NOTE: this chapter was made long ago for the sexty minutes tumbl so its supossed to be NSFW except nothing really happens in here. Its also all dialogue which I know isnt approved here but I guess one dialoug chapter wont be any problem. Let me know if this isn´t supossed to be here and I´ll gladly remove it)

Your Turn.

“Pinkie Pie, let´s play a game!”

“A game, Twilight?”

“Yeah...you´ll see...according to my research, in order to maintain a stable relationship you need to take special care at the sexual aspect, be sure that it doesn't become dull and one of the best ways to avoid it is role-playing.”

“Oh, I´ll go get the dices, you grab the Monster Compendium!”

“Not that kind of role-playing! I mean, that you and I pretend we are different mares and such...”

“Uh uh, I want to be Daring Do!”

“Pinkie...”

“No, I want to be Mare-Do-Well!”

“Pinkie!”

“No, I know, I know! I want to be Mane. Con Mane...”

“Pinkieeeeeeee!”

“Yes, Twillie?”

“Those aren't the rules! According to the “Cadenza to Amore”, the correct way for role-playing is for the partners to choose each other roles to play, the objective of the game being to differentiate the roles by taking control of the other pony actions, making them assume a role different of their usual behavior, exchanging the positions of dominant and submissive; for what I can understand...”

“Princess Cadence wrote a book about sex?”

“...let´s not dwell into that. I´ll choose a pony for you and you choose a pony for me, okay?”

“Okie-dokie-lokie!”

“Me first. I want you to be...Rarity.”

“Ooooh, revealing a secret fantasy there?”

“Pinkie, don't tease me! Just choose somepony for me!”

“Well, that´s easy! If I´m Rarity, you´re Applejack!”

“Guess it makes sense...”

“Oh Applejack, you uncouth brute! You finally let yourself fall to your basic instincts and grab me by force, rendering me defenseless against your brutish manners, laying here in the hay, easy prey to your animal desires!”

“Hehe...I mean, Ah sure as sunday morning did, sugarcube! Now ah would ehh something with apples...this is too difficult! Pinkie, choose other pony! And stop laughing!”

“Haha, okay okay! How about Rainbow Dash? She is easy! In more than one way!”

“Okay Rainbow Dash...hey Rare, you ready to taste the rainbow?”

“Oh you rumbustious ruffian! Kidnapping me in the middle of the night, dragging me to your cloud fortress with the sole purpose of ravaging me! I would not tolerate such a depraved act!”

“Ugh, this is confusing. It seems you´re the dominant one even while I´m in top. Why don't you try to be somepony else more submissive, like Fluttershy for example?”

“sob...sob...”

“Pinkie, are you crying?”

“Rainbow Dash, ho-how could you? Now nopony will ever want to marry me! You've ruined me!”

“Pinkie, thats not funny! Stop acting like that!”

“Hey, when I get into a role I play it seriously!”

“Okay, why don't you choose a character for me? Maybe that would be easier....”

“Big MacIntosh!”

“Choose somepony else. Somepony I could easily imitate, that I could relate too. And no stallions!”

“Ummhh....what about Zecora?”

“Guess I can play her...oh my sweet mistress-what a candid night we distress-together in our chambers we embrace-to our bodies...merge?”

“Twilight, you suck at rhyming.”

“Okay Smarty Pants, I get to choose again.”

“Fine by me.”

“Maybe I should choose somepony I´m already comfortable with...I know! Pinkie Pie, now you are Cheerilee...”

“...”

“Pinkie?”

“I won't do it.”

“What? Pinkie, the rules says you had to do what I tell you to!”

“I don't care! I won't do it!”

“Why?!”

“I don't want to be her!”

“...Pinkie.”

“You only liked her because she reminds you of the Princess. And you only broke up with her because she didn´t want to come out the barn and admit she is a filly-fooler. So you went with the easy pony in town, the one who has dated half the population in Ponyville! She won't be a challenge.”

“Pinkie, that´s not true...”

“Admit it, Twilight! I´m just the rebound! You only started dating me to show off to Cheerilee and now we´re playing this stupid game because you have already got bored with me!”

“Oh Pinkie, you know that´s not true...”

“Let me go, Twilight. I want to go home. I have to feed Gummy.”

“...”

“Please, stop crying.”

“...”

“Seriously, Twilight. Please, stop. I´m sorry I yelled at you, I´m just...I´m sorry.”

“You really think all that? You really think that I only chose you out of despite? That I find you boring? You, Pinkie PIe, the most random and strange of ponies, boring?”

“...then why did you wanted to play this?”

“I was scared! I thought that I wasn't that interesting! That pony that had dated a supermodel like Fleur de Lis wouldn't find me attractive! A plain, fat librarian who has zero appeal!”

“Now who´s being random? Plain and fat? Have you seen you in a mirror, Twilight? You're beautiful! You're the most beautiful mare I have seen!”

“Looks aren't everything Pinkie, my personality is not...”

“Your personality is even more beautiful than your looks. You have the biggest and warmer heart I have ever met, Twilight.”

“...you mean it?”

“Twilight, I have dated a lot of ponies...”

“He...”

“A lot of them.”

“I know...”

“I mean like really a looooooooot of ponies!”

“Yeah Pinkie, I know...”

“I mean everything! Mares, stallions, mules, donkeys even a goat during a really crazy party...”

“Pinkie, there´s a point in all of this?!”

“My point, my silly-filly-worriestoomuchy-marefriend is that I love you. I love you with all my heart. And I will always do.”

“You promise?”

“I promise.”

“Pinkie promise?”

“Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my ouh! I forgot to close my eye!”

“Hahaha! Pinkie Pie...”

“Yes Twilight?”

“Thank you so much. And if you still want to go home...”

“I want to finish our game.”

“Still? I thought that you...okay, you go first.”

“I want you to be...Twilight Sparkle. Your turn.”

“And I want you to be...Pinkie Pie.”

“Well, I´ll give it a try! Not sure if I can pull her off. She is a really complex character, lots of hidden depths and random songs to improvise...”

“Pinkie!”