“Ah´m not sure about this, Pinkie…”

“Come on AJ, we´re family now! Or as close as family can be so we need to get closer!”

Applejack got a little dizzy with Pinkie´s logic there so she decided to ask the first question on her mind, “What about the Cakes?”

“I´ll still work with them! The only thing that will change is that now I´m going to live under your roof!” Pinkie answered, smiling. “Family needs to stick together, after all!”

“But what about your family on the rock fa-”

“Applejack!” Granny Smith punched her.

“I still visit them every two weekends but this is even better because you live so close by but not enough close by so I need to move here so I can be part of the family even if we don´t know for sure!”

Again, Applejack was confused but the rest of the family seemed pretty happy.

“And we´ll love to have ya around, youngling!”

“This is gonna be so much fun!” Apple Bloom chirped. “right, Big Mac?”

“Eeeyup!” he said, very emotionally.

“Well, if everypony is alright, but where are ya gonna sleep, Pinkie?”

“With you, silly filly! I already made the arrangements!” Pinkie said, showing the reformed room that was, to put simply, saw in half to make room for two ponies.

“Mah bed…”

“Now Applejack, remember, family or not, Pinkie Pie is one of us now,” Granny Smith reminded her.

“Ah guess. Ah just hope this is isn´something we´ll regret.”

*****

“That kid needs to leave!” Granny Smith yelled.

“Granny!”

“Ah´m sorry, honey, but she's a disaster waiting to happen. She plays music all day, makes  a mess of the kitchen and ate mah special apple jam that ah saved for twenty years.”

Applejack made a face at that but before she could talk, Apple Bloom stat complaining too.

“Pinkie Pie ruine doru Crusaders meeting! We were trying to get our Pottery Makers marks and she destroyed our whole club house trying to help!”

“Ah get you, lil sis. She tried to help me with the fruit bats and she ended up throwing them an open fruit salad buffet and causing them to spread all over the rochard,” Applejack sighed.

The only pony without any complain was Big Mac.

“Guess, we´ll have no choice but to tell Pinkie she can't be ´ere. Family or not, she can't live under our roof.”

The apples approached Pinkie who was trying to fix the broken mailbag but every intent kept making it worse.

“Oh hi, Apples! I was trying to send our kitchen cabinet to repair but they don't fit on the mailbag!”

The Apples weren't sure if that was a joke or Pinkie was trying something really strange but they decided to just say it, pushing Applejack front.

“Pinkie, ah´m sorry but ah need to tell you something. Ah´m afraid we can't have you living with us anymore. Now dopt get asd…”

“Oh thankyouthankyouthankyou!” Pinkie hugged Applejack, taking ehr air out. “Taking so much, I´ve been trying the last two days to find ways to tell you I can´t no longer live here but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I made all this sort of bad things like breaking your kitchen cabinet and letting the fruit bats out but thank you!”

“Wait, ya don´t wanna live with us anymore?”

“Oh don't be mad Applejack your family is great and these past two months were great...except you´re driving me crazy! You snore every night, Granny Smith makes us take drills for every caterpillar infestation, Apple Bloom crashes the house every two days and I cant eat anymore apples!”

“Let me get this straight, ya saying that us, the Apples, drive you, Pinkie Pie, mad?”

“...kinda. Are you okay with that?”

- TIME LIMIT -

“Ah think so. Suddenly ah don't feel like the most down to earth of the group anymore”

“Okie-dokie then…” Pinkie said, taking her baggage. “This was great, except for the part of driving me crazy! But do know that, family or not, I'll always love you!” she said, giving them a hug. “And I'll miss you more than all Big Mac!” she said, giving Big Mac a full kiss. “Bye-bye!”

As Pinkie bounced away, the Apples turned to look at the blushing Big Mac.

“Wait!” Apple Boom suddenly said. “We drive her crazy?”