"If I was a werewolf" sounds like the worst thought experiment ever.

Okay, fine, let's have a thought experiment.

one white rose-Pipsqueak

doz yellow rose-Pond

bunch daffodil-Draft Ale

bunch daffodil-Craft Ale

doz magnolia-Dogtrack

potted geranium-Vinyl Scratch

If I was a werewolf:

um

Super Nose™

I have to turn into a wolf

I get to turn into a wolf?

Shedding on the furniture

Brushing teeth gets harder

7:55

Pipsqueak stopped by bright and early, before we were even officially open.  He seemed a little out of sorts.  Probably got his eye on some filly at school, haha.

10:00

Cousin Hanakotoba stopped by!  Totally closing down the flower stand and having lunch with her - what the heck, it's Friday.  Hana brought some camellia and snake gourd.

10:00

pm

I guess I started dropping am/pm.  Doesn't matter much until you need it.  Though, I guess it really doesn't matter much at all, which might be why I stopped writing it.

Of course we insisted Cousin Hana stay with us.  She's in my room.  I'm at the kitchen table because I didn't want to disturb her sleep with my not-sleep.

Okay, I might have a few more things for the "If I was a werewolf" list:

I might be hungry more

Is being so calm part of it?  I mean, I've been a little antsy, but I've made up for it by being super chill during a couple of minor disasters in the last few weeks.

I might have a problem with silver.  I mean, I haven't checked, I don't own anything silver, but is that a real werewolf thing?  I've been putting it off, but I should convince myself to look at werewolf books in the library.  Not this late at night, though.

Speaking of putting things off, I forgot to make an appointment again. Next Chapter: May 14 Estimated time remaining: 13 Minutes