(Masterweaver)

"Huh. Flash Sentry made the news."

"What, again?"

"Yeah, apparently he singlehandedly stopped a corrupt company from demolishing an orphanage using nothing but a slinkie, his guitar, and the power of apple pie."

"...Par for the course. Popcorn's ready."

"Ooo, good, movie's in two minutes!"

(FoME)

"Flash Sentry says he wasn't fully aware of what happened, but you were there with him. What can you tell us?"

"Well—"

Applejack put a hand over Pinkie's mouth. "No comment."

The reporter blinked. "But—"

"No. Comment."

Author's Notes:

Weaver's logic: "We don't use this character often so OBVIOUSLY he's having amazing adventures off screen."