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Group Precipitation

by FanOfMostEverything

Chapter 312: Nuisance of the Week, by Malandy and FoME

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(Malandy)

“Hello, everyone! I’m Sonata Dusk,” said the blue-on-blue siren-aspect, grinning at the camera with exuberence.

“I’m Aria Blaze,” said the news anchor with the purple-green color scheme, smirking at the last member of the trio.

“And I’m Adagio Dazzle,” said the third news anchor, deadpan. She was grimacing, her hair was lacking some of its usual volume, and she had a black eye.

“And this is Siren Spell Stories!” finished the blue one as usual.

"We're doing something special today, and if you've been following the local news, you likely know what it's going to be. Today, we're reporting on Adagio's encounter with beings from outside the universe!"

"You mean other than us?" Aria said snidely.

"Let's get this over with. I was at my hairdresser's, this thing came through a portal, and started sucking up the magic of everyone in the shop. My magic didn't mix that well, I caught on to what was happening, and started beating them to a pulp." Adagio was grinning at the end of the story.

"Then you had to get saved by the GALAX-E Girls!" Aria laughed.

"It. Got. Lucky." was said with a growl.

"Still got saved!" sang-sung Sonata.

"I would've won, if they hadn't barged in, and gave it even more magic! They healed it! So unfair!"

"So... You got knocked out..." Aria gave a lead.

When Sonata saw that Adagio wasn't going to continue, she decided to conclude.

"Then, Flash Sentry showed up. He ended up summoning Sunset Shimmer, which made things worse. Mixing siren magic with harmony magic made the thing sing a heartsong, which was about its plans. Everyone fled while that happened, and the Vaucoi, which is what that thing was called, was captured."

Adagio decided to cut things off there, and ended the segment.

"This has been Siren Spell Stories, your channel for worldwide magical news. Stay tuned for our next segment: more information about other universes, from Sunset Shimmer."


(FoME)

Kikai paced before the assembled girls like a general addressing her troops. The effect would've been a lot more imposing if she weren't the shape and size of a housecat. "Now," she said, "what have we learned?"

"Chain weapons don't work well in close quarters?" said Raindrops.

"If you have to use off-the-shelf magical self-defense items against something that eats magic, don't spray directly into its mouth?" said Blue Oyster.

Ditzy sighed. "We need more live-fire exercises?"

Kikai nodded. "Yes. Yes to all of them, honestly, but especially that last one. You won't always get your tails pulled out of the fire by some timely male with a bouquet of roses."

Golden Harvest leaned on her hammer, giving a smirk that came just shy of a leer. "Yeah, Ditz. Anything you want to tell us about that?"

Ditzy rolled her eyes. "Sometimes a bouquet is just a bouquet."

The other girls shared knowing looks and a few giggles. "Whatever you say, Doktor Zigarre," said Raspberry Fluff.

Author's Notes:

Dicke Zigarre—that is, Thick Cigar—is my go-to pony name for Freud.

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