“YeeAHHH!”

I yelled from the kitchen to find a group of ants crawling away from the corner. I attempted to just stomp on them all.

But just my luck, they all crawling on me.

I couldn't stop screaming, they were EVERYWHERE!

I mean, I screamed so loud, I could hear Carrot Top bang on the door.

“Rose! Roseluck are you okay?!”

Oh yes I'm fine.

I'm being invaded by ants and a swarm of cockroaches are all over the place, including the refrigerator.

Oh I'm fine alright, just FUCKING peachy.

She continued to knock. “ROSE! ROSELUCK ARE YOU OKAY?!”

Celestia, help this mare before I burn her cat.

With a moment of silence, I heard a huge banging noise which sounded like it came from the living room.

Oh no, this bitch just did not.

Carrot Top ran in, exhaustingly. “I'm sorry, you wouldn't the door so I had to knock it down.”

She did.

I would yell at her for busting down my door, but the insects already began to march on my mouth, declaring their victory.

Carrot Top witnessed the while thing and screamed, which didn't make anything any better.

“Oh my carrots! Rose, why didn't you tell me that your house was invested with insects?!”

Oh, I don't know.

Because there are ants on my mouth so I can't talk. I didn't know that she was that dumb.

The ants seemed to have grabbed more food, because my refrigerator opened, revealing more hoof - made daisy sandwiches and hayburgers.

“Oh my! Do you want me to call pest control?!” said a male voice.

“Comet! Thank goodness you're here!”

Oh great, when things couldn't get any worse, both of my neighbors are in my house.

Yip-fucking-pee.

“Gee Rose, I didn't know that you were an insect lover.”

Really, he decides to go there.

“Comet, now is not the time for jokes! We need to kill all these bugs before they get in all of her house areas.”

Finally, some pony is thinking.

“And why should I have to help her? After all the crude humor I'm severed, I say that she deserves this.”

You, MOTHER FUC-

“Yeah she can be a bit mean sometimes, but that doesn't mean that we shouldn't help her.”

I take back all the rude shit I have said about you Carrot, no matter how stupid you are.

Comet sighed in defeat. I mean, he had to listen to his marefriend, even if he was helping some pony who fucks up his morning.

He used his magic to levitate the insects from my stomach, lower area, and my whole face.

Carrot Top shooed the cockroaches away from the fridge, stuffing them in a jar with holes.

Once all the insects were no longer in the kitchen, or on me, Comet used his magic to send them outside.

Free from bugs, I ran over to Carrot Top, rewarding her with a hug.

“Ooooh THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOOOOU!” I exclaimed.

She couldn't help but chuckle a little. “Uh shucks, I didn't do all the work.”

I turned over to see her annoyed unicorn coltfriend, waiting for his reward.

“Thank you, for not being a jackass.”

He smirked annoyingly. “Nice to have you back Rose.”

I knew that I have to give them both some of my special baked pie that I kept in a special cooler.

Not even the insects could reach it.

I mean, I knew I had to eat something since my lunch was devoured by ants and cockroaches.

Carrot Top of course enjoyed my baked sweets, since I'm good at my work.

However, Comet asshole gave me a sarcastic thumbs up with his magic then eventually turned it into a middle finger.

They both left however, thanking me for the pie, as I thanked them for the save.

Afterwards, I turned off all the lights, running into my room to fall asleep.

Hopefully, I can run to the market and by me some bug repellent.

When you think that your day couldn't get any worse.

I mean, I've always had fucked up days, but I put this on my list of most fucked up days EVER.

It all started with me loosing most of my bits from a little filly that wanted twenty-three bits for bug repellent.

Oh fuck that.

Then I almost scared the fuck out of my crush and senpai, Lightning Dust when I wouldn't stop talking about how I could eat pegasus wings other than dirt.

And to put the icing on top of it all, my house rent is overdue and I only have three days to pay it.

Celestia, why do you hate me so much?

I'm just another one of your innocent subjects who makes a living with her fillyhood flower friends and lives in harmony with other ponies.

Ha ha, nope.

I'm the complete opposite.

I lost touch with my two closest friends when they moved to Maris to make their flower business better, I literally piss off every pony’s morning with my crude humor, and I help out my friend Fluttershy with the animals in return for bits.

Oh yeah, and my house is always invested with insects.

Well, hopefully they are gone.

“YeeAHHH!”

Or so I thought.

After hitting the market for food, I returned home to prepare more food for daisy sandwiches and hay fries.

However, as I entered my kitchen, I found them all surrounded by my refrigerator.

Then before I could drop my groceries and scream, they all stared at me at the same time.

I ran out of that house as fast as I could, trying to catch my breath afterwards.

Carrot Top and Comet Tail couldn't help me out this time.

I knew I had to get an animal lover, that I knew all too well….