“Dash & Shy”

Ponyville, Wednesday, Mid-summer

A pink pony yelled so loud she was heard even in the Royal Palace.

“Oh no, Gummy has been kidnapped!!!”

This is a job for Equestria finest detectives.

Dash & Shy!

One is a tough and aggressive member of the Weather Patrol.

The other, a shy and middle mannered animal caretaker.

Together, they take care of a turtle!

“Tortoise!”

Whatever.

Dash & Shy!

Tonight episode…

“A mouthful of complicity!”

“So Pinkie Pie, tell us exactly what happened!” Rainbow Dash said.

“I-I woke up this morning and…and…Gummy wasn’t chewing on my head!” she broke in tears.

“Only one pony is capable of such a heinous act! Let´s go, Shy!”

*****

“No Rainbow Dash, I have no idea where Gummy is!” Twilight Sparkle said.

“Oh well, thank you Tw-“

“Admitted it, Twi! You never liked Gummy, you found it gross and once tried to stuck it into Applejack´s head!”

“That was you, Rainbow…”

“So, you want to play dirty, eh? Then let´s see, what if I do…this!” and Rainbow Dash removed the cup holder.

Furious, Twilight Sparkle kicked her out with her magic.

“That was useless. Come on Shy, we need to check the crime scene!”

*****

“So Shy, what have you found?” Rainbow Dash asked while finish a piece of chocolate cake.

“I have no idea what I´m supposed to be looking for…” Angel Bunny hopped in, carrying an important clue. “Oh what´s this? It looks like a piece of gemstone…”

“A-ha! A clue! And I know exactly what pony can helps us with this!”

*****

“So Rarity, you´re the town expert on jewelry. If somepony has some gems to spend they come with you!”

“You made me sound like some kinds of smuggler there…”

“Please Rarity, help us.”

Rarity sighed and took the piece of red gemstone. “Yes, I recognize this. I paid Spike with this a few days ago. He helped me get rid of all of Sweetie Belle´s old toys. Those useless things were taking too much space.”

“Of course! Spike is the perfect culprit, he has always been jealous of Gummy for being the coolest lizard in town! He is responsible!”

“Are you done here, darling? Because I´m extremely busy!”

Ignoring Rarity, Rainbow Dash grabbed Fluttershy. “Now, the game is ahoof!”

“…umh, the game is what?”

****

Rainbow Dash jumped over the terrified dragon, pinning him to the ground.

“Confess Spike! You have no way outta this!”

“…yes, I confess! I took pictures of all of you sleeping and sold them to the colts in town!”

“…I want those pictures.”

******

“So if Spike didn´t do this, who did?” Fluttershy asked the hovering cyan pegasus.

“We are forgetting the one pony with the most cunning criminal mind in Ponyville…”

“…Derpy?”

“No! You, Applejack!”

The farmer pony titled her head. “Ah beg yah pardon?”

“Confess you kidnapped Gummy so you can turn him into one of those lame cowboy boots of yours!”

“GASP! Applejack, how could you?”

“What are yah two dumb-heads talking ´bout?”

“That´s it! It´s time for rumble!”

“Uhhh sis? Everything all right?”

“Oh so you bring into the big guns, eh? I´ll handle this, Shy!!” and Rainbow Dash jumped into combat, kicking and punching Big Mac with all her strength.

Big Mac just blinked confused while the little pony harmlessly punched him. He pointed at Rainbow Dash but Applejack had no answer to give and just shrugged.

“Ouh! I´m hurt!” Rainbow Dash fell down dramatically.

“Rainbow Dash!”

“You won this time, Applejack but someday I´ll bring you down!”

Fluttershy carried Rainbow Dash away while the two farmer ponies just looked confused.

“Sis, have any idea what just happened?”

“Eeeeenope.”

*******

Fluttershy took Rainbow Dash back into her cottage where she bandaged her non-existing wound.

“Sorry I wasn´t of any help…”

“Don´t worry your pretty little head, Shy. You being there for me is all the help I need.”

While they looked into each other eyes tenderly, a slow turtle walked by.

“A tortoise!”

Oh, shut up!

“Well, since I can´t fly with a hurt wing I guess I´ll have to spend the night here.”

“Okay.”

“Too bad you only have ONE bed.”

“Yes…oh!”

******

The next day Pinkie Pie knocked at the cottage door.

“Hiya Fluttershy! Silly me, I completely forgot that the Cakes had took Gummy to the vet after I gave him a full chocolate cake, duh! Now, he´s back and healthy, see?” the alligator just kept in place while Pinkie jiggled her tail.

“O-okay Pinkie…”

“Bye-bye!”

“Bye.”

Rainbow Dash came to the front door and placed an arm over Fluttershy. “Well, another case solved, right Shy?”

“I guess…”

“Now what do you say we write the report?”

“Okay!”

DASH & SHY!!!