The moment Fluttershy stepped inside the house, two heads peaked out from a nearby bush.

Rainbow Dash was one of them, and she sighed. “Well…that’s it, I guess.”

Pinkie Pie, the other head, looked confused. “What?”

“Let me tell you, Pinkie…this stinks.”

“Oh…sorry!”

Rainbow rolled her eyes. “Not YOU! THEM! Fluttershy! Adagio! Alone!”

Pinkie looked even more confused. “What’s wrong with that?”

Rainbow sighed. “I can see what’s happening.”

“What?”

“And they don’t have a clue.”

“Who?”

“They will have sex, and here’s the bottom line…out trio’s down to two.”

“Oh. But…why do you think…”

“The sweet caress of Twilight, and magic everywhere and, even with the fact that we’re talking about Adagio, it’s a pretty romantic atmosphere… so disaster’s in the air…

Pinkie’s eyes grew big as teapots. “So you mean that…”

“Yes… if they will have sex tonight…it can be assumed…”

Pinkie Pie's voice was shaky when she spoke.

“Her days as one of us… the virgins at CHS is history…”

And then both of them sang the last words together. “In short, we’re lame and doomed!”

Author's Notes:

Sometimes, I'm just stupid. This little thing is just here because for some reason, this story didn't show up on the front page as updated. Think of it as the scene with the gatekeeper in Macbeth.

Now, if you really don't like it and want me to remove it, please let me know.