When a brony thought he had enough of My little pony, and was about to give up, he remembered something, I am a freaking programmer with a freaking great brain and can do everything, he knew he did very much things, such as self-controlled ragdolls, robots to be precise, a radio controlled car with a damn good autopilot mode, the faster maze solver in the world and an incredible software that tells you everything about you right now (literally everything!), but all of that worth nothing compared to what he was going to do!

"I'm going to create the best artificial intelligence the world have ever seen!!!" He shouted out loud from his cubicle in his work, all of his co-workers stared at him with furious looks.

"You are the best in this work, leave us something to do!" One screamed from far far away.

"Then I shall leave with the ones that are with me, follow me great programmers!" And with that said, he left the office complex and a great part of his co-workers joined behind him, realizing how big of a project this could be, he was more that encouraged to do it now. "We will make history people!" He said as they all marched down the stairs of the building, everyone in their respective floors listening angrily, hoping that someday they could have as much companions and determination as he had.

When they reached the ground floor, where his boss office was, they all stammered in and stood proud of the decision they were making, one decision that would change their lives forever.

"Mr. Boss, as a great programmer, I can't keep wasting my abilities here like some kind of office zombie just copying and pasting code lines from my old programs to create new ones, I want something new, so I quit!" And they all ran out of the building with their new life project.

"What a lucky son of a bitch, I may join them"

When they finally arrived to the brony's house, they settled and relaxed, ready to do whatever the brony's head was thinking, but with all the rush and adrenaline running through the veins of every single follower of this brony, they didn't realized something, what type of AI they were going to do? and how? so one of the best paid workers was the first one to speak, because he lost his job.

"And how the heck are we going to do that artificial intelligence?" He said standing up from the floor, the rest of them did the same.

"Look, we have a blackboard over there in the wall, we have lots of chalk, three computers and ourselves, that's all we need" He sat and the rest of them sat too at the brony's encouraging speech.

"And tell me, what type of artificial intelligence are we going to make?" The guy that asked the last thing said, standing up from the floor again, and the rest of them did the same, again.

"We will make a..." he remained silent for a moment " An incredible pony artificial intelligence!" He said raising both hands to the air, no one followed, untill a guy slammed open the brony's house door.

"YEAH! My little pony everyone, you are all re-hired to make this very special project! YEEEEEEEEEEHAW!" The incredibly sweaty, tired boss shouted, and everyone followed him, knowing they will have something in reward for making such a great thing.

"Let's go!" The brony said and they all followed him to the big building they left a few minutes ago, marching they way to their workplace, they gathered even more programmers, some of the best ones, Tim Berners-Lee, Bram Cohen, Bill Joy, Alan Kay, Mark Zuckerberg, and even some of the greatest of the great, Bill Gates, Notch, Gabe Newell and even Steve Jobs who resurrected to help this amazing project, who could believe a simple brony could do such a big thing?

When they arrived they discovered something, the building was closed and ready for demolition, not just because everyone quit after the boss left the place, but because every single tax that the company didn't pay, but they didn't care! they still had the determination and spirit to do it, and they were going to do it!

"When is this building going to be demolished?" The brony and the boss asked in unison to one of the workers, he just waved a hand to another worker, this one with a green fluorescent jacket.

"I was gonna demolish it right now but seeing how many people want to go in, I will do it in a week, so do your job quickly or you're going down with this thing son" He said shaking hands with both of them.

"Thank you man, now let's go and do that thing!" The brony said with a loud voice, fist pumping and running through the front door, and everyone followed behind.

The first three days passed by watching every episode of My little pony, studying every little detail of how these ponies acted, reacted and even overreacted to things, they had been programming while watching the show, making changes and even rebuilding an entire package of data to be as accurate as possible to the show.

"Ladies and gentleman, I am very proud to say that with more than a thousand million code lines, we have managed to recreate Pinkie Pie! Cheers to everyone" everyone in the large office complex cheered at their greatest achievement, but there was still a lot to do, so they uploaded Pinkie Pie to the internet and left her there as a backup, but as an autonomate artificial intelligence, she went haywire through internet and filled it with fun and erased every clop that ever existed, poor cloppers, internet was never the same.

Four other days passed and they succesfully programmed a basic version of Twilight, Rainbow and Celestia using a modified version of the software that told you how you were right now, and with that, every single programmer left to their home, created an internet forum, just to keep working on the characters, developing their functionallity and independence, Twilight's AI even transported herself into a robot that the brony created long ago, and she even helped the programmers in their work, everything was good.

The good part of this story is that the entire group of people created the most united group of people that ever existed, and did great things, soon, there was a very well known My little pony game that recreated the show perfectly, and every brony was happy with it. What about the clop? no one really knows where it went, but there was something good about it!

Every clopper hated every brony programmer and pony AI that ever existed!

Mostly the brony who gave the idea and determination to the team, the one that proved that no matter what, you can make big things, awesome things that can change the lives of everyone...

THE END