Title: The Seventh Element
Rating: T
Chapter: Chapter 5 Rainbow, the Wonderbolts and Bluebitch
AN: Hey everyone, sorry this one took so long to make, A LOT of shit happened. Yeah. SOOOOOOOOOOOO are you guys ready for another EPIC chapter? Sorry, those come in a few chapters. Here’s another boring one. LOL It’s about RAINBOW DASH, my third favorite pony of the series! :D Btw, today, marks my SEVEN year anniversary here in Fanfiction! I miss my old account… ANYWAY, I HAVE NO LIFE!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
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“You have a lot of nerve coming here and ordering me around!”

Rainbow Dash was standing with her fists clenched and on her hips, she was glaring down the tall slender blonde that was sneering at her. “And you have some nerve treating me like some commoner!” The blonde flipped her long golden locks and sent icy glares at Rainbow Dash.

Earlier that day

Today was a good day for Rainbow Dash, she got to exercise her wings, got to spend some time alone, got to sort a lot of things in her mind. It was a nice solitary day, cause hell, everyone needs a nice solitary day.

Rainbow Dash had heard from Celestia that she was going to bring in some more fliers to watch the skies with Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash had mixed feelings about sharing the skies with some other fliers she may or may not know, but knowing the Princess, she’ll get some fliers she knows.

Rainbow Dash had cleared the skies like Clockwork had told her too, letting sunshine onto the grounds. The timing was perfect because everyone was feeling kinda gloomy, so the sunshine brightened up a lot of other’s days. Spike had come to her earlier, asking if she needed any help with what she was doing.

“Sorry Spike, but all I got to do is work with the skies, and no offense man, but… You can’t fly.”

Rainbow Dash then pointed him in the direction of Apple Jack and the other guards, saying they could probably use his help with something.

“But you see, I don’t have anything to do now that Twilight kicked me out…” Rainbow Dash had told him that she must have had a reason for doing that, but he wouldn’t listen. Spike had looked a little disappointed, but he went on his way anyway. Rainbow Dash had mixed feelings about what was going on, I mean, as in what’s going on with everything.

Rainbow had lain against the cloud she was using as her personal bed for the moment, well, let’s see, first off, this new body is driving me crazy! First I have to learn how to walk, and that was a killer. Second, I had to learn how to fly again! ME! I had to LEARN how to FLY. Jeez, even Flutters- BUTTERSCOTCH! Didn’t have to learn again! Though he just flies slow and close to the ground. She turned to her side, But then again, this new body does have some little perks… I am faster now. And… I’m uhh… I can bend easily now.

Rainbow sighed, Great, I can’t seem to think of anymore perks. She smiled to herself, but I can name a few, okay, a lot of down sides, if I keep working for hours on end, I get these cramps and have to take a break. Also, I can’t eat just the things I like anymore. If I eat too many cupcakes I just… Get fatter easily.

She turned over in her cloud, but at least I can still be on clouds. I think I would die if I couldn’t be on clouds anymore.

“Well hi there!”

Rainbow shot up, that voice was familiar to her. She gasped when she turned and saw two of the Wonderbolts before her eyes. Spitfire, had a long and lean body with long legs and strong looking arms. She was dressed in the Wonderbolt’s blue jumpsuit with its lightning bolts oh the back and front, and her lightning cutie mark on her left flank. Her hair was wild and wind washed with the colors of fire, and her wings were a sun yellow, like her eyes, and they were about her arm length, like Rainbow Dash’s. Her eyes were the same shame as the golden sun, Goggles perched on her head, and her skin was a beach tanned color.

Next to Spitfire was Soarin, with his crazy wind washed hair, his goggles still on, but it was easy to see his eyes were an emerald green. His skin was the same shade as Spitfire, and he dressed with the same jumpsuit, except his cutie mark which was his lightning bolt with wigs on his right flank. His body was something that Rainbow just couldn’t take her eyes off of, his chest was flat and you could see through his jumpsuit his muscles and six pack. His arms were long with a nice balance of muscle. His legs were long and lean and his wings were angel white and the same length as Rainbow Dash’s.

“You’re Rainbow Dash right? I’m Soarin, we met at last year’s Grand Galloping Gala.” Soarin smiled as he flew to Rainbow Dash, who couldn’t take her eyes off of him.

“Yeah… Yeah! I remember! I saved your pie!” Soarin grinned and nodded, “What are you guys doing here!?” Rainbow Dash excitedly flew into the air and her wings flapped excitedly.

“I thought you guys looked awesome before, not that you’re not awesome now, but you’re like 50 percent more awesome now cause this happened to you guys and now-”

Soarin cut in, “whoa whoa now there! Take it easy! We’re not going to disappear.” Rainbow Dash took a few deep breaths, “better now?” Dash nodded.

“What are you guys doing here?” Rainbow finally choked out as her fan girl side had resurfaced. Her heroes, the Wonderbolts were here, before her eyes! It was even better than the Grand Galloping Gala when she first met Soarin and saved his pie. Why does that memory resurface? Spit fire had said something, but Rainbow’s mind had been clouded by the memory. “Huh? Sorry, didn’t hear that.”

Spit fire smiled, “I said, Princess Celestia had sent for the best fliers to come and help with security of the castle. We answered back and were accepted.” Rainbow Dash had done a mental back flip and victory laps. She was going to work with her heroes! The Wonderbolts!!

“Everything looks just about right in the skies. This your work?” Soarin asked Rainbow Dash as he inspected the skies. Rainbow blushed and nodded, “Really? Wow.” He chuckled, “Me and Spit fire haven’t tended to the skies ever since becoming part of the Wonderbolts.”

Rainbow’s smile faded a bit, “what do you mean?”

Spit fire, “actually, Rainbow Dash right?” Rainbow nodded, “right, jut making sure I don’t call you something else. Anyway, why don’t ya show us around? We are going to be working together.”

Rainbow nodded and motioned for Soarin to follow, but his attention was on the sky. He looked at the sky with such longing, as if he was… lonely.

He finally noticed when rainbow called his name, then he plastered a grin on his face, “Oh! Yeah! Coming!” He sped to them and they all soared around the castle, teaching what little Rainbow knew about the castle she called home for the past week. But every once in awhile, Rainbow would glance at Soarin, and sometimes she caught him looking to the sky.

Later that day…

Spit fire and Soarin burst into laughter at the joke rainbow told them. “That was a great one Rainbow! The part with the crazy hamburger killed me!” Spit fire wiped the stray tears from her eyes, caused from her laughter.

Rainbow shrugged, “well, I can be so totally awesome at jokes.” Rainbow noticed the time, “oh! Shoot! Guys we gotta hurry! Dinner is gonna be served soon!” Rainbow broke into a huge grin, “Celestia told us that she’s gonna serve pie for dessert after she tells us the big news!” Soarin perked up when he heard pie.

“PIE!? SWEEEEET!” Soarin flew up and did a back flip, “I haven’t had pie in weeks!”

Spit fire chuckled as she saw how Soarin acted. She chuckled as she remembered that Soarin is only like this when Rainbow is there. The Grand Galloping Gala. That was one of the first times he actually smiled for real. Spit fire asked, “so where is dinner gonna be served? I’m starved after flying all the way here!”

Rainbow Dash beckoned them as they sped through the halls to the dining hall, and along the way, they had knocked some soldiers off their feet, and even passed the studio Rarity was in. Rainbow had heard laughter, then she cracked a smile, Rarity finally loosened up? Bout time!

They landed on their feet at one of the three entrances to the dining hall, “man, this is gonna be so cool!” Rainbow said for the nth time. She opened the double doors and showed her idols the dining hall until she was interrupted. Quite rudely at that as well.

“Watch where you are going you filthy commoner.”

Rainbow stopped and turned to see a tall slender, pale skinned woman with long blonde hair, light blue eyes and a sneer on her face. She wore one of the finest dresses available which was a deep red with spaghetti straps, and embroidened with gold flowers on the hem. On her head was a long white horn, longer than most unicorns. “Don’t make me say it again. I absolutely loathe wasting words on ignorant swine.”

Rainbow Dash furrowed her brow, “I don’t know what your problem is, but don’t get all in my face about being… whatever you called me!”

She flipped her hair back, “I called you an ignorant swine. But as I can see you are too low class and unintelligent to know what those, big words mean.”

Soarin stepped back, even though he’s in a new body and slightly different mindset, he knows that a male should never get in between a female’s battle. Spit fire stepped forward, “hey! Who d you think you are just insulting her out of the blue!?”

Rainbow stepped forward until she was mere inches from the blonde. She puffed up and stood at full height, coming close to the blonde’s own height, “you can’t just come and insult me! I’m busting my flank keeping watch of the skies of the castle!”

She rolled her eyes, “oh please. Flying around and doing nothing isn’t work as you say. You do nothing except take up space.”

Rainbow growled at her, “I haven’t seen you lift a finger! So you’re one to talk!”

“I just got here, fool.”

Rainbow Dash’s face was bright red in anger, “whatever! And what has your panties in a bunch? What’d I do to you!?”

The blonde scoffed, “if you must know, you almost stepped on my brand new shoes! They are very expensive, most likely cost more than your own home!” She showed Rainbow Dash the solid gold pumps she was wearing.

“Who in their right mind would walk around in clothes like that? I only know about one other pony that would be so uptight like that. Well, other than Rarity.” Rainbow, after the Grand Galloping Gala, had to listen, along with the other ponies about what happened with Rarity when they were all having donuts and coffee with Spike. Rarity said that she met the rudest, childish, uncouth being in all of Equestria. She told us that he was such a terrible stallion and treated her like dirt the whole time she was there. Rainbow pondered about that day, his name was… “You wouldn’t happen to be, Prince Blueblood would you?”

The blonde rolled her eyes, “I am no longer a prince. I am a princess. Princess Blueblood.”

Rainbow saw red as she was now in front of the pony that hurt Rarity. She and Rarity weren’t that great friends, but no pony, I repeat, NO PONY messes. With. Rainbow’s. Friends! Rainbow smirked, “so your shoes are pretty expensive huh?”

The blonde barked out a laugh, “of course, I just said that!” She smirked, “are you so uncouth as to remember what was stated not even mere minutes before?”

Rainbow Dash cleared her throat, “so that means you’ll be pretty upset when I do… this!” Rainbow snorted and leaned backwards.

“No.”

She snorted more.

“No!”

Her cheeks puffed up.

“NO!”

Spit fire face palmed as she saw Rainbow spit a huge loogie onto the blonde’s shoes. The blonde gaped at her shoes then at Rainbow Dash, her face contorted in anger and her blue eyes flashed red for a split second, “my new shoes!” She pushed Rainbow.

Oh god. I don’t like where this is going. Soarin stepped away from the women even more, knowing firsthand, that this was going to get ugly. “It’s your fault, you could have just said nothing and politely tell me to be more careful!” Rainbow crossed her arms over her chest. “So get out of my face!”

The blonde scoffed, “did you just push me? Me?” She walked to the dessert cart, which was already out for the other occupants of the castle. She grabbed a cupcake and tread back to Rainbow Dash. “You ruin my new shoes, you spit on royalty, you push me…” She sneered, “no one messes with Princess Blueblood!” She smashed the cupcake in Rainbow’s face, momentarily getting over the fact that she hates getting dirty.

Rainbow licked the cupcake from her face, “A cupcake? Is that all you got, girl?” Rainbow dashed to the cart and picked up a steaming apple pie, “try this on for size you prissy, bitch!” She brought her arm back, and then suddenly sent the pastry flying towards the princess. The princess was too in shock that she was fighting back that she didn’t catch the pie mid air with her magic, causing it to splatter onto her face and new dress. Including shoes!

Blueblood wiped the pie from herself, then screamed in rage as she headed to the other cart, and was soon sending other pastries flying towards Rainbow Dash with said person doing the same thing.

Spit fire was standing to the side, rubbing her temples. Soarin was beside her and he asked, “Uh, Spit fire? Why aren’t you stopping them?”

Spit fire sighed, “Adding another person to the fight, be it a male or female, will just add to the tension. Remember that fight between me and Peppermint Snaps?” Soarin shuddered, “Yeah, you remember. So it’s best that we just don’t get involved.” Soarin nodded in agreement, not wanting to be like Lemon pop, who was still in the hospital for getting in between the fight between Spit fire and Peppermint Snaps.

Blueblood had just thrown a pie as this exchange was said, but with Rainbow being faster, she ducked and dodged the pastry, and not caring that two entrances were just opened around them. “You will cease your fire at once commoner!”

“Me!? I should just pound your face in!” She picked up a plate and hurled it at Blueblood, narrowly missing her, “You’re the reason Rarity cried that whole night! You’re the reason we had to comfort her and convince her that she wasn’t just trash!”

“Oh I’m sorry! I didn’t know that other people were important! Everyone here are just tools to make my life easier! Who cares if I hurt your friends feelings!? She wanted me to get my hooves dirty? No thank you!”

“ENOUGH!”

Lunar’s voice bellowed into the hall. Rainbow, Twilight, Rarity, Big Mac, Soarin, Spit fire and Blueblood all covered their ears from the high volume of Lunar’s voice. Lunar was seething with anger at what he witnessed his niece doing. Lunar was so enraged, that his hair turned to the night sky, his eyes dyed into the color of icy blue, and his breaths were becoming ragged.

Twilight watched as she witnessed Lunar in his angry form. He almost looked like he was Nightmare Moon again…

Lunar shook his head and took deep breaths, calming himself and letting his hair fade back to its light blue/purple hue, and his eyes back to their dark color. “I see you have finally arrived, Blueblood.”

Blueblood straightened herself, “um yes. And as you can see, I’m now female.”

“As I can see. And pray tell…” He motioned with his arm the state the dining hall had become, with pastries covering the ground and walls, and broken fine china littering around them. “…What is the meaning of this!?”

Rainbow stepped forward as Blueblood shirked back, “Prince Lunar, she started the fight. She insulted me, degraded my friends and the other ponies here in the castle!”

Lunar shot her a glare, “that gives you no right to do what you have done.” Rainbow placed her hands behind her head and kicked up imaginary dust. “Blueblood.” She looked up, “we will have a discussion about what has happened here.” Blueblood nodded, sending rainbow a hateful glare. “Rainbow Dash,” Rainbow groaned, not liking where this was going, “Twilight will figure out what will be done.”

Twilight blanched, “what?”

Lunar smirked, “you heard me.” He turned and walked out of the dining hall, “my appetite has been lost. I’ll be retreating to my quarters. Good night.” Lunar then disappeared into the dark halls, leaving behind the shocked others and Celestia walking in clutching her stomach.

“CRAMPS!”
DONE!
Jesus, you guys have no idea how hard it was to write this chapter! One, I had the original one written out, but I didn’t like it so I had to destroy it. So then I started out on scratch. And wasn’t THAT fun? Then, a lot of things suddenly happened with school, and I just couldn’t get time to myself and type. So yeah. Wasn’t that FUN!? And THEN I had a deadline to meet! I wanted to post this AS SOON as the actual date came. Which is today.
Anyway, hope you liked the chapter. And those of you that knows what happened in the last sentences… Yeah. I want to be a total bitch to the ponies and I’m going to make them suffer the worst thing a woman has to suffer. The dreaded… .
EEYUP. And also, the whole fight scene, was just added to amuse myself. Someone pissed me off, sooooooo I took my anger out on Blueblood. Cause he I MEAN she, IS A BITCH! Read, rate, review!

ATTENTION! After this chapter, I will NOT be putting the bolds and italics! Fuck that. Look how behind this fic is compared to the fanfiction one. This will be remedied if I just ignore the italics, bolds and underlines. If you want to read it with the bolds and italics, then go on Fanfiction. That one allows Anonymous reviews, unlike here. so yeah.... TAKE THAT.