My name is Spike. I am a dragon. I am the personal escort of Princess Twilight Sparkle. I have fought many powerful adversaries. I have faced dragons and cockatrices. I have faced Nightmare Moon and Queen Chrysalis. I am the savior of the Crystal Heart. And yet there is one day that I fear the most...

"Rarity, I was using that broom!"

"I need it to clean behind this bookshelf. Seriously Twilight, how can you ignore all this dust?"

Spring Cleaning Day.

"Move the couch so I can clean under it, dear."

"You can move it yourself, I´m busy holding a hundred books at the same time. It takes concentration."

Every year is the same. ever since Twilight and Rarity moved together, Spring Cleaning Day turns the house into a battlezone. Arguments, yelling, furniture tossed aside, it´s a wonder they don´t zap each other with magic beams.

"Why won´t you let me put the photos of our jouney to Saddle Arabia in the living room?"

"Rarity, you know I don´t want anypony looking at those pictures. I look...silly with that outfit."

"Nonsense, you look adorable. Besides, it was our honeymoon trip, they´re  supposed to be in the open for the visits."

"Precisely because it´s our honeymoon these pictures should be private!"

Things were much more easier when I was a baby. Back then both Rarity and Twilight played along with my "crush". Of course, as time passed my feelings for Rarity changed so I was able to see it as a big sister. Ironic that at the same time Twilight was seeing her as more than a "friend". Everybody was worried about me during the wedding, fearing that I might turn into a monster out of jealousy or something. But why would I be jealous? My two favourite sisters were getting married, I was happy!

I still am.

"Twilight, how dare you? Green and brown can go together, it look hideous!"

"Who cares about that? Volume 2 goes after volume 1. It has nothing to do with the color of the covers!"

Except this day,

This day I wish I have wings so I could fly off. One time I even tried teleport myself with my flames. It didn´t worked.

"So you have the entire wall for your books but I got absolutely nothing? The entire room is for you."

"You got your ridiculous statues which take half of the space!"

"How could you? I bought those statues for you!"

"I don´t like them!"

Wish they would just shut up!

"..."

Finally.

No, wait.

"Rarity. Rarity I...I´m sorry. I didn´t mean to...please, don´t cry."

"I thought that you liked my presents."

"I do like them! I just...I don´t know, I say something stupid. I didn´t meant to."

"No Twilight, you were being honest. They are a little ostentatious. I´ll get rid of them if they bother you so much."

"I don´t care about that! I care about you! I..."

"Shh, don´t cry darling. He, now I´m the one comforting you."

"Haha you´re right."

...

"Sorry I yelled at you, Rarity."

"It´s okay dear. Well, look at the time. It´s almost noon. We better finish this room and make us something to eat. We better hurry before Spikey wakes up."

"Yeah, he always get hungry after his morning nap."

"Which comes right after breakfast, hehe.Now come on, help me lift this shelf."

"Okay."

Spring Cleaning.

The most noisy day of the year. And yet the day I sleep the best.

I think I´ll stay in bed for a few more hours. Just until lunch is ready.