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Mystical bus party!

by Sir lightning blade

Chapter 5: Cupcakes & apple pies!(SEX and pictures link)

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Morning breakfast at the hotel, the gang was getting prepared and ready for the game plan.

“Well, we got some time before, the maid café. So what is everybody going to do for lunch?” Asked AJ, wearing a basic T-shirt short-sleeved(with a Apple logo) a tight pair of blue jeans with a Apple belt buckle and her usual cowboy hat.

“Well flutters and I are going to head back to the no brains club, I'm going to get some wicked awesome tattoos and maybe those piercings!” claimed Rainbow as she was doing the devil horns.

“A couple runs in the park, possibly looking at a gym or two and a good spa treatment. I think tomorrow we have another rest day, I will book the steam room for about a good two hours. That should give me at least a little bit below 300.” Replied rarity, struggling at some parts of prospects.

“Oh that reminds me, Rebecca stated that ultra mass is harder for you to get rid of fat, it might take a bit more work.” Replied flutters as she was eating some more of The breakfast platter.

“That's even more disconcerting. Darling.” Rarity replied rubbing her head. Thankful for the earrings.

“Don't worry. You're beautiful to me no matter what!” Replied Spike. Rarity gave him a simple pat on the head, like she was petting a dog.

“Well I'm heading to the library with Spike. Maybe this particular world will have more books on dragons, they may be different but will it could still become useful.” Replied pony Twilight.

“Well, I've convinced Sunset, and the other Twilight, to help the research on how to unlock magical potential here. For the great and powerful Trixie must become a great and powerful magician.” Trixie explained while the other two simply nodded in agreement.

“Party supplies.” Reply pinky pie, wearing her usual outfit.

At your service: The maid café

The gang got back together, Rarity was still wearing her usual outfits with her gorgeous earrings, Flutters looked like she had just gained only 6 pounds added to her already 300, and was sporting the chain top. Next to her was rainbow which was completely dwarfed, although Rainbow was also sporting the chain top, only noticeable underneath her white T-shirt, And she got one wicked awesome tattoo white cloud with a lightning bolt that was designed in rainbow color. “Well you have your cutie Mark.” All the girls turned that pony twilight and she probably had to quickly make a quick save. “Sorry, just the other rainbow Dash has a similar mark on her flank.”

“Really, note to self, this time you visit Getting on the butt.”RD replied with a smile. Spike was standing next to Pony Twilight, he was dressed in a green T-shirt, purple jacket, and a purple pair of pants(sweats) with pockets and one unusual pocket for his tail if he was outside of human. The girls were gassing. This place didn't have a bouncer, slightly odd, but makes sense. It was a maid café it specialty was more like restaurants.

“Makes sense, Hooters doesn't have a bouncer.” RD said out loud as she walked inside.

“Yes, and the girls beat Hooters by a mile only because of their size.” Pointed out by Trixie, not complaining, but still pointing out. That some of the girls on the waiting staff were about the same size as Fluttershy but sporting different outfits, skinnier ones were sporting the button up shirts that AJ was wearing, back during the no brains club. Then they could see also the difference between the Butler's and the maid's. Girls wearing different color skirts. Meanwhile guys were wearing black pants, dress pants to be exact, specially tailored. “Tom-Tom!” All the girls shouted, they spotted the man who is going to take them to their table.

“Who is Tom Tom?” Replied Spike not really understanding, but sounding a little jealous at the same time. As the guy gave him a small thumbs-up.

“Welcome to the green mohawk club, My a dye job. How, but yours?” Replied Tom-Tom as he led them to the table.

Twilight(pony) quickly interjected, before Spike could. “Naturally but you say he's a very strong mixed breed, the conception of his mane he leans towards very dark Dragon.” She whispered, and was thankful she could actually get away with the other instructions. Very quickly at the library. Not everyone can do magic, asked 12 different people for the right Dragon books. Surprisingly took her finding a guy with metal arms to actually give you the right directions, pair glasses, and wherein nuclear neon T-shirt.

“I see, oh and I referred to me as my real name here because of fact that this is kind of Ramses place. He likes people to refer to them as their real names for sound very, very, very fancy like. Oh and the real name is Thomas Thrones.” Just as another girl walked over towards him the same size is flutter shots big hug, but she was wearing a special different type of top much more concealing. And she shouted!

“BIG BROTHER!” Well, certainly the statement wasn't too bad, he was technically bigger than her, by only 300 pounds. She was a lot differently dressed actually, obviously, she wasn't working here. She was wearing a long elegant ballroom down skirt that was roughly changed into a almost miniskirt just barely reaching her knees. Bright pink. Everything was bright pink to rival the pinkness of pinky pie! Well with the exception of her hair. It was deep black.

“Please go back to your seat sis, and finish your summer work.” As she did she was told to quickly did introduce her, but only after she left. “That was my little sister Seilia. And you little man I have my eye on you!” Looking directly at Spike, much like a watchful hawk protecting the baby chicks that were laying in the nest. Causing Spike to take a deep breath of air and swallow it.

After the girls took their seats in order their drinks. “Thomas darling.”Spike eyes were turning brighter red. “We would like to talk to the master chef over certain details. You heard about our article right? Covering the owners of some establishments.” Rarity trying to flirt, but her flirting charms were slightly diminished.

“Sure, this note that Ramses is not going to give out a lot of his secret recipes. And odds are you only talk to the best chef around.” He replied as he walked off to get the drinks and the chef.

“Looks like you're up co-us-in!” Pinky pie said with a bit more by strictness tone, but it was not clear what she meant by it. AJ really didn't like it when pinky pie referred to as cousin over friend, and usually means she's pulling in one of the family paper strings. And the fact that this relies on cooking means yes she's involved.

“Pinky, you're only one that can make me regret my time in Manhattan.” Which caused Pony Twilight blink, did she hear Manehattan?

Rodríguez Ramsey(Picture) came up to their table carrying a small stool. Basic three-legged chair with no back. His legs were bright red pair to the rest of his body, like they had been burnt and scorched.

“Though who wants to be the...” He paused for a second spotting the child. “I'm guessing you girls did a little bit of homework, knowing how much I love to swear. So which one of you girls is going to talk with me in the kitchen, and would you like to eat?” The girls instantly looked at the section that said chefs request.

“A Baked Potato & mushroom soup.” Replied Rarity. “Fish and chips. With a side of peanut butter.” Replied Trixie. “The optimist chili. Thousands wickedly challenging to me.” Rainbow Dash said taking on the challenge. “Sweet-and-sour pork for both me and the little one.” Dated Pony Twilight, also ordering something for Spike. “Cranberry Waldorf Salad.” Both Sunset and E2 Twilight ordered. “Cherrychanga! Which is combining a cherry with a chimichanga So Cherrychanga! That's a request.” Reply pinky pie, as the chefs eyes watered and gave a thumbs up! “Is there a vegetarian meal that can qualify, up to go up a couple of the hundred?” Asking Flutter.

“That depends what your definition of vegetarian, like you eat only vegetables or do you have the bizarre statement of saying I don't eat anything with a face, which cuts out even have my vegetable roster, and for some odd reason you guys even include milk, which doesn't have the faith that comes from every creature. There's different types of milk.” As they could slowly see his face growing red light was trying to avoid cursing just because there was a child in the facility.

“As long as it's not made from an animal, with the exception of things that animals produced to feed other animals that doesn't take their lives.” His face went into complete red mode and tom-tom gave him a bag to breathe into.

“Young lady that's technically impossible, that if you didn't know about magic he would actually probably not hyperventilate here. Breathe Sir. Breathe. Because there's a lot of branching plant monsters that count as animals.” Tom-tom said giving Fluttershy of flash of horror and contemplation, that all food counts as something that is an animal, a species, creatures that live on the light and water of the earth.

“Give her the basic vegetarian patch, just no meat and I'll fix my meal,” applejack said trying to alleviate the chefs panic attack, she was guessing. Which stopped the chef from panicking a little bit and said.

“Lady how do you feel about chocolate.” Turning to flutter shy, giving her a handholding expression.

“Okay, I mean it's just cocoa.” Ramsey thought it would be best not to reveal the deep dark secret about chocolate.

“Then let's go with one of my favorite recipes Matryoshka Rocket. A creation of my own design.” As he did do a quick muscle check on each one of the girls. “And the purple hair, one was cheating. I'm sure you can guide, or a long afterwards.” That statement confused rarity, but soon they will find out what that meant. As both applejack and chef Rodriguez Ramsey head back into the back area.

Applejack was blinded by pink, the spice rack bottles were everywhere, different types of ingredients. As he gave her a hairnet. In the kitchen was the houses of overweight boys and girls, each wearing different outfits, and each one of them was carrying a spice rack Vest, much like their teacher. After putting on the hairnet. To start off with her first question. “Why did you join the sumo's?”

“To test all my cooking skills, it's always a challenge to cook healthy meals and get balance out the concept of this unique steroids demands. Besides it was easier to talk with people at access to some of my medicine. By the way I have become victorious in my battle once again.” As the girls and guys gave a round of applause.

“Medicine? You mean this ultra stuff? I read some of the notes that this is a drug supposed to improve your muscles. How is this medicine good for you?” AJ was still slightly confused the concept of drug being medicine, it did not really makes sense to her.

“Well in battle three different types of cancer, and sometimes marijuana leaf is just only good for the pain. The right solutions to some of your problems. My first battle with it was on muscle cancer.” Taking off his hat to reveal his bald head, then quickly putting it back on. As he pulled out a cup cake completely covered in chocolate. “Now for the first step, the fuel tank.”

“Marijuana, that evil.. I mean unusual plant.” Spotting the look that Ramsey was giving her. “I'm guessing it's not exactly illegal here.” She replied slightly confused, but probably best to leave it to different state issues. Hopefully.

“I see you're from one of the states that's still believe in the rope versus rope clause. Look, you guys won the rope case, hemp is not used for rope, we still use that stupid cloth thingy that's not really biodegradable reusable. So relax. Besides the pharmaceutical companies are not upset by this. They haven't been complaining since the 70s. Now let's get back to the interview and off historical topics.” As he started getting out a piece of cake, chocolate, decent diameter and started cutting around it, putting a series of layers.

“Right, so you battled cancer three times, and the first one attacked your muscles. So to counteract your treatment effective probably destroying your muscles, you placed him with this new stuff that gave you brand-new muscles.” AJ was guessing as she was fixing up one of the other meals.

“Exactly.” In between baking the cake. He switched off to baking Rarity's meal, Trixie's and Twilight & Spikes. “ Order up.” As a waitress came over to the window, and he replied. “This better make it in tack, know the rules, you can only have what's left over not before after!” The waitress gave a sad face but she proceeded to do the job.

“Your cooking can't be that addictive or are you dropping in some of your own leaves?” Asked applejack, quickly following the recipe that was given on rainbow dashes meal. It was going to be spicy.

“No, like anything but good food can be like a good drug. Although somebody's gonna be definitely flying into space today. Next question.” As he started on the next part of the layer, grabbing several roles of dough, and rolling it up like cinnamon rolls, each wrapped inside a bigger and bigger one, but held together by chocolate instead of cinnamon.

“Right, how did you get this particular place? Was it like a title succession like Miss Morgan?” AJ replied.

“No, I want to start my own culinary school, but it kind of got tricky. There, I got kicked out and I said to the professors, I'll make my own culinary school with hookers, blackjack, and booze. I dropped the blackjack.” AJ was about to cringe her fist ready to punch, but hesitated it's not like she could actually hit his face in the first place. As she took a sample taste of the chili boy It was hot but it was so good. The burning sensation was well worth it. She can see why tell the girls not to gobble up the rest. Grabbing a small gallon of milk and killing the whole bottle, causing her shirt to roll up a little bit, and the need for her to loosen her belt.

“Ok, pickup.” Placing the bowl on the window and then pouring the rest for herself for later, it wasn't part of her original choices meals but it was too good to resist. AJ started on working on the salads, as Ramsey was starting on pinky pie's order while the next layer was baking. “Speaking of what you thoughts on women?”

“Each one of them is like a cherished drink. Find wine that grows with fondness every age, and grows more luxurious with over time. Proper brewing, the proper weighting, it needs to be cherished and savored. Every girl has its tastes, some are like a Red wine, some are sweet, some are sour. But in the end, after one good night you regret everything in the morning, but you damn well do it again.” AJ taking this queue as that all the other girls understood this speech a bit more clearly, because obviously these other chefs that were roughly the same size could take them on right? That he was more of a compliment.

“So, not trying to sound racist this but what species are you, and what powers do you have.” AJ replied as she finished off making the salad, and placing it up to the window to for the order.

“Grade A human. And aside from superstrength and maybe a cast-iron stomach.” As he punched his stomach. It didn't give out loud gong, but considering he was wearing spike gloves that were probably used a punch meat and he didn't draw blood. His stomach must been a really rockhard. “That's all I got little lady that and also probably the most broken immune system ever. And I do mean that seriously, battling muscle cancer, blood cancer, which requires transfers and I was as lucky as Ms. Morgan. And good old liver cancer. That one made me have the kiss away the booze for a while now. Now I can be back on my other drug of choice. I'll stick and with the leaves, though they kill the pain of all the pains.” He replied as he started work on the finishing touches of the rocket in question, it did look like a rocket. Only a three tier cake, a triangle topper completely made out of icing. “Lily, why don't you take over the cooking duties.” He said to a rather busty redhead. Leading AJ towards a elevator, after he placed last two meals to be shipped they were picked up by Tom-Tom.

Ramsey's apartment:

“Now what are you up to little lady?” He said as they walked into the apartment, she already felt crushed when she walked into the elevator, but the room was fairly sparse aside from some beanbag chairs. A big screen television set and a massive kitchen. Also a gigantic fish tank but there was no fish in it?

“What do you mean we're just doing article and we need to cover all our bases.” AJ replied, sweating bullets. She wasn't that good at lying, but technically she was pulling the best move around it.

“Listen here little lady, I've fought dangerous creatures. The rule of the good chef is to kill what he can cook, and vice a versa! We were placed on this world to kill for our food. There is no pacifist life if you wish to live, but there is only one thing that is proven. At least when you're on the battlefield of food. There is truth and honor, Tiger doesn't lie when he wishes to rip your throat right out of your jugular. People are the only animal that truly lies, mystical creatures have their lies. But it makes sense why they lies. Many of them suffered atrocities, tons died over the years. It's an interesting how old a Dragon can live, because they were killed long before they reach old age. I don't blame them for not sharing any cures of cancer with the humans. Even if there magics can, although from what my information is told me No. The death of cells is hard to replace. Granted I have switch from regular chemotherapy to slightly mystical one, which made the two bows at least a little bit easier. Now tell me the truth for out. Or I'll fight it out of you, or I am not above giving a girl pop in the nose.”

AJ side, “Okay, the girls and I are technically from another dimension, The little kid as well. The actually From another dimension that came into our dimension and I have no clue how this stuff works. But when we came into this dimension. This guy said we could stay here as long as we get a catalog of you guys that's it!” While also sizing up her opponent, okay, let's see 2,500 pound person versus at best 170 pound of girl, and most of those pounds are up in the knockers, And he's also wearing iron Spike Gloves! And that spice rack look like it might have more things than just the average collection of spices.

“And what is this information he wants?” Flexing his muscles.

“Just the basics, who are you what powers which clubs your own that it. Possibly get information on what you do for the gang your part of, but if it's too dangerous. Don't ask.” AJ was shaking, She never felt this scared before, even when she lost her parents. She wasn't this scared it could be because her big brother was there. The sirens were nothing, Twilight turning to a mega evil destroyer of worlds. Not really. But this guy just brings the fear beyond all reason it was staring at army of bulls, ready to charge at her and she was stuck in a dark alley.

“Well, they also call me the butcher, the baker. But I didn't gain those titles in combat, I am the royal chef. I know he is no King, I know you know God, but he deserves that title. Is all I do for the group. I'm not body disposal. I'm not murderous. Although I have cooked my fair share but that's mainly for Morgan. And I hate having to cook for her! Everything must smell like the rotting just of corpses. And I will not kill you.” That statement lifted a massive weight off of her! “Instead I am going to test you.” Turning to his kitchen, opening up one of the cabinets and pulling out some strange creature . It was some type of plant monster. “You haven't fixed your personal meal, and as I said a good cook kills what he eats. If you can kill this beast and eat! You will be allowed to leave, if you fail well at least my plant as its meal.” Then AJ promptly was earned from relief to terror to relief again.

“Well at least I would like to know what I am going to eat later, what is this beast called?” Replied AJ grabbing some tools.

“Alraune. Be careful, inside the area where it looks like it has a nice set of bonds, actually it's stomach composed of corrosive materials able to digest anything within 24 hours, give or take.” He said as he dropped the cage around them.
AJ VS Alraune.

The plant monster looked like a woman, pallet of leaves covering what would be considered breasts, but reality not probably something else. Large flower petals surrounding Hips bulging into a large already center. Its arms were like long vines and spikes covered all over it like a cactus. It spit out several pieces of acid forcing AJ to dodge it. Unknown to her, this match was being recorded and watched. And being bet on!

Applejack was only armed with two cutting knives, and she was on given a few little tips on the creature. By Ramsey. “Also, beware of its bar white spikes. They inject the neurotoxin of paralyzing agents, with minor swelling.” Which AJ promptly tried dodging the spikes, although one did rip through her shirt, thank goodness for her bra.

“But how am I supposed to cook this darn thing if everything it has tries to kill me?” AJ replied, trying to figure out. Maybe if there's a safe way to cook it, you can use that to its advantages on defeating it.

“Smart lady, first off, the plant is very vulnerable to high heat. A reason why was keeping in my freezer. Second, while it's acid is capable of digesting yourself. If you zest it with the right ingredients. It makes a fine white wine, zest and singing. But the hands of going to give you one heck of a hangover in the morning.” She felt like she was getting one of those cooking lessons from a homicidal maniac, which she was probably was! Thankfully she did have the flask of Chile that she prepared earlier for Rainbow, not to mention the gallon of milk inside her stomach. Which was a bit of a hindrance. Actually, because she wasn't flexible as usual.

“Come on applejack, do this. I have cash on you. She heard us. I know you did.” Uttered Trixie as she was watching the screen, it placed money on applejack! Bet 500 real cash on AJ to live! And the betting manager did say this was the first clear-cut bet, usually it's betting on how long the beast will survive against the chef.

Back in the cage. Applejack was dodging his best she could, The swings of the vines! Using the knives as deflecting tools, once while cutting the barbs. Covered and spikes its mouth shaped like a puckering lips, shooting out tiny little droplets of acid. How could this thing possibly... Then She started to see where it's real mouth was it located at, as the flower petals that look like was holding its waste together are starting to move vibrate, the gigantic woman wasn't its main body. It was its tongue, and unlike people plants can have their tongues have movement and branching paths! The vine lashing arms were stretched out and it was spinning, getting ready to wrap around and squeeze. AJ quickly pulled out the chili and poured a little bit onto her knives.

“Hey, it's the Chile that I ordered? Also, this stuff is really good for been so ridiculously spicy. An glass of milk please. I think I'm on the go up another cup size.” Said RD was having her 13 glass of milk.

In the cage. AJ was dodging, but the chili had somehow heated up the blades just enough to work like flaming sword. “Okay, just remember what you heard, why the logic of that pony world to this world.” She muttered to herself as she was trying to dodge several more of the whips and cuts.

Minor flashback:

“Hey, how does this magic work? The great and powerful Trixie is eager to cast it.” As Trixie getting some minor information from Sunset.

“It's very similar to a Equestria rules, with only some minor variations. First of all races can use magic, of all types. You're just more likely you are to certain types of elements. Meanwhile, back at Equestria Earth ponies are more geared to just nature, unicorns are geared to magic that specifically around their cutie marks, and before that they are geared around other magics like telekinesis and so forth. And Pegasus are geared to magic that surround the air and whether. Here you channel from what's around you. Hence why I'm starting off with a simple water spell. Moisture in the air is always present. Just focus, bring the ice to you. Picture ice cube in your hand.” Sunset replied as she was focusing and demonstrating the power, both Trixie and [E2] Twilight were watching as sunset while not transforming into her pony form, and a small glowing yellow light around her and then a tiny ice cube in the palm of her hand. “Although I was never really that good ice magic, I was more of a pyromaniac.”

“You mean setting things on fire? What you did to the front part of the school I was always believing that you are more earth injury?” Replied AJ.

Flashback end.

The swords did do some damage. Now the vines are starting to have come out at different locations, but they still came out in droves and faster. AJ was so happy that it was just this guy watching the battle, and he wasn't coming in the help. If her friends were watching it would be probably trying some type of bizarre trick to come in and save her. “I will win and I will Eat this thing!” AJ said. Just as the vines finally grasp onto one of her legs were left leg began to swell ripping straight through her blue jeans. She quickly severed the plant's paralyzing vine! And now she was limping with a heavily paralyze left leg. Really thankful now that the girls weren't saying this because she does basically MOON everything.

“NICE ASS!” AJ overheard on a intercom and the raspy voice was extremely familiar and a thought came to her mind of saying all my God, my life is ruined! The sick, bastard showing this to my friends! Nice to know that Rainbow Dash things her extremely swollen half of her ASS, looks good. As she was trying to dodge her legs, slowing her down. Now she was jumping on one leg.

AJ then noticed the vines grabbing her waist and her chest, which was about the same size as Rainbow but not by much! AJ's D:Cup was now bursting out bit larger, as she could feel the paralyzing liquid coursing through her body, it was being dragged to the tongue of the creature her face up close to it, the lower mandibles opened up and latched on! “Well, looks like you lost little lady, sorry to hear about your friend, but that's how the cookie crumbles.” Replied one of the betting managers.

“Don't count your chickens before they're hatched. That's what AJ would say right about now.” Countered Trixie. Which was kind of surprising considering all the others were thinking exactly the same thing with the exception of pony Twilight was about to try to teleport AJ without knowing her current location, which was stupid and crazy.

But all of a sudden on the screen. The beast was writhing in agony, was now looking like a huge ball slowly getting bigger and bigger and then KaBoOM! Much of plants were all over the place, AJ covered in flames and completely naked, her pony ears sticking out! For a split second and then she passed out. Popping up on the text on the screens that were listed for the betting pot. Was the word she's alive and she won! But she deserves a nap before she has her meal.

“Wo Ohw Who.” Shouted flutter shy as she was now starting to feel the effects of the rocketship, waving her arms like that she just don't care.

After nap.

AJ awoke with her body no longer feeling numb, but she still had several swollen areas, and was handed a to go box. “I know you weren't actually filling up to cooking it. But I fixed it for you. I hope you enjoy. For that's what a great chef wants, not the satisfaction of a job well done, but the fact that the one who is eating a meal is satisfied. Even if the chef becomes a meal one day.” AJ finally got some understanding about the person, there are he was a cruel evil psychopath probably. But he knows how to respect food. And she quickly did a quick check on herself and didn't take advantage of her while being conscious. Maybe he's not so evil.

The girls return back to the hotel.

“AJ, how do you feel darling?” Replied rarity as she placed applejack in her bed, still swollen because technically viral infections don't count as 'body waste' or whatever it counts for the whole removal field thing.

“Bfine RaRA.” She replied, still sounding very groggy and probably not saying the right things.

“Between you and Fluttershy I am guessing these two are staying at home. Poor Spiky. I hope he can handle all this.” Replied Rarity as she placed fluttershy onto the bed now she was definitely feeling the effects of the hotel shrinking her down but still she was on the moon or on some type will celestial body. As she was speaking about colors and how she was perceiving down meant little bit later on she talked about the sky in the moon and whole bunch of other stuff.

“I should've taken your bet Trixie. You are right, those were space brownies. Just as the cake.”RD replied. Getting ready to change for a night on the town.

“Well, we all don't have to go for the interview, and while I do have confidence that Spike can handle this himself. I wouldn't blame any of you girls if you want to stay behind.” Replied pony Twilight giving Spike a little pat on the head like a concerned mother instead of a pet owner.

“Well, I've never had really that much of a thing for circuses so I'll stay behind. Besides, I'm gonna be spending the night in this room, anyhow with a comatose patient better get some practice.” Replied Sunset.

“And don't worry I'll take over the interview process this time around! Just keep a good eye on my Co-U-Sin! And I hope she doesn't have too many flashbacks to her days at camp.” Reply pinky pie in her usual scary tone, as she went off to get dress.

To the circus!

Pinky pie was wearing a bright yellow T-shirt, on top of that was a red and blue Vest with traffic light buttons. With the red button unbuttoned on purpose, to give her some cleavage showing. Bright green parachute pants and big floppy red boots.

“Trying to go undercover Pinky? Because you play The Spy way too many times in T3.” RD wearing her punk black shirt, she did add a extra ring to her chains as she did the threesome roles where she had no straps. She really did like the chamber all system. It was cool, radical and surprisingly less weighty on her chest that she realized. Rep blue jeans, And of course her usual blue jacket.

“No, just preparing in case I need to do a goofoff!” Replied pinky pie.

“Right darling, and really Trixie, you're just going in a similar design too outfit.” Although Trixie did give Rarity a similar letter back. Rarity was wearing a lavender top with a miniskirt, and of course the earrings that were going to keep her from bursting off the outlet. Trixie was wearing her blue jacket, but instead of wearing her usual purple skirt, She was wearing long sweatpants(purple).

While both Twilights were dressed up like they were going to sci-fi convention instead of the circus. E2 Twilight was wearing a pair of goggles(P-KE meter) instead of her usual glasses, obviously altered enough to cover for her poor eyesight. Both Wearing jumpsuits with just minor variations of the colors.E2 was also wearing some type of bracelet on her right Arm. Her counterpart was sporting two Dragon Ball Z scouters, one for each, Eye! And a very large backpack, with blinking lights!

As the girls headed towards the bus, the drive to the docks were going to take a little bit longer than usual.

Love under the big top exterior:

It look like a gigantic carnival area, three circus tents fairly large with a area that's devoted to carnival games. Standing outside was a fairly large bouncer. After checking the girls IDs. He stopped the twilight twins. “Are those devices used to cheat in any particulars gaming sport?” As he signaled over dark brunette sumo girl, with really bulky arms and her hair was done up in a long ponytail with rotating saw blades, and a drill tip at the top. On closer expansion, her arms only have three digits, as she inspected the equipment.

“They're good.” Replied the other bouncer as they were let in. Making the twins theorize that they were just checked out by gnome. But They weren't supposed to get that tall!

Interior carnival games area:

There was a variety of carnival games, from hit the targets To fishing games. Some electronic-based designs, others were old-fashioned. But the prizes were slightly different than usual stuffed animals. Blu-rays, USB drives, and a series of other items. Some of them were just special gambling tables with different mechanics. There were even some card game areas that were digitally set up.

“Each one of the circus tents have signs on them.” Pointed out pony Twilight as she activated her scanners.

“Radical! I'm going to check out the games.” RD replied as she went off towards the shooting gallery.

“Trapeze tent, sounds like a fabulous thing.” Replied Rarity, and Trixie quickly followed her.

The twins had towards a different tent marked animal tamers. Pinky Pie went over to the main tent when she walked inside, there was first off a concession stand there, serving, cotton candy, chocolate, popcorn, and carny dogs.

“One stick of chocolate covered cotton candy bubblegum flavor!” Pinky pie requested from the stand.

“Taking a meal, before the big break. Ok.” Said the person behind the counter. After pinky pie picked up her chocolate covered cotton candy, she had a big smile. Her plan worked, a better way how to get it interview then to pretend to be one of the dancers.

“I'm kind of new, where's the dressing rooms again?” Pinky pie asked with a slight adorable look. Then taking big a bite out of her cotton candy. The counter person gave her directions and she followed them to the letter.

Inside the dressing room.

The dressing room was filled with a series of mirrors and makeup kits and everything else, poop parachute pants, wigs of Afro styles with different colors. Even one that was like Rainbows hair! Pinky pie walked over to one of the dancers that were is getting ready, Man was tall, skinny and very muscular. “Excuse me, but could you point me in the direction of Pinocchio?”

“Sure, little lady. Her dressing room is on the right. Just be sure to knock.” Said the very sorrow person who started putting up on the Sad clown makeup. Pinky pie proceeded to take the directions and carefully knocked on the door.

“Pinocchio” knock knock. “ Pinocchio” knock knock. “ Pinocchio” knock knock.

“Come in.” Replied a feminine voice. It was a little rough and deep at the same time, a little bit like rainbows but not by much.

Pinky pie opened the door she saw :Description
the long white polls That were curved out, seemingly sticking out of the back but there was no real access points, this was very interesting. Pinocchio was extremely gigantic , relatively to the size and body mass of elephant, full grown! Wearing a fake Afro that was bright red. She quickly closed the door. “I'm here to give you a interview. For an article.” Pinky pie replied trying to search for the words.

“Oh, after the show. Here let me give you some security passes.” Each step had some loud cracking noises. Then she gave three security tags Pinky pie. “Please enjoy the show, and nice Look.” Being extremely sweet and kind.

“When is after the show?” Pinky pie asked was about two times larger than Morgan and that was saying something. If Morgan was a rhino, and Pinocchio is a elephant. And their leader is supposed to be three times larger than night elephant. OH MY, stealing a phrase from fluttershy!

“10 o'clock. Till then, enjoy the show's.” Pinocchio is pinky pie a small pat on the head with one finger! It was like she was being picked by Pat giant mountain trolls in that movie with elves. Any minute now she felt like she was to be hugged and squeezed called George, although why would she be called George, would make more sense to call her Jordan, or Joanne...

Returning to the girls:

Pinky pie first off, return back to Rainbow Dash. She was getting another high score, this time at the baseball throwing Hit the targets. “Another grand prize, okay little lady member of any of the other groups.” That, the gigantic, probably around six or 700 pounds, manager of the break the targets.

“NO, I'm just totally awesome. I'm no robot girl. Although that sounds totally rad.” Replied Rainbow Dash, she was given a DVD because she didn't put up first in the same sense of entering payment. “Cool, I hope this is awesome.”

“Well I hope it's a rousing for you. Sorry we don't have any girl on girl DVDs they sold out the last week.” He replied.

“No problem, it's okay, the Dash knows how to play both fields, and covers all the goal posts.” The manager was cringing just a little bit. She had to be soloing. Which pinky pie promptly grabbed rainbow Dash before she caused any more brutal pains of bad jokes.

“Don't worry we'll come again later.” Reply pinky pie as she took RD to the acrobatics tent or that's what they thought. The term trapeze was not really about acrobatics. It was a play on words! In more ways than one. Although Trixie wasn't complaining too much. It was just drag Queens strip shows, but some of them girls were very committed to the idea of pretending to be guys while stripping.

Rarity was just so red in her face. It was unreal. “Somebody has them secrets, then again, I did See the videotape!” Replied Trixie, and promptly did a teleportation to avoid rarity trying to strangle her. Leaving only a blue puff of smoke! “Yes, it worked! No more smoke bombs for me! Which is good because they were getting kind of expensive.”


“Right, Rainbow Darling where you get that 'delightfully' 'bag'?” Rarity replied as she spotted RD very garish purse that was quite large and a shopping bag.

“Oh I won a whole bunch of prizes, often though they kept on asked me like which Gang with! I'm guessing some of the gambling areas are the trade-off points, I tried to lie and say I was with the sumo's, they cut straight through that one, and the guy gave me this!” As she pulled out a bottle weight gain pills. “I guess it would work if I was more built like you Rare without those earrings.” Rarity was surprisingly fast as she grabbed Rainbow Dash and picked her up with ease. It looked a little bizarre, but it looked like she was trying to crush rainbow.

“Calm down, it's Rainbow Dash. She's only picking your sore spots because that's how she rolls.” Reply pinky pie rubbing rarity shoulders. Just in the right locations, because were bra straps Cutting into to her shoulder blades, and squeezing and rubbing was so GOOOOd. Putting Rainbow down and she had a couple sores on her arms.

“Okay, it's official. It has things that you to have, first flutters won in a foot race and you nearly crushed me. It almost makes me want to 'bulk up'.” Replied RD as she show what else she got in the bag. A couple of Dildos all of them vast variety of colors and different models, some doubles, some were vibrators, some were special attachment things, And finally, some were like water hoses. Of course the aforementioned DVDs and Blu-rays of pornographic materials.

“Wait flutters beat you in a foot race? The same one who barely bench 150 pounds and can barely do one lap. Managed to beat you at 300 in a foot race? Are you sure melons are holding you back?” Question pinky pie trying to figure this out. She is the only one to break rules and logic, she's the only one to exposition. She's the one that can explain thermal dimensional shipping without understanding what it means! How can she live up to her uncle Wilson's!

“Really that require some scientific study” replied [E2] Twilight her face was looking a little bit redder than usual. But it was quite interesting.

“Yeah, how was the interview? Pinky or have you not done it yet?” Replied Twilight, trying to stick off the subject before they ask any questions about what happened in the tent, they went into.

“Later. So what happened to you in the animal tent?” Reply Pinky pie.

Meanwhile back at the hotel.

Fluttershy was having some cookie dough with a very big grin. AJ was still laying in bed, but also very big grin and muttering sums resting details. “A good thing. I've grown past my old days, Or half the stuff we been splattered on the web. I was really an evil, vindictive, she-demon!” Replied Sunset as she was sitting down next to AJ, placing an ice pack on AJ's head.

“Well I think I'm doing okay enough to go to my own room.” Replied Fluttershy as she poked her belly was starting to bulge out. Not as chunky as she was when she was out of the hotel but pretty close. She was getting close to having the love handles that pinky pie has. As she had to her room, but Spike did keep a close eye on her.

Sunset went to the bathroom and turned faucet on to fill up the tub with hot water remember exactly what the chef explained, that he cleaned up a little bit of AJ's body, but not enough to get rid of the toxins. The chemical concoctions to stop the acid from digesting her after escaping the monster, might cause some minor mental side effects. AJ did have some minor acid burns, massive swelling and a whole lot of other things but wasn't for her adrenaline shoe probably would've been dead. “Judging from the magic works in this world I should be able to cast a similar detox spell.” Sunset said as she grabbed a handful rock salt and began chanting the spell.

Sunset returned to find applejack a bit more crazier than usual. “ RARA LOOK at these melons, there's so big and squishy.” As AJ was groping herself for no reason, then AJ instantly turned to sunset and proceeded to squeeze her. Sunset squeaked out a little bit of a moan, but managed to force applejack back a little bit. It was almost like applejack was drunk, but also remembering something form the past. Was this some type of memory from Rarity? No nickname for Rarity was Rare, who is RaRa? No time to focus on the idea! She carefully brought applejack into the bathroom and then placed her in the tub. Bathtub water was giving up a strange color glowing with an eerie energy of orange and green.

But placing AJ into the water caused a good deal of splashing Sunset was completely soaked. Forcing Sunsets remember top revealing her bare naked bosom. Another thing that she kind of despised about the human world, these things known as breasts were in a variety of sizes. And now she knows that she's the smallest of all the girls! Originally she was just happy to note that Rainbow Dash was smaller, until recently that Rainbow was hiding that her cup size, was a freaking F! All this time, versus her practically small portions. Never really thought about sexuality in till, she got to the human world. She found it was a useful tool to gain power, but she didn't have a lot. And now understanding and new powers still find herself feeling weak. It really didn't help that AJ was kind of swollen in those areas right now. “Rara, I'm sorry.” AJ said.

Back at the 'amusement' park.

“On the bright side, I got some interesting data on mystical energy here.” E2 Twilight explained as they were heading back into the tent filled with the clown girls and guys. Getting ready to catch some of the shows.

“Radical.” Replied Rainbow as she took her seat Now the girls were having their dinner. Pony Twilight was having her first corndog, not sure how to eat it at first. began licking it like a lollipop then sucking on it like a popsicle. Each action made Trixie's eyes water. Pinky pie was having a collection of things, and she even talked Rainbow to giving her at least two the weight gain pills. Making her already pudgy belly even more pudgy! As the yellow T-shirt was starting to reveal her pink belly. As the yellow button broke on the strange Vest. “What are you trying to do pinky get bigger then fluttershy?” RD said upon looking at pinky pie.

“MaaaayeeeBbbe?” Was her only reply. As Pinocchio stepped out on the stage to wearing the baggy pants. But now having a small toy buzzard in her hand. The right one, and the white areas were now more colored and painted, with different colors. Even the pale white flags that were sticking out of her back for no apparent reason for now painted a garish variety of colors.

“Interesting.” Reply Pony Twilight. As she finally took a bite of the thing, figuring out how the corndog work. It was this bread like substance surrounding something very unique. She had tried this material before it's this thing called bacon, but it was shaped differently and it's had bit more junk? Not even really paying attention to the reading out on her scouters.

“Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for our master of ceremonies and of the ring one, the only Pinocchio!” Shouted a voice on the intercom. As Pinocchio's proceeded to jump onto a tiny unicycle(which compared to her own size made the cycle. Even more ridiculously small like she was sitting on skateboard wheel) and start paddling around.

“Boy, this thing is certainly comfortable!” As a large bulge appeared in Pinocchio stretchy pants. Then a stream of trapeze ropes fell to the ground, only stopping short enough for Pinocchio to grab them. And started swinging. “Well, the strings are certainly Not holding me down there helping me up!” She replied as she started swinging back and forth on this trapeze, then diving into a small glass of water! And then, seemingly climbing out of it. “That was a comfortable bath!” As she pressed the button. The bulge in her pants became bigger. Here proceeded to talk about some more lies playing of the joke of Pinocchio whenever he lied his nose larger, only in her case, it was a fake inflatable Dildo, big and green! “It seems I've gotten a Boner for you!” She replied. After all, for jokes and tales, with the crowd of people laughing and giggling!

“Not the same type of punch.” Replied Trixie, as she was also enjoying her corndog. Then the lights were turned off and more clown cars were coming out, lights turn back on it clown skip climbing out of the cars.

Both Twilights replied. “They're not using magic, how is it all these people can fit inside those tiny little cars?” There mind-boggling at the concept the clown cars. Not noticing that pinky pie had left, begin her interview and possibly more.

After AJ bath.

“I can't believe I told you everything, I'm sorry Sunset.” AJ replied as she was taken by of her food that she ordered a while back, thankful that the food that she had been given was also a little bit helpful her. Even if it did remind her of a certain body part.

“No worries, just be thankful you're not being nurse made by Rainbow dash or else she would've made some really crass jokes.” Replied Sunset as they were sitting in the room. “So this Rara person was your first?” AJ replied with only a simple nod. “Well, we all have our events during some type of lifestyle.” Sunset replied. Not sure how to answer this.

Pinky pie's interview:

Pinky pie came into the room without knocking and spotted Pinocchio taking off her way to reveal spiky hair, the same complete white spikes that were coded along her back. “Oh crap I forgot you were coming. Please don't scream, please don't screen!” She repeated. But pinky pie did scream. But not the same tone that she was expecting, it was the scream of enjoyment? “Wait, you're not absolutely terrified of me?”

“Why You're like a porky hedgehog dressed up as a clown!” Reply Pinky as she took her seat and pulled out nowhere, a pad of paper. “Now let's start off of the basic questions what species are you and do you have any special powers?” This was quite confusing for Pinocchio, especially the first statement of species.

“Do you know about magic?” She asked back. Being very curious and placing her arms behind her back.

“Yap my friends that wearing the sci-fi outfits are studying magic. The one with the two Dragon Ball Z scouters that aren't supposed be worn like that, is actually a princess. From another dimension, where she has wings and horn!” Reply pinky pie completely setting up for propagating her own interrogation later.

“Okay, I'm a Troll, you do know what the troll is right?” Reply Pinocchio.

“You're too nice to be one of those guys, teasing and marking down videos for no apparent reason. Craving attention, with absolute cruelty in horror and reveling in the enjoyment of someone dying.” Reply pinky pie being way too blunt.

“Real Trolls are not things like Internet trolls. We really hate them to be exact. And if I find one. I am going to turn him into my bread or her. Actually, if it's a girl might not turn them into bread and just eat them raw.” Pinocchio replied with a bit of truthfulness and honesty.

“Oh, then what is real trolls like? I think I have it on the pamphlet, but it's better to get it straight from the real thing!” Reply Pinky. Being really curious.

“Well, we hid underneath larger objects more insight deep dark caves, to avoid sunlight our bodies. Produce lots of bone marrow ingredients. For example, vitamin D, much so that even extra vitamin D can become paralyzing. Too much sun light we can become statues, with our pale skin we can look much like your stone statues. Or porcelain, this allows us to have great access to a variety of weapons though growing up our bodies. Spear and lances, some have even crafted fabulous blades. That said, sometimes we do become vitamin D deficient. And it's just too risky to sit down the sun collecting vitamin D that way. In order to recover our vitamin D the creatures with bones, the more the better. I'm quite large for my breed, on average, we grow 11–13ft tall.” She replied. As she put her hands back to her hips.

“Oh, so your only powers are being bigger than your original species and having the abilities of your species? Right?” Pinky pie replied possible guess.

“And maybe a little the clown magic.” Pinocchio replied with a big wink.

“Yeah, so why did you join the Sumos? If any of these questions get too hard for you to answer. We can gladly stop the interview.” Pinky pie replied, sizing up her opponent, staring at the mountains on her chest, now it makes perfect sense why they were so much larger all have vitamin D stored in there, troll milk must be really delicious. And probably extremely good for you!

“Sure, I was once part of a traveling carnival, with mom, dad and my 12 brothers and sisters. We eventually started separating our family tree a little bit, and then the Carney system was starting to fall down. It's really hard to get a job when you're entire species requires you to be nocturnal and be bigger than most houses. And most school systems don't really start being nocturnal in till college. Not to mention your walking steak hazard.” She replied as she was breaking several bones in the chair creaking and the sound was quite noisy, as several of her spine shattered. “As such things were getting a little bit tricky. It really didn't help when one of those people who say they're for the rights of others. But in reality they're not, showed up and tore down our businesses. A union is good but it's only good when it has its proper functions. But our master soon showed up and gave me this wonderful park. I can make people laugh and enjoy themselves! Get the fish I want, and if you've seen the animal tent, you can see all the girls I can remember from.”

“Yeah, my friends went into that as tents. But isn't there a Minotaur club?” Reply pinky wondering why she needed tents.

“But that club hasn't been around longer than me. Besides milk does have its expiration dates, and living off of your own does not exactly the best choices. Although I do admit mine does taste pretty good. Covered in chocolate.” Pinocchio replied with a smile.

“Interesting? We did visit that cooked guy, and one of the speeches on the monitors said that you guys separate sub problems are in the dark ages. Nobody knows how long a dragon lives. I'm guessing we don't know exactly how long a Troll is supposed to live? So how are your brothers and sisters, I know I would miss them terribly. I partially miss my sisters already, and we've only been gone for three days!” Pinky pie replied with a cheery smile. Pinocchio walked over to machine and looked up something to machine and unplugged her nipple piercings, her pale yellow nipples were a bit more crusty. “Some of them are okay. A couple of them live in town actually, and work for me. Think about the youngest sister is employing her oldest. But I guess that's how the world works, some are working with that demon girl. But she's not all bad, families are great. Are you thirsty?” Popping up question out of nowhere.

“Yes, I could do for a drink! But I'm guessing I shouldn't drink from the tap.” Reply pinky pie poking the boobies. It required her some jumping but she managed to do it.

“I see you are here for more than just the interview, you like props or do you not?” She replied. Turning on the machine is it made loud crunching noises.

“Prop comedy can be good or bad. Only depends on the communion, but clowns are always experts with props!” Reply pinky pie as she went down a little bit onto her parachute pants and flip to revealed a secret compartment for Ass window!

“I see. Well then let's have a toast.” As the machine made whirling noises, and out came out two large scoops of ice cream covered in chocolate dip. As she handed over the waffle cone, to pinky pie. Pinky pie began licking it, slowly but intensively. Moving her tongue at the just the right locations, shaping the ice cream. It's chocolatly goodness flowing into her mouth and slipping down her tongue. As the two ice creams clanged together. “To a wonderful customer, now you want to walk straight after this? Or are you going to have your two friends help you out?”

“Use the big green with poppy veins!” Pinky pie replied. Pinocchio opened up her closets reveal a whole bunch of them. A lot of them were green with poppy veins, but she figured out which one she was talking about. There is unusual contraption Pierce on top of her Labium minorum . This kept her vulva opened exposed at all times. As she grabbed when the veiny oneness and plugged it in.

“This special little gadget was a combination of Rebecca's skills and Johnny's, while both of us do take our stage names seriously Johnny's is way too much He even changed it legally! Combining the nervous system of my own body with his technology, I can give you amends pleasures. Now I'm not going to really fill you up with my seed terribly, sadly. I just don't have the system for It? But then again, this is a social call.” She replied with a sneaker, as pinky pie bend over, and the prosthetic penis was shoved in between her two buttocks, causing pinky pie to mow and finally the vest just pop wide off allowing her chest to dangle freely, as she could see the bulge in her belly gotten bigger and it looked like she had three knockers! “Now what flavor?” As she hook up the green mechanical object to the soft serving machine, and flip the separate lever? With one finger. Naturally.

“Strawberry?” Pinky Say, as she felt large hand climbing up her swollen belly and ripping the yellow shirt and open. Then she developed very cold sensation, tingling Her spine as her belly began to expand larger and larger, moaning louder and louder. She could hear the ripping of her pants, stretching forces, cracking bones, it wasn't sure if noises of cracking bones were hers or her partners. Either way, she didn't really care, her belly was expanding so much so fast that are leaking out strawberry ice cream out of her mouth! Bubbles came out with the phrases and words.

Feeling one of the strong bony fingers wiggling around her left nipple twirling around it and stretching it then the right one was getting the same treatment. Pinky pie felt like she was going to explode. But she wanted more. But her partner stopped just short of her belly ripping out of her skin. “Was that good?” Pinocchio replied, knowing the answer was yes, out of the garbled mobile in dialogue, but something bit more higher and yes and good. “That would be about 500. Sorry that I having to charge you but maintenance and all.” Pinky pie's verbal dialogue didn't help matters, as the bubbling soft serve strawberry ice cream leaking out of her mouth.

Outside of the fairgrounds.

“They have a spa in the basement of the hotel!” Replied. Rarity being slightly more static over the phone. “Also I think she'll be okay, So can stop panicking.” It was unclear who she was talking to. “Dear say that was your first kiss? What about all those times with Century?” The others were watching intensively both Twilights were now very curious. For different reasons. “Relax darling, at least you know CPR, and really I don't think that counts. Or else mine would count is Rainbow first.” Rainbow instantly sunk into the corner lifting her tears in her shirt and jacket over her head. Basically flashing everybody but she really didn't care about that. It was more or less applications.

Twilight {E2} quickly grabbed the phone and place it on speaker, the that way they could all of here. “It's just lucky thing that AJ kind of regain her consciousness, I don't think I could've pulled her back up! Even with the help of the hotel staff! And spike, by the way, he is surprisingly good swimmer!”

“Well, he did learn from the best, my big brother!” Reply pony Twilight which got her doppelgänger to probably start asking several questions. Which left Trixie rolling her eyes as she headed towards the tents.

“Please excuse me, my friend is in their interviewing your commander.” She replied to a rather large bouncer that was guarding the tent.

Flexing his gigantic muscles. He replied. “Sorry, but she pays $5000 for session, unless she likes you then she cuts it. If she really likes you well. Your friend might be a dump truck.” Trixie's eyes watered that wasn't exactly a good deal, 2500 is half price? Oh my gosh. Now she was starting to understand why in the guy gave them such a large limit. They might have to pay for these interviews. And she did not know the running cost for the average dump truck.

To be continued.

Author's Notes:

First off for those who complain about wall descriptions, kind of goes with the territory. And considering most dark fic have walls of tax, and they get great thumbs-up. I'm wondering the differences. As for grammar, as I've always said you can tell me I have bad one but it really doesn't help in less you point out the detailed mistakes. But I do have my spell check always on, and I am always sending this to someone else to double check and edit. And technically I do write these things in advance. But you guys should be thankful that I cut out the descriptions with the pictures. And for those who are upset that AJ didn't get actually laid tonight. You have to for its her personality. Although she's probably lucky. She wasn't taken advantage of by a plant monster!

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