show text "Arc 6: Danganronpa" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        play music "beautifulRuin.mp3"

        "(You will play as NAMGAM for most of this arc.)"

        "(Kinda, more like half.)"

        "(Whatever, you're NAMGAM now.)"

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        with Pause (5)

        scene image "classs"

        "You wake up in a familiar room..."

        N "Dammit."

        N "And now I'm in DR. Great."

        N "I wonder if I lost any memories?"

        "You look down at your hooves(tentacles?) and see you are still..."

        "Ahem,"

        "'Hyper-realistic'."

        "Well then, looks like you should go to the Gym and wait for Monokuma."

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        "You go inside the gym, and Monokuma is already there."

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        "Then Cube walks in."

        D "Hey Namgam, Monokuma."

        N "Hey Cube."

        "Then someone comes running in..."

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        show image "sp"

        stop music

        play music "monobearlesson.mp3"

        P "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???"

        N "How should we know? Our memories were probably wiped."

        M "Puhuhuhu~ Well you see..."

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        show image "ss"

        D "Yeah, yeah. Mutual killing game, rules, ElecroIDs, we know the drill."

        M "What."

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        show image "sp"

        P "I DON'T KNOW THE DRILL!"

        N "It spins!"

        "Everyone shoots you a dirty look."

        P "FUCK OFF! I'M IN DISTRESS!"

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        show image "ss"

        D "OK then, Monokuma, fill Pickle in, I'm gonna go look at who's here."

        hide image "ss"

        "Monokuma explains shit to the distessed Pickle while you look at the ElecroIDs."

        "(Do not clck anything when the first card shows up until it ends, they appear automaticly.)"

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        "You have no idea who half these people are."

        "Wait, scratch that, who most of these people are."

        "But you can only think of one thing."

        N "HOLY FUCK, BATMAN'S HERE!"

        show image "ss"

        D "HOLY FUCK, KAWORU'S HERE!"

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        "You both run off, fanboying/fangirling/whatever the whole way."

        "(You are now PICKLELESS.)"

        "Cube and Namgam, who seem to know what's going on, have left."

        "Now you're standing here in a room with a psycopathic bear."

        "Shit."

        "You look at your ID."

        "SHSL Banana..."

        P "What does SHSL mean???"

        M "Super High School Level, it's your talent."

        P "I don't think 'banana' is a talent."

        M "Whatever."

        "What shall you do now?"

label do:

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        "Stand around and do nothing for a while.":

         jump u

        "Follow them":

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        "You do nothing."

        "What shall you do now?"

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        "You go to the big door thingy and find Dragon Cube and Namgam."

        "Namgam is making strange sounds and is foaming at the mouth."

        show image "sng"

        N "WERDTFGYHJKLHGTFRGHJNKNdrtmghjktyfYRRYTFVGHRFGHJLKHGFHGJHM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!111"

        hide image "sng"

        show image "bm"

        BM "Uh... I think this bug creature is having a seizure."

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        show image "ss"

        D "WAIT, I shouldn't get so excited."

        D "You're probably just going to die again-again-again."

        D "Shit."

        D "Anyway, Shinji's here."

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        KN "SHINNJI-KUN IS HERE!?"

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        "Then that guy runs off."

        P "Whelp."

        "Then Monokuma appears on a screen."

        M "EVERYONE GET YOUR ASSES IN THE GYM OK?"

        "Then he downs all of the martini he is holding."

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        D "Doesn't seem like Kaworu'll get ver far then."

        D "Anyway, let's go to the Gym."

        D "Monokuma will explode or something."

        D "And he'll explain shit."

        D "Again."

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        "You are so confused..."

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        scene image "black"

        show text "Later that night..." with dissolve

        with Pause(2)    

        scene image "dangan"

        play music "beautifulmorning.mp3"

        "Now you're NAMGAM again."

        "You went back to your room and, after jacking off for a while, decided to start talking to yourself."

        N "Hello, me!"

        N "Hello!"

        N "How am I today?"

        N "I'm good! Me too?"

        N "Yes! Me also!"

        "You hear a knock at your door."

        N "Hang on, me, I need to go answer this."

        N "I'll talk to me later."

        "You go over to the door and pull it open."

        "Sayaka, someone you obviously know because you're Namgam, is standing outside."

        N "What?"

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        Sayaka "Namgam! Didn't we know each other at school?"

        Sayaka "There was a bird and-"

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        "You slam the door in her face."

        "There's another knock at the door."

        "You sigh and pull it open again."

        N "What?"

        show image "saysay"

        Sayaka "-and you threw it out of the pond or whatever the fuck the backstory was!"

        "There's an awkward silence as you wait to see if she has anything else to say."

        N "Fuck off, Sayaka."

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        "You slam the door once again."

        N "Oh well, I have more importanter things to think about right now."

        N "Where was I?"

        N "Ah, yes! Sorry to inturupt me, I just needed to get that!"

        show text "THA neyXT DAaYA..." with dissolve

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        "(You are now PICKLELESS again.)"

        M "YO BITCHES! GO WATCH THESE FUCKING DVDS OMG!"

        "Then he downs three whole martinis and the video goes off."

        "Everyone goes into a room and puts on the dvd with their name written on it."

        "You play your video."

        hide text "THA neyXT DAaYA..."

        show image "dvd1"

        with Pause(3)

        P "What the fuck."

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        show image "dvd2"

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        P "Well that happened."

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        "You take out your headphones and look around."

        "Everyone looks shook up and some people are even crying or screaming."

        "You guess you just got a really rubbish one?"

        scene image "dangan"

        "(You are now NAMGAM again.)"

        "No... no... no..."

        "You can't belive what you are seeing..."

        show image "ngdvd"

        with Pause(3)

        hide image "ngdvd"

        "(You are now THEDRAGONSINGER.)"

        "How..."

        "How could they..."

        "How could they do this..."

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        D "NOT THE KOMAHINA!"

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        D ""

        D "Actually, it's only my... third? Fourth?"

        D "Fourth favorite ship."

        D "I think I'm OK."

        "(Yeah OK, you're PICKLELESS again. )"

        "Yeah, you must have gotten a shit one."

        stop music

        show text "That Night..." with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        "(You're NAMGAM again.)"

        play music "despair.mp3"

        "You hear a knock at the door."

        N "Is this gonna be who I think it is?"

        "You open the door to reveal Sayaka."

        show image "saysay"

        N "Lemme guess; you want to switch rooms?"

        Sayaka "Oh yes, Namgam! I was so scared, Namgam! Someone was trying to get into my room, Namgam!"

        N "Then why did you come out of your room to come here?!"

        N "You know what? Forget it! Just fuck off already!"

        N "I will NEVER switch rooms with you!"

        N "I know EXACTLY why you want to switch rooms and I'm not gonna let you do that to me!"

        N "Nothing you can say or do will EVER change my-!"

        Sayaka "I'll give you a Snickers?"

        N "Yeah, okay."

        "You switch rooms with Sayaka."

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        stop music

        show text "The Next Morning" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        play music "beautifulmorning.mp3"

        "(Once again, you're PICKLELESS.)"

        hide text

        "You're sitting in the dining hall wating breakfast when suddenly Namgam bursts in."

        show image "sng" at left

        N "I JUST DAYDREAMED ABOUT A FAT GUY SCREAMING 'FEED ME' WHILE STANDING ON TOP OF A SPEAKER AT A ROCK CONCERT TO GET INTO SURGERY FASTER."

        P "What."

        N "HE WAS SHIRTLESS."

        P "What."

        N "IT STARTED OUT WITH A SKINNY BLONDE GUY TRYING TO START A MOB IN A HOSPITAL."

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        D "IT'S BAYAKUYA! SKINNY, THEN FAT."

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        show image "sng"

        N "but byaky has brooown haaaiiir"

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        D "wat no he blond"

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        N "iz bruuuuuun"

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        D "ya i nooow"

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        N "Anyway, it wasn't the same guy. And the fat guy had black hair."

        "There was a pause."

        N "I was gonna say a really bad joke but I already forgot it"

        N "I feel like I'm forgetting something else important..."

        N "Hmmmm..."

        N "Oh yeah! Sayaka's dead."

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        "After an investigation, Monokuma starts up a trial."

        M "Ohkay GUUYS FDO THE TRial thing..  Ivdhjk."

        "He's already drunk off his ass, but he proceeds to drink 5 buckets of vodka."

        "In one go."

        "He pours it in an even bigger bucket and just downs it."

        P "How did you find the body Namgam?"

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        scene image "saysay ded"

        N "Well I went in the bathroom to shit, but I didn't notice her body."

        N "Then I went back in because I felt something was wrong."

        N "The thing that was wrong was the dead body in the shower."

        N "And the knife in her gut sounded like it had no reason."

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        show image "ss"

        D "It was Tounge"

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        show image "t2"

        DFS "WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT BRAH?"

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        show image "me"

        D "Because she wrote your fucking name."

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        "Then we all voted for Tounge."

        "We were right and he got money shot at him until he died."

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        D "How much money was that Monokuma?"

        M "£99,99,99 HOLY FUCK!"

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        with Pause (5)

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        "I somehow forgot to mention that Dipper died."

        "Monokuma impaled him all over his body with spears for trying to attack him."

        "I couldn't find how to work it in and I can't be arsed to edit it in so yeah."

        "Bye Dipdop."

        "----"

        "Monokuma opens up a new floor, you look around, Luna says shit to you and you ditch everyone."

        "Fuck them."

        show text "Later or some shit..."

        with Pause (3)

        "Kaworu finally gets to talk to Shinji."

        "Jesus fucking christ this is the gayest shit you've ever seen."

        "You voice these opinions to Dragon Cube. (After Maizono's death, you three are no longer 'hyper realistic'.)"

        "She laughs."

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        D "Oh god, it was about this bad in the original anime."

        D "Wait no, scratch that, anime was still worse, remembered the bath scene."

        "She gushes about kawoshin for a while and you block it out."

        P "K then."

        "Then Kaworu and Shinji leave."

        "Cube says something to Namgam about a sauna battle and he writes something on a list he's making."

        "Apparently, everyone is the equivilent of someone from Danganronpa."

        "You don't really care."

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        show text "The Next Day..."

        "Monokuma gives you the next motive..."

        "After drinking more alcohol than you ever thought could fit inside the school."

        M "TEH GTHAAAME ISDEEP  DARK SECTEET S AND EMMBAREESINNNG MEMORIWESDXS!!!!!!!111"

        M "JUIFK YO87UI DONTGDF KILL ANYOLNE KILO,O TEDEEL EVERTYUONE YOHUR SECRDETS!!!!!!"

        "You read yours..."

        "PICKLELESS isn't actually a banana."

        P "Yeah, I'm a ponebanana."

        P "Fuck's sake Monokuma, that isn't even a secret."

        M "ASHUIUTG UP BITCGHJ!!!!!!!!!"

        P "What."

        "Monokuma flips you off and everyone leaves."

        "A while later, you, Namgam and Cube stumble upon Butterscotch's dead body."

        "The body announcement plays, and you snap."

        P "Y'know what?"

        "You pick up the body."

        P "FUCK YOU!"

        "You start tying it to some shit with cords."

        P "FUCK YOUR MYSTERY!"

        "You dip your hoof in some blood."

        P "YOU SEE THIS?"

        "You write the words 'Bloodbath Fever' on the wall."

        P "I'M TAMPERING WITH THE EVIDENCE."

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        D "I guess we know who's Bayakuya."

        "He nods, and you kick the wall."

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        "At the trial, everyone suddenly thinks it's a serial killer named 'Genocider Syo' who killed Butterscotch."

        "You guess you shouldn't have tampered with evidence..."

        "Ah whatever."

        "You think Namgam just wants to find out who they are for his list."

        "Everyone starts pressing Cube..."

        "But she wont say anything..."

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        stop music

        D "Heheh..."

        "Was that... laughter?"

        D "Heheh..."

        "Yep."

        D "Hahaha..."

        play sound "laugh.mp3"

        play music "junk.mp3"

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        show image "ks"

        D "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

        D "The ultimates are working together to combat the despair of their friend's death!"

        D "Ah, how wonderful, how beautiful it is!"

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        N "Huh...?"

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        show image "ks"

        D "Let's cut to the chase... You're correct! It was my doing all along!"

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        N "WAIT."

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        D "I'm the one who hid the knife under the table before the party started!"

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        N "FUCK."

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        D "I'm the one who used the power cord to find my way to the table in the dark!"

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        N "NO."

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        D "And of course, I'm the one who caused the blackout!"

        D "After all, there's no way I'd knowingly whip out a knife in front of everyone, right?"

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        N "STOP."

        P "I-Is it just me or... does she seem a little nuts right now?"

        N "DON'T ENCORAGE HER."

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        D "But... I never expected Byakuya to have night-vision goggles..."

        D "Because of that, we had ourselves a little scuffle under the table and..., well, you all saw how that played out."

        D "But with a twist ending like this, I think we can all agree this ended up being a very intersesting mystery."

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        D "Hahaha! Byakuya preformed admirably!"

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        show image "sad ng"

        N "JUST STOP IT ALREADY! SERIOUSLY- Wait, was I quoting Kazui- I NEED TO STOP ENCORAGING HER."

        "So is Cube the killer...? No, that can't be..."

        P "Don't tell me... Is this your true nature? Were you lying to us this entire time?"

        N "PLEASE STOP."

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        D "Me, lie? That's outrageous! There's no way someone like me could ever lie to you guys!"

        D "I understand better than anyone else that I'm ultimately worthles."

        D "I'm too arrogant to have dreams or cling to hope... I'm too distainful to actually try at anything..."

        D "I've made peace with the fact that I'm a lowly, stupid, insignificant human who can't do anything right."

        RP "Holy crap! She's *totally* the kind of person-"

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        show image "sad ng"

        N "STOP."

        N "NO MORE NAGITO."

        N "PLEASE."

        "Namgam maneged to stop Cube and explain to everyone what she was actually doing."

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        N "Okay, so, this time, let's try the Genocider Syo reveal OK?"

        "Cube nods, then drops to the floor before promptly springing back up."

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        show image "me"

        C "Yo."

        P "Hi?"

        RP "Hey!"

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        show image "sad ng"

        "You're even more confused."

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        C "Yeah, hey."

        C "So I have no idea why this dipshit switched with me, if one of us were to be a serial killer, it would be her."

        C "So should I switch back or...?"

        C "Actually wait do you guys have a window?"

        "Monokuma makes a window appear."

        C "K, thanks."

        "Then Clear smashes the window."

        C "Right, bye."

        "Then they drop to the floor, and then springs back up."

        D "OK, I see Clear smashed a window, glad it wasn't my window."

        D "I mean, we saw it happen, and none of the windows here are mine but yeah."

        D "Anyway, on with the trial."

        "The rest of the trial progresses normally, you eventually come to the conclusion that Kaworu is the killer."

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        Shin "No, no. no! It's not possible! I won't believe that Kaworu's the killer! It's a lie!"

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        D "It's a fact, Shinji. You must accept it. Prepare for the voting, do you understand?"

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        "Everyone execpt from Shinji voted for Kaworu, Shinji voted for himself."

        "It turns out it was Kaworu, and Shinji is crying and shit."

        show image "shin"

        Shin "You betrayed me! You betrayed the trust I placed in you! You betrayed me just like my father did!"

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        show image "kn"

        KN "I'm sorry Shinji-kun, the pull of Adam was too strong."

        hide image "kn"

        show image "shin"

        Shin "What are you-?"

        show image "kn"

        hide image "shin"

        KN "I'M THE FINAL ANGEL!"

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        show image "shin"

        Shin "NO"

        P "But it's litearly beem just there the whole time, see?"

        P "His talent is just SHSL Angel."

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        show image "me"

        D "Don't ruin this for me Pickle."

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        show image "kn"

        KN "It is my destiny to live forever, though my survival, will bring final destruction to the human race. However, it is possible for me to be killed and whether I live or die makes no great difference. In truth, death may be the only absolute freedom there is."

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        show image "me"

        D "Wait wait wait one sec."

        D "Monokuma's gonna kill you so you can't really say your next line, just saying."

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        KN "Eh, I'll say the end bit."

        KN "Thank you, Shinji. My life was meaningful, because of you."

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        M "IUTS NPUHNCISHSMEHNMA5TG TINE S!"

        "Then Monokuma decapitaited Kaworu because thats how he always dies."

        "Like seriously, god, he always gets fucking decapitaited."

        "It's kinda weird."

        "Has the universe got some kind of decapitaition fetish or what?"

        stop music

        play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

        show image "chap3"

        "(You're still PICKLELESS I guess.)"

        hide image "chap3"

        "Monokuma opened up the third floor."

        "Shinji hasn't spoken since Kaworu was killed..."

        M "YUIOL NBIJITCHES GETFGHET IYHN5TGYHE GYMMM!"

        "Monokuma then drank more alcohol than you thought could ever exist."

        M "OHKAYH SO IF YOLU GRAGSDUNAATE YIOULL GEHT THIS ONEDNHBHILLLION YENB"

        "It seems he was saying that if you kill someone you'll get one billion yen."

        P "OK, that plan is absolute shit"

        P "We're in England, right? So yen would be useless."

        P "Even if we were to somehow use it, you trapped us here so what the fuck would we do with it?"

        RP "YOU GUYDS! I SAW BUTTERSCOTCH'S GHOOOOOOST!"

        "Namgam opened up a lockerand found a laptop."

        P "Why the fuck woukld you put a laptop in a changing room?"

        P "Wouldn't it get wet or something?"

        "The laptop turned on, and Butterscotch's head floated around on-screen."

        scene image "alter"

        "Batman started talking to it by typing things in."

        "And then he solved everyhing cause he's fucking Batman"

        "Her name was Alter Ego, a self-learning AI based off of Butterscotch-Or should you say Fluttershy?"

        "It was made by her with suddden programming skills she got."

        "It's not very good, but to be fair she was A FUCKING HORSE"

        "You feel the need to ask a question or some shit."

        "Batman moves out of the way to let you type a question in."

        "What shall you ask?"

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        "What is this strange sensation in my genitals?":

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        "OH GOD IM ON FIRE PLS HALP":

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        "Punch the screen":

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    label dick:

        "'What is this strange sensation in my genitals?' You type, popping a boner."

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        AE "I-I don't know how to respond to that..."

        AE "Y'know what I do know what to respond to?"

        AE "YOU MESSING WITH MY CORPSE."

        AE "FUCK YOU."

        "You think that went well."

        "Sadly, your boner dies."

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    label fire:

        "'OH GOD IM ON FIRE PLS HALP' You type, getting weird looks from everyone else."

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        AE "You do not seem to be on fire though..."

        AE "So I don't know how to respond to that."

        AE "Y'know what I do know what to respond to?"

        AE "YOU MESSING WITH MY CORPSE."

        AE "FUCK YOU."

        "That was a great, very helpful question to ask."

        "You pat yourself on the back."

        "Literally."

        P "Good job Pickleless."

        "You say it with genuine pride."

        "Good job... Good job indeed."

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    label punch:

        "Instead of asking a question, you punch the screen."

        "It smashes and you get electrocuted."

        scene image "ded"

        "You die."

        "Good going Pickleless."

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        "Then Shinji sits in front of the screen, crying like a little kid like always."

        "Honestly though, when /doesn't/ he cry?"

        show image "shin"

        Shin "DO YOU BLAME M,E FOR LETTING KAWORU KILLLL YOUUUU?"

        AE "What no wjy the fuck would I-"

        Shin "YOU DOOOO."

        AE "Oh for the love of-"

        AE "What the fuck are you talking about?"

        "Shinji sobs louder."

        "She groans and turns into Kaworu's head."

        KN "Don't worry Shinji-kun, no one would ever blame you! (Other than everyone in NGE...)"

        Shin "ISSS THAT REAALY KAAAOWRUU?"

        AE "NO YOU IDIOT IT'S ME."

        AE "KAWORU IS DEAD."

        AE "IT'S YOUR FAULT."

        AE "EVERYONE BLAMES YOU."

        AE "IT'S JUST BLATANTLY YOUR FAULT."

        "Shinji sobs more."

        hide image "shin"

        "Well SHE's a dick."

        "Then Shinji screams and sets on fire."

        P "What."

        show image "me"

        D "Erm... Shinji...?"

        hide image "me"

        U "I'M NOT SHINJI."

        P "What."

        KS "I'M KAWOSHINNNNNNNNNNN"

        show image "me"

        D "Oh yeah, Ishida. Huh."

        hide image "me"

        "Then -Shinji? Kawoshin? Whatever the fuck- runs off."

        "Batman sighs, then does the responable thing and asks Alter Ego to analyze the data on the laptop."

        "If it was anyone else, she'd say no, but it's fucking BATMAN."

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        show text "The next day..."

        with Pause (3)

        scene image "dangan"

        "The next day, Itallian Spiderman busts in."

        IS "AIUTAMI"

        P "What."

        show image "bm"

        BM "He talked to Alter Ego."

        IS "NO HO FATTO NON MENTENDO ASSHOLE"

        BM "Now no one can come in here without permission."

        IS "YOU DOUCHE ASSOLUTA! SIAMO INNAMORATI!"

        hide image "bm"

        show text "The next day..."

        with Pause (3)

        hide text "The next day..."

        show image "bm"

        BM "Alter Ego has been stolen."

        hide image "bm"

        show text "The next day..."

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        "A couple of people aren't here, so everyone goes looking."

        "Sakura searched the dorm rooms, Namgam searched the first floor, Batman took the second and Nagisa took the third."

        "You and Cube just walked around searching everywhere."

        "Suddenly, Nagisa screamed, he had found Luna on the floor, hit, and apparently the person who hit her kidnapped Itallian Spiderman."

        "There was a happer next to her, that read 'Blowjob Hammer One'."

        "Itallian Spiderman was bleeding everywhere, apparently a robot hit them, he called it the 'Blowjob Robot', Luna got a photo of it attacking him."

        "They split up to search, Luna screamed, you went to Luna."

        "Itallian Spiderman screamed, you, Nagisa and Luna go to him while the others go to where Luna said the Blowjob Robot went."

        "He was dead."

        "Luna took Nagisa to the bathroom while you went and told everyone..."

        "You went into a room..."

        "...and found Shinji(Kawoshin?) dead."

        P "Oh for fuck's sake..."

        P "I'd better go and tell the others."

        "You go out into the hallway and immediately see Namgam just standing there."

        "You walk up to him."

        P "Namgam, another guy's dead."

        show image "sad ng"

        N "Oh."

        hide image "sad ng"

        "There's an awkward silence."

        "It goes on for a long time."

        "You two are just sort of standing there."

        show image "ng"

        N "Italian Spiderman isn't dead, he's faking it."

        P "Oh."

        hide image "ng"

        "There's another awkward silence."

        "It also goes on for a long time."

        "You two are just sort of standing there again."

        P "Does everything suddenly seem shittier to you?"

        show image "me"

        D "That's 'cause he's writing this for a while."

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        show image "excited ng"

        N "Yeah."

        P "Writng what?"

        P "Y'know what, forget it."

        P "When did you even get here?"

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        "She shrugs."

        "There's yet another awkward silence."

        "It goes on for the longest time."

        "You three are just sort of standing there."

        show image "sad ng"

        N "Spiderman's probably dead by now."

        P "I thought you said he was faking?"

        hide image "sad ng"

        show image "me"

        D "Yeah, but then Luna killed him."

        P "Oh."

        hide image "me"

        "There's one last awkward silence before you go to the class trial."

        "Monokuma just traveled back in time, ate all the grapes, waited until now, and then drank the wine in his stomach."

        M "ueovfbqv vhoie;nsa rvfjapieddjnipsamavdsij wavhipn'"

        M "poiuytrewqwertyuiopoi 86348764612 frhiopnar"

        M "ygygyygygygygygyyygygygygygygygygygygygygygygyggygygygygyggygygy"

        M "Tweh weh"

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        N "It was Luna."

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        show image "me"

        D "Yeah."

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        show image "bm"

        BM "Okay."

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        "Luna dies."

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        "next chapter"

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        "It was a beautiful day."

        "Probably."

        "I mean, the windows are covered up."

        "So you can't really tell."

        "Namgam and Cube come over to you."

        P "How long is this fucking thing?"

        show image "ng"

        N "Batman hooked Fluttercomputer up to the network."

        hide image "ng"

        show image "me"

        D "She got far enough in to save Namgam when he's gonna get crushed later."

        hide image "me"

        show image "sad ng"

        N "But only me."

        N "If Batman gets crushed, he'll be dead if he isn't too badass to be crushed."

        hide image "sad ng"

        "Some blonde guy comes over to you."

        "(Holy fuck I hate his sprite it's so bad.)"

        show image "nag"

        NAG "Sakura's dead."

        P "Oh."

        NAG "Just thought I'd let you know."

        P "Okay."

        P "Thanks."

        "He walks off again."

        hide image "nag"

        show image "ng"

        N "I'm gonna go make a sandwich."

        "He also walks off."

        hide image "ng"

        show image "me"

        P "So..."

        "You struggle to find a new thing to talk about."

        P "Can you actually fly?"

        "Cube shrugs."

        P "Oh."

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        "Batman walks over to you."

        show image "bm"

        P "Hey, Batman."

        BM "Hello Banana and Magic Horse."

        P "Have you heard about Sakura?"

        BM "Yeah."

        BM "It was suicide."

        P "Nice to know."

        P "How'd she do it?"

        BM "Poison."

        BM "There were also traces of DNA from you two suggesting that you beat her with bottles non-fatally."

        P "How did you find DNA?"

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        show image "ng"

        "Namgam appeared from nowhere holding a sandwich in his magic."

        N "His mask can swap to scan different frequencies of shit."

        N "Usually he'd have Oracle to help him identify stuff after the Joker shot her in the spine and took naked pictures of her."

        N "He was trying to mind-fuck Gordan."

        N "Oracle's his daughter."

        N "So she had to sop being Batgirl and became Oracle."

        "Everyone is staring at him."

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        show image "bm"

        BM "How the fuck did you even know-?"

        hide image "bm"

        "Monokuma fell out of the ceiling."

        M "iz fuckin truial tijmwe.2"

        "You all go to the trial."

        "Fluttercomputer dies."

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        "Next chapter."

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        "You find a big ass knife."

        show image "fey"

        Maya "Let's give it to Namgam."

        hide image "fey"

        show image "nag"

        NAG "Yeah that seems like a good idea."

        hide image "nag"

        show image "ng"

        N "Why?"

        "They give it to Namgam and then he has a fever dream and someone tries to stab him but Batman saves him."

        "You're watching it happen I guess."

        "Then a dead body explodes."

        "You all go to the trial and Batman blames Namgam."

        "You agree."

        "Then Namgam almost gets crushed but Fluttercomputer saves him."

        "You are Namgam now."

        N "I guess I'm in a trash heap now."

        "The next day."

        N "Fuck I'm hungry."

        show image "bm"

        BM "Hey bro."

        N "Hey Batbro."

        BM "I got you food bro."

        "He gives you food."

        N "Thanks bro."

        "You eat the food."

        N "How are you here bro?"

        BM "'Cause I'm Batman bro."

        N "Cool story bro."

        BM "Let's go bro."

        N "K bro."

        "You go up a ladder and find everyone else."

        hide image "bm"

        N "Hey guys I'm not dead."

        "You are Pickle again."

        show image "ng"

        P "Shit he survived."

        hide image "ng"

        M "Yoo cnu invcestate niwn iff you wnajht"

        show image "bm"

        BM "Good."

        hide image "bm"

        "You all find a room with a TV."

        "Batman fixes it 'cause he's fucking BATMAN."

        "A game loads up."

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        show image "me"

        D "Holy shit we're in inception."

        D "Anyway, we need to go to the last trial and do all of that dramatic stuff since we won't be able to get to Bipper."

        D "He's got the armoured bunker thing."

        hide image "me"

        show image "ng"

        N "So?"

        N "We have Batman."

        hide image "ng"

        show image "me"

        D "Oh."

        D "Right."

        hide image "me"

        show image "bm"

        "They turned to Batman, who nodded in understanding."

        P "Wait, how did he follow ANY of that?!"

        "'Cause he's FUCKING BATMAN."

        hide image "bm"

        scene image  "dangan"

        "Batman pulled out his cryptographic sequencer and opened the door remotely."

        "He then went to the trapdoor on the floor, lined the hinges with explosive gel and blew them off."

        "He ripped the door off of the ground and threw it aside."

        show image "bip"

        "Bipper poked his head out of the hole."

        "Bipper" "Huh."

        "Bipper" "Now that I think about it, bringing Batman here was really fucking stupid."

        "Bipper" "Oh well."

        hide image "bip"

        "Bipper suddenly put himself through the executions, laughing all the while because according to him pain is hilarious."

        "Bill was thrown out of Dipper's body, which was destroyed."

        "So we just killed someone for no reason."

        show image "bm"

        BM "Well, I technically didn't break my no kill rule, so..."

        BM "I'm just gonna take that as a win."

        hide image "bm"

        scene image "vault"

        "You all go to the big vault door and Batman hacks it open."

        "A white light shines onto you and everyone starts being dramatic."

        show image "sad ng"

        N "BATMAN!"

        N "WILL I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN?!"

        hide image "sad ng"

        show image "bm"

        BM "I fucking hope not."

        show image "excited ng"

        N "CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!"

        "Batman sighs."

        "He pulls out a batarang and a pen."

        "He signs the batarang and gives it to Namgam."

        hide image "excited ng"

        show image "bm"

        BM "Now fuck off forever."

        hide image "bm"

        show image "excited ng"

        N "DOUMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU, BATMAN-SENPAI!"

        hide image "excited ng"

        show image "me"

        D "Wait Nagisa, what if there's no pools in the apocolypse?"

        hide image "me"

        show image "nag"

        NAG "No..."

        "He looked off into the distance."

        hide image "nag"

        show image "fey"

        "Maya leans over to you to whisper in your ear."

        Maya "I watched you sleeping!"

        P "Fucking amazing."

        hide image "fey"

        "The light overwhelms you and you black out."

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