Moonshine gathered all of us downstairs.

"Well, everypony," she said. "We're going to play twister!"

Oh crap, that's the least of my favorites. Especially when your face is near someone's butt. Ponies are nude, so... I think you understand why I don't think twister will bring me joy. Just... I'll just rely on my luck, which is terrible... Ugh.

So, Moonshine showed us a circle. I don't remember how it's called, though it isn't too different from what I've seen before. Well, it has four colors: red, green, yellow, blue; there are also four zones which are hooves, and one arrow in the center. Yeah, not a bit different from the human twister.

There's also that carpet thingie... Fuck, I forgot how it's called. Meh, it doesn't matter much anyway. So, it has four rows of colored circles, each row according to one of the four colors used in the game. And there are six circles in one rows.

"So, who's first?" Moonshine asked.

"Me!" Coral replied, stepping near the carpet.

"Alright," Moonshine said, and then spun the arrow. "Right front hoof — green, Coral!"

So, here it begins...

***

Three ponies is already enough on this carpet. Moonshine's standing outside as a judge, thankfully. Also, the participating girls tied their long manes. Where do they find those hairbands anyway? It's a secret I don't know. Girls always have these and I've never seen hairbands being sold anywhere. Where do girls get them? That's a mystery.

So, we're playing twister... Me being so close with my face to Coral's butt doesn't help anything in any way. It's really awkward for me, 'cause I'm still not over that nudity thing ponies have. They just don't care... Which is good in its own ways, but not right now.
I feel like I'm going to collapse soon: I'm stretched far enough. And I'm upside-down, which isn't helping. And there's Chocolate, almost pressed to me on top. Well, a compromising position... Oh damn my mind that is thinking of something it really shouldn't.

A human is more supple, and I feel like a log. An old log.

"Left front hoof — red, Chocolate!" Moonshine said.

Chocolate Chips moved, and collapsed right on top of me. Ugh, fuck, I can barely hold!

...

UUUUGH, my balls! She moved her hoof and it collided with the most painful spot! Argh!

And I collapsed, bumping my head with Coral's butt, making her fall. Uh... It hurts.

"Whoops, I'm so sorry!" Chocolate said, getting off of me. "It was an accident!"

"I'm okay, oof..." I replied, rolling on my side.

"Everypony's okay?" Moonshine asked worriedly, walking to us. Coral was also looking at us with worry.

"Kinda..." I replied, getting up. Ugh, I hate this male weakness!

"Okay, let's play something less dangerous." Coral suggested. "Well, we know it was an accident, but it's better not to be repeated, right?"

"Yeah." I replied, finally free of pain. Uh, that nasty feeling...

Yeah, such a game can end in pain, too. The dangerous world we live in, ladies and gentlemen. You never know when your future kids are in danger.

"So, what're we gonna play?" Chocolate asked.

"I know what." Coral grinned. "We need a bottle for it."

Oh crap, is it what I think it is? If so, I'm doomed. But since I came here in the first place, I have to follow the rules.

"Yay, truth or dare!" Moonshine smiled.

Yep, I'm doomed.

***

After an empty bottle was found, we assembled in a circle.

"To remind everypony, the rules are simple," Moonshine spoke. "We spin the bottle. It's bottom shows us who ask, and the neck points the one who answers."

Better not be me on that end of the bottle. I can, of course, lie, but the point of the game is telling truth. Is it fun when everyone's lying?

"And after each spin, we change places randomly." Moonshine added. "So, I'm gonna spin it."

Please not be me, please not be me, please...

Whew, not me. Chocolate asks Moonshine. Whew.

"Hm... Dance is the most silly way! For a minute." Chocolate dared.

Moonshine started to dance in very awkward and a bit funny way. I stifled my laugh 'cause I remember how I would dance Gangnam Style all day long on any occasion. Trust me, it was so stupid...

So, we changed places after Moonshine finished dancing. The bottle is spun again...

Whew, I'm on a "good" end of the bottle, and Moonshine is on another. She's not lucky today.

"Well..." I scratched my chin. Truth or dare? She's just done the dare, so I'm picking the former. "Tell me a moment of shame that happened before you went to school."

"Um... I forgot to turn off water once. It nearly flooded the house." she admitted. It's not so bad, I suppose. After all, she didn't have fingers to put them into a working plug. I used metal nails... That was painful.

We changed places again, and the bottle is spun. Now... fuck, I'm going to answer.

"So..." Chocolate said. "Tell me your most shameful moment."

There are tons of them. Not gonna tell at least nine tens of them.

"I... I forgot my birthday once." I replied. And it indeed happened. I was very busy with school when I was sixteen, and I just kinda missed my birthday entirely. I remembered about it only after the exams.

We changed places, the bottle spins again...

I'm again. Fuck. And Coral smiles mischievously... I don't like this. At all.

"I dare you to take off your hoodie." she said.

Well, it's a good thing I have my enchanted necklace to hide my wings, otherwise I'd be screwed.

I took off my hoodie, revealing my normal-looking body.

"I thought there was something special." Coral said with disappointment.

There is something... Not gonna reveal it, though. And at least until my friends grow up, I'm not revealing it. It's a serious thing, after all.

***

The game went on for another fifteen minutes. I asked some tricky questions, did some silly things, but nothing that would be too awkward, thankfully. Though, the game hasn't ended yet. There may be something very awkward for me to do.

The bottle was spun again, and it pointed at me, Coral on the other side. Okay, one more time... And Coral is making that mischievous grin again... with a tint of red on her cheeks. What in the heck?

"I dare you..." she paused, I think for a dramatic effect. "To..." come on, dammit! Is it that bad? "Kiss Moonshine... on the lips. Once."

Oh what the fuck?! The FUCK?! This is fucking madness! I don't want to do that! Why should I do this? This is so fucking awkward I think I'm going to explode thrice right here right now!

I just stared at Coral, who was giggling. To her side, Moonshine was sitting, blushing.

"Well?" Coral asked.

Oh damn me to the deepest circle of Hell... Um, it wouldn't be as bad as doing what I'm asked to do. Staying in the frozen lake forever wouldn't be so bad, yeah.

So... I slowly got up and started walking towards Moonshine. Here it comes... I think my face is burning brighter than all hell. Ugh...

I see Moonshine looking at me with something in her eyes, her cheeks burning. Oh fuck, why did I agree to this? Should've stayed at home, probably. Well, there's no time-traveling stuff for me to use, so...

I sat right in front of Moonshine. I stared into her eyes, and saw that... damn, she wants me to do this. Oh my... What did I get myself into? Uh...

I could feel Moonshine's hot breath as our faces weren't too far away. I'm not excited about this, though... Just shame and awkwardness.

And I... I planted a soft kiss on her lips. The girls behind me gasped, and Moonshine's eyes widened.

Well, what can I say? I broke my own record — I had the fist kiss when I was seventeen. It wasn't as awkward back then because, well, it was a foreplay to something else and it happened in a brothel. Yeah... What I've just experienced had more feeling to it from both sides. Moonshine was clearly shocked in a good way, and I... well... I don't know. I just don't know.

At least it's over now.

***

After everything settled down and everyone calmed down, we were sitting at the table and eating what we brought with ourselves. I was having some hay fries, my hot sauce bottle, and some cheese-flavored chips.

Moonshine excused herself to the toilet, leaving me and the two fillies alone. I didn't have anything to say to them, so we just sat.

"How was it?" Coral suddenly asked.

"What?" I blinked in surprise, turning to her.

"Truth be told, I saw how she looked at you." she told me. "And I can certainly say that she... likes you much." she giggled. "So... what did you feel when, um, that happened?"

So, she's trying to set up me and Moonshine together? Ugh... That's even worse! For hell's sake, I'm far older than Moonshine! This is just... gross. I suppose some people could even call me a pedo-zoo-phile. But that is not true! I'm not into children nor am I into non-sapient beings. This is so... Uuugh!

"I don't know." I finally replied in a dry tone. Seeing how Coral opened her mouth to ask something else, I glared at her for a moment. She closed her mouth and mouthed something like "sorry" to me. And yes, I am angry at her. I understand that she might've thought she's doing the right thing, but it was really bad. I didn't like it.

Still, she and other girls are children. I don't think I can blame them for being stupid from time to time. After all, we're all prone to this.

...

Moonshine came back and immediately started searching for something under one of the beds. Moments later, she pulled out a black rectangular box. What's it?

"Hey," Moonshine addressed us. "I've got something new... a TV!" the actually have TV? Wow, I didn't know that. "Well, my granddad was one of the inventors of first TVs, and he made this one for himself." so, I'm going to witness the first TV? That's actually cool! "He modified it so he'd be able to watch movies. Now, the TV is here, and we're going to watch an awesome film that was made just a few month ago. Daring Do and the Sapphire Stone!" It's familiar to me... I think I saw a poster of it somewhere.

Well, why not watch a film? I doubt anyone wants to play anything.

"Oh, I forgot something!" Moonshine went to the drawers and searched for something there, and then pulled out a camera. "We forgot to do a photo of us!"

Well, why not? It's actually a good tradition.

***

After the photo was taken, we took places on the beds, and TV was placed on the table. After we got comfortable, Moonshine started the film and joined us. She took a place right next to me.

...

Well, this film already reminds me of Indiana Jones films. Gender-bent and ponyfied version of the Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark. The setting is a bit different, yet there are many elements I redognized. For once, the music. It's a bit changed, yet the tune is almost the same. I don't know how this coincidence happened, but I think great things always have something in common.

Also, the film was obviously black and white originally, and then each frame was colored by hand. Or hoof? Well, the colors are kinda unnatural and... cartoonish. Lips desynchronization also takes place — it seems that the audio was recorded after the filming itself was done.

Oh my, I should review films. I've seen so much YouTube videos that point out films' flaws, details and whatnot that I can see behind the story myself! That's funny!

...

Moonshine has just moved closer to me and put her head on my shoulder. Um... I have nothing to say. Well, whatever makes her comfortable, I suppose. I'm not going to do anything. It's kinda... Ugh, everything is so fucked up. This is kinda nice feeling but at the same time it's kinda not so good.

Oh well... Whatever, the film's still going. Daring Do has broken one of her wings and is now moving through the jungle to... Actually, I think I kinda lost the track.

An hour later, the film has finally ended, leaving all of us tired and wanting sleep. Well, excluding me. I wasn't feeling as tired as others. However, there's no fun in doing anything alone right now, so, I think I'll just go to bed like everyone else. There's that bed just on the fireplace, and I'm gonna take it. It's obviously warm up there.

I got up there, took off my hoodie, wrapped it like a pillow, and lied down on the bed, placing the hoodie under my head. Well, it's comfortable enough. The bed is soft and warm, the light is dim. A perfect place to sleep during the night when it's cold outside. And I think I can hear the rain dropping — there's that drum-like sound. Soothing...

Yeah, I'm going to sleep right here. Well, after relieving myself, which my organism feels must be done.

Damn, the toilet's outside. Well, let's see where it is.

I quietly got down on the floor, walked to the door and opened it. I walked outside the house and looked around.

...

Well, with rain this hard I won't go to that toilet which is ten meters away from the house. It's pouring, it's cold, and I don't want to get ill. I'm sorry for all the girls, too. I can just stand here and pee on the ground. Maybe they can do it too... Definitely not what I must think about right now.

...

Good, everything is taken care of. Now, I go to sleep.

I returned into the house and got back onto the fireplace. Also, can it still be called a fireplace while being this big? A furnace would be the right term, I suppose.

Anyway, I'm in the warm place again. Better get to sleep.

...

I heard some rustle, and then something pressed against my side. I turned to this and saw Moonshine.

"Um..." she muttered, her blush visible even in this darkness. "It's warm here... And I, um... I don't want to get cold. Maybe we... share?"

Whatever gets her in the bed with me.

...

Damn that sounded dirty. Not that I care much right now, I just want for the next day to come.

"Okay." I turned away from Moonshine and closed my eyes. Feeling her nudging me again, I turned to her. "What?"

"Oh, um..." Moonshine stuttered. "I just want to say... Uh... I... Um, I'll tell you when we, um, return to the apartment, okay? When we're alone, that is."

I don't think I like where this is going.

Author's Notes:

Well, why not draw something while I'm at it?