Stream; The Game
Chapter 11: Arc S1: Halloween
Previous Chapter Next Chaptershow text "Arc S1: Halloween" with dissolve
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play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"
show text "30 days until Halloween" with dissolve
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"You wake up and go downstairs."
"Suddenly, you are assaulted by a skeleton."
P "What is happening."
"The skeleton is fake."
"Cube steps out from behind a massive shoelace."
show image "me"
D "It's Halloween."
P "It's October 1st."
D "It's Halloween."
scene image "spookyhouse"
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"You look around,the room is filled with an absurd amount of Halloween decorations."
P "You do know what day it is, right?"
show image "ng"
N "It's Halloween."
P "IT'S NOT FUCKING HALLOWEEN."
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show text "29 days until Halloween" with dissolve
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scene image "spookyhouse"
"You wake up by being kicked repeatedly."
P "WHY?"
"Suddenly, you start spesaking in Latin."
P "QUARE? QUARE?????"
show image "me"
D "WE'RE GOING TO ASDA AGAIN!"
P "fUCK."
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scene image "da street"
play music "rain.wav"
"So you, Namgam and Cube set off for ASDA."
scene image "asda outside"
show image "me"
D "We did it. We have arrived at Associated Dairies."
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scene image "asda inside"
play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"
"You go inside the ASDA."
"Some of the workers have died of starvation, dehydration and/or blood loss."
"Thy just slapped their asses into a bloody pulp."
"The people who died of starvation faled gto eat ASDA'S own."
"The ones that did died of malnutrition or somethng."
show image "ng"
N "Fucking no one likes that shit."
N "Why is it even made?"
N "Amirite, Pick?"
P "Never call me that."
P "How did you know what I was thinking anyway?"
N "I just read the textbox."
P "wHAT TEXTBOX?"
N "The textbox."
P "I give up."
hide image "ng"
"You journey deeper into the deepest part of ASDA."
"The jungles."
"Here it is every man for themelf."
"You dodge corpses of thw workers littered all over the floor."
"Some of them are customers though."
"They must have been killed by the ASDA monster."
"Or ,maybe they got lost."
"This place is so needlessly big."
show image "me"
D "At least it's not TESCO."
D "They're always tiny or 5 fucking floors."
D "There's no inbetween."
hide image "me"
"Finally, you arrive at the Halloween stuff."
"Namgam and Cube fill the cart with candy."
"Or 'sweets' as the label thing at the top says."
"Once the cart is full, Cube jumps up on it."
"She suddenly has a sword, and she points it forwards."
show image "me"
D "FOR NARNIA!"
P "Where did you get the sword?"
D "It's a Halloween isle what the fuck do you expect?"
"You put the sword in the cart-"
D "It's a trolly."
"You put the sword in the TROLLY and prepare to leave."
"You suddenly realise Namgam has dressed up as Batman."
"They trhen spend half an hour trying on costumes but don't end up actually buying any."
"you think Namgam may have stolen the batman one though."
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show text "28 days until Halloween" with dissolve
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scene image "sweets"
"After getting the sweets, you thought they would be OK until Halloween"
"You were sorely mistaken."
show image "me"
D "GUYS I NEED A BOX."
P "QUARE?"
D "For Halloween."
"You're getting a box now you guess."
P "Where are we getting it from?"
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scene image "advert of boxness"
play music "run.mp3"
DFS "HOOOOOOOLY SHIT BRAHS!"
DFS "YOU IN NEED OF A BOX BRAH?"
DFS "WEEEEEEEELL LOOK NO FURTHER THAN TOUNGE MCCRAZYTITS' BOX STRORE OF BOXNESS BREAH!"
DFS "FOOR ALLLLLLLLLL YOUR BOX NEEDS BRAH!"
DFS "BUUUUUT BRAHS, AAAAALWAYS REMEMERERERE!"
DFS "A BOX ISN'T JUST FOR CHRISTMAS BRAH! ITS FOR LIFE!"
DFS "ALL OUR BOXES ARE JUST £999999 HOLY FUCK OR UNDRE BRAHHAHAHS!"
DFS "SO STOOOOOOP BY TODAY BRAAHAHAHAHAHHHH!"
play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"
scene image "sweets"
show image "me"
D "There."
P "But doesn't Tounge McCrazyTits hate us?"
D "Fuck it, let's go."
scene image "da street"
play music "rain.wav"
"You arrive at the ox store."
"It's thwe wrong store so you try again."
scene image "box store"
"You arrive at the box store."
"The grass around the store is all burnt out and is wreathed in a ring of fire."
"There is a bridge that goes over the fire."
P "I think my eyes are malfunctioning."
show image "batgam"
N "And we used to have actual pictures at the begining of the game."
P ""
P "Wait, isn't the bridge wooden?"
P "And why are you talking in such a deep voice?"
N "I'M BATBUG NOW."
"You're not even surprised by any of this shit anymore."
hide image "batgam"
"They drag you over the bridge anyway."
scene image "box inside"
play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"
"You walk inside the box store."
show image "toungeevo"
DFS "DO I KNOW Y'ALL BRAHS?"
P "N-Nooo! I'm er-"
show image "batgam"
hide image "toungeevo"
N "THE HALLOWEINER!"
"You glare at him."
hide image "batgam"
show image "toungeevo"
P "Y-yeah, I'm The Halloweiner and these are Batbug and Companion Cube."
DFS "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL THEN BRAHS!"
DFS "COOOOOOOOOOME RIGHT ON IN!!1111!!!!"
"You walk properly inside."
hide image "toungeevo"
show image "me"
"Cube stares dispodently at the pile of discount BBQ's."
P "Yo, pick a box."
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"She tests out all the boxes by seeing if she can... fit inside them?"
"Whatever."
"You go back to Tounge and Namgam."
show image "toungeevo"
DFS "SOOOOOOOOH WHEYN TWO BOXES LOOOOOOVE EACH OTHER VEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRY MUXCH BRAH!"
DFS "THEY HGAVE BOSEX AND MAKE A BAAAAYBY BOX BRAH!"
DFS "THEN THE BABQAAAABY BOX GRRROWS UYP AND DOES ITA LL AGAIN BRAH!"
DFS "AAAAND THAT IFS THE LIFE CYCLES OF A BOX BRAH!"
hide image "toungeevo"
show image "batgam"
N "So do boxes have dicks?"
hide image "batgam"
show image "toungeevo"
DFS "YEAH BRAH!"
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show image "batgam"
N "Amazing."
show image "toungeevo"
hide image "batgam"
DFS "OOOOOOOOOOOONLY DICKS THOOOUYGH BRAH!"
DFS "THEYEYYEYEY RUB DUICKS TO HAVE BOOOOSEDX BRAH!"
P "What kind of fucked up conversation have I walked in on?"
hide image "toungeevo"
show image "me"
D "I know someone with a road bump kink."
P ""
P "Alright I'm done."
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scene image "box store"
play music "rain.wav"
"You walk out."
"The bridge has burnt down."
P ""
P "God fucking dammit."
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show text "27 days until Halloween" with dissolve
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play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"
scene image "box inside"
"You go back inside the box store."
"Cube rounds on you."
show image "me"
D "I made a plan!"
P "Oh fuck."
P "What?"
D "We play tag wth the fire!"
P ""
P "Yeah let's not do that."
"You go outside."
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play music "rain.wav"
scene image "box store"
menu:
"Extinguish the fire":
jump ETF
"Play tag with the fire":
jump PTWTF
"Jump into the fire":
jump JITF
"Just walk through the part with no fire":
jump JWTTPWNF
label ETF:
"You attempt to extiguish the fire."
"You successfuly extingush the fire."
P "See! A much better pl-"
scene image "ded"
"You die."
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label PTWTF:
"You decide to go through with Cube's plan."
"You tag the fire."
P "Tag!"
"It runs away."
show image "me"
D "Hah. See? My plan was foolproof."
hide image "me"
show image "batgam"
N "It's cheating!"
N "It's it!"
N "Why is it running NOW?"
"The world may never know."
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label JITF:
"You just fucking jump into the fire, why not?"
"The fire goes out."
show image "me"
D "Huh."
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show image "batgam"
N "I thought you'd be a grilled weiner."
P "Fuck off"
hide image "batgam"
"You leave"
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label JWTTPWNF:
"You just walk though the part with no fire."
"Suddenly, you are attacked by a rabbit-box."
"Rabbit-boxes live in fire y'know."
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"You die."
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label leave:
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show text "26 days until Halloween" with dissolve
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play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"
scene image "sweets"
"Nothing happens."
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scene image "sweets"
"Cube stays in her room all day to make her costume."
"You and Namgam play Monopoly."
P "FUCK MONOPOLY!"
show image "batgam"
N "NO!"
N "FUCK YOU!"
"You and Namgam start fighting."
"Monopoly - Ruining lives since 1903."
"A few broken noses later, you both calm down."
"Everyone's noses are broken."
"There's blood fucking EVERYWHERE."
hide image "batgam"
show image "me"
D "How the fuck did MY nose get broken?"
D "I was just watching?"
"Magic."
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show text "25 days until Halloween" with dissolve
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scene image "sweets"
"You decide to play chess today."
"It ends up in much the same way."
"Everyone's legs are broken."
"Which is impressve since you all fave four."
"Cube is still confused as to how SHE ends up injured."
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scene image "sweets"
"Through the magic of magic, you are all healed."
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scene image "sweets"
"You all play Monopoly today."
"The hospital is concerned with how frequently you are visiting."
"Cube is less confused since she played and therefore fought this time."
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scene image "sweets"
"Today Cube works on her costume again."
"Cube has her wings broken in today's fight."
"She wasn't even in the room."
"Cube is very confused."
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scene image "sweets"
"Cube left to get materials today."
"She still broke three ribs though."
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scene image "sweets"
"You realise you're going crazy from staying inside and playing Monopoly for 6 FUCKING DAYS!"
"You stay inside anyway."
"The taps just pour blood by this point."
"The house is such a fucking mess."
"At least health care is free in Bratainland."
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scene image "sweets"
"The NHS has now banned you because you're wasting so much money."
"You lock up Monopoly and vow to never play it again."
""
"You probably will though."
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scene image "sweets"
"YOU FUCKING PLAY MONOPOLY AGAIN."
"Namgam heals you all with magic."
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"BLOOD IS POURING THROUGH THE STREETS OF LONDON."
"STOP PLAYING FUCKNG MONOPOLY."
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"You throw away Monopoly when Namgam isn't looking."
"Good fuckng riddence."
""
"You fight anyway."
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scene image "sweets"
"THE FIGHTING HAS FINNALY ENDED"
"PEOPLE IN THE STREETS REJOICE."
"THERE IS NO MORE BLOOD!"
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scene image "sweets"
"THE MONOPOLY BOARD IS CURSED AND IS TRYING TO KILL YOU ALL."
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scene image "sweets"
"You finally got rid of the Monopoly!"
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"It's a pleasant day."
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"HOLY FUCK THE MONOPOLY IS BACK!"
"IT'S CONSUMING THE NEIGHBOURS!"
"RUN."
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scene image "sweets"
"You finally locked away the Monopoly board in whatever circle off hell it originated."
"You still fight with Namgam."
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scene image "sweets"
"Cube finally got some work done on her costume today."
"She says it will be done by tomorrow."
"Namgam still hasn't gotten out of his since he got it."
"It's covered in blood, both his and others, it's ripped and he smells FUCKING DISGUSTING."
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show text "8 days until Halloween" with dissolve
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scene image "sweets"
"Today is the unveiling of Cube's costume."
D "Okay..."
show image "ccube"
D "Tah-dah! I'm a companion cube!"
P "How are you breathing?"
D ""
D "Wingholes... Maybe?"
P "You think?"
D "One sec."
D ""
D "Yeah no I can't breath."
"She passes out."
"You think."
"She's in a box, you can't really tell."
hide image "ccube"
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scene image "sweets"
"Cube's cosume now has airholes."
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scene image "sweets"
"You decide to binge watch shiity horror movies for 3 days straight."
"You scream at every camera angle."
"They're just too damn bad."
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scene image "sweets"
"You all sleep for the whole day."
"You're exhausted."
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scene image "sweets"
"You didn't eat all day, so you all keep passing out fron starvation."
"You spend the day eating."
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show image "me"
scene image "sweets"
D "Say... What is your costume Pickle?"
P "I don't have one."
P "Fuck Halloween."
"Cube looks mortified."
D "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE."
hide image "me"
"You're forced into your SAUSAGE✰SUIT™."
"Cube and Namgam keep screaming that you're the chosen one."
"You become the true Halloweiner."
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"You wake up and go downstairs."
"Suddenly, you are assaulted by a skeleton."
P "This again?"
"The skeleton is real."
P "HOLY FUCK."
"Cube steps out from behind a massive shoelace."
show image "me"
D "It's Halloween."
P "Yes"
D "It's Halloween."
P "I know."
scene image "sweets"
hide image "me"
"You look around,the room is filled with an absurd amount of Halloween decorations."
"And now, a pile of sweets."
P "You do know what day it is, right?"
show image "batgam"
N "It's Halloween."
P "IT'S FUCKING HALLOWEEN."
hide image "batgam"
P "LET'S GO GET SOME FUCKING CANDY!"
"You all cheer and run out of the front door."
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