Ok, I know you want to see the fight, so let’s skip all the boring stuff. Cadence informed Celestia of our dual and decided to join in, making it 2v1, I also said Celestia can bring Luna and/or Twilight into this if she’s feeling unsure, but she declined. I’m actually kind of disappointed; it would’ve been cool to fight all four alicorn princesses at once, but t’was not to be. So nothing really happened today. Luna and Twilight will be watching from very far away, hopefully several miles.

It’s about six o’clock, me and Celestia and Cadence are on opposite ends of the battlefield, ready to battle all out, which I informed that it’s no holds back, btw, except killing obviously, as Cadence is my only way home.

Also, I went to the royal library to research some more offensive spells. So, I’m here, with my spells in mind, which are: MR, Foresight, and Mana Stack, which would build up my mana pool over time, and the more I devoted to it the faster it builds, which I devoted basically all of mine. So now my magic’s like bucking insanely high.

“ARE THE COMBATANTS READY?” Ow, I can hear Luna’s RCV all the way from here, and they’re like 2 miles away. I didn’t even research the RCV, although I’m sure I could figure out a fake version in a minute or two. I see Celestia nod from about 1,000 feet away and I do the same, although I’m not exactly sure how Luna could see us from there.

“Then the fight will begin in three!”

I applied my MR spell.

“Two”

I applied Foresight.

“One”

“FIGHT!”

A beam of magic. I don’t exactly know how I knew that, but I just knew, I just felt it, ya’know?

I side stepped just as a thick beam of magic flew exactly where I was standing. It wouldn’t have killed me anyway, I just like being the badass that I am and not even get hit.

I suddenly felt like Cadence would try to hit me directly, and, sure enough, as I side stepped again, Cadence flew right where I was again. After she missed, she slowed down and turned around, facing me. I felt another beam behind me and side stepped, which made the beam singe a few hairs from Cadence’s mane, who was flying at me now. I felt Celestia coming up behind me and I flew straight up to avoid it and below me Celestia and Cadence crashed into each other.

After they stopped their worlds from spinning, they Celestia shot up to me, with Cadence right after her. I decided this is where I make my first moved. Right as Celestia passed me, I grabbed her by the shoulders. Using her momentum, I flipped her back down to crash right into Cadence again, but she was to quick and teleported right behind me. Even with foresight I wasn’t fast enough to evade her beam of magic.

Ow that hurts. Like, a lot. Anyway, I landed in the snow after a few seconds of falling. I could hear them landing a few feet away from me.

“Give up yet?” I could hear in a smug tone from Cadence.

“Oh, but we’re just getting started,” I said as I started to get up, and when Celestia landed right beside Cadence.

“YEILD!” Celestia screamed.

“Not a chance, Sunbutt,” I responded, before I took off to the sky, with them right behind me.

I started dodging and weaving lazas like it’s nobody's business. I turned around a shot a few of my own, none of which hit. Instead, I flew right at them with them doing the same. Two thick beams of magic shot from below me and I responded by doing the same. The beams below me combined and collided with mine.

I can’t really put words here to describe the sound it made, so just imagine some DBZ shiz all up in here. Anyway, so I’m here, using pretty much all I have to keep their beam from gaining distance. It wasn’t enough and their beam slowly started gaining up on me, so right before it would of hit me, I simply moved of of the way and watched in awe at the explosion that it made.

As Celestia tried to hit me with her own hoof, I side stepped again. I wasted no time in pulling her over me and slammed my hoof in her back as I got behind her. I wasn’t paying attention and Cadence came up behind me and pushed me out of the way with another beam of magic.

“He’s toying with us,” Celestia said.

“What!? He almost broke your back. How can you say he’s toying with us!?” Cadence asked in disbelief.

“Because, he held back from that hit, I could feel it.” Celestia said, before turning to me. “STOP TOYING WITH US!!” she said before launching herself at me, with Cadence in tow.

“You want me to get serious!? FINE! I WILL!” I retorted angrily.

I flew at them while they flew at me. Right before we hit, I quickly teleported behind Celestia.

My world felt like it was going in slow motion as my hoof made contact with Celestia’s back again, but this time much harder. I could feel the shockwave. I could hear the bones crack. I could see the blood. My world suddenly sped up back to reality as she started falling down.

‘That’s gonna hurt in the morning.’

I looked over to Cadence, expecting a revenge blow, but the only thing that greeted me was a horrified princess with a bit of a jaw drop.

“What? Never seen blood?” I said with a smirk. I knew Celestia needed help, and even though I’m technically her enemy right now, I can’t really let her get permanently hurt, or I might make all of Equestria an enemy.

Also Luna. Don’t mess with an angry Luna.

I flew down to Celestia, intent on healing her. I landed, and performed a diagnostics spell.

‘Three fractured ribs, two dislocated vertebra, ruptured stomach. Damn, I really did a number on her.’

I needed to do something quick, and decided to use logical use of levitation to it's finest.

I leaned up towards her face, which was coughing up a bit of blood.

“The pain you are about to feel will make Hell itself look like a joke, but it won’t last long, I promise.” I said, to which I could see her nod silently.

I pulled my magic over her midsection, and started moving the individual cells back to where they should be. The bloodcurdling scream she let out would make a banshee look ashamed to call itself ‘scary’. Then, as fast as it came, it ended.

“Better?” I asked her, as she started to get up.

“I feel fine, but how did you do that? Medical spells usually take at least a day to finish,” she asked with a raised eyebrow.

“Oh, that wasn’t a medical spell. I just moved the individual cells, with simple levitation, back to their original position,” I stated smugly.

“That’s… oh… well… I’ll keep that in mind.” I could feel the confusion pouring off her face.

“Anyway, I think you’re out of this fight. I gotta get back to my now duel with Cadence, or see if she want to end it now and call it a tie.” I sped off before she could respond.

“AYE! CADENCE! You saw what I did to Celestia, do you want to stop fighting and call it a tie? Or keep fighting and go through what Celestia went through?” I asked, which finally broke her out of her stupor.

“Wha… oh… uh… yeah… I think… I’ll… go with that,” she said with a stutter.

We came down in front of Celestia a few feet away, who was being questioned by Luna and Twilight, probably about her injuries. Celestia turned towards me.

“I’m guessing she took the offer?” Celestia asked.

“Yep. I’d hate to face the wrath of Shining Armor if he found out I put his wife in the hospital. Or Luna’s if I didn’t heal you,” I said.

We all stood there in silence for a minute, before the snow finally got on my nerves.

“Welp, I’m goin’ back to the castle. I’d suggest you do the same if you don’t want to freeze to death.” I said, right before I teleported back to my room, which startled a maid cleaning up my room. I hugged her and went to sleep when she left.

I may of noticed the shadows moving, but I was so tired I didn’t care.

Author's Notes:

Let me know of any and all spelling/grammatical/punctuation errors, as I consider all of them cancer.