“Um, Spike, you're going to have to explain this one to me,” Twilight said, holding the book written by her baby dragon assistant in her magical grasp.

“Well, it's a romantic story about a dashing dragon adventurer who sets out to rescue a fair unicorn maiden from the clutches of an evil villain,” replied Spike.

“But … the title? What made you … choose that?”

“What's wrong with it?” asked Spike, cocking his head to one side. “It's a description of the monster holding the maiden captive. Rarity's favourite author-” just for a moment, his expression soured “-always uses punning titles, so I thought I'd do the same.”

“But … Rarity's Big Furry Pussy?” Twilight said, her eyes practically bulging out of her head.

“The monster is a giant persian cat.”

Twilight's hoof went to her face.