"PINKIE PIE!"

"LEMON ZEST!"

"I HAVE A CRAZY IDEA!"

"I WANT TO HEAR THIS CRAZY IDEA!"

"BREAD SHOES!"

"BREAD SHOES?!"

"BREAD BAKED INTO THE SHAPE OF SHOES! AND PEOPLE CAN WEAR THEM!"

"THAT'S POINTLESS AND DISGUSTING!"

"I KNOW RIGHT?!"

"I HAVE A BETTER IDEA!"

"YEAH?!"

"BREAD BRACELETS!"

"WOULDN'T THOSE JUST BE BAGELS?"

"I MEAN YEAH, WE'D HAVE TO MARKET THEM DIFFERENTLY, BUT IF WE DID IT RIGHT IT SHOULD WORK!"

"YOU KNOW WHAT?! LET'S DO IT!"

"YEAH! BUT WE SHOULD PROBABLY TALK SOMEWHERE ELSE! ALL THIS CONSTRUCTION IS WAY TOO LOUD!"

"YEAH WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!"

"THEY'RE BUILDING A NEW WING FOR EQUESTRIAN EXCHANGE STUDENTS, SHOULD START COMING IN OVER THE SUMMER!"

"OH NEAT! THAT EXPLAINS THAT COMPLICATED DOOHICKY OVER THERE!"

"YEAH, THAT'S THE EQUESTRIAN MORPHIC APPLICATOR! IT'S BASED OFF LYRA'S TORQUE!

"OH YEAH, SHE'S THE GIRL THAT'S SECRETLY A UNICORN RIGHT?!"

"ABSOLUTELY! AND THAT IS A RARE SENTENCE!"

"HEY, YOU THINK WE COULD HOTWIRE ONE OF THOSE CONSTRUCTION VEHICLES AND TAKE IT FOR A JOYRIDE?!"

"COULD, YES! SHOULD, ABSOLUTELY NOT! AT LEAST NOT WITHOUT SUPERVISION!"

"WHY DON'T WE WAIT TILL THEIR WORK SHIFT'S NEARLY OVER AND ASK THEN?!"

"OH MY GOD! I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT! PATIENCE MIGHT WELL BE THE BEST SOLUTION!"

"YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH PATIENCE HUH?!"

"IT'S MY CURSE!"

Author's Notes:

This chapter was named as it was by the author's request.