Team Rose Gem in Equestria
Chapter 23: The De-Bimbofication Part 3
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“Where did you get the rope from?” Bunnie asked one of the De-bimbofied Dash Clones that was standing guard over all the still bimbo clones that were all tied up in the town centre.
“I’m more worried about how they tied up so many. Well you know what to do Bunnie.” Asphyxious said as he let out a yawn. “Blast them.”
“Ok. Besides their moaning is getting annoying.” Bunnie said before blasting the tied up clones making them look around confused before they all start blushing bright red.
“What the buck happened?” One of clones said before she try to get out of her rope.
“You don’t want to know.” Asphyxious replied smiling at Bunnie. “Good job.”
“Thanks. Now let’s help these mares out of the ropes.” Bunnie said before she went to help un-tie one the mares.
“Does anypony have any spare clothes?” Another clone asked while she and the others were covering their huge breasts and pussies.
Unknown to them, another Rainbow clone who wasn’t affected by the bimbofication was hiding inside a building, watching Bunnie with curious blue eyes.
“Got any spare clothes for them Sugar Lich or do we need to get your Rarity over here to help them?” Bunnie asked Asphyxious.
“You could raid what’s left of the Ponyville…” Revan suggested coldly.
“They might have been destroyed or none of them could fit them.” Bunnie said pointing to the clone’s huge breasts and fairly wide hips and big butts.
“Button up shirts, loose ones, male clothes, anything that’ll fit.” Revan grumbled. Asphyxious rolled his eye at everyone and started pulling clothes out of his echo.
“Why do you have so many spare clothes in your echo?” Bunnie asked.
“You’ll be surprised how many times I’ve ran into someone who needed clothes.” Asphyxious replied calmly. As he start to hand out the clothes to the clones.
“And all the ones you ran into very busty girls?” Bunnie asked with a small giggle. Asphyxious just stare at her with a blank look on his face.
“Anyway. With everything here done we got to go to Canterlot before every female there become bimbos from that leaking gun.” Bunnie said as she watched some the clones getting dressed.
“You know, you’re a real pervert…” Revan grumbled.
“Ain’t we all perverts at some point.” Bunnie said.
“No, only if we let ourselves.” Asphyxious replied bluntly.
“You let yourself go a lot.” Revan grunted. “I heard your moaning from outside the cave.”
“Well the cave did smell of sex after all.” Bunnie answered back.
Revan rolled her eyes.
“To simplify, everyone's a pervert.” Ava idly commented as she was leaning against a chaotically organized pile of debris nearby. “Unless you’re an asexual or androgynous with no libido to speak of, you’re a pervert. Even then there are exceptions.” Ava pointed out, before looking up at the city on the side of the mountain far off in the distance to the north. “So are we going to deal with that bitch yet? There’s not much I’m needed for until we deal with her and the other rogue elements in your Equestria Bunnie.”
“Then let’s get going. The sooner Rouge is de-throned the better.” Bunnie said as the group head to the train station.
“So where are we going? I’m sure at least one of us can teleport to a place they haven’t been before.” Ava asked, since the group already knew she could only ‘warp’ to places she’d been before.
“That aside, we could give ya a lift if ya wanna get someplace fast.” A Dash Clone offered as she girded her huge boobs with a bikini top that matched her bikini bottom in rainbow tiedye pattern. “We might be bigger than the original Dash, but we’re still top-class fliers.”
“Sure you can give us a lift. But you want to drop us right outside of Canterlot. Just in case the energy has spread out of the castle.” Bunnie said to the clone.
“Oh, yeah, sure. No way are we going to risk going back to being dumb sluts.” Another clone wearing cupcake-patterned pink pajamas spoke up. “And where did you get this thing? Pinkie Pie’s closet?” The cupcake clone asked of Asphyxious. “Because even though she was the most stacked out of my-er, Dash’s friends, I doubt anything she might’ve had would fit any of us as we are now.”
“I am guessing she hid snacks in those size pajamas.” Bunnie suggested.
“No, I-uh, Dash has seen that set at one slumber party before. It was small enough she was practically bursting out of it, and she wasn’t nearly as stacked as any of us are.” A flour-sack wearing clone added in, before shrugging. “Oh well, whatever. Clench up, don’t want you crapping yourselves from takeoff.”
“I always thought that was just a warning before-.” Asphyxious yelped as a clone snatched him up from behind by the armpits, same for the rest of the group as they rapidly ascended towards the clouds dozens of clones were gathering as building material, before leveling off and heading towards Canterlot. “I’m really glad your boobs are acting like a support cushion!”
“I will drop you.” The bikini-clad clone growled. “Those wings of yours look weak despite their size, wanna test that on a freefall?”
“Shutting up!” Asphyxious squeaked since he had little to no actual experience with actual flying compared to gliding and wing-assisted jumps, his panic causing the girls to laugh at his expense aside from Revan.
“Isn’t he cute when he panics from a mare?” Bunnie said after she stop laughing.
“No, it’s pathetic. A stallion, or a dragon, whatever, should be tough as buck and built like a statue.” Bunnie’s dash, the pajama wearing one, contested. “He’s about as tough as a feather and looks like a playmare star rather than an athlete. Give me a fit flyer over a simpering beefcake anyday.”
“Agreed.” Said the flour-sack wearing mare. “Such a pushover, right?” The mare asked of her passenger; Revan, who just grunted in affirmative.
“That seems about right. He may have gigante cajones, but they’re all squishy rather than firm.” Ava teased with a hint of laughter.
“Ok. Enough with teasing poor old Sugar Lich. We are getting close to Canterlot already.” Bunnie said pointing to the city.
“See? We might be too stacked to be performance fliers anymore, but we’ve got the wingpower where it counts.” One of the clones boasted before they dove down towards the main gate, dropping the group in front of a surprised and perplexed couple of guards. “See? Those guys? They’re what a real stallion looks like.” One of the clones pointed out while aiming a finger at the pegasus guard, who blushed at realizing she was saying he looked better than the dragon. “Later, come on by sometime to see how Dashville’s coming along!”
“We will, thanks.” Bunnie said waving to the clones.
“Captain Bunnie! You’ve returned!” One of the guards exclaimed once the shock of seeing several drop-dead sexy and fit mares who all looked the same and weren’t bimbos had passed. “Thank Celestia in the Far Plains, things have gone insane since you’ve left! Well, more insane than usual.”
“Queen Rouge has gone...well, delusional! She demands ridiculously ludicrous things and is completely unreasonable, at least, more so than usual.” The pegasus guard continued.
“How Delusional are we talking about? And does her breasts and ass look bigger than normal?” Bunnie asked the Guard sounding concerned.
“What we mean by that, is she’s devolved into some sort of sadistic dominatrix, Tartarus Bent on forcing everypony around her to worship her like a goddess. As for her, ahem, assets? They’re bigger than most of her victim’s assets now, and she’s gotten taller too.” The pegasus informed. “Much taller.”
“Almost as if she had gone through a decade’s worth of growth overnight.” The unicorn guard shuddered. “And had several foals too from the width of her hips.”
“Sounds like the bitch has gone super-bimbo.” Ava chuckled ruefully. “Oh how karma works wonders sometimes.”
“Well she does keep the bimbo gun close to her. So being affected is no big surprise.” Bunnie said with a giggle. “Has any other mares been getting assets?” She asked the Guards.
“Oh yes! Every mare inside the castle has gone full-blown bimbo! But Queen Rouge hasn’t even used the gun in a while. We’ve been able to maneuver around it though, you’d be surprised how effective using some of our comrades as honey-traps is at keeping them occupied while we do our jobs.” The unicorn informed. “Today was Private Sweet Heart’s turn right?”
“What? I thought it was Corporal Tender Touch today.” The pegasus replied, both shrugging. “Either way, you shouldn’t have any trouble getting into the castle. The citizens have followed the Captain’s order to stay away from the castle and stay inside until order is restored. But as we’ve no way to counter Queen Rouge’s device, we felt it was simply a matter of time before Equestria finished collapsing.”
“Preferably with Queen Rouge crushed under the whole thing.” The unicorn growled, gesturing the group through. “I’m guessing you’re going to be doing something about it Captain? Please do, we can’t take much more.” The unicorn hissed and adjusted his pelvis armor, clearly he, and the pegasus were quite raw in the groin from what was likely being used as little more than pleasure toys lately.
“Yes. We going to lock that gun away in order to contain it’s leaking energy.” Bunnie said to the guard just before she remembered something or someone. “What about the maid Fluttershy? She a vampire so she can’t be infected by the energy.” She asked.
“Oh? Well, we didn’t really notice, since Queen Rouge has her constantly bound in knotted ropes and hitting her with a riding crop when we have seen her.” The pegasus said worriedly.
“Ok. Thank you for telling us what’s happening.” Bunnie said before turning to look at her group. “Ok. How do get into the castle without becoming bimbos or getting fucked by bimbos?” Bunnie asked the group for ideas.
“Does the Reversal Gun have an ambient leak function?” Ava asked curiously. “Otherwise, you could just constantly shoot everyone you see and it might protect us.”
“No it doesn’t have a leak function and the castle must be full of that leaking energy by now. So our best bet is to open a window or two in hope it would air out.” Bunnie said sadly.
“Energy doesn't work like that.” Asphyxious replied before sighing and walking up to the castle. “You can only change it from one form to another. Also I am not going to stand for the way Fluttershy is being treated! Regardless if she my mate or not!” He yelled before heading inside.
“Just be careful. Since you are male you won’t get infected but the bimbos may try to fuck you.” Bunnie call out. Asphyxious just opened the main doors and walked inside...
“HI!” Call out Pinkie Pie from the front door off to the left of Asphyxious. “Are you here to knock some sense into those mares or bucked their brains out...what little they have left?” She asked happier.
“My god you look just like my Pinkie back home. Only more… Vampire?” Asphyxious asked as he looked her over. “Hmmm, interesting. But I am here to help them, could you help me in getting them outside? Maybe we can talk afterwards.”
“Sure. I was about to head to the blood bank for some blood but that can wait.” Pinkie said as she leads Asphyxious to where some bimbos were. Asphyxious was a little surprised at what he was seeing.
“Are they… Playing cards?” Asphyxious asked as he looked back at Pinkie.
“The kind that you have to bet the clothes you are wearing kind.” Pinkie said pointing to a pile of clothes.
“Hmmm, Hey ladies!” Asphyxious called out getting all their attention. “There some hot stallions outside waiting for you!” As soon as he finished those words a mob of mares ran past him to get outside. Asphyxious looked back into the room to see they left most of their clothes behind. “Oh bugger…”
“I wouldn’t worry about that if they are going to buck some stallions.” Pinkie said giggling.
“There not who I’m worried about, it my two hoard mates and friend I’m worried about.” Asphyxious replied with a light blush. “No more hoarding…” He said to himself softly.
“Well that’s the most of the maids that have become bimbos. There might be more bimbo maids somewhere in the castle but the vampire maids have locked themselves in their rooms for safely.” Pinkie said with a finger on her chin as she was thinking.
“Hmm, So all we have to deal with are the maids we didn’t get and Bunnie’s friends.” Asphyxious added as he start to walk down the hall.
“Oh her gem friends are fine since they haven’t been infected with this weird energy. But Amy Rose on the other hand is infected.” Pinkie said sound worried on that last part.
“I’ll let Bunnie deal with that. I am not even going to go near that, even with a helljack.” Asphyxious said as he walked down the halls. “Hmmm wonder how Bunnie and the girls are doing?”
(outside)
“There are so many of them!” Bunnie said as she shooting as many bimbos as she can while the others held the rest down. It wouldn’t have been so bad if half the maids didn’t start making out with the guards. “Sugar Lich better hurry.” She added worried.
(Back inside)
“I think we’ll send them out of the castle one at a time this time around. What do you think Pinkie?” Asphyxious asked as he held a maid away from his body as she tried to reach out for him.
“How do we do that? A dick on a piece of string?” Pinkie asked. Asphyxious slowly turned to look at her.
“Pinkie, I have never known for you to be this crude… Well my Pinkie isn’t.” Asphyxious replied as he waited a few minutes before teleporting the maid to Bunnie and the others. “So where is Rouge? And why do I feel necromancy magic?”
“That might be just Sunset since she is undead and one of Rouge’s sextoys like she has with Fluttershy.” Pinkie said sadly.
“Are we talking, Zombie, Vampire or Lich?” Asphyxious asked as he walked down the halls. “Why do I get the feeling someone doing necromancy under Rouge’s nose.”
“Sunset is a zombie but she can’t move, only talk. And it’s Discord that is playing with dead magic stuff.” Pinkie said.
“Well… At least she not mindless but I think that would have been better for her. Who knows how much damage has been done to her soul by now.” Asphyxious explained as he stopped at the throne room. “May I?”
“Sure. But I am going to be going to the blood bank now since I don’t want Rouge to see me and make me her new sex toy.” Pinkie said sounding a bit scared before leaving.
“Okay help out the others if you run into them.” Asphyxious asked before kicking the doors open. “Lucy I’m home!” He yelled out into the throne room.
“Oh goodie. Another toy to like fucked with.” Rouge said as she put down a well fucked Fluttershy. While Sunset was laying next to the throne. She was standing much taller than before.
“Fuck off you Slaanesh wannabe. And no I’m not interested you crazy sex chaos god!” Asphyxious shouted that last part at the wall before turning back to Rouge. “Now then let Fluttershy go or I’ll burn your castle down… Along with your toy Sunset.”
“And risk letting all of this bimbo energy out?” Rouge asked as she stand up naked.
“That not how energy works.” Asphyxious replied shaking his head. “Look how about this, you come with me and we talk to Bunnie, she needs to tell you something important.” He asked not even reacting to Rouge being naked.
“Like you aren’t totally the boss of me.” Rouge replied.
“I could just free what left of Sunset soul if you want?” Asphyxious asked as runes glowed around his hand. “What will it be?”
“You wouldn’t dare touch my Sunset!” Rouge yelled as open the case with the chaos emeralds are in as they start to float around her.
“She already dead, why not let her soul rest in peace.” Asphyxious asked calmly as he looked around the room. “Tell me have you noticed anything odd as of late?”
“Beside me being totally bigger, hornier and making mares like Fluttershy my bitch then no.” Rouge said glaring down at the Lich.
“I see tell me, do you know how to raise the dead?” Asphyxious asked as a number of runes appeared around his feet. “If not that means something very wrong here.”
“How so? Because Starlight Glimmer is the only one using dark magic but nothing to do with bring back the dead.” Rouge replied not getting what the Lich is talking about.
“Is that so…” Asphyxious held up his hand as a fire ball of Arcane fire appeared in his hand. “Sorry but I don’t belive you, with the amount of magic I’m feeling under this castle. It feels like someone building an army.”
“Well it’s totally not me. I am too busy having sex to build an army of undead.” Rouge replied. Asphyxious teleports behind Rouge before firing his Hellfire spell into her back. He then reached down to pick up Fluttershy. He suddenly felt a jab of pain in his back.
Asphyxious growled before looking back at the one who attacked him. It was a purple maned stallion with a yellow coat, and a dark purple trench coat.
“Damn you’re an ugly lich...” He said, smirking.
“Technically I’m a dragon!” Asphyxious replied before breathing fire at him. The stallion swiped the attack away with a simple spell.
“A lich is a lich, whether you’re a dragon, a pony, or a hybrid.”
Asphyxious remained calm with Fluttershy in his arms, he was studying this pony. To have a spell that could repel dragon fire was no simple task or an easy one. The question was how long could he keep it up for? “Tell me, were you the one who brought Sunset back? I must say it poor work.”
“No, unfortunately I couldn’t get to her in time. But I have to admit, it’s more complex than I originally thought. You’d be surprised about how advanced it truly is.”
“I’ve seen a number of spells that work in line with what she is now, the only difference is you left some things out, she can’t move.” Asphyxious replied, as he saw Rouge get up. “Tell me, how long were you going to wait before taking over?”
“Me? Pfft, I’m not interested in becoming a king or ruler. I’m in it so I can do whatever I want. And like I said, I didn’t bring Sunset back. Someone already beat me to it.”
“I see, would you mind telling me about your works? I’m sure we can share notes on the necromancy works together?” Asphyxious asked keeping an eye on both him and Rouge who was now making out with Sunset again.
“Heh, nice try. You already sent fire at me.” He chuckled, before pointing at Asphyxious. A seal appeared in front of his hand in midair, and out from it came a tall, tan mare wearing knight armor and wielding a sword twice her size.
“Interesting, is that a Bane Knight or a Bane Thrall? Well I guess fair is fair, you showed me yours, now see mine. Bone Lord Sombra; arise.” Asphyxious said as from his shadow as Sombra came out with a large crystal mace in his clawed hand. Sombra let out a growl as mist flowed out of his maw.
“Wow, so unrefined.” The stallion said, his cocky smirk never leaving.
“I feel it’s important to keep their minds and memories intact. You never know what you can learn.” Asphyxious replied as Sombra readied his weapon.
“Oh goodie. Sex and a fight.” Rouge said as she sticks Sunset’s face into her pussy. Asphyxious looked annoyed along with Sombra. Before Sombra turned back to the undead knight.
“I feel we have met before.” Asked Sombra as he stared at the undead knight in question. “What is your name?” He asked tightening his grip on his mace.
“Amore.” The undead warrior said coldly.
“Ah yes, Princess Amore. I remember you, you lacked the will to keep your kingdom from falling apart.” Sombra growled. Asphyxious looked between them confused. “I must say you fill out that armour quit well. Tell me did you fail to bring the other kingdoms to heel after attaining the crystal heart?”
“You’re one to talk, Sombra… From where I stand, you have less of a form than your mother.” Amore stated, then pointed her blade at Sombra.
“I will take great pleasure in smashing you again.” Sombra replied before rising his mach ready to attack.
Amore chuckled, “And how’s Hope? Did you abandon her after all the suffering you put her through? After you took her destiny away?”
“Be quiet worm! You have no right to say her name!” He roared before taking a swing at her only to be block by her shield.
“Her only wish was to make you happy…” Amore stabbed Sombra as he was distracted. Sombra let out a growl in pain before vanishing in shadows.
“How could I be happy, when our ponies were suffering…” Sombra voice spoke from all around them. “They feared when the next attack would be, they feared when the diamond dogs would try and raid our homes again. When the griffons would attack us next.”
“Maybe in your universe… But here, you were the only one suffering from the Crystal Hearts power.” Amore said, before Sombra appeared and sent her flying into a pillar. It did little damage but now she could see him, and she took that opportunity to use her blade, which caused the undead body of Sombra to begin burning.
Sombra roared in pain before he headbutted her in the face before pulling away. Sombra began to laugh holding his gut. Sombra heard a crashing sound, like a pot hitting the ground and scattering across the floor. When he looked, he saw Amore’s face missing pieces, almost like she was wearing a mask instead of having a face.
“Oh that is truly sad, you’re falling to pieces all over again.” Sombra laughed at his remark but never dropped his guard.
Amore laughed at his remark, before the pieces turned liquid and she quickly reabsorbed them. Her face was quickly restored and she began walking towards Sombra menacingly.
“Will you be able to do what you never could in life?” Sombra asked as his weapon started to glow with magic. It looked like a tight black and green venom was dripping from it.
“Yes.” Amore growled, before throwing her sword with all her might. Sombra locked weapons with her as they battled to settle old scores.
“Like I am making Sunset have more sex with me then she did in her life.” Rouge said as she was kissing Sunset, who looked in pain.
“You do know she dying right?” Asphyxious asked annoyed. “No amount of you fucking her is going to change that.” He then casted scything touch to help Sombra in his battle.
“Then I will totally fix her.” Rouge said as she use a wand on Sunset. Asphyxious only sighed at this, he knew from experience casting magic was one thing. Understanding how it worked was another. And what Rouge was doing was trying to put a bandage on someone who was bleeding out. Unless you close the wound they’ll keep bleeding out.
Amore somehow was able to cut Sombra’s left arm off. Much to Asphyxious and Sombra surprise.
“As you can see, my creations are far more superior.” The stallion said, grinning.
“Really, let’s test that shall we?” Asphyxious asked as he changed into his lich form. Then drawn out his sword as it blazed with fire.
“I said creations. Are you really going to fight me?”
“Why wouldn’t I? After all one can not test their creations, without testing themselves first.” Asphyxious replied before lunging for the stallion. He vanished just before Asphyxious could stab him, and appeared on the liches back. He dropped a coin-like object onto him before teleporting away. The item then exploded in fire, then ice.
Sombra arm in the meantime was fading away as it reformed back where it belonged. He then growled at the ice covered lich. Before he heard Asphyxious laughing.
“Now that was fun! You know how to use your magic!” Asphyxious roared in joy as chunks of ice fell off of his metal body. “I may even be tempted to turn you into an Iron Lich, once this is all over.”
“Heh, I like my living body too much to ever agree to that… Besides, you don’t know my name.”
“Good point, what is your name anyway?” Asphyxious asked as he pulled his sword out of the floor leaving behind a deep gash. And it looked like the gash was slowly getting wider.
“Comet Tail.” He then summoned a spear with his magic. Asphyxious looked at it with interest, before snapping his metal fingers. A portal opened and a warjack slowly walked out. It had a large shield like claw on it left arm and the right looked like a cross between a tail like arm with a blade on the end.
“Well Mr. Comet, meet one of my newest warjacks the Inflictor. What do you think?” Asphyxious asked as the warjack looked between the Lich and pony.
“Not happening.” Comet Tail said, before casting a spell at the far wall. Asphyxious felt an odd gravitational pull towards it. Only for the Inflictor to move into the pull instead of him.
“You have no idea what I’m capable of doing do you?” Asphyxious asked as magic runes appeared around him. “I think it a little too warm in here. Blizzard.” A vortex of magic and snow exploded around Asphyxious. Turning the throne room into a small antarct.
“L.l.like Som-Someone tu-turn o-on the heater!” Rouge said shaking from the cold.
“I suggest you leave miss Rouge, things are going to get a lot colder in here.” Asphyxious replied as ice slowly formed over the glass windows. “Now then Comet was it? I hope it not too cold for you?”
“Like I am totally going to my room with Sunset.” Rouge said as she quickly left with Sunset. Well carrying Sunset out seeing as she couldn’t move.
“The cold doesn’t bother me much…” Comet said as a fireball appeared in his hand. “Why are you such a stereotype?”
“No idea what you’re on about, I like the cold myself!” Asphyxious drive his sword into the floor as flames followed the cracks and the floor in the room started to give way. Comet stabbed his spear into the wall behind him, smirking. Asphyxious teleported above him and grabbed Comet hand, pain shot through out his arm as it was being crushed and eaten away by Asphyxious magic.
Comet vanished, and reappeared on the chandelier. He was sweating as his wound began healing. Only it wasn’t healing. “You bastard!”
“Like it? It’s called grievous wounds. No amount of magic healing will fix that, it has to heal the old fashioned way. Mix in a little corruption and well, you get the idea.” Asphyxious said as he was now on the lower floor.
“Huh, interesting. But pointless.” Comet pulled a dagger out of his coat, before taking the sleeve off, and stabbing his elbow. From his elbow down, dissolved. Until half of his arm was gone. “I have to admit, this is more pain than it’s worth.” Without casting a spell, his arm regenerated. Comet stretched his new arm, before putting it back in his coats sleeve.
“What are you? I know only few beings with that kind of power. I’m sure my mother would love to get her hands on you.” Asphyxious asked as the warjack get up out from under the rubble. Asphyxious then face palmed. “Rin, I mean Rin! God damnit.”
“You’re making that sound sexual…” Comet stated.
“What?” Asphyxious asked clearly confused by what the pony said. “Never mind what are you?”
“I’m a necromancer, that’s all.” Comet Tail stated. “Maybe a lost soul, too. Amore, finish him off, I’m going to grab what we came for.”
“As you wish, master.” Amore said, walking towards Asphyxious with her blade glowing red. Asphyxious looks between them before sighing.
“As you wish.” Asphyxious teleported again and drives his sword into Amore back. “All things know death in the end. Even myself.” Blue flames licked at Amore back as the flames slowly burned into her body. But didn’t get far.
Amore twisted herself until half of her back broke off, freeing her. She then stabbed Asphyxious in the face.
“True. I suppose this is your time.” Amore stated. Only for Asphyxious form to fade away, and her wound began to get worse.
“Did you know I use the same runes on my sword as my claws, only one difference? I added balefire to it, do you know what balefire is? More importantly what it does?” Asphyxious asked as he raised from the shadows. “It gain a boost to damage on undead.”
Then the worsening stopped, and she healed completely. She stood up, glaring. “Cute. Only one problem. I’m only part undead.”
“Did you forget about grievous wounds and corruption?” Asphyxious asked pointing at her.
“No, but you seem to not know who you’re dealing with. I can’t get hurt. And I heal without magic.”
“Not true, everything feels pain unless something blocking the pain. I feel I am doing damage it just not to your soul. But there is a way for something else to take the damage instead of you.” Asphyxious replied before looking to Sombra and calling on his Bane Knights and wolves.
Amore laughed. “I don’t have organs! I can’t feel anything!”
“Find her master and kill him, I’ll deal with this one.” Asphyxious ordered as his Bane knights and wolves along with Sombra pass through the walls. “My dear, I’ve lost my passions for this long ago. So here’s the deal, let me kill you and rest in peace or I could blight you and make you my slave it up to you. Or I could just eat your soul.”
“Who said I have one…” Amore chuckled. “I serve the one who brought be back to life. I’ve never had control. You can try to blight me, but you can’t blight something that is impervious to any kind of altering, poison, sickness, etcetera. You can’t stand being a weaker necromancer, can you?”
“You misunderstand the meaning of being undead. And I’m getting sick of this.” Blue flames lick all over Asphyxious arm as he went up to her. Amore slashed Asphyxious, faster than he could even realize. But he didn’t need to move far for what he had planned, he reach out and grabbed her by the throat. As soon as he made contact blue vanes ran down her neck. But were turned yellow. Then back to blue again. “Nice try but dragonblight is stronger then your magic.”
Suddenly his hand exploded, then Amore stabbed Asphyxious. Only for blood to run down her blade and cash fire as the metal began to warp. Before warping back.
Asphyxious was too busy staring at the blood running down her sword. “Where that blood coming from?” He asked as he looked at himself and reached into his ribcage and pulls his fingers out. To find there covered in blood. “Why am I bleeding? That shouldn’t be happening. How is this happening?!” Asphyxious recalled very thing before teleporting to Rouge room grabbing her and Sunset before teleporting again and dumping them at Bunnie’s feet.
“Fix her, Ava there’s something wrong with my lich form.” Asphyxious panicked as his ribcage opened and used his warjack to look inside... And saw leaking from one of his boilers was blood.
“Sugar Lich what happen in there?” Bunnie asked sound worried.
Suddenly, the front doors of the castle burst open, revealing Peridot with her Morph Cannon. “Bunnie! You traitor!”
“Equestria is going to hell Peridot. I had to do something. I almost became a bimbo for crying out loud.” Bunnie yelled back at Peridot.
“That’s debatable.” Peridot seethed. She then pointed at Asphyxious, “I saw that bastard threaten Becky!”
“She made Equestria worse. Plus she was turned into a super bimbo by her gun leaking energy. She needed to be de-throned.” Bunnie replied. Peridot glared at Bunnie.
“Do you hear yourself!? She’s my sister! She’s your friend! And you’re okay with letting this retard kill her!?” Peridot screamed, before aiming the Morph Cannon at Bunnie. “Activate lethal mode...”
“The dragonblight…” Asphyxious said to himself in shock. “It spreading to my other forms… That why blood being pumped throughout my lich form instead of water.”
“Sugar Lich. Were you planning to kill Rouge? We only want her off the throne.” Bunnie quickly ask Asphyxious.
“What? I don’t care about any of that right now, I’m more worried I might turn into a soulless monster that will kill everyone! Also who said I was going to kill her? I don’t care, I have more important things to be worrying about!” Asphyxious yelled as he turned back into his dragon form and started talking to himself in panic. It was clear Asphyxious was worried about something else, that was more important than possible being shot at by Peridot. Much to everyone’s confusion.
“I’ll kill you both, then I’ll stop the bimbo gun from leaking. I’m a scientist, you’re just a slut and a dick.” Peridot snarled at Bunnie.
“And what about your sister and Amy? They are stuck as super bimbos.” Bunnie answered back.
“Like did someone call me?” Amy asked from a window with her huge breasts in full view.
“Okay, fuck this.” Ava suddenly interjected, snatched the Reversal Gun, and then shot Rouge and Amy before the situation could continue to devolve, returning both the bimbos to normal. “Shut up. You’re morons, get over here and sit down before I make you.” Ava hissed with such a tone of matronly authority that everyone flinched at the urge to obey or apologize. “As for the zombie, boom.” Ava fired a bolt of magic from her horn, and Sunset gasped as her body rapidly healed back together, yet still obviously not fully alive. “Living Dead! Everyone shut up, and talk, I’m going to go find the Bimbo Gun and throw it into the deepest, darkest hole in the multiverse; Slaan’s vagina.”
Ava growled as she turned fully into a kirin stallion as he marched past Peridot, grumbling about idiots and impulsiveness. “And stop freaking out Ax! You’re just becoming biomechanical you dingus!” Avarice barked as he finished leaving the entrance hall into the castle.
“Oh…” Asphyxious said as he played with the end of his tail.
Peridot left quickly, the Morph Cannon connecting to her back.
Comet Tail waited in the courtyard as Fangg brought the Bimbo Gun to him from Peridot’s lab.
“Perfect.” The necromancer said, then began using an unknown spell on it, and it began shaking.
“There’s the fucking piece of garbage now.” A deep sonorous voice growled, getting Comet and Fangg’s attention, to see the 6-foot tall and black-robed stallion Avarice striding straight for them. “Just give the toy here and I’ll toss it into the multiverse to never be seen again. Refuse, and I’ll eat your souls.” Avarice stated coldly, and impatiently.
“Okay.” Comet said, and he held his hand out. Before Avarice could move, it crumpled to pieces. “Oh, whoops. You can still have it.”
“Oh...well that solves one problem, good day sir.” Avarice nodded to Comet, and spun around to promptly leave.
“Huh, nice guy.” Comet turned to a cloaked mare next to him. “Radiation source is gone, mistress. Then again, you can’t destroy a power-” His hand began glowing green for a second. “-You can only transfer it.”
“Well done. Now, we have an empire to build.” The mare said, before creating a black doorway. Comet and Fangg stepped through it, and as the mare stepped into it, she looked at the castle of Canterlot one last time.
“Good luck with that by the way!” The solemn moment was ruined by Avarice poking his head out into the courtyard. “More power to you, just be responsible with that and we won’t have any problems, m’kay? Feel free to call me up if you ever want your living body back.” Avarice winked, and then left again.
“Ding-dong the Bimbo’s gone, hoo-ray the day is won. Hoo-ray the bitchy bimbo’s gone~!” Avarice sang as he strode gaily out to the others.
“Well goodie goodie for you. Now if you all excuse me. I gotta go get some clothes on.” Rouge said as she was about to head inside.
“Not so fast.” Avarice stopped her by stabbing his tail-blade in front of her, the sheer size of it in comparison to her Mobian physiology made it like she was looking into a rather menacing body-mirror. “In case you can’t tell, this isn’t your castle anymore.” Avarice shook his head down at her as he tsked. “I’m afraid it belongs to any remaining rightful heirs to the throne.” Avarice nodded at Bunnie to extrapolate.
“Blueblood? He has no rights to the throne and Luna and cadance are mega bimbos anyway.” Rouge said annoyed.
“Then shoot them with the Reversal Gun and reinstate them. If they don’t want the throne, bitch-slap them until they accept or name a regent. That isn’t any of you.” Avarice leered down at the defiant bat.
“Not only that you have a lot to answer for.” Asphyxious added tapping his foot.
“Enough that I’d suggest execution, or indentured servitude for life. Or at best, banishment.” Avarice blew on his signet ring, which while unique to his world, was still clearly of the government of Equestria. “I would know, I had to read up since I’m marrying my world’s Celestia and Luna. Banishment would be a slap on the wrist if you were lucky.”
Avarice then turned back into a mare, herm or not was hard to tell, and looked down at Rouge and her compatriots disdainfully, thankfully Bunnie was exempt. “Lucky for you all, I am not in a position of legal power, even if I could easily overpower anyone here besides Asphy physically or magically. Leave this to your decision, I shall, wree-hee-hee.” Ava did a horribly bad impersonation of Yoda before she strode towards the gate. “Canterlot! I haven’t seen you in MONTHS!”
“But I have joined the ponies and changelings together and I and sis got rid of the bad nobles. Luna and Cadence are going to mess that up big time.” Rouge growled while crossing her arms under her bust.
“What about that necromancer I had a fight with? Did you ever question where he learned how to do that?” Asphyxious asked looking at Rouge bordley.
“They were always extra help for the guards. Beside I needed someone to replace the Mane Six anyway.” Rouge answered back.
“Executions~!” Sing-songed Ava in the distance as the roars of a steadily growing lynch mob began to grow as the guards quickly dropped the portcullis of the outer gate to keep them at bay.
“Or that could happen too, either way, things need to stabilize around here.” Asphyxious warned. “Besides, way I see it; you never had to do anything. All the problems in this Equestria, stem from you all and your actions. The guilty party here is obvious.” The draconic lich pointed out.
“Sunset would had ruled Equestria if the rotting former Changeling Queen hadn’t betrayed us by killing Sunset. I did my best to rule it in her place to keep her dream alive. I helped Sunset take over Equestria because I like her and that Celestia and the Crystal Gems had hurt my sister, Jasper and Lapis 1000 years ago.” Rouge growled at the lich.
“Okay where the proof? They must have recorded them showing up right?” Asphyxious asked looking back to the mob outside the main gate. “Or do you want to try and explain yourself to them? Besides we do not know all the facts, what we need is information.”
“Rose came and told me she hurt my sister a couple of days ago and she is friends with Celestia. And what this about a mob?” Rouge asked sounding a bit confused on the last part. Asphyxious just points at the main gate that was just closed by the guards.
“Where did they come from?” Rouge asked wondering why a mob is at her gate. “No matter. The guards Bunnie had trained can hold them off.” She added.
“You really want them to try and hold them off? How long will that last and what about the ones who can fly?” Asphyxious asked noticing a pagase throw a tomato at Rouge. It hit her in the ear.
“Ewww. Talk about wasting food. Sis? Do we have anything to deal with this? Because I really need to get some clothes on.” Rouge asked Peridot. Before an egg hit Rouge in the back of her head and the yolk ran down her naked back.
“Indeed. Activating Morph Cannon procedure nine.” Peridot aimed her cannon at the crowd and charged it, before firing. The beam hit the entire crowd, causing them to scream. The crowd then passed out. “Target neutralized.”
“You really like making things worse for yourself don’t you?” Asphyxious asked shaking his head. “Looks like you want to be executed. Hey Bunnie control your friend before it’s too late to save her hide. If they come back with a bigger mob I’m not saving her ass.”
“Sis, why are you naked!?” Peridot screamed as she blushed, just realizing her sister's lack of clothes.
“Her Bimbo gun was leaking energy and turned her into a Bimbo until Ava turn her back to normal.” Bunnie replied to Peridot’s answer. “As for how to save Rouge’s ass. Send her to another world or make her into a bimbo again and have her be the mob’s cumdumpster.” She suggested.
“How about we do the smart thing and make her pay for her crimes?” Asphyxious asked tapping his foot. “Have Luna and any other princess turned back and have them come up with a good punishment and rule equestria again. Or Rouge can keep fighting this and running away only for this to get worse and worse. Your pick.”
“I think Luna is still in her room fucking Scootaloo.” Bunnie said not seeing the moon princess anywhere.
“Didn’t we turn her back to normal? Isn’t she just a kid anyway?” Asphyxious asked looking confused at them. “Or was that just Applebloom and Sweetie Belle? Or am I just misremembering things?”
“Let me get this straight, you want us to pay for taking over Equestria and killing Celestia? You want us to pay for that when the justice system lost loved ones to our group? We may not have killed Celestia and Shining, but they’re not going to see it that way.” Peridot growled.
“Not really that what they want, I’m just pointing these things out. Me, I’d just take Bunnie with me and leave. But seeing as you morons made this mess it’s up to you to make things right.” Asphyxious explained to them.
“Nah, I’ll just take a chance at running away.” Peridot said, turning around and running. “Trixie! Get our stuff together!”
“Yes Peridot.” Trixie said as she came out of the castle in a shield bubble while looking a little more busty. Asphyxious looks at Bunnie and points at Trixie.
“Trixie, what the- God damn it!” Peridot shrieked. “I hate this world!”
“Trixie had to created a shield bubble to protect herself.” Trixie said annoyed before she turn around to go do what Peridot had asked.
“Bunnie, would you shoot her?” Asphyxious asked bluntly.
“Ava has the gun right now.” Bunnie said with a shrug.
“Drain.” Peridot said, and her cannon shot Trixie.
“Hey! What was that for?” Trixie asked rubbing the spot she was shot at.
“Radiation drain. I want you to be you, not altered in the slightest.” Peridot said angrily. “Get our gear together, we’re leaving Canterlot! And sis, get your things together.”
“Sure. The castle smells of sex anyway.” Trixie said before heading back indoors.
“Anywhere than Canterlot is better. But Bunnie will be staying here since she is a traitor.” Rouge said before flying to a window.
“Why are you flying back to the castle?” Asphyxious asked Rouge. “If you're running away shouldn't you be flying away from here?” He then points over to the wall behind him. “What ever, it not like you’ll get far.”
“They are getting their things first before they leave.” Amy said from a window getting dressed. Asphyxious blinked and looked at Amy.
“Are you alright? You don’t seem yourself?” He asked before looking over to Bunnie.
“I am fine Sugar Lich. I just don’t know what do with myself after we go to Manehattan and Trottingham.” Bunnie said. Asphyxious blinked at Bunnie before pointing at Amy.
“Mind if I tag along with you guys?” Amy asked. Asphyxious looks between them before shrugging.
“Sure you can old bubbie.” Bunnie said smiling at her old friend wanting to come along.
“Good because my Sonic is missing.” Amy said with a sweet tone of voice that spells death.
“Why do I get the feeling it better for both of you to send this sonic back home.” Asphyxious commented as he scratched his neck. “And stop acting like the Amy from the show, it’s unbecoming of a Displaced.”
“Really? Are you getting between me and my Sonic like getting between a lion and it’s meal?” Amy deadpanned.
“It’s not healthy to talk about someone as food. Also I warned you about this before I left, but it looks like you didn’t listen.” Asphyxious replied then yawned.
“What are you going to do about it? Hypnotize me? Make me go to some school for Displaced?” Amy asked sounding bored. Asphyxious then slowly started to smile showing off all his fang like teeth.
“That not a bad idea… We can even send Rouge and the others as well.” Asphyxious added as his smile got bigger. In fact the look on his face was making Amy worried. One of her thoughts was ‘what crazy idea did I just give him?’
“The heck is going on!?” Jasper shouted.
“It’s a riot~!” Ava squealed outside the gate as a refreshed mob was letting her body-surf over them. Asphyxious just stared on in confusion. “Chaos~! Woo! Watch the tail!”
“Well, Ava’s enjoying herself.” Asphyxious said as he looks on.
“What are you!?” Jasper yelled.
“Bunnie’s boyfriend.” Asphyxious replied before looking at something on his echo.
“She has low standards then…”
“Uh..I think they make a nice couple. If you don’t mind me saying.” Fluttershy said, having woke up a minute ago.
“The time has come!” Ava warned as the guards were overwhelmed by a tide of angry ponies and the portcullis was lifted up by a couple earth ponies that were seriously Swol, allowing the mob to pour into the entrance courtyard. “Better get running~!” Ava melodramatically declared as she was swallowed up by the tide.
“Don’t have to tell me twice!” Bunnie said as she grabbed Amy and Fluttershy and took to the air with her feet-mounted rockets to avoid the mob, which just ignored her and streamed towards Jasper and the main doors. “Run Jasper!”
Asphyxious looks on and eats an apple, since the mob obviously wanted nothing from him either. “Looks like Rouge better hurry up before we have a proper lynching. Maybe they’ll draw and quarter her.”
“Irony~!” Ava lilted from inside the moving mob. “Whoa~! Watch the hands-ah! In public?! Since when was this Saddle Arabia?”
Two red eyes watched the scene with amusement from the darkness of a shadow around the castle wall. “Finally… The bat is going to pay.”
“Hi!” Ava suddenly popped in front of the red-eyed shady person. “You look like a vindictive specter from actions past! I feel like you have very good reasons, and little reason to stop you, but I also would like to see if I could help you somehow.”
The eyes narrowed. “What? Who are yo- ugh, nevermind...” She then vanished, and a bat flew over to the castle. The bat transformed into Rarity, holding a blade in her hand. She landed in front of Rouge’s window, then burst through it, thrusting the blade at the Displaced woman.
But Rouge avoided it at the last second and kept on running to the hallway heading to a room with a bag and a case in her hands. “Quick sis! To the mirror it’s our only chance!” Rouge called out to Peridot as she ran to the room where the mirror to Canterlot High is at.
Rarity tried to give chase, but Peridot fired her Morph Cannon, which opened a large gaping hole it Rarity’s chest. The ex-fashionista made no vocal sound and fell to her knees, a single tear running down her face.
Peridot stood still, grinning.
“Nice shot Sis. Now let’s keep going.” Rouge said as she keeps running which she was soon joined by Trixie with suitcases in her magic.
“So what is this about a mirror? I thought we were escaping.” Trixie said to Rouge confused.
“The mirror is a portal to another world. But it only stay open for three days before it closes for 30 moons.” Rouge explains to Trixie as they reach the room door.
“Which is thirty days or weeks!” Peridot shouted.
Meanwhile, Rarity crawled out of the sunlight. Her life was nearing it’s end, but she didn’t want that. She heard the sound of footsteps as Asphyxious walked over to her. It was either the blood loss or the pain, but to her he looked like a vast shadow.
“Do not fear Rarity, you will not be lost this day.” Asphyxious said as he knelt down to her and held out his hand. “There is nothing wrong in fearing death, but you still have a sister to keep safe. I will take you to her if you let me.” Asphyxious said as Bunnie, Amy, and Ava all gathered around, having decided to warp after Rouge to get her to face her punishment.
“How are you going to do that Sugar Lich? She is bleeding out.” Bunnie asked worriedly. Magic runes slowly appeared around Rarity’s body as Asphyxious still held his hand out to her.
“Simple, I’m gonna take her soul, and put her in a new body.” Asphyxious clarified as Rarity died, and her soul, a nebulous and fragile thing floated out towards him, and he guided it into his soul cage.
“I can have her body cloned to make it simpler.” Ava suggested, picking up the corpse and shoving it into her robe like it wasn’t just a person a moment ago. “Those two, Peridot and Rouge at least, are clearly beyond help. I say just let them go, but if they cause trouble wherever they escape too as well….” Ava hinted to Bunnie and Amy
“And Amy please put some clothes on.” Asphyxious asked as he looked away from her.
“I am wearing clothes.” Amy said pointing to the red dress she is wearing, only for Bunnie to shoot her with a pink ray that caused her to rocket up in size to match Bunnie. “Dang it! Bunnie put me back!” Amy demanded with an indignant blush as Bunnie snorted in amusement. “And as for Rouge and Peridot they are the people on the other side of that mirror’s problem.” She added still blushing.
“Not to mention Jasper and Sunset took off after them too. At least this is all going to be taken care of once I de-bimbo Luna and Cadence.” Bunnie stated. “And darlin’ you look hot like this. Don’t tell me you preferred being a two-foot nothing to a ten-foot amazon.” Bunnie teased the hedgehog, who puffed out her cheeks in a pout.
“So what should I do while I wait for the cloned body?” Asphyxious asked trying not to look or stare at Bunnie and Amy, the former because she’s one of his mates, and the other because she was naked and clearly delusional.
“Nothing, because here she is.” Ava said as she took a dull-eyed and, sadly, stamped copy of Rarity from her robe. The new body looked exactly the same as the dead vampire, only with the code R-01 over her left brow in black. “Homage and I have worked out an indirect connection method using Echo and my world’s anti-time dilation.”
“Okay, Just a heads up this may hurt.” Asphyxious said to the soul cage he held and removed Rarity’s soul from it, before putting the soul into her new body, which promptly punched Asphyxious in the snozz so hard he flew a few feet down the hall.
“Get away from me, monster...” Rarity snarled.
“I saw that one coming.” Amy said as she was on the floor laughing her ass off.
Next Chapter: The De-Bimbofication Part 4 Estimated time remaining: 1 Hour, 7 MinutesAuthor's Notes:
NEXT TIME! ON BIMBO BALL P~!
“Can we not?” Ava asks in annoyance. “I mean, we’re supposed to be cleaning things up, not exacerbating-hey!”
NEXT TIME! To Manehatten!