“All right criminal scum, get in there!” the Royal Guard said pushing Cheese Sandwich.

“No thanks, I once have an assistant but he crippled my style!” he joked, pulling a fake cast on his leg.

The guard didn´t appreciate the corny joke and kicked him aside.

“Rough audience, uh?” Cheese Sandwich greeted his fellow jail mates with a big grin that got bigger when he recognized one “Cousin!”

The dark colored mane raised her head and then sighed. “Oh no..”

“Sooooo happy to see you!” Cheese said, asphyxiating Marine Sandwich,

“What are you doing here, Cheese?”

“Oh a little run in with the law as in I run into this place! You know how it is, “ he said patting her back too strong. “And what about you, won any desserts contests lately?

“No! I was robbed my prize and sent to this prison because of my “dangerous behavior”! Those Ponyville fools dare to insult me, me the greatest cook from Gallopvania!”

“Uh Ponyville! That town has no sense of taste! They chased me out of town because I was being “too forceful” Cheese added quotation marks to that line.

“And it´s all that Pinkie Pie´s fault!” they both said in unison.

“It seems Ponyville has wronged us both, cousin. Care for a little payback to this town?” Marine said, taking out a file she had been hiding on her mane.

“You know what they said about revenge. Is a dish best served as an entry not dessert!”

“...who says that?”

****

“Woo-hii! This cousin´s bowling contest is the best thing ever!” Pinkie Pie chirped, jumping up and down the street.

“And we´re gonna win! We´ve been practicing all week!” Apple Bloom and Babs Seed announced

“Sugarcube, we just  learned about the contest this morning,” Applejack reminded her.

“Yeah, I didn´t even had time to pack my watermelons! You think they have galoshes my size?”

Applejack decided not to question how Pinkie envisioned the rules of bowling and lead the way inside. The bowling alley was strangely dark and empty.

“What´s going on in here?” Applejack asked.

“Glad you asked, supplanter!” A light went on revealing the figure of Marine Sandwich and Cheese Sandwich,

“Hey, you´re that party pooper that tried to ruin Rainbow´s birth-versary!” Pinkie said.

“Hey, I was only trying to make it better!”

“And you're that sore loser form the desserts contest!” Applejack added.

“You stole my name! And my prize!”

“What do you two want?” And we´re here to make you both pay for humiliating us!”

“You two know each other?” Applejack asked.

“We´re cousins,” they replied.

“Makes sense. They have the same surname…”

“Pinkie, we are sort of cousins and we don't have the same surname.,”

“Enough with this chatting!  We´re here to make you both pay for humiliating us! Cheese!”

“I think it´s time for a split…” Cheese said, throwing them a bowlin ball that exploded on impact, covering them on banana cream. “Get it?”

“Enough with your terrible jokes, Cheese! Now we have them where we wanted them!”

“I don't think so!” Apple Bloom said, kicking a bowling ball towards them.

Despite the dramatism of her statement, the ball just rolled and feebly hit a nearby pin

“Seriously?” Cheese said. “That´s the best you have?”

“I wasn´t trying to hit you. I was only buying time for Babs to get Twilight here.”

Both sandwiches turned around in time to see Twilight and the other ponies  approaching them. They tried to throw them balls but Twilight captured thm with her magic and tossed them back, trapping them on the banana cream.

“I´m glad to see you´re okay,” Twilight said to Pinkie and Applejack who was ruffling the two kids. “And since you two can't learn your lesson you´re going back to jail,”

“Get in there you two!” the Royal Guard said, pushing the Sandwiches into a cart.

“I have two candidates!” Pinkie said, putting some glassed on Babas and Apple Bloom.

Everypony laughed,

“Hey, that´s my joke!”

“Oh be quiet!”

And all the ponies laughed while the mean Sandwiches were escorted back to prison.