Alright, here goes another teleportation. I hope it'll be less painful than the last. I closed my eyes and lit my horn. Here I go...

*zzZAP!*

Ugh, my head... Fuck, will I ever get used to this? Though, it becomes better and better with every time. I hope that someday it'll be as easy as walking through a door.

Wait, what is that feeling? My clothes are a bit damp underneath, as well as my body. Uh... And there's a strange smell... Shampoo?

I opened my eyes and saw that I was in a large bathtub. And a pony was sitting in the same bathtub. And that pony is princess Celestia. And the bathtub is covered in bubbles.

Uh... Awkward. She is staring at me, I am staring back at her.

...

It's the first time I see her up close. She's without her crown or any other stuff that she usually wears in public. I've seen her a couple of times from afar, but up so close... Damn. I can say that if I were older I'd pop a boner. That would be very embarrassing. But hey, she's a beautiful mare! I've no doubts that even some humans would find her very attractive. I, as a pony, do. I guess a lot of stallions across Equestria do.

Well, at least I don't see her private parts. Those bubbles help obscuring everything in the water. And I am happy she wasn't masturbating when I teleported. Ugh, what am I thinking? I mean, all people do masturbate. If they say they don't, it means they do it twice as much. But thinking about that right now is kind of... not right.

Alright, I hope she can't read my mind. That would be... absolute embarrassment.

I think I can feel my cheeks beginning to burn. This whole situation and my not-so-clean thoughts surely do make things bad.

"Teleportation mishap?" she asked me calmly, having a small smile on her face. I nodded, not looking in her eyes. "Do not worry, I'm not going to do anything bad to you, my little pony."

Being called like that is embarrassing, too.

"You are not the first one to end up in such a situation." she chuckled softly, using a brush to rub her spine. It seems she doesn't even care that I'm here. She kept rubbing her spine as if... is she trolling me? "I doubt you'll be the last." she gently levitated me out of the bathtub and placed me on the floor. "Let me help you."

A gentle breeze washed over me, and I found myself warm and dry. Huh, that's neat. Also, I'm a bit fuzzy now.

Princess Celestia covered her mouth with her hoof and... giggled? That's even more embarrassing than everything else thus far.

"Forgive me, what was your destination? Surely not my bathroom, yes?" she asked me.

"Um, the entrance to the castle..." I replied rather quietly. I mean, this whole situation is... kinda messed up. Well, that is my punishment for playing too much games and not paying attention to the time. It wouldn't have happened if I took a walk. Unless Celestia teleported herself wit her bathtub to me when I was walking. Or teleported me to her. That would be... insane. I mean, why'd she do that in the first place? I'd question her sanity if it would come to that. I would most likely move to another country, too. A prank or something like that is fine, but something as extreme as what I've mentioned... That's just ain't right.

"I will teleport you there, alright?" she asked, and I nodded. "Have a nice day, my little pony. And... I advice you to work on your teleportation. It is no easy task, after all."

Her horn glowed gold, and I found myself at the entrance to the castle. Huh, her teleportation is sure the best. I didn't even feel anything. Well, besides shame and awkwardness. Yeah, totally not taking teleportation next time I want to go to the castle.

Alright, I need to find Luna. It must be about ten minutes before the training starts. I better make haste.

And this whole situation reminds me something from terrible comedies. Like, a character performs teleportation only to appear in some woman's bath. It is always a he. He get slapped and yelled at, and then he teleports back. I'm glad I wasn't yelled at by Celestia. That would be terrible.

Yeah, my whole life is like a comedy now. I just hope I'm not in some crazy fan fiction. I don't remember anything pony-related, though. Anyway, I don't want to be in that kind of fiction. People who'd be reading that would go like "Hey, he definitely needs to get that girl! Let's ship 'em!". I've read some fan fiction when I was... Well, eighteen? Yeah. So, it was... Adventure Time? I dunno. I was just searching the net for something good about AT and stumbled upon fan fiction. Some of it isn't bad, but... There was porn. Lots of it. And that shipping thing.

I hope that if I'm really in fan fiction, I'm not shipped with Celestia or Luna. Or whomever else they'd want me to get laid with. I mean, I am physically eight! Sex with a child isn't a good thing.

And I hope I'm not shipped with stallions. What am I fucking gay? I've nothing against gays, they can have their relationships in whatever way they want, I don't want to get myself involved. I'm perfectly straight, after all. I want dat pussy, not a cock up my ass.

...

My thoughts are wretched. I'm fucking sick, man.

Ugh...

At least there is no rule 34 on me. I think...

***

Here I am, near the entrance to that hall we use for training. With my terrible thoughts put to an end, I am now ready to train. I opened the door and saw Luna sitting there. Corners of her mouth were slightly up.

"You were almost late." she said. "And you stumbled upon my sister in an... awkward way, didn't you?"

How does she know? Telepathy?

"Don't worry, it's fine." she laughed. "I guess it was embarrassing for you?"

"Um, yes, it was." I nodded. "I was being late, I decided to teleport, and..." I blushed. "Ended up somewhere I didn't intend to."

"Trust me, such teleportation misdirections aren't uncommon." Luna assured me. "However, my sister made sure that there's a spell that denies teleportation into her chambers unless allowed. Since you were able to teleport into her personal bathtub," Luna chuckled. "She will most likely put an eye on you."

"And... what does it mean for me?" I asked with worry. Surely Celestia doesn't want to see me bathing. That would be a revenge served pedo.

"Well, she will perhaps choose you as another of her students." Luna explained. "She took under her wing many powerful unicorns throughout the years. You are very young to even be able to teleport, and to break her spell, and that would almost certainly get you in her... collection." she coughed to hide a chuckle. "Don't worry, there'll be no constant watch on you." she assured me. "She already knows that you are my friend, and I've no doubt she recognized you. She will now watch you and your accomplishments more closely than before."

A pause ensued in our small talk. Or a big talk, since Celestia is next to Luna in terms of power and influence. I don't know how I feel about knowing that she might want me to be her personal student. Teacher-student sexy role-play isn't my thing.

Jokes aside, I really don't know what to expect. Celestia still doesn't know about me. If Luna's reaction is anything to go by, I guess her sister won't be too... nervous? Well, at least I won't be imprisoned or thrown out or anything like that. Maybe someday I'll reveal myself to Celestia.

Alright, I'll think about that later. There's a training ahead.

***

The training was mostly repeating the previous ones. I can now make longer jumps that are supported by my wings. Sorta like gliding. Luna said that the progress is meant to be slow because my wings need to grow strong and thus adapt to flying better. Small steps are the best, in her opinion. She said she's seen many pegasi hurting themselves because they disregarded training and went for the sky at a first go.

Well, I have some patience. After all, I don't want to be crippled after a fall if my wings suddenly stop working. Yeah, I'm having none of those nasty accidents. I'm in no hurry, after all. You can't throw away safety to make haste, or you will hurry only to your own grave. Thankfully, that's not the lesson I had to learn the hard way.

I headed back home after I exchanged goodbyes with Luna. She had some of her royal business to do. Well, I know she is a busy pony. No surprise here.

Let's see how Moonshine's doing. I bet she was a bit surprised seeing me so suddenly teleporting away.

Yeah, that was kind of a dick move. I think I was panicking a bit. Uh, maybe not panicking... Whatever, I was in a hurry.

Oh, and I remembered something! It's eighth of November, right? My birthday is a bit over the month away! I'll be turning... twenty three? Yeah, that. I think I started to forget how old I truly am. I mean, I know I am over eighteen years old, but the certain number... Yeah, right. What is more stupid thing than forgetting how old you are? That's embarrassing.
So, I will turn nine in pony years. Hey, that's a small step towards adolescence. And there will still be about four years to go. That's a long time. I feel like I'm in jail, counting time before my release. And it's terribly slow!
And actually... I don't even know what my true birthday is. I mean, I know the thirteenth of December is my human birth. Does twenty-second of June count as my birthday? I'm not really sure what is truth and what is not. Let's just stick with the first thing. It's easier for me to take the thirteenth of December as my birthday.

Anyway, I am near my apartment. Time to see what Moonshine's doing.

***

I entered the apartment and saw Moonshine sleeping. It's only seven thirty, but the outside is already dark. No surprise here, winter is coming. Even if ponies control everything about weather, it still goes like on the Earth.

Well, I think I should go to the bathroom and take a shower. After that, I'll go to sleep. This time I won't hide my wings. They'll have appropriate rest.

I hope that accident I had won't bring anything. I don't want to experience that embarrassment again.