It was a hot and sunny day. Applejack remove her hat to clear the sweat out of her forehead and enjoy the blessing of Celestia´s sun. She looked down the orchard and smiled upon seeing her big brother finishing his round. Before she could ask him if he wanted some beverage she saw Pinkie Pie bouncing alongside him, carrying a basket full of apples. Weird, did Big Mac asked Pinkie for help? Why Pinkie of all ponies? Just when she was about to raise her voice to ask them, they did something that made Applejack turn green.

They kissed.

A deep-its-gonna-leave-a-mark kiss on her big brother snout.

This made Applejack ran at a speed that will make Rainbow Dash look like a turtle and landed in between them.

"How-what-why-I-you-and you-you two!"

Pinkie Pie stopped her incoherent rambling with a happy smile "Hey Applejack, how´s it going?"

"Ho-"

"Ups, I´m on a tight schedule. Better hurry up, now how do I get you?" Pinkie pondered for a few seconds. "I know! If you beat me in a hoof wrestling I´ll explain what´s happening so your head stops spinning around, but if you lose you have to do me a favor, no regrets.”

"Wha-I-Fine!"

Once her face met the ground, Applejack remembered that Pinkie was the strongest one of the group.

"You lose!"

"What do yah want, Pinki-"

The answer was another of those long kisses, this time right in Applejack´s nose.

"Thank you!" chimed the pink baker before leaving two farmers with dumbfounded looks on their faces.

"Yah gonna wash that?"

"Eeenope!"

******

"Thanks for making all these delicious pastries for the party, Mr. and Mrs. Cake!"

"No problem Pinkie but wh-oh my!" Mrs. Cake was cut short by a deep kiss on the cheek.

"Oh honey, no need for that!" added Mr. Cake after receiving one.

"And one for Pound! And another one for Pumpkin! And- hey Derpy, nice to see you! A muffin for a kiss? Okay bye!!"

*****

A proper lady knock was unmistakable.

"Hello Rarity, what can I do for you?"

While the answer was obvious seeing as how Twilight Sparkle had led her mane straight back to show her forehead, Rarity had to ask:

"Darling, I must ask you a question. Have you noti-" the words died on her mouth upon seeing the little dragon with hearts on his eyes just floating around.

"Oh ignore him, he´s been like this all morning. First kiss on the lips and all that." Twilight said.

"Okay then. The question I have is regarding Pinkamena. I ran into her earlier this day, she offered to help me in the store and to make a long story short...” and she pointed at the big lip mark on her eyelid. "I intended to clean it at the spa but when I went looking for Fluttershy to join me, I discovered she suffered the same fate." and she levitated the still blushing pegasus with a kiss mark near her lips. "You see where I´m going with this, darling?"

"Don´t worry Rarity, I´m sure Pinkie has a good reason for all of this." Twilight reassured her.

"She helped me clean the library..." Spike said still floating around.

****

Rainbow Dash climbed the tallest mountain in the entire continent. Her wings tired after a transoceanic flight, forced her to do it by hoof. Once she reached the top, she burst open the wooden gates of the cabin, hoping to finally find some help.

"Gilda, quick! You have to-oh no, you too no!"

"Hey Dash...”  the smiling griffin said, a kiss mark planted on her beak.

"Rainbow Dash!"

Rainbow turned over to see the harbinger of her door, walking the steep mountain like it was a soft spot of grass, nothing able to slow her down.

"You are the last one! You can´t escape! Oh hey Gilda!"

"Hi..."

"No no no stay back Pinkie!"

"It´s over Rainbow..." and the Pink Reaper loomed closer and closer until she kissed her forehead.

"Ya-hoooo! I finally got a hundred!" and she ran off back to Equestria.

"...that´s it?"

*****

The loud obnoxious knock on the door was unmistakable.

A light blue pony with a palm tree for a Cutie Mark answered the door. Her first reaction was being annoyed of meeting the pink pony again but then she realized the pony had brought a hundred extra with her.

"Hi! We´re here for the party!"

"Like...excuse me? What are you talking about?"

Pinkie took a deep breath and started to explain. "Earlier in the market you were talking to your friend and saying you were making a huge party and I said Uh I love parties! Can I go and bring all my friends? and you said Like no way! This is an exclusive Hearts and Hooves Day party, only couples can go!  and I said Well I´ll get a couple then! and you were Ha! You get a couple? I don´t think you have ever dated a stallion before! and your friend said Yeah like, she probably never been kissed before! What a loser! and I said Well I kiss the babies good night every night, does that count? and you two were laughing and then you said You´ll never make it to my party even if you like kiss a hundred ponies or something! and your friend was Yeah! and so then I went and kissed a hundred ponies and brought them right to your party! Now, can we go in and have fun?".

"Like...what?"

Before anypony could explain her Pinkie had no sense of sarcasm or worse, that Pinkie decided to explain everything again, the Element of Loyalty jumped front.

"Yeah so we´re all here and want to have fun! Now, move!"

The other 99 ponies followed Rainbow example getting inside the house while making comments like "The Great and Powerful Trixie supposes she could join this celebrations!" or "So that´s why she came all the way down to Appleloosa" or even "Sister, is this a regular occurrence in modern Equestria?" and the like.

Once all the guest were inside all the Valley Pony could said was.

"Like...what just happened?"