Author's Notes:

LET THE BLOOD FLY! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! (For the purposes of this fight, Flora can cast at a regular speed.) Johnathan is the human, and Blackdust is the unicorn

Johnathan stared- yeah let's just skip the bullshit and send him there, shall we?...

...Johnathan stared at the group gathered. One unicorn stallion with a halberd that matched his, three guys in weird clothing and no runes on them, an earth pony cowering in the corner, and a unicorn mare next to a girl off to the side.

"Now that we're all here and introductions have been passed around, let's fight!" Rip said, throwing a leg at Roseshield who ducked it and swung at Rip's privates. Johnathan and Blackdust charged each other with their halberds drawn and swung them against one another. Azuran was being chased by a Jackson holding a pipe he got from a crate. Alfred and Flora got off to a enchantment fight.

Rip jumped back with the close call to his privates. Roseshield tumbled backward from the speed of his own dodge and stood up facing Rip. Rip charged at him and threw another kick, Roseshield blocked it and felt a jolt of electricity course through his arms for a brief second. Rip smiled at him and swung his other leg behind Roseshield. Roseshield heard the muscles and ducked and rolled forward avoiding the attack by mere inches. Roseshield looked back just in time to receive another kick, this one slamming his head into the concrete, ending the fight quickly.

Rip looked at the body of his defeated adversary in slight disappointment, but shrugged and sat down by the Dazzlings and watched the rest fight...

As Johnathan swung his halberd down, Blackdust swung his up, the two meeting in the middle with such power and force to send out a shockwave of air, sending both opponents back. Johnathan cast a quick glance at his halberd, concerned for it's durability, then charged forward again, this time planning to spear his opponent. Blackdust rolled out of the way by hugging his halberd to his body, then swung the butt of his toward Johnathan's feet hoping to trip him. Johnathan jumped at the right moment but landed on his ass anyway. Blackdust used him rubbing his rear to behead him.

Flora threw a minor vine-based restriction spell on Alfred, who then proceeded to burn it. Alfred tossed a simple breeze enchantment on Flora, who disspelled it by changing it to a plant based spell and breaking it.

"You're pretty good at casting spells for a human," Flora said, hoping to make him mad and mess up.

"Thanks. I've had awhile to practice, what with being the human anchor for all of Equestria," Alfred replied, calmer than ever.

"Really? Why haven't I ever heard of you?" Flora asked, testing his minor defenses by poking at him with vines.

"Different timeline probably. But why haven't I heard of somepony as strong as you from Celestia or Luna yet?" Alfred countered, poking at her with tendrils of pure magic.

"So you want me to stop holding back?" Flora asked, smiling slightly.

Alfred smiled like a madman and said, "Yes. I haven't had a good challenge for quite some time. So let's go somewhere that we can't harm the others, shall we?"

"Of course," Flora then transported herself to the closest forest, knowing that Alfred would easily find her. And not even three moments later, Alfred appeared from behind a tree and smiled at her with a spell in his closed fist.

"So this is where you think you can best me? True you have an advantage being surrounded by nature, but that doesn't mean anything to me, an archmage!" Alfred said, throwing every mages favorite spell at Flora. A fireball.

Flora gasped and rolled to the side avoiding the attack. Then threw her strongest spell at him. Turning every plant, dead or living, to attack him all at once. He countered this by releasing a burst of fire that burned every single plant in a 3km radius. Flora, shocked by the sheer strength of this spell, fell unconscious...

Alfred sighed and picked her up and transported them both back to the warehouse...

"STAY STILL YOU USELESS MEATBAG!" Azuran said, chasing Jackson with the pipe now.

"FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOU AUTHOR!" Hey, it's supposed to be comedy relief. "FUCK YOU ANYWAY! AND HOW THE HELL DID HE GET THE PIPE AWAY FROM ME IN THE FIRST PLACE! I HAVE FINGERS!" Simple. You swung with all your might, hit the metal beam he had tricked you into hitting, and let go because you had no protection against the jarring pain that came with the blow of hard metal on harder metal. So there.

"Ok, I'm bored now. Can I go home?" Azuran said, dropping the pipe and walking away.

"Wait, what? Just like that? You're gonna make him give up?" No, he just really wants to go home. I don't interfere all too much. Just when you guys break the wall outside of a specialty chapter. "Oh..."

At this point, Alfred returned with an unconscious Flora in his arms and said, "I didn't hurt her. She passed out from how strong my spell was."

Jackson ran over and took her from the mage and held her close. After feeling her small heart beat against him, he released a small breath he didn't realize he was holding. He turned to Rip and Jackson and asked, "So what now? Do we go home, or what?"

"Well, depending on how everyone took the ending to your chase and being chased, he might do it again later, but only me, Rip, and Roseshield will remember this round. Everyone else mentioned in the chain will forget any of this ever happened," Blackdust said.

"It's true. So with that, until next time, farewell and goodbye!" Rip said, waving at you. Yes you, reader. Ta!