“However improbable it may sound...I´m confident that Diamond Tiara is dating Snips,” Sweetie Belle concluded and blew her bubbles pipe.

“That´s ridiculous!” Silver Spoon protested. “It´s impossible.”

“There´s no impossible, only unlikely,” Sweetie insisted.

Silver Spoon facehoofed and said, “I knew this was a bad idea! What was I thinking coming for you for help, Dumb Mark Crusaders?”

“Hey, nopony forced you to come!” Scootaloo said.

“Besides, we´re the only detective agency here in town!” Apple Bloom added.

“You´re not detectives, you´re just playing pretend!”

“Still, we´re the only ones willing to listen to you,” Scootaloo said.

“And we did our detective work!” Apple Bloom said, showing an impressive amount of papers, although half of them only had tic-tac-toe games.

“We followed Diamond for two days straight and the evidence speaks for itself. Everyday after school, Diamond Tiara leaves without you to go some place….” Sweetie began.

“And she takes great measures to make sure nopony is following her. I had to climb to a tree to get a good luck,” Scootaloo said, showing her pair of binoculars.

“Yeah, any other pegasus could have just follow them on the air,” Silver Spoon murmured.

Apple Bloom restrained Scootaloo and said, “And when she comes back home, she has sprinklers all over her mane!”

“Clearly from Sugarcube Corner, the most popular place in town for dates among the town fillies and colts,” Sweetie said.

“Tha´ts an strech! You have no evidence!”

“The evidence is in plain sight. I only had to connect the dots to complete the picture...how was that, Pinkie?”

“Really impressive detective lingo, apprentice!” Pinkie said, waving from her hiding spot on a nearby bush.

“But why Snups? Of all the ponies in class? If it was somepony like Featherweight I would understand but Snips?”

“It´s not that weird, In all of Rarity´s novels, the girl always falls in love with the nerdy boy who was with her the entire story,” Sweetie said.

“And Snails ehre confirmed us Snips has been acting suspicious too, right?” Apple Bloom said, pointing at the colt who had been quiet the entire time.

“Now what I´m supossed to do?” Silver Spoon said, lamenting the situation.

“You could start dating Snails here,” Scootaloo suggested, making them blush. “Unless you want us to help you get with Featherweight.”

“Are w back to palying Romantic Counselors Crusaders?” Sweetie asked.

“Forget it! I don´t need help  for any blank flanks!”

Silver Spoon stormed out of the headquarters and Apple Bloom chastised Scootaloo with a look, the pegasus blushigna  little.

****

The next day at school, Diamond Tiara arrived later. With Snips. And when she tried to get her seat, Silver Spoon tossed her saddlebags to stop her.

“I´m sorry this seat is taken.”

“By who?” Diamond asked.

“By a pony who is actually by friend!”

“What's gotten into you?”

“How could you not tell me you got a boyfriend? Especially being him!” Silver Spoon shouted, pointing at Snips.

“What? We´re not dating!” Diamond defended herself in front of the entire classroom.

“The DUmb Crusaders told me that when you disappear is to spend time with him!”

“But that´s not because we´re dating!”

“Then why do you spend all day with him?”

“Because...because…” Diamond Tiara stammered while all the ponies in the room, including Mrs. Cheerilee, were waiting for her answer. Diamond sighed and waved Snips to handle his saddlebags. Diamond handled Silver the bag and she opened it, finding a half made sculpture of her and Diamond made with Papier Mâché.

“Happy birthday, you dummy,” Diamond said, blushing. “I was waiting for your birthday this saturday but you just spoiled it.”

“Then Snips has just been helping you with your project?” one of the classmates asked.

“Well, he´s a dork but very talented with crafts,” Diamond admitted and Snips showed off his Cutie Mark. “He and Snails have been helping made this because I´m not getting my hooves dirty, not even for my best friend. Sorry, Silver.”

“Wait, Snails? He didn't told us anything about that!” Apple Bloom said.

All the ponies looked at Snails who only said, “Wait, you want me to date Silver Spoon?”

“If the name fits…” Scootaloo murmured.

“Diamond…” Silver Spoon said. “Thank you.” and gave her a hug, causing the entire class to cheer.

“Well, that's just impossible. Diamond Tiara doing something nice for another pony. Kinda,” Scootaloo said.

“Not impossible, just unlikely,” Apple Bloom said.

“Elementary, my dear,” Sweetie added and the Crusaders joined the group laughter.