Pinkie Pie was staring at the wallpaper in the funerary house. It was a very pretty wallpaper with a pink peony pattern. Pinkie thought it was really pretty and made her smile, she wondered why nopony else was paying attention at the wallpaper.

“Pinkie Pie..”

Pinkie turned over and found Twilight touching her shoulder. She seemed worried for her so Pinkie decided to smile.

“Do you have your eulogy with you?”

“No Twilight, I never bring food with me! Except this cupcake but that's for emergencies only,” Pinkie said, taking a cupcake out of her mane and gulping it.

“No honey, she means if you have already thought of some words for..” Rarity said but couldn't finish the sentence and used a handkerchief to stop some tears from coming.

Pinkie was worried for her but before she could say anything Rainbow was in front of her, looking worried too.

“Hey Pinks, if you don't want to do it, it´s okay. I mean, your mom and sisters have already pretty much say everything and…”

“What Rainbow means is that, if you want to leave now, we understand,” Fluttershy finished for her.

Pinkie was confused and didn't know how to respond to them. Applejack approached her but she didn't say anything. Pinkie was about to say she looked funny with a black hat but Applejack moved forward and give her a hug. Pinkie Pie smiled, she liked hugs.

She then walked into the next room along with her friends. It seemed like half of Ponyville was in that room, along with some ponies from out of town like Shining Armor and his wife and even Braeburn, all the way from Appleloosa. She smiled at all of them as she walked to the podium. She waved at Mr. Waddle as they exchanged places at the podium and smiled at her family who was on the first row of seats.

Pinkie looked at the entire room, at all those ponies who were waiting for her to say some words so, she spoke:

“One day, I was walking with my dad around the rock farm and then I say to him, Hey dad, you know why the rock farmer returned the mashed potatoes? He looked at me with that silly face he made when he pretended he didn´t understood a word I say and then I say, because he ordered it with gravel!”

And Pinkie made the motion for a rimshot, somehow making the sound for real.

The entire audience fell silent, looking around to see what reaction they should have at that terrible forced pun. Rainbow Dash facehoofed while Fluttershy innocently said “I don't get it.”

“Dad also didn't get it at first but then he started to laugh. He laughed for a long while and then I laughed too. We both laughed a lot. He loved that joke.”

“It is kind of funny,” Pinkie Pie´s mom admitted.

“Gravel,” Spike chuckled and his laugh start spreading among the row.

Pinkie Pie watched as the ponies started to smile and then slowly start laughing. A minute later, the entire room was laughing out loud. Pinkie Pie turned over and smiled at her father´s portray. Then she start laughing too.