How I Met Your Mothershy
Chapter 1: Chapter 1: A Major Freak Out (edited)
Load Full Story Next Chapter"Daddy, can you tell me the story again?"
"Okay Shuffle. I'll tell you the story of how your daddy met your mother."
I woke up to the sound of my alarm clock. It's constant buzzing in my ears. "Aww... Come on man five more minutes..." I reach for the alarm clock and accidentally knocked it off my night stand. "Craaaaaaaaap..." I sluggishly sit up and rub my eyes. "Well... I need to get ready for school anyway." I picked up my alarm clock and hit the off button, put on my school clothes, and walked towards the bathroom. I saw my brown hair sticking up on ends. I rubbed my cheek feeling my stubble. "Next week I need to shave." I grabbed my hair brush, trying my best to get my hair to comb to the side. After I was all done I put on my jacket and and backpack and left my house. Mom is still asleep and my dad goes to the office at 6:00 A.M.
It was the middle January and the temperatures were just above freezing. My noes was beat red, and my teeth couldn't stop chattering. I checked my phone for the time. "7:25. Okay I will probably make it on time if I keep-Ahh!" I tripped over someone's backpack.
"Hey watch my bag you incompetent fool!" I looked up to see one of my classmates. I think his name was Blue Blood. Principle Celestia's nephew. I never really liked him since I moved to Canterlot last year.
I got up and brushed off my pants. "I'm sorry Blue. I wasn't paying atten-"
"You're better be sorry! To think such an imbecile would crash into my book bag, and don't you ever call me just Blue!" Blue Blood yells while getting up in my face. I really don't want to be in trouble with the principle's or there superficial nephew. So I just leave trying desperately to ignore the fact that he is still yelling at me. Saying every insult in the book.
"You're not much of a fighter are you Jesse?" Another familiar voice said. I knew exactly who that voice belonged to. My friend since I moved here.
"Hey Derpy." I greeted. "You have any more stories about how the school was almost taken over?" Derpy told me about the weird phenomenons that happened before you moved here. I never believed her though. The thought of she-demons, sirens, and some-sort of mishap with there friendship games just seem to crazy to believe.
She started to look mad.
"Don't mock me for telling the truth!" She stormed of in a huff. "One day you will not have any choice but to believe me!"
"I'm sorry Derpy, but I don't see how that day will come."
It was then Derpy had one of her derp moments. She had an idea to make me believe her. We were just passing the giant horse statue. She stopped me and pushed me to walk closer to the front of it.
"Uhh... Derpy, what are you doing?" I said as she turned me around with my back to her.
"Making you believe." And with that said she pushed me as hard as she could.
"Ahhh!" I screamed. I closed my eyes, bracing for the impact of my face on concrete, but instead I felt like I hit tile.
"I swear the next time I see Derpy eating a muffin I'm gonna-ahh!" I tried to get back on my feet, but I can't seem to get my legs to work right. I open my eyes to see nothing but a broom and some weird kind of mirror. "I must be in a closet. I try to open the door, but I can't feel my fingers. "I hope the fall didn't mess up my head. "Hello!? Can somebody help me out of here!? I'm going to be late for English!" I tell as I started hitting the door.
"I think I found the sound coming from this direction." an unfamiliar female voice said.
I started to yell again. "Please help me! I can't get the door open.
"Don't worry. I'll get you out. Just hold on a second." I did as instructed. I started to hear a kind of buzzing noise similar to a phone on vibrate. I then saw the door knob glow purple and turn. This made me a little freaked out.
The door slowly opened, and my eyes went wide. What was standing before me was a weird purple pony with a horn and wings. I was immediately screaming.
"What the hell!? Stay away from me!" I tried to turn and run, but I forgot I was in a closet and I hit the side of the mirror, causing a huge book to fall on my head and knocked me out cold.
The next thing I know I wake up in a hospital. When I came to the sound of a heart monitor rang through as well as what I guess are doctors. I feel a sharp pain in my head. I reach to rub my temples, but I can't seem to move. I look up and I see my hooves are strapped down-Wait Hooves!? "What happened to my arms!" I started to thrash about, making the heart monitor go crazy. A pony in a white coat came rushing in.
"What is going on in here!?"
"I should be asking you you that!" I don't like what's going on, but I have to make an effort to understand what happened to me.
"You got hit in the head by a book, and you have a mild concussion. You were brought here by a Princess Twilight Sparkle."
"And why am I restrained to this bed?" I said while I still tried to get free.
"I could explain that." The purple pony walked in. "I bet you have many questions."
Next Chapter: Chapter 2: Questions, Answers, and Visitors Estimated time remaining: 1 Hour, 11 MinutesAuthor's Notes:
I hope you enjoyed my first try at a story. Tell me if I had any mistakas. See you guys in the next chapter.