“All right, everypony, let´s get this meeting started!” Apple Bloom declared, hitting her hammer.

“I still don´t know why you invited her here..:” Spike said.

“Because as much as we don´t like her, Silver Spoon is an expert on statistics and is one of the best students in class,” Apple Bloom admitted while the snobby pony refused to look at Spike.

“No, I mean Mrs. Cake..:” Spike said, taking a cupcaked.

“Oh, I was here looking for some apples for my next line of treats!”

“That explains why Granny Smith is here…”

“No, I´m just here because I was taking tea with Mrs. Cheerilee”

“And I´m here to accompany Big Mac!”

“Eeeyup!”

“Enough! We have important business to attend!” Apple Bloom shouted and pulled a graphic of Twilight and her friend, wit lots of lines connecting them. “Now, what do you make of this?”

“That you´re really bad at making a chart…” Silver Spoon said,

“NO! This is a graphic of all the connections between our sister and her friends.”

“Wonderful work, girls!”

“Thank you, Mrs. Cheerilee. You see, the other day, we were talking and realized our sisters had all bad experience with romance so we figured out that the reason is that they never look for possibilities inside their circle of friends, so we make a graphic to see which pairing is more compatible,” Apple Blok finished, earning an applause from her relatives like this as a school presentation.

“Hey, how come I´m not on that graphic?” Spike asked.

“Because you are on this one!” Sweetie said, pulling a graphic of the three of them and Spike.

“He, Diamond Tiara is right. You spend too much time together…”

“Enough! Silver Spoon tell us what is the most possible pairing!”

“How can I? All these lines tell me nothing! I need information about these ponies which I barely know a thing about…”

“Well, my sister is best friends with Twilight who likes going to the spa with Rarity who´s best friend with Fluttershy who´s Rainbow childhood friend and likes playing pranks with Pinkie…” Apple Bloom began.

“...who likes cooking with Applejack, who doesn't get along well with Rarity, who helps Rainbow with her uniform, who likes reading Daring Do books with Twilight who gets along well with Fluttershy..:” Scootaloo continued.

“...who argued with Applejack about the vampire bats, who likes to compete with rainbow!” Sweetie finished. “oh and Pinkie likes to spend time with Twilight, Fluttershy and my sister, although they find her kind of loud…”

“I see... “ Silver Spoon said, pondering the information. “Based on this information, I´l say you omitted a vital detail…”

“What´s that?” Scootaloo asked.

“You didn't include Babs Seed on your other graphic!”

“What?!” they yelled.

“Ugh, Silver, she´s my cousin!”

“So, aren't Pinkie and Applejack cousin now or something?”

“Technically, they´re four times removed…”

“Granny!”

“Besides, that...that graphic was Sweetie´s idea! We don´t like each other that way and Babs, least of all, thinks that way!” Scootaloo yelled, blushing.

“I don't know. When she hanged around with us, she admitted she thought you were pretty cute for a tomboy…”

“Uh, what about me? What about me?” Sweetie chirped.

“Meeting dismissed…” Apple Bloom gave up.

“Nopony ever thinks of me…” Spike lamented, drowning his sorrows with some cupcakes, while the grown ups laughed at the silly antics of these fillies.