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Thirty minutes to ponydom!!

by Alesiopdv

Chapter 30: "Truly dashing, darling!"

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"Truly dashing, darling!"

"Truly dashing, darling!"

Applejack was walking down the orchard when she saw a sight that made her chuckle. It was nopony else but Rainbow Dash wearing the most feminine dress she had ever tried on and the biggest and most ridiculous hat that could cover her rainbow colored head.

Applejack couldn't resist and patted her on the back. Hard.

"Whatever happened tah you, Rainbow? Did yah lost a bet to Rarity or something?!"

"Of all the heavens..." the cyan pony complained. "Whatever bring you to- oh my, that hat is truly gorgeous, darling! A tiny bit rough for my tastes but I said, it does make those cute little freckled of yours stand out!"

"...cuse me?!"

"Oh I would love to stay and chit-chat, darling; but I´m afraid I have previous comminments. Chao!"

"....what in tarnation just happened in ´ere?!"

Across the street, Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle were walking back to the cottage.

"Thank you so much for coming over and get some medicines for Spike, Fluttershy."

"Oh it was nothing! I hope he...did we just pass by Rainbow Dash wearing a dress?"

"Yes, we did."

Rarity rushed to answer the door of her Boutique. Whoever the pony who knocked was, she recognized class and sophistication on that knock.

"Welcome to the Carousel Boutique where every piece is-OH MY STARS!" and then she fainted.

"Oh my dear heavens! Please wait, I will fetch some help!"

Fluttershy and Twilight found Applejack still staring at the empty space.

Twilight asked. "Applejack, did you see..."

"Rainbow Dash acting all girly-fluffy--pretty-witsy? Yes, ah do."

"Oh thanks heavens! For a second I worried that me and Twilight were hallucinating because I accidentally switched our tea with Spike´s medicine!"

"...wait, what?"

"Look over there! Pinkie found her!" Applejack shouted and they looked at the pink pony causally talking with her obviously gone crazy friend and then pointed at some direction. Rainbow waved goodbye and trot off instead of flying (which was strange enough but given the day they were having...); so the girls rushed to ask Pinkie what was all that about.

"Pinkie, what was all that about?"

Didn´t I already said that?

"What did Rainbow said to you?" Twilight asked.

"Oh, she asked me which direction the hospital was. Oh I swear girls, that silly filly had been living in Ponyville for years and she still gets more lost than the Crusaders on the Everfree hihihi!"

"Pinkie, didn´t you noticed....something strange on Rainbow?"Twilight insisted.

Pinkie pondered for a few seconds. "New haircut?"

Applejakc facehoofed, Twilight sighed and Fluttershy looked at her hooves, wondering if they were always green.

"Come on Pinks! You have to had noticed that something is wrong with Rainbow!"Applejack shouted.

Pinkie did her best to come out with the answer her friends were asking but she gave up.

"Okay, I give up. What's wrong with Rainbow Dash?"

"Yeah, what´s wrong with Rainbow Dash?" a grumpy voice asked behind their backs.

They turned, surprised to see their friend, on her usual cocky normal self, hovering them

"Hi Rainbow!"

"Hey Pinkie. So, what was that about me?"

"Oh darling, I finally found you!"

They turned over to see the other Rainbow Dash, running to meet her mirrored self.

"I had been desperately looking all over you!" Rainbow said.

"Oh gosh, what have you done now?" Rainbow complained.

"Well, I went to the Boutique all on my own, despite your promise that you will take me there but you completely forget about it, as usual..." Rainbow complained.

"Ugh, I told you that I was tired of training all morning and I needed a nap! Couldn't you just wait a few hours? Would have that killed you?" Rainbow said.

Confused yet? Don´t worry, the other girls are confused too.

"Please, mind your manners Rainbow!"

"Ugh, you´re such a pain in the ass!"

"How could you...say those things to your own..."

"Ugh okay okay don´t cry, come over here...there there, I´m sorry I yelled at you, okay?"

"...yes, darling. It is okay."

"Could you please give it a rest to that whole darling thing?"

"Rest? Oh yes! The mare in the Boutique just pass out, I need your help to carry her to the hospital!"

"Oh that Rarity...okay let´s go. See you girls!"

The double rainbow went off, down the lane, leaving four mute and confused ponies behind.

Pinkie Pie summarized all her thoughts.

"....how did Rainbow did that? I wonder if I can split in two too. I think I did it once during the Giggle at the Ghosties song no, that wasn't. Cupcakes song? No..."

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