show text "Arc 9: Clones" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        play movie "eyes.ogv" loop

        show movie with dissolve

        U "Heheheheheheheheh..."

        U "Yes..."

        U "This plan shouldn't fail me..."

        hide movie with dissolve

        stop movie

        scene black

        with Pause(2)

        play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

        scene image "home"

        "Another day."

        show image "me"

        D "HOLY SHIT PICKLE WE HAVE TO GO TO ASDA AGAIN."

        P "Fuck."

        hide image "me"

        scene image "asda inside"

        "You go inside ASDA."

        "All of the corpses are moving around."

        P "Whelp, looks like it's the zombie apocolype."

        show image "ng"

        N "No, this is just how the British get on TTTTTTTThursdays."

        P "Why is it just Thursdays."

        N "No, not Thursdays, TTTTTTTThursdays."

        "You slap him."

        N "OW MY ASSHOLE."

        hide image "ng"

        "Some vcery familiar people walk by..."

        show image "ss" at left

        show image "sng" at right

        DC "Oh hey us."

        "It's shitty clones of Cube and Namgam... And..."

        P "Oh what is THAT?"

        hide image "ss"

        hide image "sng"

        show image "clone"

        "It looks like a 12 year old's shtty fursona's 'Evil Form'."

        play sound "clone1.wav"

        PC "hu3y L00K 1T5 M3 OMFG  lolololololOLOLOLOL WAAAAAFFLES! I'm S000 r4ND0M AHAHAHA!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDD"

        stop sound

        play sound "clone2.wav"

        PC "d3rp r4nd0m c4t l0l"

        P "Sweet jesus kill it with acid. Preferably incredibly slowly."

        P "Though I wouldn't object to killing it faster."

        "Cube starts laughing hysterically."

        hide image "clone"

        show image "me"

        D "IHHT LLOKS LIIKE OH GOD."

        "She hands you a peice of paper."

        hide image "me"

        show image "look"

        with Pause(2)

        P "why"

        scene image "asda inside"

        show image "clone"

        play sound "clone3.wav"

        PC "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHEHHEHEHEH\HAHAHHAHAHA."

        play sound "clone4.wav"

        PC "OMFG! 1 L13K WooooooF333HLz ahahEEEGH ddddddderp de dop"

        P "Why is this a thing."

        hide image "clone"

        show image "sng"

        NC "So I think we might be supposed to kill you?"

        hide image "sng"

        show image "me"

        D "No."

        hide image "me"

        show image "ng"

        N "Aw, c'mon, man!"

        hide image "ng"

        show image "sng"

        NC "Sorry, that's what the story needs us to do."

        hide image "sng"

        show image "ng"

        N "Come on! For old times sake!"

        hide image "ng"

        show image "sng"

        NC "Well..."

        NC "Oh, alright. Let's go eat Snickers!"

        hide image "sng"

        show image "ng"

        N "Yay!"

        hide image "ng"

        show image "sng"

        NC "The others are still gonna kill the others though."

        hide image "sng"

        show image "ng"

        N "Eh, fuck those guys, LET'S EAT SNICKERS!"

        hide image "ng"

        "The two Namgams run off cheering towards the Snickers ailse."

        P "DON'T ABANDON US YOU GREEN BASTARD!"

        "But it's too late, he's already gone."

        "Dick."

        show image "me"

        D "Whelp."

        P "Fuck."

        hide image "me"

        "The clones knock you both out...."

        scene black

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "cell"

        "You wake up in a mini jail thing."

        "There's even fucking bars on the window."

        "You hate everything."

        "(You are now THEDRAGONSINGER.)"

        "Well, looks like Pickle is just gonna mope."

        "May as well try to escape."

        "What shall you do?"

        label thething:

            menu:

                "Kick the wall.":

                 jump ktw

                "Cry":

                 jump cry

        label ktw:

            "You kick the wall."

            "It crumbles and reveals a small room."

            "There are items inside."

            jump items

        label cry:

            "Well, you suppose crying is a good enough idea."

            "You cry."

            jump thething

        label items:

            "What do you want to take?"            

            menu:

                "Debris":

                    jump debris

                "Pliars":

                    jump pliars

                "Brush":

                    jump brush

        label debris:

            "You pick up some debris from the wall."

            "Why not rght?"

            "What do you want to do with it?"

            menu:

                "Put it down and look for something else.":

                    jump putdown

                "Try to escape":

                    jump debrisescape

        label putdown:

            "What are you supposed to do with a fucking peice of rock?"

            "You put it down and look for something better."

            jump withoutdebris

        label debrisescape:

            "You attempt to use the debris to escape."

            "You're trying to escape a cell with a goddamn rock."

            "Obviously you fail."

            "You go to take something else."

            jump withoutdebris

        label withoutdebris:

            menu:

                "Pliars":

                    jump pliars

                "Brush":

                    jump brush

        label pliars:

            "Picking up the pair of pliars, you have to wonder."

            "What is a pliar?"

            "Because apparently thats  a diffrent thing to a plier?"

            "Why the fuck are these here?"

            "Why the fuck is this room here?"

            "Why-"

            "Remembering a certain conversation about stationary stores, you stop this train of thought."

            "What shall you do with the pliars?"

            menu:

                "Try to escape":

                    jump pliarsescape

                "Eat them":

                    jump eatpliars

        label pliarsescape:

            $ Acidspill = "False"

            "You go over to the window."

            "After half an hour of crying and struggling you somehow managed to cut the bars off the window."

            "Good job Cube!"

            C "Did you just congratulate yourself?"

            DT "...No?"

            "Clear rolls their eyes."

            "You flip them off."

            jump escape

        label eatpliars:

            "Oh why the fuck not?"

            "You eat the pliars."

            scene image "ded"

            "You die."

            "Great job."

            jump start

        label brush:

            "There is a brush."

            "You pick it up."

            "What shall you do with it?"

            menu:

                "Try to escape":

                    jump brushescape

                "Sweep up":

                    jump sweep

        label brushescape:

            $ Acidspill = "True"

            "You stick the brush handle out of the bars of the cell."

            "It catches on something - the handle of a bucket - and you pull it up."

            "The bucket is full of acid, which burns the bars off."

            D "Well I guess that worked."

            jump escape

        label sweep:

            "You sweep up all of  the debris."

            C "What was the point?"

            "You have no  idea."

            C "Great."

            "Now you're gonna try and use the brush to escape."

            jump brushescape

        label escape:

            "You look out the now barless window."

            D "Whelp, let's leave."

            "You pull Pickle out of his moping corner and shove him out of the window."

            "Then you fly up and climb through yourself."

            scene image "da street"

            play music "rain.wav"

            DT "Good job team!"

            C "We did literally nothing."

            DT "Just shut up and take the compliment."

            if Acidspill == "False":

                "Is that a bucket of acid just sitting there?"

            else:

                "Fuck, there is acid everywhere."

        # ... the game continues here.

        U "Shit you escaped."

        "You look up."

        show image "ss"

        "It's the shitty version of you..."

        hide image "ss"

        show image "clone"

        "And Pickle's... thing."

        C "Oh no."

        "Real Pickle's just moping on the floor still."

        "Well he's useless right now."

        D "Can you not just-"

        "A scream from the thing  cuts you off."

        play sound "clone6.wav"

        PC "OOOOOOOOOOOOOH M3R GHERD!!!!!"

        play sound "clone7.wav"

        PC "Y0U 35C4P3D!!!!!!!!!!"

        "Why."

        play sound "clone8.wav"

        PC "dis is soooooooooooooooo bad EhReMeRgHeRd!!!!!!!11111!!!"

        play sound "clone9.wav"

        PC "DX DX DX DX DX DX"

        DT "Why."

        C "Because fuck us."

        DT "About right."

        D "Anyway."

        D "Can you not just, take us to your creator or something?"

        hide image "clone"

        show image "ss"

        DC "Alright"

        "That was surprisingly easier than you thought."

        stop music

        play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

        hide image "ss"

        scene image "future"

        "You enter some metal place."

        "There she is."

        "The clones creator."

        show image "dog"

        D "Why are are you a dog?"

        "Clone Creator" "Why should I NOT be a dog?"

        D "Good queston."

        "You punch the dog in the face and leave."

        "As you leave you shout back to the dog."

        D "FUCK YOU BITCH!"

        "You laugh at your own pun."

        "You got fleas from punching the dog though."

        D "FUCK YOU ITCH!"

        hide image "dog"

        scene image "home"

        "(You are now PICKLELESS.)"

        "After that, you just want to sleep."

        "Someone walks in."

        show image "fat"

        N "Hey."

        P "Why did you ditch us?"

        hide image "fat"

        show image "me"

        D "Why did you eat so  many fucking snickers?"

        hide image "me"

        show image "fat"

        N "Well..."

        menu:

            "Listen to story":

                jump listen

            "Punch in face":

                jump punchnam

        label listen:

        hide image "fat"

        scene image "asda inside"

        "(Namgam's past POV or some shit)"

        "You soon find yourself lost inside ASDA."

        N "FUCK."

        show image "sng"

        NC "DOUBLE FUCK."

        "Suddenly, a zombie approaches the two of you."

        hide image "sng"

        show image "zom"

        "zombie" "Welcome to ASDA."

        "The zombie slaps its ass."

        "zombie" "I am a zombie clerk or some shit."

        "The zombie slaps its ass again."

        "There's an awkward silence."

        "zombie" "Well, bye."

        "The zombie walks off, slapping its ass."

        hide image "zom"

        "Suddenly, you have an idea for once."

        "You run after the zombie."

        N "Wait!"

        "The zombie stops and turns to face you."

        show image "zom"

        "zombie" "What?"

        "The zombie slaps its ass again."

        N "Where are the Snickers?"

        "zombie" "How should I know?"

        hide image "zom"

        show image "sng"

        NC "You said you were a clerk."

        hide image "sng"

        show image "zom"

        "zombie" "Oh."

        "The zombie slaps its ass again."

        "zombie" "That way."

        "The zombie slaps its ass again and then points up."

        N "Thanks."

        "zombie" "Okay."

        "The zombie slaps its ass again as it walks off."

        hide image "zom"

        "The two of you fly upward and find a floating shelf."

        scene image "all of the snickers ever"

        N "Perfect!"

        "You turn to yourself."

        show image "sng"

        N "Fifty fifty is fine, right?"

        NC "Fuck no!"

        N "What?"

        NC "I'M TAKING ONE HUNDRED PERCENT, BIATCH!"

        N "YOU'RE BETRAYING ME NOW?"

        N "WHY?"

        NC "YOU'D TOTALLY DO THE SAME TO ME!"

        N "WHAT?!"

        N "YOU OBVIOUSLY AREN'T A GOOD CLONE OF ME THEN!"

        N "I WOULD TOTALLY NEVER SAY 'TOTALLY'!"

        NC "FUCK YOU!"

        N "YEAH, I WILL!"

        N "I'LL FUCK ME UP!"

        $ renpy.movie_cutscene("FUCK_ME_YOU.ogv")

        scene image "escalation"

        N "BOOM DICK."

        scene image "none of the snickers ever"

        "You eat all the Snickers."

        scene image "black"

        "(You're Pickle again.)"

        scene image "home"

        P "Fuck that escalated quickly."

        "Fan-fucking-tastic."

        hide image "fat"

        show image "me"

        D "We got kidnapped by a dog."

        if Acidspill == "True":

            D  "And we escaped with acid."

        else:

            D "And we escaped with pliars."

        #... the game continues here

        label punchnam:

            P "I don't fucking care about your fucking story."

            "You punch him in the face."

        #... the game continues here

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