<p><i>Or, Derpy Accidentally a Presidential Campaign</i></p><p>Due to a rather strange clause in electoral process added by Thomas Jefferson, ponies turn out to actually be a large voting bloc in the American Presidential primary.</p><p>Upon discovering Equestria, the current candidates begin campaigning in Equestria.</p><p>It doesn't go as well as you'd expect.</p><blockquote><p><b>This is the worst thing I have ever read</b><br/>--Theodore Roosevelt</p></blockquote>