"Get back here you little green bastard!" Jack shouted at the top of his lungs as he gave chase to the small creature. He had been chasing a very short green stallion with and orange man and beard for well over twenty minutes now.

Unfortunately for the stallion he had a shamrock cutie mark and was wearing a green top hat that day, only further convincing the drunken human chasing him that he was the creature of legend.

Jack was extremely drunk from this mornings round of drinks and was having a pretty uneventful day until he went on a walk through town and spotted what he assumed was the pony version of a leprechaun. Once spotted he started screaming and running after the short stallion like the madman he was.

Shamrock, as the short stallion was called, looked back and yelled for the umpteenth time today. "Just leave me alone, I've done nothing to deserve this!" As he spoke his voice came out with an accent that Jack immediately recognized as being Scottish.

"You can't lie to me! I know what you are! Where's your gold you midget bitch!" He replied, the accent only further convincing him that his drunken suspicions were correct. "Stop running!"

"No!" As Shamrock ran he spotted one of the other humans at a shop just a few feet from him with the pony he recognized as Carrot Top. He ran over and ducked behind the human before pleading to him. "Please, make him stop!"

Tumor looked down at his feet, quickly taking notice to the colt-sized stallion cowering at his feet. "What the actual fuck? Why do you look like a fucking leprechaun?"

Carrot Top looked over at the stallion as well. "Shamrock? What are you doing? Shouldn't you be running the Ponyville Pub?"

"Ponyville has a pub?" Tumor asked, this being completely new information to him. However, before carrot Top could answer, an all to familiar voice rang through their ears.

"You're mine now you magical little cunt!" Jack shouted before leaping into the air to tackle Shamrock, only to be stopped by his brothers hand.

Tumor raised his hand and used his energy manipulating abilities to catch Jack midair and suspend him in place. "What the hell are you doing, you fucking moron?"

"Dude!" Jack yelled, pointing his finger at Shamrock, "Do you not see the fucking leprechaun acting like a bitch at your feet. Grab his ass! He has gold and grants wishes!" He said, all while flailing around like a wet noodle.

Tumor sighed and rubbed his temples. "Okay, firstly; He's not a leprechaun, he's just a midget."

"Hey!" Shamrock complained, feeling sligthly offended at being called such a thing.

Tumor ignored him and continued. "Secondly, have you seen the movie Leprechaun back in our world? A leprechaun would do anything to protect his gold and if he grants your wishes he'll do them in the worst possible way."

Jack though about it for a moment before remembering that movie series. The first ones were fine, but after number two or three they just became very stupid. "Yeah, I remember...KILL THAT LITTLE FUCKER!!!" Now that he was convinced that Shamrock was a tiny homicidal maniac he was more determined to get his hands on him than ever.

"I don't think that helped." Carrot Top commented, part of her feeling like it needed to get it's two cents in before this whole situation continued and likely proceeded to get even worse than it already was.

"No shit." Tumor replied to her comment, wondering what to do with his idiot brother and his stupid drunk ass. Maybe he could get ahold of Twilight and have her come grab him. Just as he was about to reactivate that mental link she made between them he looked down at Shamrock who was still cowering behind him. "Hey, don't you have a bar to run? Get out of here."

"No! Come back!" Jack shouted, attempting to reach out and grab Shamrock as he took off, but failing thanks to his brothers grip. "Imma getcha!"

Shamrock quickly nodded and took off at a speed that should have been impossible for somepony his size.

"And I'm expecting a couple free drinks for this!" He called out to the short stallion before summoning Twilight and explaining the situation via mental link.

Twilight arrived to see Tumor sitting beside a shopping cart, twirling his fingers around and causing Jack body to spin. Jack looked like he was only seconds away from throwing up. The spinning mixed with his intoxication clearly not being a good mix. She trotted over and before long Tumor spotted her, as did Jack.

"Hey Twi," Tumor began, "here's your drunken boy toy. Take good care of him okay." He said with a wink.

Twilight rolled her eyes at Tumor and encased Jack in her magical grip. "Come on, let's get you home."

"You have a crush on me." Jack teased with a light chuckle, making Twilight blush slightly.

As Twilight started her journey back to the castle whilst holding the human in her magic, Jack looked around. It wasn't like he had anything else to do. As he did this he spotted Shamrock standing in an alley just a few feet from him. The short stallion wast staring him down with a smile and mouthed the words You almost had me before flashing a pot of gold and waving his hoof before disappearing into thin air.

Jack stared at the now empty alley with wide eyes. "I fucking knew it! You bitch!"

Author's Notes:

It's St. Patrick's day, expect grammar errors XP
I apologize for this being short, but it's a holiday and I had to work quick. I'll get started on the next REAL chapter soon Take care guys