ponies and saw Moonshine on the table wearing a bunch of glow sticks and stickers.
"WHEN I SAY WHOOP WHOOP YOU SAY WHOOP WHOOP, READY?!" Moonshine yelled, "WHOOP WHOOP!"
"WHOOP WHOOP!" The crowd cheered in response.
"OKAY GREAT! NOW WHEN I SAY MOONSHINE YOU SAY IS AWESOME, READY?! MOONSHINE!" Moonshine yelled.
"IS AWESOME!" The crowed yelled back.
"MOONSHINE!" Moonshine yelled again.
"GET DOWN HERE!" Gamertag yelled.
All the ponies stared at Gamertag.
"That's not the next part!" Moonshine said.
"Moonshine we need to go! Game Shard may be in trouble! Stop this now!" Gamertag said.
"Alright fine... BUT YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!" Moonshine yelled and then jumped onto the bartender's booth. She then slid across it and sanged, "EQUESTIA!"
The crowd sanged back, "BUCK YEAH!"
Blaze, Skyler, and Gamertag all flew after Moonshine who was running around the party singing different songs.
"CAN THIS GET ANY WORSE?!" Gamertag yelled. Right then the entrance to the party opened and two ponies ran through.
"WHY THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!" Sound Blast yelled running.
"HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO BUCK US UNTIL WE SCREAM WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO DO?!" Kiara yelled back.
The two ponies were being chased by a group of five stallion. They hid behind another stallion and one of the stallions from the group punched the stallion. And then well.... Chaos.
Almost everypony at the party were fighting. Gamertag, Game Shard, John, Kiara, Blaze, Sound Blast, Skyler, and Moonshine were all on the stage watching the fight go on.
"Well... What do we do now?" Skyler asked.
"Well, I don't know about you guys but I'm going to join them!" Moonshine yelled and then gave everypony toy guns and started shooting everypony.
By the end everypony in the party was chasing after Moonshine except for her friends.
"I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!" Moonshine yelled as she slid right in from of the entrance to the party which right then were opened.
~~~A few seconds before the door opened~~~
"Why are you taking me here again?" Shooting Star asked.
"Because you work way too hard and you need a break so we are going to go party!" Rift Raft said.
Shooting Star sighed and said, "This is a dumb idea."
"Just give it a chance," Rift Raft said as she opened the doors. Once she did she saw a giant group of ponies chasing Moonshine who right now was right in front of the door.
"...They're never going to leave us alone, are they?" Shooting Star asked.
"Nope," Rift Raft answered before they were squished into a group of ponies.
~~~The next day~~~
"A party went horribly wrong last night when a fight broke out between the whole party and then against one pony. The group then tried to stop themselves from trampling two other ponies but as a result all the ponies hit each other and got squished together. A few ponies were injured but most came out fine, now it's time for the weather-" The weather mare said before the television turned off.
"You know, we should go to more parties." Moonshine said, turning to Gamertag and Game Shard, who glared at her in response.
Author's Notes:
So I had no idea what to do for this chapter until half way through it. Once I was that far I got a idea for what to do next. The next chapter will progress the 'story' further and add character development for two characters who have not had that much time in the story.
Well that is all for now. See you next Saturday!