Don´t you get it, Rainbow “Crash”? I don't think you're cool, I think you're lame. Really lame. I just hang out with you because you make me laugh.

But not like those other loser that laugh at you when you crash. That´s not funny just pathetic. The real joke to me is watching you get up and try again. Now, that's hilarious. ´cause it seems like you really think you can do it better, like you really are a half decent flier.

Yeah, like I would believe that story you pulled a “Sonic Rain-bloom” or whatever is called. Let´s face it, I'm the best flier in this lame camp, it´s those dumb teacher that can´t see it. None of these ponies has half the talent I have, especially you.

So I keep watching you get up, again and again. I love that stupid cocky smile of yours when you say “Just watch me!”. Yeah, watch you fail.

You make me laugh, Rainbow Dash. And you don't even realize I'm laughing at your back.