Moonshine and I spent a couple of hours practicing music. It was fun — I used the guitar for the rhythm and she played a tune. So far, her own rhythm and tempo are just right. It amazes me how good she became in just... like, a few months at most. I don't really remember when she started learning musical instruments.

Practice makes perfect, that is right. Moonshine is very determined to learn how to play the keyboard, and she has become very good at it. I'd say she's already above average.

Music helped me to get my mind off of the heat week that is raging around. The smell is faint, and there are no peculiar noises thanks to the sound isolation the apartment has. Otherwise, I'd probably go crazy from all that... love-making happening around.

It feels like Moonshine and I found a shelter during zombie apocalypse. Mares outside are like zombies, searching for prey, but instead of brains, mares want something else down my body, and I think they'd like if it stayed there as it is — whole and functional.

Eventually, one of us would have to go buy food since the cafeteria is closed. Well, some food is free, but I have enough money from stipend I get so that I can buy perhaps even the most expensive meal. I won't do it, of course — there are plenty of different meals that can be just as tasty and much cheaper.

Of course, my stomach decided to growl at this exact time. Ugh...

"Moon, can you go buy some food?" I told Moonshine. "You know, I can't really go because of, um, well... heat."

"Okay, no problem." she nodded. She put on the saddlebags, and I handed her the money. "Be back in a sec." she smooched me, and then left.

Alright, I'm alone now. What should I do?

Masturb— wait wait wait, nope. I mean, I can do that, but is it the best choice when there are willing mares around?

Not that I'm going to try to get laid today or during this week. Or maybe I will... Let's put that for later. The air makes me go crazy...

So, what do I do now? I actually don't know. There isn't really anything interesting to do.

...

Maybe I should get laid.

***

I've spent some time reading a book. It's called Daring Do and the Quest for the Sapphire Statue. It's an adventure book, much like Indiana Jones. It's quite interesting and exciting to read. I'm only at the start, and I'm already hooked. Daring Do, an archeologist mare, is in search for, well, the Sapphire Statue, and someone is actively trying to hinder her progress. So—

*Pzzzts PLOP!*

Uh, what the heck? Oh, it's a letter.

Hm... There is no sign or address. Interesting...

So, it is written that... Oh, I get it know — it's from the musical group I'll be playing with. The next rehearsal and the actual performance are postponed for a week. Yeah, I get it — there is a valid reason.

Heat week...

Well, it means I will have even more free time.

...

Which I don't know how to spend. Reading a book is quite interesting and all, but I need to do something more active. I don't know... Sports? I was never a sports guy, actually. I mean, I played football (not American one), volleyball, even basketball and tennis from time to time, but nothing too serious. I remember I even played badminton and table tennis. Yeah, quite a variety. Maybe I am kinda into sports...

Well, I suppose I can go jogging around the city and see what's happening aside from mares going crazy.

I'm sure a colt such as myself will be more or less fine. Really, who would hit a colt this young? Grownup mares will certainly stay away, and fillies, well, I think they will drop it as soon as I mention that I have a fillyfriend. One did, why would others not?

Or maybe I'll get laid, depends on what Moonshine thinks about it. With that fetish she has, things might go a bit... crazy. Or maybe she'll fall in heat soon.

Yeah... This is something no human have ever worried about.

...

Crazy.

...

Alright, maybe I shouldn't go. Really, what was I thinking? I bet it's all that stuff in the air that makes me kinda drowsy. Ufff.... What a week it will be.

Oh, Moonshine's returning. I saw her coming back to the hostel through the window.

I guess I can eat something to get my mind off of things. A good meal is nothing short of wonderful, and I now feel I really need to eat something tasty.

Or maybe I can go eat out a mare.

...

What the heck?! Ugh, I'm crazy! I'm only, like, twelve pony-wise, why should I feel the need to go fuck so intensely! Fuuuck...

Well, at least during women periods I could think straight. But I will never replace the heat cycle with... menstruation cycle? I believe that's what it's called. It's certainly better when girls don't want to murder you for just being in their vicinity.

Now, my mind is being filled with dirty thoughts. I guess it's how it works and should work during times like this... You know, it's natural to have the desire to, um, impregnate. But I'm certainly not ready to become a father, certainly not yet. So, I must use the spell Luna sent me, otherwise I will face big problems.

But if I ever make someone pregnant, I won't abandon her (or them, depending on how unlucky I'll be). It would be just cruel. Even if my morals aren't really that good, well... Um, they're not really, how do I say it... Normal? Well, some of my morals are okay in Equestria.

Anyway, I will stay with the one I impregnated and will help her in whatever way I can. My mistake mustn't ruin someone else's life. And while there is an option of abortion, I will never push anyone to make it. As far as I know, it can devastate a woman's body and especially the procreational part of it. I don't want anyone to suffer through it. So yeah, if I have to be a father, I will.

That is why you use protection, kids. Being a father is a big responsibility that only a few can take and be good. My father... Well, he was okay. Could be better, though. I don't know if he was ready for me or not, but he did a decent job at raising me. I don't like some things about my family, but they raised me more or less... right? Well, at least I'm not some sort of criminal. I've read about serial killers, and... They were raised bad. Almost each one of them had abusive relatives or no relatives at all.

So yeah, my parents were alright. And I hope that, if I ever am one, I will take it seriously and make sure that my child will have a good time, so to say. Though... yeah, I have no idea of raising children. There are so many ways it can go wrong, I'm really afraid of having children.

Maybe I'm just too young for this. Only twenty-three in human years and about twelve in pony ones.

I guess this week just messes with my brain so hard it tries to make something else hard as well.

...

Yeah.

...

Alright, what do I do now?

Wait a second, I can hear something... Ah, right, it's Moonshine's returning. Right, I remember seeing her through the window.

"I brought some stuff." Moonshine said as she placed the saddlebags on the floor. "Lettuce, daisies, roses—" oh right, I remember ponies eat flowers "—cucmbers, onion, bell pepper, just pepper, and some snacks like hay fries and flavored potato chips."

"Alright, good!" I replied with a smile. "Lemme make something out of it. I'm sure hungry."

"Me, too." the filly replied. "And... you know, it's actually a bit scary outside. No stallions, just some really young colts, fillies, and mares. I was asked if I, you know," she blushed. "Knew anyone that, um, a mare could... smash."

"..." I blinked. I'm glad I didn't go jogging. "Yeah... Alright, I'll go cook something."

Equestria can be even more crazier than I suspected. At least I'm not a mare, otherwise I'd be searching for...

Well, I guess you know what.

Some time later, I noticed something very strange. The air around began to feel... unusual. Well, it is already quite weird in a sense, but now... Hm...

"Hey, look!" Moonshine called me. I turned to her and saw her looking out of the window. "It's raining chocolate!"

...

Am I insane or is she insane?

Alright, only one way to find out. I walked to the window and looked outside.

...

Pink clouds, alright. Chocolate raining from them.

...

Too many pauses.

...

What the fuck?

"Let's go outside and see what's it all about." Moonshine suggested. Well, I suppose so. I nodded.

Why the hell is there chocolate raining from the sky? It's not that bad, but... Feeling chocolate on the skin isn't that good. Besides, it can stain my fur, and my fur is white. I don't want to look like I've shat myself.

So, the two of us ventured outside to see what's happening. Did pegasi go crazy because of the heat week? Maybe, but how did they make clouds rain chocolate? It doesn't make sense.

What is fun in making sense?

What, what, what? Is there a voice in my head?

Indeed. Don't be alarmed, I wish you no harm.

Alright... Who are you, then?

Go to your school and see for yourself.

It has turned weird so fast I think my head's going to blow up.

I don't want voices inside my head. My head is full of secrets and desires I'd like not to reveal to, un, pretty much anyone. I don't like anyone to know I once put stuff in my butt.

...

Yeah.

Alright, let's see what's going on outside.

***

So, Moonshine and I went to the school. I told her about the voice, and she said she heard something, too. Well, it turned creepy pretty damn fast. Just what is waiting for us? Something horrible or something just weird?

There's already a crowd of ponies. The students, mostly. Hm... It's very suspicious.

Although, I can say I'm ready for everything. Videogames, films, and books taught me to expect pretty much anything. Blood raining from the sky? Alright. Men raining from the sky? Okay. Aliens abducting everyone? Yeah, fine. Frankly, there aren't many things that can surprise me anymore, especially after I experienced Equestria and its wonders and weirdnesses.

Hm, I wonder where Celestia and Luna are. Maybe they're trying to figure out what's happening? I sure hope so. As much as I like chocolate, having the rain of one is just a little bit too much.

So... Well, all I can do is wait.

Suddenly, in a flash of eye-bursting mix of colors, someone appeared in front of the crowd. After my eyes could see again, I looked at whoever that was.

...

I have very bad news.

Um... Well, it's a weird creature which is a mix of horse, lion, dragon (or snake, whatever), and eagle. Also, antelope, I guess.

I remember vomiting on his statue a long time ago.

...

Well, I guess I'm fucked today, and not by mares.

Author's Notes:

I bet you didn't expect that, did you? Surprise!

Also, I'm sorry this chapter is rather short, but the next one...

Oh, you don't know what I'm planning for this. It will be absolutely chaotic!