It was Neaera's first birthday! Or... her seventh? No one was quite sure what to go with. It was true that she aged seven times faster, but no was quite sure if she should go with her physical looks or her technical age. To fix this weird question, the cake's candles had a 1/7 on it. Of course, her class was there to celebrate her birthday, and she received many gifts, though one gift truly stood out for her.

Neaera inspected her last gift from Cable: an operational mega buster that shot out tennis balls, but, perhaps with some rewiring, could work. Deadpool knelt to her.

"Enjoying your birthday!?" He asked

"Yeah!" She replied "This is awesome! I can't wait to make this fully operational so I can stop bad guys!"

"...You still want to do the hero thing?"

"Yeah! I don't want to be a Disney princess that made kids repeat a song for over 2 years. I wanna DO something rather than sign papers to do it! I wanna use... myself... for something epic! Don't you hate being strapped down, dad?"

"Only depending on the situation."

"...What?"

"NOTHING!!!" He rustled her head. "But I like your attitude! I'd say just be normal... but considering on your parents, and your... thing... that's out of the window. Speaking on your parents, what did your mom gave you?" Neaera pulled out a certificate.

"An entrance to Princess Celestia's school for gifted unicorns."

"...Huh."

"I know, I haven't done any magic yet. And I certainly don't count aging fast as 'magic'."

"Heh, damn straight. ...You... you still curious about it?"

"About what?"

"Why I wear the mask?"

"...Oh. Forgot... but... yeah."

"Let's go into your room. You'll see." Both father & daughter left the party as a congo line was formed. Neaera's room was like most typical women's rooms, but instead of some boyband posters, there was some posters of different heroes, ranging from Iron-Man, Gilgamesh, and- "Uh uh! No Batman!"

"But it's Michael Keaton's Batman."

"...Alright... I'll allow it. Back to the thing... you... promise to not scream?"

"Why would I do that?"

"Well... I'm not... there's a reason why I wear this mask."

"...Are you a living Avocado?" He facepalmed himself.

"No... I'm not a living avocado... just... observe." Deadpool turned around and took his mask off. Neaera saw the back of his deformed head, then his face as he turned around.

"...Dad... you're... you're-"

"A testicle with teeth? A Zombie? The result of Freddy Frueger face f**king the topographical map of Utah? Yeah... I know."

"... Am I gonna be that ugly?"

"WHAT!? NO!!! Look, you should know that you're my daughter, and I love you, but I'm not a 'good guy', per-say."

"I heard, actually."

"Yeah... Neaera... I've killed people. I'm not exactly 'family friendly'. I've made many enemies through my life, both bad guys and goody little two shoes heroes. This face, you see, if the face of a dmaged man that came from a f**ked up life, but now, has discovered peace in this land... kinda."

"...oh. Dad? How... how did you... look like... well-?"

"Cancer. And not the crab, but the b**ch ass disease that also destroyed Captain America's shield."

"...Why are your words green?"

"Eh, usually a reference that not a lot of people understand or need proof. Anyways, the big C turned this Ryan Reynolds look-a-like into something you'd see in a B horror film!"

"...Why now? And what does this have to do with me?" He sat next to her.

"I'm telling you that I'm not perfect, but if you really want to be a goody-two shoes hero... I'm here to support you."

"You... wanna help me?"

"Of course! You're my daughter! How can I say no to someone so cute as you!? Plus, I think I have the best birthday suit for you!"

"...Uh... you aren't planning to-?" Deadpool pulled out her suit.

"TA-DA!!! Every hero needs a badass suit to go in!" Neaera's mouth opened wide. She took the suit and inspected it.

"...It has a butthole."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0

"...I walked into that one, didn't I?" She asked

"Yep." Wade answered. "We weren't sure if you were going to have, so my friends took some precautions. Don't worry, though, it's gonna close, perfect for when you go commando. ...Just wear underwear, though."

"Oh, got it!... Can I get some privacy?"

"Sure." Deadpool left her alone, putting back on his mask. Neaera inspected the new suit, seeing that it was a one piece, excluding the mask.

"Uh, can I get some privacy, readers?"

Oh... sorry. Go ahead I'll just be next to your dad................ Done yet?

"Almost! Tell them now!"

Oh, okay. Ahem, Neaera saw that the suit was loose around her.

"Well... that's disappointing." Her suit glowed as it became tighter around her. The holes around her body were filled, and though it became tight, it wasn't too tight to constrict her. Rather, it actually felt life a second layer of skin! She couldn't help but squeal, seeing her in the suit. The sock looking boots were put on, followed by her gloves. They became a part of her as well.

Look at us! We're awesome!!!

Just one more thing!

Neaera grabbed the mask and inspected it.

"Huh... why does it have eyes?" she asked

"Don't question it!" Deadpool spoke behind the door "just roll with it."

"Honey? Where's Neaera?" Luna asked. Neaera hastily put on the mask, unsure with her long mane & horn. More magic came, and the mask fitted itself along with her face, with her breathing normal. She looked at herself in the mirror, her eyes moving like her dad's. In fact, nothing was white, but normal.

"Whoah! This is so cool!!!" She squealed. She opened the door to see her parents. "Mom! Dad! I'm a hero!!!"

"...Oh no." Luna said.

"That's good!" Deadpool said, taking a picture of her. "Now, if you really want to be a hero, then go out there and make a difference!!!"

"Hello world!" Neaera announced proudly "Here comes... uh... oh... got any hero names?"

"Any that aren't trademarked? Nope."

"...Oh... Well... Here comes the masked horse! ...No, that doesn't sound good. I'll think about that. Excuse me, I gotta save the world." She scooted by her parents and ran down to the party.

"...Deadpool." Luna growled "What have you done!?"

"I supported our little girl." Deadpool said. "And trust me, if it happens... who are we to stop our child from becoming another Jesus-like-savior?"

"She is not going to become a janitor."

"Wrong Jesus."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYRLNgOhAQU

Neaera posed in front of her mirror.

"Uh... Mooncheeks! No. Deadpool 2? No, not good enough. Oh, hello! Yes, this is a montage! I know! How original? Have any names? Comment below, and don't be mean about it' I'm only a 1 year old!"

A cat was on top of a tree. Fluttershy held some fish to get it down. Neaera walked next to her.

"Don't worry miss," she said "I got this." She climbed onto the tree. The cat hissed at her. "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. I'm not gonna-" The cat lunged at her and clawed at her face. "AWW!!! KITTY ATTACK KITTY ATTACK!!!"

Deadpool and Neaera, not in suit stood in an open field. Deadpool held a gun at her

"Are you sure about this?" He asked "I think we should start off small."

"This is small!" Neaera replied. "Just shoot me in my kidney!"

"... if you say so."

BLAM!!!

Neaera sat in the hospital, with Deadpool replacing his kidney for her exploded one.

"Well, looks like you can't replace organs." He said. "Better be careful."

"Same thing to you." She replied.

"What do you-?" She punched him in the nuts. He fell down in pain.

In chemistry class, Neaera had her chem set operating. She took beaker filled with blue liquid and put it in a cup of green liquid over a fire. An explosion was seen, as Neaera fired from her class and landed straight to the wall.

"...Ow." she muttered.

Neaera held a random pony with a ski mask on & stripped clothing.

"Where'd you get these diamonds!?" she demanded. "Who did you stole from!?"

"Pl-please!" The pony begged "I'm just in a costume contest!!!"

"...What?" She looked around. A bunch of other ponies were in line for a 'Best Bad Guy Cotsume Contest'. A police mare stood next to her, chewing on some gum. "...Oh."

In her room, Neaera posed for the mirror, but noticed that she was developing breasts.

"Ooh! I'm looking sexy!" She turned to see that she had a belly. "Ugh! Better work that off."

Neaera, with the help of Bulk Biceps, lifted some dumbbells. Unfortunately, Bulk saw a really attractive mare pass by. He followed her, being thirsty. Neaera held the dumbbell weakly, then it fell onto neck. She desperately tried to get it off.

"...Help." She wheezed.

Luna entered the kitchen, but saw Neaera stuffing her face with leftover cake. Neaera, blinking a bit, quickly ran away.

"Neaera!!!" Luna yelled.

Deadpool, Luna, and Neaera, reading a book called 'Princess 101', watched Deadpool's own movie.

"Look at that!" Deadpool yelled "I shot that guy in the head!"

"We saw." Luna said with a lack of enthusiasm.

Celestia laid on the her bead, moaning in delight.

"Oh... you have the best hands in Equestria." She said. Neaera peeked out, massaging her flanks.

"So do I get to pass?" she asked.

"Sure... whatever."

Neaera & Deadpool stood together with Bob balancing a potted plant on his head. Deadpool gave her a pistol.

"Just fire at the plant." he said

"But what about Bob?" she asked

"Eh, he's going to be fine."

"I'm not like you!" Bob exclaimed

"Alright, fine." He blindfolded him.

"Not helping!"

"Shut up. Alright, Fi-"

BLAM!!!

Deadpool fell to the floor, dead again.

"...Oops." Neaera said.

Posing in the mirror again, Neaera looked at herself, seeing that she now had D sized breasts. They weren't huge, nor were they small. She sighed to herself, taking her mask off.

(End music)

Deadpool and Luna sat on the couch together, watching some reruns of Dr. Who.

"So... this is a human that travels through time?" Luna asked

"No, Luna, i's an alien that happens to look like a human." Deadpool replied

"Huh... and why do you enjoy this?"

"British!" He replied, putting on a monocle. Unfortunately, his monocle broke as Neaera came out... 'naked'. "GAH!!! PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!!!"

"What!?" She asked "I'm covered in fur, remember?"

"We discussed about this a year ago! It's not normal for us to walk around naked, only your mother can!"

"...Mom? Is it alright if I walk around naked?"

"...I hate to agree, but yes, put something on." Luna said.

"Oh come on! You can't see anything past this!"

"You've got boobs!" Deadpool said "And you're only 2 years old! This is... beyond weird!" He covered his eyes. "PLEASE!!! WEAR SOMETHING!!!"

"...Fine." She walked back into her room, then came out, wearing a black sports bra & shorts. "This work?" Deadpool looked at her.

"...You look like a UFC Fighter."

"...So?"

"It's alright. So, how was your day?" Neaera groaned as she sat down on the spare chair.

"Hard! Who ever knew that being a hero was so tough!?"

"Well it's easier being a hero as a princess." Luna suggested. Both Neaera and Wade looked at her displeased. "...What? I'm only suggesting."

"Sure~" Deadpool replied sarcastically. "So you had a rough time, Neaera. You think being a hero was going to be easy?"

"No. Finding something that can make me a hero is the rough thing! And I'm not quite sure if I'm actually ready for this hero thing I want to do. I might as well live like some stupid dog." Her horn glowed and she conjured up a bag of chips.

"...Hold on just a minute!" Deadpool pulled out his cellphone and dialed a number. "Hello? ... Yeah, it's me, Deadpool! Are you accepting new students?"

"Who are you talking to?" Luna asked

"Really!? How much does it cost? ... That much, eh? Heh, no problem! Who? ... Oh! My daughter, Neaera! I know! It's a surprise to me as well! I'll see ya soon!" He hung the phone before pulling out a control. With a press of the button, a portal opened "You ready to see your Uncle Cruger"

"Uncle Cruger?" Both ladies asked in unison.

"Was he one of the people that saved Equeatris with you?" Luna asked with skepticism.

"Yes, he is." Deadpool replied "And don't you worry; not only is a lot more responsible than me, but he's a real hero!"

"A REAL HERO!?!?!?" Neaera gasped in excitement. "What are we waiting for! Let's go!" She ran to the portal, but was stopped by Deadpool.

"Ah ah! This is gonna cost me some cash, okay? You have to do your maximum effort, you know why?"

"...Because giving your 110% is impossible and if it were in the thousands, you'd only be giving 11%?"

"...That's one, but, Cruger, he's pretty hard on the outside. But on the outside, he's a complete softie. When you do what you do, and make him proud... get a good recording of him crying and post it online! I'll give you a small loan of a million dollars!!!"

"SWEET!!!" She gave her mom a hug. "Bye mom! I'm going to hero school!"

"Wha-!?" She asked in shock. "B-but what about your magic training?"

"That's in there as well." Deadpool said "Ooh! If you can, bring some SPD gear back!"

"I'll try!"

"No! Don't try!"

"Oh, sorry. I mean, I'll give my maximum effort!"

"That's what I'm talking about! Come on, let's do the jingle!"

"Jingle?"

"Watch!" Deadpool performed a dance. "Blue skidoo, we can too!" He entered the portal. Neaera blinked, but copied.

"Blue Skidoo, we can too?" She entered the portal, then it closed. Luna looked both ways, then pulled out a certain object from a mario bros. Game

"Looks like it's just you and me tonight." she spoke.

Author's Notes:

To be continued in... SPD Emergency!!!