The day had arrived. It was Neaera's third birthday, and, her first official day of heroing... if she was going to continue, that is, or else this was going to be her last as well. She put on her suit, seeing herself inf the mirror one last time. She was a young woman/mare hybrid, and she was going to kick ass! Her dad opened her door.

"Got everything packed!?" He asked.

"As much as I can." She replied "Though, I never had a lot to begin with."

"That just makes it easier. Come on!" She followed her dad. At the bottom of the staircase, her mother stood there. She looked at her nervously.

"So... off to save the world?" she asked

"I think so." Neaera replied. She touched behind her mother's right ear. "Don't worry, I'll be back." Her mother teared up. The two hugged each other.

"Please... don't do anything foolish."

"I'll try my best, mom. But sometimes, the most wisest of people were considered fools."

"...So true..."

"Ah, don't worry, Luna." Deadpool said "We're gonna start a bit easy with her. The rest is up to her. Come on!" Deadpool opened a portal. "Next stop... Niagara falls!"

Somewhere, in a secret cave inside the mountain of Niagara falls, a secret, illegal operation was going on. A group of soldiers, all holding M-4s, stood around, keeping watch, as a line of cancer victims waited in line, too weak to move & escape. Some scientists injected them with a serum into their necks, followed by putting them into a container, taking all of their oxygen away. The one leading this operation was another man, wearing combat armor, but had himself a pair of hatchets with him. One of the leading scientists approached to him.

"Sir?" The scientist spoke "Mr. Ajax?"

"Yes, what is it?" He replied "How are our sales doing?"

"Well... we've estimated that, by next year, we will have a 17% increase in income."

"Hm... good. Very good. And this is all still a secret to those fucking 'heroes'?"

"There's a few investigations still going on, but so far, no one has discovered us."

"Excellent. Oh, and has anyone found Deadpool yet?"

"Don't need to." The Merc said. Walking around and leaning next to a crate was the Merc with the Mouth himself. "It's been a long time, Francis. And if you're wondering, this is another alternate dimension, so no, he's not a zombie or cyborg." Ajax Francis walked and looked over his makeshift railing.

"Wade fucking Wilson! Where the hell have you been these last 5 years!?"

"Oh, you know, traveling to Equestria, having awesome crossovers with other Fanfics, and anticipating for my sequel. Oh, and there's someone I have to introduce you to! Come along, Neaera! Don't be shy." Walking from around the corner was Neaera, though in costume, looked pretty shy.

"Uh... hi." She said with a wave. Ajax Francis wiped his eyes.

"What... the fuck... is that!?" He demanded.

"Hey! Language!" Deadpool yelled "Only I can swear the most! And the f**k aren't you censored!? Aw, nevermind. Francis, meet Neaera, my daughter."

"...You... fucked a horse?"

"Pony. More specifically, Princess Luna, but let's not talk about me having sex around her; she's pretty embarrassed."

"You... traveled into a retarded little girl's show?" Both Deadpool and Neaera gasped with the same expression.

"...THAT DOES IT!!!" Both yelled in unison. Deadpool pulled out his twin semi-auto machine guns as Neaera pulled out her twin short swords, but with a click of a button, both turned into semi-autos.

"Cue the music." Deadpool said.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSCAv3trnyo

Ajax Francis smirked.

"Kill them." The soldiers aimed at the two and fired! Deadpool and Neaera ran their own separate ways and fired back at the soldiers. Neaera, being the hero she wants to be, and Deadpool, supporting her, fired at the solder's legs, making them fall and wail in pain. Deadpool slid to his group of soldiers, pulling his swords out and slicing their weapons out of their hands, followed by kicking them in their nuts. Neaera, meanwhile, ran to her group of soldiers, using the base of her sword/guns to knock them out, followed by using her own fists to take their guns away & either breaking them or using the base to knock them out. Ajax Francis saw that, despite Neaera being different, was pretty much effective as, if not, more than Deadpool, and Deadpool was sparing lives, rather than killing his men as usual. He was confused, but also angered at this sight. Deadpool & Neaera teleported & landed next to him.

"Alright, Francis," Deadpool said "Shall we do it the easy way, or the hard way?"

"Ugh! Why don't you both just fuck off!?"

"...But I'm only three." Neaera said. Ajax Francis shook his head, looking at her.

"...What the fu-!?"

"Language!" She punched him in the face. He stumble back, but shook himself. He growled at her.

"Fine. Let's do the hard way!" He pulled out his twin hatchets. Deadpool pulled out a bucket of popcorn and a camera.

"This is gonna be so cool!" He said to himself.

"DAD!!!" Neaera yelled.

"Fine by me!" Francis yelled. (Happy, Wade!?) He lunged at Neaera, swinging his hatchets at her. She dodged the various swings, but she pulled her swords out and began to fight back. They both swung at each other, various sparks going off as their weapons clashed at each other! Unfortunately, Neaera lost her weapons. Francis kicked her onto her back, stomping on her chest. "Now, let's see your face!"

"Oh, you want that?" She replied, a bit dazed. "Give me a sec." She kicked him off, jumped right back to her feet, and took her mask off. "Ta-Da!"

"... I... wasn't expecting that."

"Her mom's genes won over mine!" Deadpool said, munching on said popcorn. "Glad she got the face to go with it as well!"

"...Hm, very well, rest in peace." He threw his left hatchet at her! She dodged, leaning to the right, but Francis threw his other at her. While she dodged, the blade hit the skin over her right eye, slicing it. She stood right up as it hit the wall, and she felt her face bleeding.

"You... you cut me!?" She asked in shock.

"Yeah, that's I'm doing. I'm trying to kill you."

"...THAT DOES IT!!!" She ran to him, and he ran back. Both got close to each other and punched each other in their faces, though Francis aimed at her cut. With one good uppercut, Francis was down. She stepped onto his chest.

"Aw shit!"

"Any last words, Francis?"

"...What's my name?"

"It's Francis you stupid piece of f***ing s**t." She pulled something out. "And you're going to look lovely in this!"

At a local police station, some officers watched a local hockey game in the break room. However, they heard something hit the walls... followed by a loud crash. They saw that, whatever crashed, was a body-bag, and someone was inside it. One of the officers opened it, revealing that it was Francis in a certain Ladybug costume, with pictures, VHS tapes, DVDs, and documents around the area, as well as a GPS system with the location of his hideout.

On top of a building, Deadpool checked on Neaera's cut. She winced in pain.

"How bad is it?" She asked

"...It's gonna stay." He replied. "Though, you know how scars make people look tough. Man, you're mom's gonna flip when she sees you like this!"

"What do you mean?"

"Well, you're finished, aren't you? Done with this hero thing? Ready to go home?"

"...But... I love this."

"...You do?"

"Yeah! The thrill, the adrenaline running through me! Just beating up someone bad and not feeling bad about it! I-I love it! I wanna fight more badguys! I wanna meet other heroes! I really do wanna be the next best hero!" Deadpool chuckled.

"Well... I guess I shouldn't stop you then." He turned around and opened a portal.

"You're going!?"

"Sorry, but this is your choice, not mine. I wanted to see how good you were going to do."

"...How did I do?"

"...Pretty good. Practise is needed, but you'll do well."

"Thanks. But... one question."

"Yes?"

"...Where do I begin?"

"Wherever you want to begin."

"...Any other advise before you go? Motivation?"

"Hm... yes! There is." He cleared his throat as music began to play.

"Ooh! A song!"

♫ Do you ever feel like a plastic bag

Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?

Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin

Like a house of cards, one blow from caving in?

Do you ever feel already buried deep six feet under?

Screams but no one seems to hear a thing

Do you know that there's still a chance for you

'Cause there's a spark in you?♫

♫ You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine

Just own the night like the 4th of July!

'Cause, baby, you're a firework!

Come on, show 'em what you're worth!

Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah!"

As you shoot across the sky-y-y!

Baby, you're a firework!

Come on, let your colors burst!

Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah!"

You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe!♫

♫ You don't have to feel like a wasted space

You're original, cannot be replaced

If you only knew what the future holds

After a hurricane comes a rainbow

Maybe a reason why all the doors are closed

So you could open one that leads you to the perfect road

Like a lightning bolt, your heart will glow

And when it's time you'll know♫

♫ You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine

Just own the night like the 4th of July

'Cause, baby, you're a firework

Come on, show 'em what you're worth

Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"

As you shoot across the sky-y-y

Baby, you're a firework

Come on, let your colours burst

Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"

You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe♫

♫ Boom, boom, boom

Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon

It's always been inside of you, you, you

And now it's time to let it through-ough-ough♫

♫ 'Cause, baby, you're a firework

Come on, show 'em what you're worth

Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"

As you shoot across the sky-y-y

Baby, you're a firework

Come on, let your colours burst

Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"

You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe♫"

The song ended and fireworks were held in the city... though the citizens ran out in panic.

"...You did that." Nearea spoke.

"I did." Deadpool said. He gave her a hug. "So, you may wanna take this." He gave her his cellphone. "Most of the stuff is deleted, but I kept my contact & some pics showing all of us together. Call me tonight, okay?"

"I will."

"Good. Now... be good, okay? And don't die." He entered through the portal, which closed behind him.

Now, where do we go?

Wheverever our heart leads us. So... to the nearest taco truck!

Not like that.

Neaera turned to see New York in the distance. The Sun beamed behind the city, and it's reflection looked like... a heart.

"...I know where we're going." She said. Using the cellphone, she contacted on of Deadpool's old friends.

"'Allo?" An Indian accent man replied.

"Hey... is this Dopender?"

"Yes, this is him."

"Say... you know Deadpool, right?"

"Oh yes! He's such a great friend. Missed him so very much. Who are you?"

"I'm his daughter." Silence "...Hello?"

"I'm on my way."

Neaera sat in the front guest seat with Dopender, one of Deadpool's first friends after becoming Deadpool.

"So... you really are his daughter?" He asked.

"Oh yeah!" She replied "Of course, this suit was modified to fit in with my mother, Princess Luna, who you might know as the other Alicorn in the hit show, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic."

"I... kinda figured that, miss. And the mask? Is that... a part of the suit?"

"Oh? This? No, this is actually the shape of my head. See, I'm a human/pony mix, an Anthropological being, or, Anthro, for short, but, though I don't really want to say it, I'm a 'furry'."

"...Very interesting. So where to, Ms... uh-"

"Neaera."

"...Not quite the heroic name."

"I know, I'm trying to come up with one as we speak, but it's hard to come up with one when many names are already licensed."

"...How about 'Lunacy'?"

"...Lunacy?"

"Well... you're like your father in the... talking department, and your mother is, well, the princess on the night. I'm not saying you are, but I think you may be crazy... but in a good way. Are you crazy?"

"Well it very much depends on your definition of 'crazy'. Are you talking about the voices in my head that actually do shut up? The fact that I'm a pony/human hybrid that, despite looking they're in their early 20's, is actually a three year old? Or the fact that I'm actually going to become the next superhero with a lack of innocents killed?"

"... All three, miss."

"Then yes, I am! And you said Lunacy, right?"

"I did. Like it?"

"No... I love it! Lunacy! I just need to catch up with some catchphrase now."

"We can think of one along the way. Where to, Ms. Lunacy?"

"Ah, New York, my friend. If there's one thing I know, it's that heroes and large cities like New York go well with each other, just like Peanut Butter and Jelly... cake and icecream... and chocolate with Bacon... dammit... now I'm hungry." Dopender gave her an energy bar.

"There you go."

"Thanks." She took her mask off and ate it. Dopender got a good look at her face. She returned the look. She chewed for a bit, swallowed, and gave him a kiss on the cheek. "You're cute."

"Uh... thanks." He blushed. "Never thought I'd be kissed by... well... you."

"I know, but at the same time, you've probably never seen a humanoid pony with a nice rack as mine." He blushed even harder. "But enough about that, let's play some fitting music." She turned on the radio as they drove to the border.