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How I Met Your Mothershy

by JesseBrony

Chapter 12: Chapter 10: Sunday Tea Time With Discord..."gulp"

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"Do you like your waffles Jesse?" Fluttershy asked as we sat at the table eating breakfast.

"They are delishious Fluttershy." I flashed her a smile with syrup on my teeth, which made her giggle. "I wish I could cook as good as you."

"I'll be sure to teach you when you get the hang of having hooves." She smiled.

"Well I can already pick up light things, so I guess I won't have to wait too long." I said and we continued to eat our breakfast. We were cleaning up when Fluttershy spoke up.

"I'm going to have a friend over today." She told me. "We have a weekly tea party."

"Oh, Okay. Is it Rarity or Twilight?" I asked.

"It is actually a different friend. You remember when I told you about the time my friends were trying to find the elements of harmony, and a draquonaquis was stopping us?"

"Yeah. You said it was a guy named Dis-." There was a knock on the front door. "I'll get it." I walked to the door.

"Jesse, wait!" Fluttershy yelled as I was openiyouthe door.

"What's wrong Fluttersh-I-I-I!" I fell on my back from the sight in front of me. A talk creature that looked like a mash up of a bunch of animals. The creature grabed me by the tail. I yelped as he picked me up effortlessly. He squinted his eyes and inspected me.

"Hmmm...Are you the one my friend Fluttershy was talking about?" He asked and I nodded hesitantly. By my luck Fluttershy came in.

"Discord! Put Jesse down right this instant." She ordered and he complied. He slowly put me down and I ran to her side.

"Oh, I am so sorry, my dear Fluttershy. I was just inspecting him." He grined mischievously.

"Jesse, this is my best freind Discord. Discord, this is my colt friend Jesse." She smiled.

"N-Nice to meet you sir." I slowly put out my hoof. He shook it and his arm fell off and reappeared on his body after hiting the ground. "Ah!"

"Discord. Easy on the chaos magic. Jesse is new here. He needs time to adjust." She stated.

"Alright Fluttershy. No going over board today." He slouched into the chair next to the coffee table.

"Good. Now I'll go get the refreshments." She skipped to the kitchen. Discord made sure she was out of the room.

"Okay. Listen here, you." He got up in my face and his eyes where on fire. "You are going to take good care of Fluttershy, and of she comes crying to me because you hurt her in any way. I will personally send you to Tarturas and feed you to surburis." I began to shake out of fear.

"Yes sir. No problem. I will make sure that Fluttershy is happy." I said and he say back down.

"Good." He smiled. He snaped his fingers and he had a monocle and a pocket whatch. "I believe you are late for tea." Just on que, Fluttershy came in carrying a tray on her back. It was covered with cookies, cakes and had a kettle that was steaming.

"I hope you like warm tea Jesse." She said as she poured some of the hot Brown liquid into three different cups.

"I actually really like warm tea. Could I have some sugar please?" I asked and raised my cup. She droped a couple of sugarcubes into my cup and have me a spoon to mix it. "Thank you Fluttershy. " I have her a quick kiss on the cheek, and Discord started to give me the death stair.

"So Jesse, tell me about yourself." He said flatly and took a sip of his tea.

I told him about everything that has happened so far. He stoked his beard as I gave him every detail I could remember. When I finished he looked like he an idea.

"So. You are from a world parallel to this one, but there they don't have magic and arn't ponies?" I nodded. "So that would mean that there is another Jesse in this world." I never thought of that.

"I guess that would be true. Why do you ask?" I asked him. He has a giant grin.

"Discord,..What are you planning?" Fluttershy asked her off looking friend.

"Oh nothing. I just thought that he would like to meet his self." Before ethier of us could say anything, he snaped his fingers and a blue pegasus with dark green and light blue mane wearing a top hat was standing right in front of us. He looked a bit surprised.

"Uh....Hello there. Why am I here?" He saw me and looked wide eyed. "I'm just going to go out on a limb and say you're me from another dimention or something."

"Uh...Hi. Yes that is true." I said and he rubbed his forehead with a hoof.

"Great. Just great.... Now let me explain here. I don't care what you do in this world. I have dealt with this before, and I don't want to explain it forever." I looked confused and he continued. "Okay. So my guess is you already have a potion shop. I will send you some potion recipeise and tips. I don't want really any involement with whatever you guys are doing. I'm just going to go home. Today's my day off." He reached into his hat and pulled out a zipper head. He planted it in mid sir and it made a portal that he walked though. "See you later." The zipper closed and disappeared.

"I don't know what just happened, but okay..." I said as I looked at everybody. Fluttershy had her mouth agape, but Discord was snickering.

"That was funnier then I expected. He's here then he's gone. Brilliant!" He chuckled.

We mostly set quietly after that, and no one was eating the cookies or cakes. After about an hour, Discord left and me and Fluttershy were sitting on the couch. I am pretty sure that we are thinking about the same thing.

"Lets agree to forget what happened today." Fluttershy said as she leaned on my shoulder and I ate one of the cookies.

"Agreed."


"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!" Twilight yelled as she was trying to put out a fire that started with spike having a sneezing fit. "I was going to give Jesse that book. Now it's ruend!" The princess said as She held the cared book in her magic.

"I'm sorry Twilight I just couldn't help it." Spike began sneezing again.

"It's not your felt Spike...Okay it is tataly your fault, but you couldn't help it. I forgive you. It's just... I wished he could have spoken to his parents..."


*Back On Earth*

"Get the water James!" Jesse's mother said. The book that were given suddenly burst into flames on the kitchen counter.

"I got it Tisha!" Jesse's dad was ready to dump a bucket of water on it when the fire suddenly stoped.

"Now we'll never see out boy again!" She yelled and got wraped in her husbands arms.

"Lets just hope he's happy..." He said.

Author's Notes:

Sorry if this chapter sucks. I just wanted to have the separate Jesse thing taken care of. And the book.

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